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[siaoguy75]

good afternoon all... time to take a nap...

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

it's will be worth to pay the amount to watch but i am too broke to fork out the money....

Thanks for the invite anyway!!

 

movie HACHIKO cost just around SGD 8.00. Too broke to watch???

For GV i've SAFRA Membership.

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

i think u got your measurement in the wrong place. Its suppose to be around 30mm to 50mm. The drum diameter. Where u say u put the badminton grip?

 

Badminton grips wrap around the throttle grip..... Measurement is taken thereafter. I believe the circumference can reach till 19cm but due to the grip being out of place, its only 16.5cm. Just needs a little re-adjustment.

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

haa... almost every guys wants to spend less on women but can F**k every day and night till drop...

great investment = great returns....

 

~yesterday, my friend went on his date through Y2B dating Site.

And that NTU graduate Gal werking as a event planner with a degree in social science actually did a 45mins BlowJob on him. Best if all, her Pu ssy is shaved. Still can tell me that her nipples r hard and long.

~Ain't that a mind cum d ick blowing experience.

 

Next week i believe, he's going to her house for some good time.

Thats ...Low Investment = High returns

 

By the way, he convienced her to not return to her werkplace to get some stuff coz its too out of his way. Wat a guy of convenience..... Always wanting the easy way. Not someone to depend on when the "going gets tough".

[mitsui_kobe]

~yesterday, my friend went on his date through Y2B dating Site.

And that NTU graduate Gal werking as a event planner with a degree in social science actually did a 45mins BlowJob on him. Best if all, her Pu ssy is shaved. Still can tell me that her nipples r hard and long.

~Ain't that a mind cum d ick blowing experience.

 

Next week i believe, he's going to her house for some good time.

Thats ...Low Investment = High returns

 

By the way, he convienced her to not return to her werkplace to get some stuff coz its too out of his way. Wat a guy of convenience..... Always wanting the easy way. Not someone to depend on when the "going gets tough".

 

 

wah so envy... hahaha!! had my fair share of fun last time.. now im happily married to my wife.. although sometimes will sneak out and play MJ. .

[Aalex82]

~yesterday, my friend went on his date through Y2B dating Site.

And that NTU graduate Gal werking as a event planner with a degree in social science actually did a 45mins BlowJob on him. Best if all, her Pu ssy is shaved. Still can tell me that her nipples r hard and long.

~Ain't that a mind cum d ick blowing experience.

 

Next week i believe, he's going to her house for some good time.

Thats ...Low Investment = High returns

 

By the way, he convienced her to not return to her werkplace to get some stuff coz its too out of his way. Wat a guy of convenience..... Always wanting the easy way. Not someone to depend on when the "going gets tough".

 

lucky for yr friend..

u want oso huh??

[axn85]

WAH....if like that think i go back be straight liao...hahaha....

 

haha... i tink he can be quite pretty also...

[spiderman]

Badminton grips wrap around the throttle grip..... Measurement is taken thereafter. I believe the circumference can reach till 19cm but due to the grip being out of place, its only 16.5cm. Just needs a little re-adjustment.

 

o u wrap around the grip area is it? if yes then my throttle will be very different from yours. U should try mine someday and feel the difference.

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

wah so envy... hahaha!! had my fair share of fun last time.. now im happily married to my wife.. although sometimes will sneak out and play MJ. .

 

 

sNEAK out to play MJ??? I thought now the new term is "TigerWoods".

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

lucky for yr friend..

u want oso huh??

 

 

Ohh.... SOunds scandalicious....

Today saw an ITE malay gal crossing the road at Jurong Stadium there... And u should see her body. Perfect 10/10 and there goes the morning birdie. Malays got really good figure unlike chinese.

 

Anyway, that Gal my friend went out with... She kinda plump, thats why my friend doesn't wanna hold her hands. Just BlowJob enough.

 

She used to Get gold during her JC years in NAPFA. And now with werking life became such a high s ex drive pig.

 

Told my friend to invest in her by shaping her out through jogging and also bulid respect and honour between them... But my friend being so damn selfish, just wanna make the full-use out of her through more blowjobs and wild s ex...

 

I dunno about u all, but it disgust me to share thoughts and converse with Selfish ppl that only spare a thought for their self. They simply wanna take and take and plunder everything till its cold and dry....

[bIkEr_aH_gEr]

I still find ah ger very attractive...

 

:cheeky:thx ar..lolz..

 

Love is Blind. :cheeky:

 

tat's y pple get hurtz...

 

most of the pple i know... look for partners with their eyes... that is why they end up like u... try and open up or heart and find... i believe tat u can find the right one for urself...

 

how to open up herat ar??lolz...is bcos mostly is feeling ba..lolz...

 

ah ger waiting for wat??

 

:shy:

 

remember to work hard and play hard as well... well as for b/f, take your time to start one or else will be wasting time and effort....

 

i'm working every hard..play hard??tink i chiong hard ba..lolz...

ya,duno need to take how long sia...

[bIkEr_aH_gEr]

Morning..thx coolday for the hard work on the volt meter..:>

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

:cheeky:thx ar..lolz..

 

 

 

tat's y pple get hurtz...

 

 

 

how to open up herat ar??lolz...is bcos mostly is feeling ba..lolz...

 

 

 

:shy:

 

 

 

i'm working every hard..play hard??tink i chiong hard ba..lolz...

ya,duno need to take how long sia...

 

 

~~~fEELing can be depended on living a very beautiful life if only the object u based your feelings upon is consistent. Humans flatuates a million thoughts & actions a day. Depend on human beings, surely die ya.

The most inconsistent object is human. Watch the movie HachiKo to believe in something.

 

Playing hard by clubbing is fun... But it doesn't teach oneself anything other than seducing. The enviroment full of corruptions. But it sure a good way of getting free wild s ex and breaking your dependence on sticking to a just guy and believing in the happily ever after bulls hit.

[Aalex82]

morning all..

[axn85]

Morning..thx coolday for the hard work on the volt meter..:>

 

coolday... how come u NEVER help me to FIX voltmeter for me???

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

:cheeky:thx ar..lolz..

 

 

 

tat's y pple get hurtz...

 

 

 

how to open up herat ar??lolz...is bcos mostly is feeling ba..lolz...

 

 

 

:shy:

 

 

 

i'm working every hard..play hard??tink i chiong hard ba..lolz...

ya,duno need to take how long sia...

 

 

~~~ i think u should see my post about my friend eh. He's the most decent book worm guy u can find ya. He dun go clubbing or Nightclub and always go temple coz he buddhist. He loves to save money and cost and dun spend anything. And yet... his main survival motto is to screw and be dumped. If the gal dun dump him and still in their own Fairytale world... He'll screw them more till their "hole" become supersized.

 

So please wise up a little or you'll end up be sccrewed many times over...

[bIkEr_aH_gEr]

~~~fEELing can be depended on living a very beautiful life if only the object u based your feelings upon is consistent. Humans flatuates a million thoughts & actions a day. Depend on human beings, surely die ya.

The most inconsistent object is human. Watch the movie HachiKo to believe in something.

 

Playing hard by clubbing is fun... But it doesn't teach oneself anything other than seducing. The enviroment full of corruptions. But it sure a good way of getting free wild s ex and breaking your dependence on sticking to a just guy and believing in the happily ever after bulls hit.

 

i tinnk if i watch tat show i'll keep crying de lo..tink i go JB buy beta..lolz...can cry till the max at hm without anybody knowing..

y clubbing = seducing??

[bIkEr_aH_gEr]

~~~ i think u should see my post about my friend eh. He's the most decent book worm guy u can find ya. He dun go clubbing or Nightclub and always go temple coz he buddhist. He loves to save money and cost and dun spend anything. And yet... his main survival motto is to screw and be dumped. If the gal dun dump him and still in their own Fairytale world... He'll screw them more till their "hole" become supersized.

 

So please wise up a little or you'll end up be sccrewed many times over...

 

i tink ur frenz is a FUC KER...

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

i tinnk if i watch tat show i'll keep crying de lo..tink i go JB buy beta..lolz...can cry till the max at hm without anybody knowing..

y clubbing = seducing??

 

 

 

y clubbing = seducing?

 

~~~oH Yae Baby.

~Shake your body around and keep all those "assets" of yours shaking shaking.

~Waltz your body to the music like a snake opening up all the sweaty moves and body parts. Oh yeahhhh... yahooo... lolx.

~Wear the little the merrier... ain't flesh with sweat is a natural vigara with tight cloths and pants.

~~~Conculsion, its Sexxx Dance. Am Lovin It!

[bIkEr_aH_gEr]

y clubbing = seducing?

 

~~~oH Yae Baby.

~Shake your body around and keep all those "assets" of yours shaking shaking.

~Waltz your body to the music like a snake opening up all the sweaty moves and body parts. Oh yeahhhh... yahooo... lolx.

~Wear the little the merrier... ain't flesh with sweat is a natural vigara with tight cloths and pants.

~~~Conculsion, its Sexxx Dance. Am Lovin It!

 

tat always depend wat intention u have when u go clubbing ma...

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

tat always depend wat intention u have when u go clubbing ma...

 

~~~if conscience is clear, then dun wear sexy and revealing cloths ya.

After all its cold inside there.

 

~~~If wear can see logang and tight tight till "***** cat doll" poping out... Different story. lolx.

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

tat always depend wat intention u have when u go clubbing ma...

 

 

Vocabs are edited cos the stupid system blocked my fanciful words.

 

 

~~~if conscience is clear, then dun wear sexy and revealing cloths ya.

After all its cold inside there.

~~~If wear can see longang and tight tight till "pusssy cat doll" popping out... Different story. lolx.

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

am going for my lunch training now. take care all. Today really busy with werk.. Tata too. =)

[bIkEr_aH_gEr]

~~~if conscience is clear, then dun wear sexy and revealing cloths ya.

After all its cold inside there.

 

~~~If wear can see logang and tight tight till "***** cat doll" poping out... Different story. lolx.

 

i tink so club wear comfortable is the best sia..lolz..

[RYAN KEITH SMITH]

Marriage Humor

 

（婚姻幽默）

 

 

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

妻：你在作什麼啊？

 

Husband : Nothing.

夫：沒作什麼。

 

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

 

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

 

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

妻：要吃晚餐嗎？

 

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

夫：當然！我可以選擇嗎？

 

Wife : 'Yes or no.'

妻：要或不要。

 

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？

 

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。

 

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！

 

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？

 

 

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。

 

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。

 

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。

 

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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。

 

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。

 

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。

 

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？

 

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。

 

 

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。

 

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。

 

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？

 

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感