Esr (2005-2007)

[draught]

I got to thinking about my "FIRST" time, Well, my first time with a condom anyway! I was 16 or 17. and had visited the 7-Eleven store to buy a package of condoms.

 

There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it, probably cuz my face was red.

 

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one, and I honestly answered, "No."

 

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

 

Apparently I still looked confused cuz she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute." walked to the door, and locked it. -

 

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, and asked, "Do these excite you?"

 

I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head affirmatively. She told me, it was time to slip the condum on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

 

So I climbed on her, and It was so wonderful and exciting, that unfortunately,I could no longer hold back and bang, I was done in a few minutes.

 

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

 

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.

 

You writing your personal blog ah?

[Angelsown]

On behalf of devils:

 

who wants to go Lim Siao Beng's bro's shop called Lim Ah Beng (LAB) later around 6pm?interested pls sms devils...

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dining table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

[polluxz]

某日，一辆nissan Skyline.gtr在高速公路行驶时遇见一辆kancil抛锚停在路边，便

好心的伸出援手。

Gtr：我把rope绑在车然后慢慢拖到附近的车厂。如果驶得太快请闪高灯好让我

停下来。

就这�*�gtr拉着kancil在高速公路上慢慢行驶。Along the way, 一辆mitsubishi Evo9在超越gtr时

猛踩空油挑战gtr。他们便飙了起来。

已失去理智的两位车主没有察觉草丛有拿着车速感应器的TP。TP看了车速感应

器的荧幕吓了一跳，便拿起手上对讲机与前面设路障的同事报告：“报告我真不敢

相信，一辆gtr与evo9在时速250公里并肩的飙着，一辆kancil竟然在后面猛闪高灯

要他们让路...

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

For the benefit of others.

 

One day, a GTR was cruising on an expressway whereby the driver saw a KANCIL on the road shoulder.

Out of good heart, the GTR driver said" I'll tie a rope to your car and have it slowly towed by my car to the nearest garage. If you find me cruising too fast, high beam me to inform me.

So the GTR was happily towing the KANCIL. But out of nowhere, came an EVO9 overtaking the GTR and reving it.

The GTR driver was very hot, so they lace. Both did not realised that a TP is ambushed with speed traps. Looking into the speed that both cars was cruising, the TP is shocked, he took out his walkie and comms to his fellow colleague setting the road block further up. "I can't believe it, a GTR and EVO is travelling at 250km/h, unexpectedly a KANCIL behind is flashing his high beam to ask both cars to give way.

[whisk]

某日，一辆nissan Skyline.gtr在高速公路行驶时遇见一辆kancil抛锚停在路边，便

好心的伸出援手。

Gtr：我把rope绑在车然后慢慢拖到附近的车厂。如果驶得太快请闪高灯好让我

停下来。

就这�*�gtr拉着kancil在高速公路上慢慢行驶。Along the way, 一辆mitsubishi Evo9在超越gtr时

猛踩空油挑战gtr。他们便飙了起来。

已失去理智的两位车主没有察觉草丛有拿着车速感应器的TP。TP看了车速感应

器的荧幕吓了一跳，便拿起手上对讲机与前面设路障的同事报告：“报告我真不敢

相信，一辆gtr与evo9在时速250公里并肩的飙着，一辆kancil竟然在后面猛闪高灯

要他们让路...

 

haha.... this joke from our neighbouring country ah?

[sfazruzs]

For the benefit of others.

 

One day, a GTR was cruising on an expressway whereby the driver saw a KANCIL on the road shoulder.

Out of good heart, the GTR driver said" I'll tie a rope to your car and have it slowly towed by my car to the nearest garage. If you find me cruising too fast, high beam me to inform me.

So the GTR was happily towing the KANCIL. But out of nowhere, came an EVO9 overtaking the GTR and reving it.

The GTR driver was very hot, so they lace. Both did not realised that a TP is ambushed with speed traps. Looking into the speed that both cars was cruising, the TP is shocked, he took out his walkie and comms to his fellow colleague setting the road block further up. "I can't believe it, a GTR and EVO is travelling at 250km/h, unexpectedly a KANCIL behind is flashing his high beam to ask both cars to give way.

 

Hahahaha...Very funny! I like this joke!

[ahJap]

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dining table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

 

wah this type of ting if happen to me ah..i tink i faster run of out the house liao haha..

[whisk]

wah this type of ting if happen to me ah..i tink i faster run of out the house liao haha..

 

haha

this is to tell u... dun anyhow ah.. hehehe

[ahJap]

haha

this is to tell u... dun anyhow ah.. hehehe

 

haha lucky i dun buy condom..

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

haha lucky i dun buy condom..

 

haha, coz no use better feel mah. :cheeky:

[ahJap]

haha, coz no use better feel mah. :cheeky:

 

no la..actually i nv try before.. :angel:

[Bluesky]

aiyoh... u so young so horny liao ah???

 

Pls... i started way earlier than tat

[Bluesky]

haha.... this joke from our neighbouring country ah?

 

there are wiras over there capable of doing such things too~

 

Dont look down on their old, rusty car.. u dunno what's underneath the bonnet wor

[GuiNNeSS]

wah! like that how to catch up with u!?

 

ah i v slow lar got ppl say i bicycle leh........no need to catch up lar......

[GuiNNeSS]

tis guy lagi BHB den eric [/quote

 

Who me?lucky not me..........cos i know where i stand. i not BHB 1.....

[Bluesky]

ah i v slow lar got ppl say i bicycle leh........no need to catch up lar......

 

 

ya loh.. so bad of ur BBM partner

 

If i'm u, i'll jio him go PG and show him the power!

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

ah i v slow lar got ppl say i bicycle leh........no need to catch up lar......

 

not aerodynamic enuff huh?

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

Who me?lucky not me..........cos i know where i stand. i not BHB 1.....

 

ya lah ya lah,

[GuiNNeSS]

ya loh.. so bad of ur BBM partner

 

If i'm u, i'll jio him go PG and show him the power!

 

haha more like ur the 1 who said it lor......i ask him liao he say he cant even pace my s4 wats more now 600cc liao.....he is v humble lor........

[GuiNNeSS]

not aerodynamic enuff huh?

 

v aero dynamics liao leh

if still not enough think i shall seek the master of GT wings.......

[GuiNNeSS]

ya lah ya lah,

 

why u want to say me?im just an innocent pure virgin sk no.1 handsome boy.......too fast too furious gone in 1 sec.........why u want to bully me......?

[Bluesky]

haha more like ur the 1 who said it lor......i ask him liao he say he cant even pace my s4 wats more now 600cc liao.....he is v humble lor........

 

 

Me? Nonono

 

I cant even pace when ur jogging.. whats more is ur s4

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

why u want to say me?im just an innocent pure virgin siao kiano.1 handsome boy.......too fast too furious gone in 1 sec.........why u want to bully me......?

 

beri fast lei, 1 sec.

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

Me? Nonono

 

I cant even pace when ur jogging.. whats more is ur s4

 

coz u joined AH LAO KLUB liao mah.