Esr (2005-2007)

[icex]

Originally posted by chaochao@Sep 25 2006, 04:55 PM

"Bowling" easy easy wan... jus throw and "wash the drain"... hahah... all of us are amateurs too la..

 

Yeah - we can think of something else if Bowling really cannot.

 

ok

 

[icex]

Originally posted by Bluesky@Sep 25 2006, 05:52 PM

Dunno then good mah.. like that chao can show off his bowling skill to u

 

His average score is 280 wor

haha and urs is... 299...?

[icex]

Originally posted by Bluesky@Sep 25 2006, 05:58 PM

Arbo we play ping pong..? or you prefer 'go-li'?

go-li? goalie? whahahah

 

ping pong i have representative... monster he super duper gian play t tennis... serious...

[icex]

Originally posted by Chilli01@Sep 26 2006, 01:37 AM

hmmm u everyday there?

 

wat u doing at sgh??

bio nurses ....

[draught]

Originally posted by PreluDe@Sep 26 2006, 08:33 AM

salary increase

 

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

 

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

 

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

 

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

 

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

 

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

 

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

 

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

 

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

 

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days

 

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

 

Manager: - Do you come to work on labour day?

Man:- No sir!

 

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

 

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National Day )?

Man:- No sir!

 

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

 

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No sir!

 

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

 

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that

I was stealing Company money all these days.

 

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR=HIGH RISK

 

 

oh no there a HR Personnel employee here

This is the most interesting you have posted

But, you work one-third of a day in your working day, not the whole year.

So the HR shd not have took one-third of the whole year.

Mmmm...

Assume 5-days work week, 44 hrs per week;

 

1yr = 365 days

52 wkend = 104 off-days

2 wk leave = 14 days (some 21 days)

P.H. = 12 days (assume dun land on a sat)

Medical leave (2 wk) = 7 days (assume half. how often do you used them all up?)

Working hours per day = 44/5 = 8.8 hr

Total no. of days attend to work = 365-(104+14+12+7) = 228 days

(deduct this by maternity/paternity/compassionate leave. not included in cos can happen only ard once or twice per yr)

 

Actual no. of days attending work = 228/8.8 = 25.9 days

Actual results due to productivity at work?

 

Guess what am i now n what i'm doing?

[whisk]

Originally posted by cArRotZ@Sep 26 2006, 04:29 AM

lol. u still remembered. my first year results nia. hahah.

 

looking back. polytechnic. 3 weeks in jc. sec skl. i dun believe no one can score in their exams. it's either u wan or dun wan nia.. oh well. why am i lamenting here..

 

regrets.. regrets.. regrets..

 

Once a bright silky road to NUS now diverted by a road block to a slightly not so bright sandy road to SIM.

 

eh.. no leh.. now kena road block... and a well lit road to summons leh... hahahha

 

[Royston46]

Morning, ESR!

 

Long time never post liao...

 

A bit out of touch here...

 

 

Up and coming gatherings to look out for:

 

Chinese Lantern Festival Gathering

6th Oct 2006 Fri

Venue: TBC (Brothers, any suggestions?)

Time: TBC

 

We shall gather for dinner first. Then we go get bottled Pokka Oolong tea, plastic cups, small lanterns, candles, sparklers, mooncakes, groundsheets, etc... go some park or garden relax, chill, admire the full moon, etc. Hope that night sky clear and not cloudy, ah bo sian liao...

 

Details will be up soon.

 

Cheers!

 

 

As old as we are, I believe there is still a inner child deep inside all of us, that needs constant nurturing otherwise our soul will feel old.

 

Hehe!

 

[Royston46]

Originally posted by draught@Sep 26 2006, 11:03 AM

This is the most interesting you have posted

But, you work one-third of a day in your working day, not the whole year.

So the HR shd not have took one-third of the whole year.

Mmmm...

Assume 5-days work week, 44 hrs per week;

 

1yr = 365 days

52 wkend = 104 off-days

2 wk leave = 14 days (some 21 days)

P.H. = 12 days (assume dun land on a sat)

Medical leave (2 wk) = 7 days (assume half. how often do you used them all up?)

Working hours per day = 44/5 = 8.8 hr

Total no. of days attend to work = 365-(104+14+12+7) = 228 days

(deduct this by maternity/paternity/compassionate leave. not included in cos can happen only ard once or twice per yr)

 

Actual no. of days attending work = 228/8.8 = 25.9 days

Actual results due to productivity at work?

 

Guess what am i now n what i'm doing?

Jiak chua!!!!

 

 

Same here too!

 

Hahahahaha!

 

[Royston46]

Originally posted by ArSenZ@Sep 26 2006, 08:24 AM

yah.... took quite some time to realise that woman also have BIG egos...

 

 

Yeah yeah!

 

Especially those bombshells, extra big ego sia!!!

 

Wahahahahahaha!

 

 

Is a girl thing, those with smaller assets will feel conscious of herself...

 

Muhahahahaha!

 

Correct me if I am wrong...

 

[Royston46]

Originally posted by ArSenZ@Sep 25 2006, 06:02 PM

wah lao.. its just a figure of speech leh..

 

if you miss the moon... anywhere in the space.. you are still among the stars..

 

Basically aim high.. if you do not succeed, at least you are still not too far below.

Reminds me of a Bon Jovi song...

 

The chorus goes like this:

 

"I never wanted the stars, never wanted the moon...

 

All I wanted is you..."

 

 

Nice song, maybe download it somewhere later...

 

Kekeke!

 

[draught]

Originally posted by icex@Sep 26 2006, 10:10 AM

haha and urs is... 299...?

yah..tats his total score for 10 games

[whisk]

Originally posted by xxxAhBenxxx@Sep 26 2006, 03:23 AM

Anthen,

 

mai sianz, always can jio me one.

 

=)

 

aint no law saying west cant meet east rite?

 

no worries, we can always drink to our hearts content!

hahaha... ya lor... lim hor yi si hor... lol

[draught]

Originally posted by E.S.R.@Sep 26 2006, 11:07 AM

Morning, ESR!

 

Long time never post liao...

 

A bit out of touch here...

 

 

Up and coming gatherings to look out for:

 

Chinese Lantern Festival Gathering

6th Oct 2006 Fri

Venue: TBC (Brothers, any suggestions?)

Time: TBC

 

We shall gather for dinner first. Then we go get bottled Pokka Oolong tea, plastic cups, small lanterns, candles, sparklers, mooncakes, groundsheets, etc... go some park or garden relax, chill, admire the full moon, etc. Hope that night sky clear and not cloudy, ah bo sian liao...

 

Details will be up soon.

 

Cheers!

 

 

As old as we are, I believe there is still a inner child deep inside all of us, that needs constant nurturing otherwise our soul will feel old.

 

Hehe!

 

So how? You want us drip candle wax on you? maybe at ur butt?

[draught]

Originally posted by E.S.R.@Sep 26 2006, 11:14 AM

Yeah yeah!

 

Especially those bombshells, extra big ego sia!!!

 

Wahahahahahaha!

 

 

Is a girl thing, those with smaller assets will feel conscious of herself...

 

Muhahahahaha!

 

Correct me if I am wrong...

 

Think not quite true lah. Last nite saw one lady, tall n slender. Though dun have big assets, she carry herself with poise n confidence

[draught]

Originally posted by ArSenZ@Sep 26 2006, 08:24 AM

yah.... took quite some time to realise that woman also have BIG egos...

 

 

so you realise that this recent 1-2mth?

[Royston46]

Originally posted by draught@Sep 26 2006, 12:04 PM

so you realise that this recent 1-2mth?

Ai teo pa, si bo?!?

 

:box:

[Royston46]

Originally posted by draught@Sep 26 2006, 12:00 PM

So how? You want us drip candle wax on you? maybe at ur butt?

Wau!

 

 

See you so si wen looking...

 

Din't know you are into SM/Bondage....

 

:help:

[icex]

Originally posted by draught@Sep 26 2006, 11:34 AM

yah..tats his total score for 10 games

no no i think its his top speed?

[icex]

roysten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PreluDe]

Originally posted by draught@Sep 26 2006, 12:03 PM

This is the most interesting you have posted

But, you work one-third of a day in your working day, not the whole year.

So the HR shd not have took one-third of the whole year.

Mmmm...

Assume 5-days work week, 44 hrs per week;

 

1yr = 365 days

52 wkend = 104 off-days

2 wk leave = 14 days (some 21 days)

P.H. = 12 days (assume dun land on a sat)

Medical leave (2 wk) = 7 days (assume half. how often do you used them all up?)

Working hours per day = 44/5 = 8.8 hr

Total no. of days attend to work = 365-(104+14+12+7) = 228 days

(deduct this by maternity/paternity/compassionate leave. not included in cos can happen only ard once or twice per yr)

 

Actual no. of days attending work = 228/8.8 = 25.9 days

Actual results due to productivity at work?

 

Guess what am i now n what i'm doing?

eat Snake loh

 

correct me if i wrong

[PreluDe]

Originally posted by whisk@Sep 26 2006, 12:52 PM

hahaha... ya lor... lim hor yi si hor... lol

lim lim try whisky / otr the best

[PreluDe]

Originally posted by E.S.R.@Sep 26 2006, 01:07 PM

Ai teo pa, si bo?!?

 

:box:

i tok uncle v guai , ouch

[PreluDe]

Originally posted by E.S.R.@Sep 26 2006, 01:09 PM

Wau!

 

 

See you so si wen looking...

 

Din't know you are into SM/Bondage....

 

:help:

the look more innocent is the most phyco like who , you guess

[draught]

Originally posted by E.S.R.@Sep 26 2006, 12:09 PM

Wau!

 

 

See you so si wen looking...

 

Din't know you are into SM/Bondage....

 

:help:

I'm not. But you always say you hope someone would drip wax down your butt crack till it seal ur a**hole

[Royston46]

Originally posted by draught@Sep 26 2006, 01:20 PM

I'm not. But you always say you hope someone would drip wax down your butt crack till it seal ur a**hole

Nabei!!!

 

Rooney today so eng go around disturb people!!!

 

~~~ Draught

 

Shoot ho li see, shoot ho li er ka cheng chiu....