clair

hohoho!!!!

Why COordinator so much?

Haha.. We now nt in CH mah.. next time got chalet den say lor..No need say so early la... Skally next time you wanna lim till si must have approve letter/form or else kena lock up.....

Huh iszit... Your Empress or you change your mind on the VOLKA contribution?

ANyway who got the Group photo ar??

And play OLD MAID!!

Hi Mr Royster! Since you suggested it why not you be that someone and plan it?? So why wait, quick plan the dec holidays for us! Quick QUick...got to act fast wor...

Dun wori... Blue has it all planned.... Just relax and enjoy....

Think its time we can do the list for the pot luck since x'mas is juz 3 weeks away only... ESR Xmas Party 2007 Date: 24rd December 2007 Time: 6.30pm onwards Place: Norman's Residence Party Type: Potluck cum Gift Exchange Session Guests are to bring one type of food to the party. To avoid several similar types of food, you are strongly encouraged to put down what food you are bringing in the list below. Pls also ensure food does not contain any pork or lard. Drinks are also welcome but don't everyone buy drinks ah.. As we are not collecting any funds for this event, here is a list of items that we hope you can scavenge and bring down at ur own accord. 1) Disposable Plates and Cutleries and Cups 2) Trash Bags 3) Items that you can contribute as prizes cos we might have games session. Ensure the prizes are wrapped. (Newspaper wrap oso can) Party Go-ers and their potluck items: e.g. nick / contribution 1) Norman / House 2) Draught / 3) Regine / 4) Royston / Factory Donuts 5) Bluesky / 6) Clair / 7) 8) 9) 10) . . .(need me auto-add? ) Gift Exchange Session Everyone must bring ONE gift which costs not less than S$10.00. Please surrender gifts to the reception upon arrival. Gifts must be wrapped. Suggestion for gifts are non-food items as we already have food in the house. Pls note again, No Pork No Lard As for portion size, no need too big bah. agar enof for 10 ppl enof, since we have so much food (last year we have too much liao). Pls note that we would more or less to leave some food for other ppl that may join us like Norman's parents.

Cant la.. I sure cant make it till midnight... Need more sleep...

Ok den... Thank you for all my expenses for next month so I can stop using my "forget to withdraw cash" tactics liao....

Shhhhhh.... Told to keep a secret liao.. Don't tell anybody is at our house carpark...

Waù like that you also can think.

Okok!! You can plant your chilli seed liao!!!

Huh??!!??! I only noe Techno Cat...

Haha... Read and speak different la.. I can understand but not speak Heeehheee..

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Citibank: &nbs p; "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" (I really liked this part!!!!) Citibank: "Excuse me?" Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?" Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." (Duh!) Supervisor gets on the phone Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply." (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!) Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given) Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure." (Fax number is given) After they get the fax: Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help." Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care." Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." (What is wrong with these people?!?) Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?" Citibank: "That might help." Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69." Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet? (Priceless!)

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!" Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen. And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!" The moral of the story is: If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep ****.

No lor.... I just happen to saw the post...

Ya lor... I find that she a bit siao siao one... Just now she walk over to my place den suddenly say " I dun wanna friend u liao..." Den I was like WTF...

Woman.... very sensitive one lei.....

Then like that u better learn more not few... Cos u will be dating me for the rest of your life....

The auntie at my work place very KP. Ppl tok wat she also want to hear.... Then she also very sauy... everytime she chatting ganna caught by my boss.. Then my boss will tell me "tell her better stop chatting away"..... Den I become the bad person..... Haiz....

Hahhahahaha....

PICK UP WAT!!!!