User Tag List

+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4 5 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 50 of 471
  1. #1
    Grapes
    has no status.
    P Plate
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    singapore
    Posts
    75
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    was hitting the side mirror of a car, kena scold by lady driver at traffic light . Any similar embarrasing experiences by fellow bikers?

  2. #2
    Pro Dero
    has no status.
    Class 2 Pro Dero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    1,303
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    even worse...squeezing thru jam at kaki bukit rd, wanted to see new bikes at loois motor, suddenly a stupid ###### nvr check back try come to another lane....i jam brake...bo pian hit her back bumper, i flew over her car, my bike thrash to da floor...i lay flat on da floor felt giddy, i tot angels r coming to collect me...but 3 chioh bu very sexy one came to rescue me of da rd, i really tot i was going to heaven saw their big balls while trying to pick me up...real shiok....den came out da ugly butch driver scold me, den pretend to be hurt or was i...hehe! da 3 babes scold her back...wah...happy sial...act cute den they kept askin am i ok....wah my mind chi ko pek oredi....cheers bro! but its true, i hope my wife wont read this or i die ah....hehehe!

    WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE!




    2004 Honda Varadero XL125 ride to tour!
    2005 Ducati Monster 400 for track use !
    2006 ****** white car for pimping ! hehehe!
    2007 THE next BIG thing!!!


    Carbon fiber voltex Gt-wing
    Greddy replica PU body kits
    Xenon HID lights
    Simota carbon fiber cold air intake
    Pivot dc2 volt
    Pivot 5 point spark grounding
    Jaws secondary air charger
    The Capsule
    LED true white fog lites
    DN9000 monobridge subwoofer
    Auto gauge instruments
    APexi AFC system
    Exedy racing clutch
    Super spark & Split fire iridium plugs combo
    Lotus R3 spec tuning
    more to come......hehe!

     

     
  3. #3
    Lass
    says duh
    SBF Lady Riders Lass's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Singapore - North West
    Posts
    20,044
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Grapes@Jan 8 2005, 10:09 AM
    was hitting the side mirror of a car, kena scold by lady driver at traffic light . Any similar embarrasing experiences by fellow bikers?
    keke i piak mirrors a few time but usually run away b4 anyone can scold me

    most embrassing is when i fell infront of a group of ppl wah that time want to dig a hole and crawl into it and all of them bikers look at me fr across, the only excuse i hv is that i still P plate got my FF one otherwise ppl could c how red and hot my face and ears r

  4. #4
    Naz
    thinks that the new forum color is blinding.
    SBF Scramblers Naz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Thunder In The West
    Posts
    6,113
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Last two days, wanted to go to Ubi Road 1, (i know how to go back from there, but to go there, I donnoe ) Horlan until enter Bedok North I think..

    Wanted to check my secretary (road directory), so macam some kinda seasoned rider, entered a carpark, and wanted to park at the side of a MSCP. I didn't realise it was a steep slope and I was parallel on it..

    When I stopped my bike, suddenly the baby became surprisingly HEAVY!

    I went like.. EEEEKKKKKKKK!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!&#33 ;! *tebobbb!!*

    Fell to side and slide down.

    Really.. imagine a big burly dude sliding down a slope with his scrambler sliding down on him....




    Fer everyday...
    is an adventure...
    when you're astride...
    a green monster..



    WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR ROCK N' ROLL

  5. #5
    Naz
    thinks that the new forum color is blinding.
    SBF Scramblers Naz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Thunder In The West
    Posts
    6,113
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Another one will be at a traffic light just now..

    Wanted to overtake this uncle on his RXS, cos he was hogging the lane and I really got balancing problems at low speed...

    So revved more until I beside him, wanted to pick up to 2nd gear..

    but my baby (of course, she's prone to embarassing me these days ), went into Neutral pulak..

    Uncle got shocked cos baby screamed super loud..

    Uncle looked at me, with a pale look and sped up until he was nowhere to be seen...

    Tip of the day : Never let an Uncle on an RXS scared, cus he'd turn into a racer you never wish to offend.



    Fer everyday...
    is an adventure...
    when you're astride...
    a green monster..



    WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR ROCK N' ROLL

  6. #6
    Delusi0n
    Delusi0n
    has no status.
    Edit
    Guest

    Default

    i more peiseh, i rode my naked bike out

  7. #7
    R1szuan
    R1szuan
    has no status.
    Edit
    Guest

    Default

    Originally posted by Pro Dero@Jan 8 2005, 10:38 AM
    even worse...squeezing thru jam at kaki bukit rd, wanted to see new bikes at loois motor, suddenly a stupid ###### nvr check back try come to another lane....i jam brake...bo pian hit her back bumper, i flew over her car, my bike thrash to da floor...i lay flat on da floor felt giddy, i tot angels r coming to collect me...but 3 chioh bu very sexy one came to rescue me of da rd, i really tot i was going to heaven saw their big balls while trying to pick me up...real shiok....den came out da ugly butch driver scold me, den pretend to be hurt or was i...hehe! da 3 babes scold her back...wah...happy sial...act cute den they kept askin am i ok....wah my mind chi ko pek oredi....cheers bro! but its true, i hope my wife wont read this or i die ah....hehehe!

    hahahaha i like this one man... Good one

  8. #8
    Hondaman
    has no status.
    SBF Cruisers Hondaman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    West side
    Posts
    3,942
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    the most paiseh thing ever happen to me on my bike is at sembawang park. went there at 12am meeting my eldest bro becoz gg fishing. so i park at the car park then went to my bro but end up my bro park his vehicle very far. then i went back and ride to park where my bro parklah...suddenly i saw some chio bu at that place . so i howlien ride damn fast and then stop ontime to park...BUT...when i stop the engine i thought i put down the sidestand...eventually i didnt . i fell together with my motor on my right!! my bro laugh at me so chalat siak! then i scared to looked at the chio bu coz sure they laugh at me...haiz..because of that my left exhaust pipe abit pecah. MORAL: Never Howlien in front of chio Bu..coz bad luck..
    Honda Rebel 125 (Rebeliah) 2004-2006
    Super 4 Ver S (Sephia) 2006-

    Mersing(Air papan), Desaru,Tanjung Balau,Tanjung Piai,Pahang/Rompin,Penyabong,bekok waterfalls,Sepang/KL, Penang/KL,Melacca/Gunung Ledang. more to come~

  9. #9
    Grapes
    has no status.
    P Plate
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    singapore
    Posts
    75
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    anyway, I belive most of us have some kodak moments on our bikes, I guess we can all look back and smile, and use it as a learning experience hehe

  10. #10
    Hondaman
    has no status.
    SBF Cruisers Hondaman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    West side
    Posts
    3,942
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Pro Dero@Jan 8 2005, 10:38 AM
    even worse...squeezing thru jam at kaki bukit rd, wanted to see new bikes at loois motor, suddenly a stupid ###### nvr check back try come to another lane....i jam brake...bo pian hit her back bumper, i flew over her car, my bike thrash to da floor...i lay flat on da floor felt giddy, i tot angels r coming to collect me...but 3 chioh bu very sexy one came to rescue me of da rd, i really tot i was going to heaven saw their big balls while trying to pick me up...real shiok....den came out da ugly butch driver scold me, den pretend to be hurt or was i...hehe! da 3 babes scold her back...wah...happy sial...act cute den they kept askin am i ok....wah my mind chi ko pek oredi....cheers bro! but its true, i hope my wife wont read this or i die ah....hehehe!

    this one if ur wife know sure u kena Ultimate Flying Kick from her!! hahahaa
    Honda Rebel 125 (Rebeliah) 2004-2006
    Super 4 Ver S (Sephia) 2006-

    Mersing(Air papan), Desaru,Tanjung Balau,Tanjung Piai,Pahang/Rompin,Penyabong,bekok waterfalls,Sepang/KL, Penang/KL,Melacca/Gunung Ledang. more to come~

  11. #11
    jkaiser
    has no status.
    TeePee jkaiser's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Bt Timah
    Posts
    2,951
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by R1szuan@Jan 8 2005, 11:14 AM
    hahahaha i like this one man... Good one
    tried to u-turn on my newly bought bandit on narrow road...underestimated the turning radius n ended up locking handle bar and falling slow motion...in front of a crowded bus stop
    From the ice cream man bike aka my little black lamb RX100..to All Blacks Bandit 400, to the legendary 1285 bandit

    NUS Students' Motorcycling Interest Group "NUSRiders" Forum
    nusriders@gmail.com

     

     
  12. #12
    luvpuzzle
    has no status.
    SBF Lady Riders luvpuzzle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    singapore!
    Posts
    13,706
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    how about embarrasing moments from other pp?


    there was once i was pillioning my colleague (oso female) and we stopped at a traffic junction. coz the red lights will take quite a long time to turn green, so me and my colleague were chatting and gossipping.
    then this runner pulled up beside us, and give us the usual stare. my pillion noticed and whisper to me but i whisper back that it's normal for female riders to get stares. and the runner rider continue to look and rev his bike in the meantime
    the traffic light on the adjacent junction turn amber and i step to 1st gear to prepare to go when it turns green on my side of the junction. and when it turn green and i open my throttle and go.. the runner went dead

    i think he wanted to show me how great his pickup is but in the end si chia.
    anyway my pillion and i had a good laugh
    14feb2007 till now -- fz1000s
    finally.. i switched to YAMAHA

  13. #13
    R1szuan
    R1szuan
    has no status.
    Edit
    Guest

    Default

    guess dropping the bike infront of a big crowd is indeed a priceless expericence. hehehehe i too have my part..but too many to put in here. But it is a distance memory how stupid or how silly i was in handling pride and ego at the point.

    New bike want to show off dunno the bike well.. want to show off to fren.. tried to do a sharp u turn.. Then ah ah oh oh liao lah.. arrgghh.. Bike on the fall rite infront of other bikers...heheheehe


  14. #14
    Pro Dero
    has no status.
    Class 2 Pro Dero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    1,303
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Hondaman yup confirm kena scream at ah me...hehe!

    wah if only those bigs balls r still around real shiok, some more rain now...warm tender b****t....gd to hold...hehehe!

    jkaiser ...wah bandit very low ground clearance can fall man...?

    me juz bought bike dat time 1 week den wanna do illegal u turn at a 2 laner rd but not enuf speed lie flat on da floor cant even carry up my bike...cuz a jam ...an uncle taxi driver came to help wah 2 ppl oso cant carry man, sbs bus driver n a passerby help to carry my varadero...very paiseh, bent my brake lever, now fixed up hand guard...my faring badly scratch.....



    WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE!




    2004 Honda Varadero XL125 ride to tour!
    2005 Ducati Monster 400 for track use !
    2006 ****** white car for pimping ! hehehe!
    2007 THE next BIG thing!!!


    Carbon fiber voltex Gt-wing
    Greddy replica PU body kits
    Xenon HID lights
    Simota carbon fiber cold air intake
    Pivot dc2 volt
    Pivot 5 point spark grounding
    Jaws secondary air charger
    The Capsule
    LED true white fog lites
    DN9000 monobridge subwoofer
    Auto gauge instruments
    APexi AFC system
    Exedy racing clutch
    Super spark & Split fire iridium plugs combo
    Lotus R3 spec tuning
    more to come......hehe!

  15. #15
    SpiderCool
    has no status.
    Class 2B SpiderCool's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Woodlands
    Posts
    234
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Never forget this incident while entering Marina Square underground carpark....

    I was having my gf (1st time going out) sitting behind when I saw the car infront clear of entering the carpark and I just trying to show off by following closely behind the car and speeding up.....then came the car park bar coming down to make a direct hit on my helmet and then straight into my face. Of 'cos i never stop and knock the whole bar off the machine while I'm still in shock and trying to find a hole to hid.......

    So so pai sey and who's know....she is my wife now.....hahahaha
    Never argue with an idiot.
    They drag you down to their level then beat you with their idiot experience.

  16. #16
    sfowner
    has no status.
    TeePee sfowner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Geylang
    Posts
    1,722
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by SpiderCool@Jan 8 2005, 12:21 PM
    Never forget this incident while entering Marina Square underground carpark....

    I was having my gf (1st time going out) sitting behind when I saw the car infront clear of entering the carpark and I just trying to show off by following closely behind the car and speeding up.....then came the car park bar coming down to make a direct hit on my helmet and then straight into my face. Of 'cos i never stop and knock the whole bar off the machine while I'm still in shock and trying to find a hole to hid.......

    So so pai sey and who's know....she is my wife now.....hahahaha
    Champion!!!

    "Thy fate is the common fate of all;
    into each life some rain must fall" - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  17. #17
    Pauche
    has no status.
    SBF Lacer Pauche's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    17,076
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    when i got my cub kia....i find it so relaxing to ride with my legs wide open..... (RAM AIR)........so shiok and i didnt relaise my shoes are 45degrees pointing outwards when i try to squeeze traffic ..... end up my shoes hit the car's bumper......... *BUMP*...... DAMM LOUD...... bike almost lost control..............then driver horn at me but i open throttle FULL BORE and went off..... *lucky wear shoes and not slippers*

  18. #18
    Yumi
    has no status.
    P Plate Yumi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West
    Posts
    74
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    did any guys fall infront of a chiou bu before? I think that must be the most pai sey thing.

  19. #19
    ReBornBikeR
    has no status.
    Class 2 ReBornBikeR's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Central Singapore
    Posts
    1,482
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Pro Dero, I love your avatar
    It doesn't make any difference whether a motorcyclist has the right-of-way or not, the rider is the one most likely to get hurt.




  20. #20
    Lass
    says duh
    SBF Lady Riders Lass's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Singapore - North West
    Posts
    20,044
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Grapes@Jan 8 2005, 10:09 AM
    was hitting the side mirror of a car, kena scold by lady driver at traffic light . Any similar embarrasing experiences by fellow bikers?
    thks for strating this thread but i did hv a gd laugh!! i had my share which i posted earlier too but at least i know i am not alone keke oh well we all learn fr exp

  21. #21
    ReBornBikeR
    has no status.
    Class 2 ReBornBikeR's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Central Singapore
    Posts
    1,482
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    My embarrasing moment was when I rode a trial bike last time, upon arriving at the destination, there was a row of bikers on their bikes, I dismount besides them and somehow I lost balance and fall onto the biker next to me and he falls onto the next guy and it becomes like "Dominoes" 5 or 6 bikers falling with their bikes.
    Everybody starts shouting, I manage to pull up my bike and quickly goes off, damn pai seh.
    It doesn't make any difference whether a motorcyclist has the right-of-way or not, the rider is the one most likely to get hurt.




     

     
  22. #22
    Shockard
    has no status.
    Class 2 Shockard's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    The Singa of pore
    Posts
    1,318
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Was squeezing through Jurong Town Hall road, the part leading to AYE during morning rush. Then there was this small gap between a bus and a car (car was on my right), assumed I could get past end up I hit the car's side mirror.. Turn and make 'sorry' hand signs to the driver and his passenger.. And he there like 'what happened? what you doing?' Guess he didn't realise the knock, worst still is I couldn't go forward because no space, cannot run off..
    Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

  23. #23
    Lass
    says duh
    SBF Lady Riders Lass's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Singapore - North West
    Posts
    20,044
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    just 2 days ago, i piak 2 mirrors while squeezing too but didn't hv time to look bk cos long way to squeeze and lots of 10 wheelers fr keppel rd leading to aye

  24. #24
    torque
    has no status.
    Class 2 torque's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    新加坡
    Posts
    1,453
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by luvpuzzle@Jan 8 2005, 11:25 AM
    how about embarrasing moments from other pp?


    there was once i was pillioning my colleague (oso female) and we stopped at a traffic junction. coz the red lights will take quite a long time to turn green, so me and my colleague were chatting and gossipping.
    then this runner pulled up beside us, and give us the usual stare. my pillion noticed and whisper to me but i whisper back that it's normal for female riders to get stares. and the runner rider continue to look and rev his bike in the meantime
    the traffic light on the adjacent junction turn amber and i step to 1st gear to prepare to go when it turns green on my side of the junction. and when it turn green and i open my throttle and go.. the runner went dead

    i think he wanted to show me how great his pickup is but in the end si chia.
    anyway my pillion and i had a good laugh
    Are you sure that runner will si chia??
    Runner not automatic gear one meh??

    These are the years when a boy changes into the man he's gonna become the rest of his life, just be careful who you change into. Remember with great power comes great responsibility.

  25. #25
    Lass
    says duh
    SBF Lady Riders Lass's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Singapore - North West
    Posts
    20,044
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by torque@Jan 8 2005, 02:01 PM
    Are you sure that runner will si chia??
    Runner not automatic gear one meh??
    perhaps usually rider dun take care of bike and when he want to show off, bike give up on him at the critical moment orbi good keke

  26. #26
    torque
    has no status.
    Class 2 torque's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    新加坡
    Posts
    1,453
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Lass@Jan 8 2005, 02:04 PM
    perhaps usually rider dun take care of bike and when he want to show off, bike give up on him at the critical moment orbi good keke
    No matter what the runner won't si chia unless he off the bike...

    These are the years when a boy changes into the man he's gonna become the rest of his life, just be careful who you change into. Remember with great power comes great responsibility.

  27. #27
    piggyfeng
    has no status.
    TeePee piggyfeng's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Posts
    2,220
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    maybe it not becos he wan to show off, it his bike got program that y nid to rev a bit, but green light still si chia heehee

  28. #28
    Marco
    has no status.
    Class 2A Marco's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Singapore
    Posts
    545
    Feedback Score
    2 (100%)
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    tat time i borrowed my fren helmet with super black visor to do my deliveries cos very hot. as i wasn't used to the dark shade, i hit a taxi mirror while squeezing to the front at a red light.
    his mirror misalign forward, red light, i only get to stop at the side of his bonnet! den i reverse my bike abit, he wind down his window and scolded me, i just smile to him, say sorry, folded back his mirror for him, see green light....ZHAO! malu sial....

  29. #29
    spy622
    has no status.
    SBF Scooters spy622's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    somewher out ther
    Posts
    7,412
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by luvpuzzle@Jan 8 2005, 11:25 AM
    how about embarrasing moments from other pp?


    there was once i was pillioning my colleague (oso female) and we stopped at a traffic junction. coz the red lights will take quite a long time to turn green, so me and my colleague were chatting and gossipping.
    then this runner pulled up beside us, and give us the usual stare. my pillion noticed and whisper to me but i whisper back that it's normal for female riders to get stares. and the runner rider continue to look and rev his bike in the meantime
    the traffic light on the adjacent junction turn amber and i step to 1st gear to prepare to go when it turns green on my side of the junction. and when it turn green and i open my throttle and go.. the runner went dead

    i think he wanted to show me how great his pickup is but in the end si chia.
    anyway my pillion and i had a good laugh
    I also kena dat once leh...I facing some problems wif my bike n in the middle of the nite I stop at a traffic lite n saw a fellow lady on a new p-plated runner wif a lady pillion so I stop beside n c n simle at her BUT nv kno the light turn green n my runner stall..

    The best was when I collected my 1st bike when I juz past 6yrs ago..it was a brand new NSRsp n Im damm proud of it n 3 days later I rode it to school n it was the when school reopens aft the holidays...so proud I stop my bike right below my class n every1 on top were looking including students from other class, I very stylo put dwn my sidestand wif my left feet n lean dwn my bike on the right tinkin the side stand was on the right n ended up drop my bike in front of every1 scratching my 4day old bike still nvm worst thing is Im still new n I can even lift up my bike poperly till my fren came along n help me...


  30. #30
    yhr
    has no status.
    Class 2A
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    woodleigh
    Posts
    667
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Worst for me happened at parkway parade.Ok although im a guy,i admit i am very freaked out by cockroaches (my female friends love to poke fun at me about this).A few months back,i stopped at a pedestrian crossing near parkway shopping ctr at night to let quite a few pple pass.Then i felt something clinging on to my shirt,near the tummy...when i looked,yep,it was mr xiao qiang,quite well fed.I immediately screamed,jumped off the bike and started struggling and i fell in the process la...those bystanders were looking at me wondering whats wrong with this fella...damn paiseh .After when my "uninvited pillion" left,i quickly left the scene...too embarrassing.

  31. #31
    Shockard
    has no status.
    Class 2 Shockard's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    The Singa of pore
    Posts
    1,318
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by yhr@Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
    Worst for me happened at parkway parade.Ok although im a guy,i admit i am very freaked out by cockroaches (my female friends love to poke fun at me about this).A few months back,i stopped at a pedestrian crossing near parkway shopping ctr at night to let quite a few pple pass.Then i felt something clinging on to my shirt,near the tummy...when i looked,yep,it was mr xiao qiang,quite well fed.I immediately screamed,jumped off the bike and started struggling and i fell in the process la...those bystanders were looking at me wondering whats wrong with this fella...damn paiseh .After when my "uninvited pillion" left,i quickly left the scene...too embarrassing.
    If you were riding along with traffic then xiao qiang come..
    Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

     

     
  32. #32
    yhr
    has no status.
    Class 2A
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    woodleigh
    Posts
    667
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Shockard@Jan 8 2005, 05:01 PM
    If you were riding along with traffic then xiao qiang come..
    haha anything bad happen,claim from xiao qiang's insurance

  33. #33
    Aprilia_Lover
    has no status.
    SBF CB400s Aprilia_Lover's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Boon Keng Road
    Posts
    1,212
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Hahaha... all very malu man!
    Speed is not important at all, what it matters is the skill of riding safely and treasuring your own life in your own hands.

    Superfour CB400s friendster: superfour_cb400s@hotmail.com

  34. #34
    A3roSmith
    has no status.
    TeePee A3roSmith's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    2,253
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Grapes@Jan 8 2005, 10:09 AM
    was hitting the side mirror of a car, kena scold by lady driver at traffic light . Any similar embarrasing experiences by fellow bikers?
    i kena worse lah.... similar but worse
    last time riding SP, squeeze thru crowded traffic, hit someone's mirror like u.

    the guy come up and chase me at min 100kmh, wind down his window, scream something at me, show me the finger and zoom off....
    she's got a smile that seems to me // reminds me of childhood memories // where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky // woah... sweet child of mine // (guns n roses)

  35. #35
    Metalfyre
    has no status.
    SBF Lacer Metalfyre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Strana Mechty
    Posts
    5,521
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Shockard@Jan 8 2005, 05:01 PM
    If you were riding along with traffic then xiao qiang come..
    i kana a small lizard/gecko on my visor while I was riding b4...
    the little bugger cling onto my visor...mouth open to eat wind...
    i flick off one time, flew onto my bubble...stick there...
    i flick off second time, flew onto my side mirror...stick there...
    the 3rd time i flick...it fly into the car on my right...
    the car started swerving around rather violently...even though the windows were up I could hear the female rider's screams of 'she mo lai de??' ("what the hell is that" in chinese)...
    after a while, car stabilises and wipers engaged to remove the critter...it sticks to the side window of her car...driver's side. Her friend on the passenger side reached over and wound down the window, hoping to dislodge the poor creature...
    and I could hear the driver screaming again 'DONT DONT DONT!!! WAIT IT COME IN!!! DOOOOOOOOOONNNTTTTTT'

    gave me a good laugh....
    Postman Eating Inc*





    Squid defination: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squid

  36. #36
    marzocchi
    simi status?!
    SBF Scramblers marzocchi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    3,849
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Metalfyre@Jan 8 2005, 08:06 PM
    i kana a small lizard/gecko on my visor while I was riding b4...
    the little bugger cling onto my visor...mouth open to eat wind...
    i flick off one time, flew onto my bubble...stick there...
    i flick off second time, flew onto my side mirror...stick there...
    the 3rd time i flick...it fly into the car on my right...
    the car started swerving around rather violently...even though the windows were up I could hear the female rider's screams...
    after a while, car stabilises and wipers engaged to remove the critter...it sticks to the side window of her car...driver's side. Her friend on the passenger side reached over and wound down the window, hoping to dislodge the poor creature...
    and I could hear the driver screaming again 'DONT DONT DONT!!! WAIT IT COME IN!!! DOOOOOOOOOONNNTTTTTT'

    gave me a good laugh....
    now...this is real funny! hahahahhahahahaa


    Supermoto Is Not A CRIME .

  37. #37
    nivleK1985
    has no status.
    SBF Cruisers nivleK1985's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Bukit Panjang
    Posts
    14,068
    Feedback Score
    1 (100%)
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Pro Dero@Jan 8 2005, 10:38 AM
    even worse...squeezing thru jam at kaki bukit rd, wanted to see new bikes at loois motor, suddenly a stupid ###### nvr check back try come to another lane....i jam brake...bo pian hit her back bumper, i flew over her car, my bike thrash to da floor...i lay flat on da floor felt giddy, i tot angels r coming to collect me...but 3 chioh bu very sexy one came to rescue me of da rd, i really tot i was going to heaven saw their big balls while trying to pick me up...real shiok....den came out da ugly butch driver scold me, den pretend to be hurt or was i...hehe! da 3 babes scold her back...wah...happy sial...act cute den they kept askin am i ok....wah my mind chi ko pek oredi....cheers bro! but its true, i hope my wife wont read this or i die ah....hehehe!

    ur avatar says so
    June'09 ~ current. - Grand Dink 150.
    1st June'04 till now 30th June'09 - TA150
    Good ol' days with my Phantom~

    "Baby"

  38. #38
    nivleK1985
    has no status.
    SBF Cruisers nivleK1985's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Bukit Panjang
    Posts
    14,068
    Feedback Score
    1 (100%)
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Metalfyre@Jan 8 2005, 08:06 PM
    i kana a small lizard/gecko on my visor while I was riding b4...
    the little bugger cling onto my visor...mouth open to eat wind...
    i flick off one time, flew onto my bubble...stick there...
    i flick off second time, flew onto my side mirror...stick there...
    the 3rd time i flick...it fly into the car on my right...
    the car started swerving around rather violently...even though the windows were up I could hear the female rider's screams...
    after a while, car stabilises and wipers engaged to remove the critter...it sticks to the side window of her car...driver's side. Her friend on the passenger side reached over and wound down the window, hoping to dislodge the poor creature...
    and I could hear the driver screaming again 'DONT DONT DONT!!! WAIT IT COME IN!!! DOOOOOOOOOONNNTTTTTT'

    gave me a good laugh....
    hahahaha
    v interesting
    June'09 ~ current. - Grand Dink 150.
    1st June'04 till now 30th June'09 - TA150
    Good ol' days with my Phantom~

    "Baby"

  39. #39
    Shockard
    has no status.
    Class 2 Shockard's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    The Singa of pore
    Posts
    1,318
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Metalfyre@Jan 8 2005, 08:06 PM
    i kana a small lizard/gecko on my visor while I was riding b4...
    the little bugger cling onto my visor...mouth open to eat wind...
    i flick off one time, flew onto my bubble...stick there...
    i flick off second time, flew onto my side mirror...stick there...
    the 3rd time i flick...it fly into the car on my right...
    the car started swerving around rather violently...even though the windows were up I could hear the female rider's screams...
    after a while, car stabilises and wipers engaged to remove the critter...it sticks to the side window of her car...driver's side. Her friend on the passenger side reached over and wound down the window, hoping to dislodge the poor creature...
    and I could hear the driver screaming again 'DONT DONT DONT!!! WAIT IT COME IN!!! DOOOOOOOOOONNNTTTTTT'

    gave me a good laugh....
    This one winner!
    Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

  40. #40
    Yumi
    has no status.
    P Plate Yumi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West
    Posts
    74
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by yhr@Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
    Worst for me happened at parkway parade.Ok although im a guy,i admit i am very freaked out by cockroaches (my female friends love to poke fun at me about this).A few months back,i stopped at a pedestrian crossing near parkway shopping ctr at night to let quite a few pple pass.Then i felt something clinging on to my shirt,near the tummy...when i looked,yep,it was mr xiao qiang,quite well fed.I immediately screamed,jumped off the bike and started struggling and i fell in the process la...those bystanders were looking at me wondering whats wrong with this fella...damn paiseh .After when my "uninvited pillion" left,i quickly left the scene...too embarrassing.


    wow this is a good one so funny

  41. #41
    blizzard
    has no status.
    Class 2 blizzard's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    1,137
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by yhr@Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
    Worst for me happened at parkway parade.Ok although im a guy,i admit i am very freaked out by cockroaches (my female friends love to poke fun at me about this).A few months back,i stopped at a pedestrian crossing near parkway shopping ctr at night to let quite a few pple pass.Then i felt something clinging on to my shirt,near the tummy...when i looked,yep,it was mr xiao qiang,quite well fed.I immediately screamed,jumped off the bike and started struggling and i fell in the process la...those bystanders were looking at me wondering whats wrong with this fella...damn paiseh .After when my "uninvited pillion" left,i quickly left the scene...too embarrassing.
    Haha... be comforted that u are not alone. I have not one but two male colleagues who are scared of cockroaches too. If there was a roach on the ground, they'll get up and change to another seat just to get away from the critter. He he.. Imagine two big fellas doing that at the same time during makan time...

     

     
  42. #42
    blizzard
    has no status.
    Class 2 blizzard's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    1,137
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    I also had a paiseh experience. That time I just got my license for 3 weeks. Exiting the TPE to Jalan Kayu, there is this filter lane that slopes up quite high and curves left before joining the main road.

    Think I was ard 50km/h and about to enter the main road, saw one car coming fast. Surprised I jammed the brakes and straight away fall onto my left side. Hehehe... I was lying there on the road with my bike on my left leg. This uncle on a bicycle just look at me shocked. I got up quick2 and ciao..

  43. #43
    Seijirou
    has no status.
    Class 2 Seijirou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Yishun
    Posts
    851
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by yhr@Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
    Worst for me happened at parkway parade.Ok although im a guy,i admit i am very freaked out by cockroaches (my female friends love to poke fun at me about this).A few months back,i stopped at a pedestrian crossing near parkway shopping ctr at night to let quite a few pple pass.Then i felt something clinging on to my shirt,near the tummy...when i looked,yep,it was mr xiao qiang,quite well fed.I immediately screamed,jumped off the bike and started struggling and i fell in the process la...those bystanders were looking at me wondering whats wrong with this fella...damn paiseh .After when my "uninvited pillion" left,i quickly left the scene...too embarrassing.
    Life Starts At 160 kmph . . .
    Performance is the wiser choice... Appearance is just an imaginary...
    No ones learn without falling...

    WINNER MAKE LOSERS, LOSERS MAKE EXCUSES



    <A HREF=http://auctions.shopping.yahoo.com/booth/reina_cot><IMG ALT="View My Auctions" SRC=http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/auctions/banner.gif></IMG></A>

  44. #44
    Lass
    says duh
    SBF Lady Riders Lass's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Singapore - North West
    Posts
    20,044
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by yhr@Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
    Worst for me happened at parkway parade.Ok although im a guy,i admit i am very freaked out by cockroaches (my female friends love to poke fun at me about this).A few months back,i stopped at a pedestrian crossing near parkway shopping ctr at night to let quite a few pple pass.Then i felt something clinging on to my shirt,near the tummy...when i looked,yep,it was mr xiao qiang,quite well fed.I immediately screamed,jumped off the bike and started struggling and i fell in the process la...those bystanders were looking at me wondering whats wrong with this fella...damn paiseh .After when my "uninvited pillion" left,i quickly left the scene...too embarrassing.
    eeks am terribly scared of xiao qiang and honestly i think i would hv buang always hv a fear of it suddenly appearing in front of my visor on the inside so i always chk cos i hv seen once a xiao qiang crawling on someone's helmet n it really freaked me out

  45. #45
    Huggable
    has no status.
    Class 2 Huggable's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    East side
    Posts
    1,450
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Lass@Jan 8 2005, 01:48 PM
    just 2 days ago, i piak 2 mirrors while squeezing too but didn't hv time to look bk cos long way to squeeze and lots of 10 wheelers fr keppel rd leading to aye
    I better siam you when I see you in my mirror!

  46. #46
    luvpuzzle
    has no status.
    SBF Lady Riders luvpuzzle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    singapore!
    Posts
    13,706
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by torque@Jan 8 2005, 02:01 PM
    Are you sure that runner will si chia??
    Runner not automatic gear one meh??
    canot be he happily rev rev rev then turn off the bike when the light turn green right?
    i heard him starting his bike ma
    not si chia then wat?
    14feb2007 till now -- fz1000s
    finally.. i switched to YAMAHA

  47. #47
    Lass
    says duh
    SBF Lady Riders Lass's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Singapore - North West
    Posts
    20,044
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Huggable@Jan 9 2005, 12:31 AM
    I better siam you when I see you in my mirror!
    haha oh please

  48. #48
    jacQinthebox
    has no status.
    SBF Lady Riders jacQinthebox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    3,945
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by ReBornBikeR@Jan 8 2005, 01:23 PM
    My embarrasing moment was when I rode a trial bike last time, upon arriving at the destination, there was a row of bikers on their bikes, I dismount besides them and somehow I lost balance and fall onto the biker next to me and he falls onto the next guy and it becomes like "Dominoes" 5 or 6 bikers falling with their bikes.
    Everybody starts shouting, I manage to pull up my bike and quickly goes off, damn pai seh.
    wahahahaahahahah!!!!

    now dat's cute!!!

    I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow
    I watched the stars crash in the sea
    If I could ask God just one question
    Why aren't you here with me?

  49. #49
    jacQinthebox
    has no status.
    SBF Lady Riders jacQinthebox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    3,945
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by Marco@Jan 8 2005, 03:39 PM
    tat time i borrowed my fren helmet with super black visor to do my deliveries cos very hot. as i wasn't used to the dark shade, i hit a taxi mirror while squeezing to the front at a red light.
    his mirror misalign forward, red light, i only get to stop at the side of his bonnet! den i reverse my bike abit, he wind down his window and scolded me, i just smile to him, say sorry, folded back his mirror for him , see green light....ZHAO! malu sial....
    u still fold back for him??!!

    I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow
    I watched the stars crash in the sea
    If I could ask God just one question
    Why aren't you here with me?

  50. #50
    jacQinthebox
    has no status.
    SBF Lady Riders jacQinthebox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    3,945
    Feedback Score
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Originally posted by yhr@Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
    Worst for me happened at parkway parade.Ok although im a guy,i admit i am very freaked out by cockroaches (my female friends love to poke fun at me about this).A few months back,i stopped at a pedestrian crossing near parkway shopping ctr at night to let quite a few pple pass.Then i felt something clinging on to my shirt,near the tummy...when i looked,yep,it was mr xiao qiang,quite well fed.I immediately screamed,jumped off the bike and started struggling and i fell in the process la ...those bystanders were looking at me wondering whats wrong with this fella...damn paiseh .After when my "uninvited pillion" left,i quickly left the scene...too embarrassing.
    hu hu hu...
    I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow
    I watched the stars crash in the sea
    If I could ask God just one question
    Why aren't you here with me?

+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4 5 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts