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Originally posted by batliwala@Oct 27 2005, 03:12 PM

Bobo... Yaar your Avataar story is too good... Lol.. it aint easy to be a ######. Dude, you rock man..

 

 

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Here's a joke on Deaf

 

Deaf Sex

 

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

 

 

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Originally posted by batliwala@Oct 27 2005, 03:14 PM

Here's a joke on Deaf

 

Deaf Sex

 

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

 

 

batli

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1996 - 1999 ~ Honda CBR400RRK Hurricane

2005 - 2006 ~ Honda TA150 Phantom

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New Corporate HR Policy

 

Dear Employees:

 

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

 

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

 

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

 

TRY SAYING:

Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF:

And when the **** do you expect me to do this?

 

TRY SAYING:

I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF:

No ****ing way.

 

TRY SAYING:

Really?

INSTEAD OF:

You've got to be shitting me!

 

TRY SAYING:

Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF:

Tell someone who gives a sh*t.

 

TRY SAYING:

I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF:

It's not my ****ing problem.

 

TRY SAYING:

That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF:

What the ****?

 

TRY SAYING:

I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF:

This sh*t won't work.

 

TRY SAYING:

I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF:

Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

 

TRY SAYING:

He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF:

He's got his head up his ***.

 

TRY SAYING:

Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF:

Eat sh*t and die.

 

TRY SAYING:

So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF:

Kiss my ***.

 

TRY SAYING:

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF:

**** it, I'm on salary.

 

TRY SAYING:

I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF:

Shove it up your ***.

 

TRY SAYING:

I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF:

This job sucks.

 

TRY SAYING:

You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

 

TRY SAYING:

I see.

INSTEAD OF:

Blow me.

 

TRY SAYING:

I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF:

You don't know what the **** you're doing.

 

Thank You,

Human Resources

 

 

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Originally posted by batliwala@Oct 27 2005, 03:14 PM

Here's a joke on Deaf

 

Deaf Sex

 

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

 

 

batli

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Riding isn't my hobby.When i ride,i feel at one with my bike.It's a passion,a way of life. .

 

Unlike a car driver,a biker is exposed to the wind,rain,heat,flying insects and vehicle fumes,all which make the ride a total sensory experience.

 

The control and foucs needed on the road remove all cares from my mind,while negotiating sharp bends is the most exhilarating and exciting. . .

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One Hole Behind

 

Which Hole?

 

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

 

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

 

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

 

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

 

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

 

She said, "I sell tampons."

 

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

 

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

 

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"

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Originally posted by batliwala@Oct 27 2005, 03:14 PM

Here's a joke on Deaf

 

Deaf Sex

 

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

 

 

batli

:lol: cant stop laughin. :sweat:

Selling E61i...

 

FoRgeT bouT ytD's saDDnEsS! LoOk FoRwaRd fOr toDay'S haPPinEsS!

 

u left mi w/o a word.. i love you.

u left tis world out of sudden.. i realli miz u alot.

Life's ShorT.. PlaY TiLL e CorE...

 

先走了 去了好远的地方

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所有回忆模去å´å¹¶ä¸å®¹å·²

生死有天ç»å®š ä¸è¦å¤ªä¼¤å¿ƒ

 

在我最åŽä¸€æ¬¡ 闭上眼ç›ä¹‹å‰

我想对你说声我爱你

在你怀里 èˆä¸å¾—放弃

心里有åƒè¨€ä¸‡è¯­è¿˜æ²¡è¯´ç»™ä½ å¬

我死劲全力 ä¸æƒ³é—­ä¸Šçœ¼ç›

暂时告别就ä¸èƒ½å†å‘é‡

ä¸èƒ½å†é™ªä½  但ä¸è¦å¿˜è®°

你曾ç»ç­”应我你会好好活下去

 

 

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Originally posted by Eeleenz@Oct 27 2005, 03:34 PM

:lol: cant stop laughin. :sweat:

u can catch the jokes meh?

can explain to me? :confused:

Riding isn't my hobby.When i ride,i feel at one with my bike.It's a passion,a way of life. .

 

Unlike a car driver,a biker is exposed to the wind,rain,heat,flying insects and vehicle fumes,all which make the ride a total sensory experience.

 

The control and foucs needed on the road remove all cares from my mind,while negotiating sharp bends is the most exhilarating and exciting. . .

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Originally posted by ListenToTheRain@Oct 27 2005, 03:36 PM

u can catch the jokes meh?

can explain to me? :confused:

read the last sentence again and u will understand liao...

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Originally posted by bobo_rider@Oct 27 2005, 03:37 PM

read the last sentence again and u will understand liao...

"reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

 

wat does it means ? :confused:

Riding isn't my hobby.When i ride,i feel at one with my bike.It's a passion,a way of life. .

 

Unlike a car driver,a biker is exposed to the wind,rain,heat,flying insects and vehicle fumes,all which make the ride a total sensory experience.

 

The control and foucs needed on the road remove all cares from my mind,while negotiating sharp bends is the most exhilarating and exciting. . .

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Originally posted by ListenToTheRain@Oct 27 2005, 03:39 PM

"reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

 

wat does it means ? :confused:

nvm... let Eeleenz tell u. :sian:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

act blurr... :nono:

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1996 - 1999 ~ Honda CBR400RRK Hurricane

2005 - 2006 ~ Honda TA150 Phantom

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Originally posted by bobo_rider@Oct 27 2005, 03:40 PM

nvm... let Eeleenz tell u. :sian:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

act blurr... :nono:

eeleenz said she cant stop laughing..

tink she know the answer very well....let her tell me.

i catch no balls. . .

Riding isn't my hobby.When i ride,i feel at one with my bike.It's a passion,a way of life. .

 

Unlike a car driver,a biker is exposed to the wind,rain,heat,flying insects and vehicle fumes,all which make the ride a total sensory experience.

 

The control and foucs needed on the road remove all cares from my mind,while negotiating sharp bends is the most exhilarating and exciting. . .

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Originally posted by ListenToTheRain@Oct 27 2005, 03:36 PM

u can catch the jokes meh?

can explain to me? :confused:

u catch no ball meh? lolx.. btw i oso dun i catch e rite ball anot. :lol:

 

dun wana hv s*x 50 times rite? means help him to ... lorz~

 

understand?

Selling E61i...

 

FoRgeT bouT ytD's saDDnEsS! LoOk FoRwaRd fOr toDay'S haPPinEsS!

 

u left mi w/o a word.. i love you.

u left tis world out of sudden.. i realli miz u alot.

Life's ShorT.. PlaY TiLL e CorE...

 

先走了 去了好远的地方

ä¸èƒ½åœ¨é™ªä½ çœ‹æ—¥å‡º ç­‰ä¸åˆ°å¤©äº®

所有回忆模去å´å¹¶ä¸å®¹å·²

生死有天ç»å®š ä¸è¦å¤ªä¼¤å¿ƒ

 

在我最åŽä¸€æ¬¡ 闭上眼ç›ä¹‹å‰

我想对你说声我爱你

在你怀里 èˆä¸å¾—放弃

心里有åƒè¨€ä¸‡è¯­è¿˜æ²¡è¯´ç»™ä½ å¬

我死劲全力 ä¸æƒ³é—­ä¸Šçœ¼ç›

暂时告别就ä¸èƒ½å†å‘é‡

ä¸èƒ½å†é™ªä½  但ä¸è¦å¿˜è®°

你曾ç»ç­”应我你会好好活下去

 

 

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bobo... u dun act blur liao leh. u catch e ball u can oso tell LTTR de.

Selling E61i...

 

FoRgeT bouT ytD's saDDnEsS! LoOk FoRwaRd fOr toDay'S haPPinEsS!

 

u left mi w/o a word.. i love you.

u left tis world out of sudden.. i realli miz u alot.

Life's ShorT.. PlaY TiLL e CorE...

 

先走了 去了好远的地方

ä¸èƒ½åœ¨é™ªä½ çœ‹æ—¥å‡º ç­‰ä¸åˆ°å¤©äº®

所有回忆模去å´å¹¶ä¸å®¹å·²

生死有天ç»å®š ä¸è¦å¤ªä¼¤å¿ƒ

 

在我最åŽä¸€æ¬¡ 闭上眼ç›ä¹‹å‰

我想对你说声我爱你

在你怀里 èˆä¸å¾—放弃

心里有åƒè¨€ä¸‡è¯­è¿˜æ²¡è¯´ç»™ä½ å¬

我死劲全力 ä¸æƒ³é—­ä¸Šçœ¼ç›

暂时告别就ä¸èƒ½å†å‘é‡

ä¸èƒ½å†é™ªä½  但ä¸è¦å¿˜è®°

你曾ç»ç­”应我你会好好活下去

 

 

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Originally posted by Eeleenz@Oct 27 2005, 03:43 PM

u catch no ball meh? lolx.. btw i oso dun i catch e rite ball anot. :lol:

 

dun wana hv s*x 50 times rite? means help him to ... lorz~

 

understand?

help him to wat ?

... is wat?

 

u make me more blur liao. .:giddy:

Riding isn't my hobby.When i ride,i feel at one with my bike.It's a passion,a way of life. .

 

Unlike a car driver,a biker is exposed to the wind,rain,heat,flying insects and vehicle fumes,all which make the ride a total sensory experience.

 

The control and foucs needed on the road remove all cares from my mind,while negotiating sharp bends is the most exhilarating and exciting. . .

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Originally posted by Eeleenz@Oct 27 2005, 03:45 PM

bobo... u dun act blur liao leh. u catch e ball u can oso tell LTTR de.

his purpose is to make u tell him that word mah... so i dun spoil his plan lor... :thumb:

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Originally posted by bobo_rider@Oct 27 2005, 03:47 PM

his purpose is to make u tell him that word mah... so i dun spoil his plan lor... :thumb:

u 2 know the ball dun wan tell me...

haiz...nvm. :mad:

Riding isn't my hobby.When i ride,i feel at one with my bike.It's a passion,a way of life. .

 

Unlike a car driver,a biker is exposed to the wind,rain,heat,flying insects and vehicle fumes,all which make the ride a total sensory experience.

 

The control and foucs needed on the road remove all cares from my mind,while negotiating sharp bends is the most exhilarating and exciting. . .

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Some funny Leave Letters

 

This one gave me a good laugh! (#6 is the best!)

 

These are collection of TRUE leave letters and applications written by people in various places of Pak n India.

1. A student's leave letter:

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."

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2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."

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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the graveyard at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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6. An incident of a leave letter from a student:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

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8. A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".

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11. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was

Performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."

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What a girl wants

 

Original List (age 22):

 

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

 

Revised List (age 32):

 

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

 

Revised List (age 42):

 

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

 

Revised List (age 52):

 

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers my name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

 

Revised List (age 62):

 

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

 

Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

 

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Important Words used by Women and their meaning

 

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

 

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

 

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

 

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

 

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

 

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

 

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

 

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

 

GO AHEAD

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

 

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

 

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

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Originally posted by ListenToTheRain@Oct 27 2005, 03:49 PM

u 2 know the ball dun wan tell me...

haiz...nvm. :mad:

hahaha... aiyo~ u not tat tootz bah.. i duno wat e word call. bobo u tell him.. :cheer:

Selling E61i...

 

FoRgeT bouT ytD's saDDnEsS! LoOk FoRwaRd fOr toDay'S haPPinEsS!

 

u left mi w/o a word.. i love you.

u left tis world out of sudden.. i realli miz u alot.

Life's ShorT.. PlaY TiLL e CorE...

 

先走了 去了好远的地方

ä¸èƒ½åœ¨é™ªä½ çœ‹æ—¥å‡º ç­‰ä¸åˆ°å¤©äº®

所有回忆模去å´å¹¶ä¸å®¹å·²

生死有天ç»å®š ä¸è¦å¤ªä¼¤å¿ƒ

 

在我最åŽä¸€æ¬¡ 闭上眼ç›ä¹‹å‰

我想对你说声我爱你

在你怀里 èˆä¸å¾—放弃

心里有åƒè¨€ä¸‡è¯­è¿˜æ²¡è¯´ç»™ä½ å¬

我死劲全力 ä¸æƒ³é—­ä¸Šçœ¼ç›

暂时告别就ä¸èƒ½å†å‘é‡

ä¸èƒ½å†é™ªä½  但ä¸è¦å¿˜è®°

你曾ç»ç­”应我你会好好活下去

 

 

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Originally posted by Eeleenz@Oct 27 2005, 04:01 PM

hahaha... aiyo~ u not tat tootz bah.. i duno wat e word call. bobo u tell him.. :cheer:

can spell that word here lah... wait i kena leh... :giddy:

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Request for Salary Increment by Penis

 

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the

following reasons:

 

I do physical labor

I work at great depths

I plunge head first into everything I do

I do not get weekends off or public holidays

I work in a damp environment

I don't get paid overtime

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

I work in high temperatures

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 

 

Dear Penis,

 

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

 

You do not work 8 hours straight

You fall asleep on the job after brief work period

You do not always follow the orders of the management team

You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in

order to start working

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the

correct protective clothing

You'll retire well before reaching 65

You're unable to work double shifts

You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the

day's work.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

 

Sincerely,

The Management

 

 

 

batli

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hmm~ batliwala.. better dun post tis kind of stuff le. its funny & makes us laugh, but im afraid tat tis thread will be lock by mods.

 

so, to b safe than sorry, stop postin k. :smile:

Selling E61i...

 

FoRgeT bouT ytD's saDDnEsS! LoOk FoRwaRd fOr toDay'S haPPinEsS!

 

u left mi w/o a word.. i love you.

u left tis world out of sudden.. i realli miz u alot.

Life's ShorT.. PlaY TiLL e CorE...

 

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