Esr (2005-2007)

[Angelsown]

8th Affair

 

Spyker and Zen

 

9th Affair

 

chaochao and ArsenZ

 

10th Affair

 

Arch and Magnet

 

11th Affair

 

Royston and Anton

 

 

OKay boys and girls, the above are the characters for the next few stories. Please use your imagination, crank that brain, squeeze that creative juices and let the 'juices' flow to do a simple writeup till the 11th Affair with the given characters.

 

You are required to write between 80 to 100 words. Please submit by posting up in this thread. Closing date is Wednesday, 5th September 2007 12pm.

 

Prizes await for the top story of each Affair written. Prizes will be announced and presented on this Saturday, 8th September in commemoration with ESR's 2nd Anniversary.

 

So watcha waiting for? Write now!!

 

wah liddat kelvin sure win liao...he part time write script for channel 8 one leh

[Royston46]

NB!!!

 

Why not you and Whisk!?!

 

 

Gross sia! Cannot imagine!!!

 

 

8th Affair

 

Spyker and Zen

 

9th Affair

 

chaochao and ArsenZ

 

10th Affair

 

Arch and Magnet

 

11th Affair

 

Royston and Anton

 

 

OKay boys and girls, the above are the characters for the next few stories. Please use your imagination, crank that brain, squeeze that creative juices and let the 'juices' flow to do a simple writeup till the 11th Affair with the given characters.

 

You are required to write between 80 to 100 words. Please submit by posting up in this thread. Closing date is Wednesday, 5th September 2007 12pm.

 

Prizes await for the top story of each Affair written. Prizes will be announced and presented on this Saturday, 8th September in commemoration with ESR's 2nd Anniversary.

 

So watcha waiting for? Write now!!

[Arch]

8th Affair

 

Spyker and Zen

 

9th Affair

 

chaochao and ArsenZ

 

10th Affair

 

Arch and Magnet

 

11th Affair

 

Royston and Anton

 

 

OKay boys and girls, the above are the characters for the next few stories. Please use your imagination, crank that brain, squeeze that creative juices and let the 'juices' flow to do a simple writeup till the 11th Affair with the given characters.

 

You are required to write between 80 to 100 words. Please submit by posting up in this thread. Closing date is Wednesday, 5th September 2007 12pm.

 

Prizes await for the top story of each Affair written. Prizes will be announced and presented on this Saturday, 8th September in commemoration with ESR's 2nd Anniversary.

 

So watcha waiting for? Write now!!

 

Number 12 Affair : Manzz and Whisk

 

Warning all the above affair is true except number 10. Kids dun try this at Home.

[sfazruzs]

Do you know about the NATURAL GAS bike?

A new invention has been created to help us to save the planet earth

 

[Royston46]

Do you know about the NATURAL GAS bike?

A new invention has been created to help us to save the planet earth

 

 

Manzz might consider getting this bike...

 

He loves getting his arse probed?!?

 

[draught]

 

7th Affair:

 

Angelsown suspects Devilsown of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of Spyker. Well, Angelsown is really angry. She opens her bag to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. Devilsown yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" Angelsown replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

 

 

read affair 1-6 b4, but not this. Innovative version as well

 

Anyway, think Devilsown will not say that, but continue hugging spyker

BBM!!!

[draught]

Funny truths about life in small Singapore....

 

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

- Saving energy mah. Aircon in night dun waste as much as in the day & Heater dun use as much energy to warm up the water in the day.

 

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

- Cos at night cant slp, thats y day cant wake up. This result napping in the day then nite cant slp. This result .....

 

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese

- Yah loh.. Mainland chinese got very difficult accent mah. We are perfect...

 

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

- Rubbish in letterbox means got smell. so smell of rubbish in letterboxes is correct mah.

 

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.

- Multi-language & culture nation mah. One people, One Nation, One Sillypore.

 

6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

- Cos vote or no vote make no difference. Nothing gonna change.

 

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car,

Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans

- Nothing to say... Cos I dun have Car, minimal CPF, no Cash and is liable to lots of loan... therefore i belong to the poor sector than the rich/poor sector.

 

9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how

to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful

computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

- They can learn how to use high-tech stuff or research such info from internet, but no place to teach them how to use dustbin or toilet. (Definatel not school. Read Pt 15)

 

10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy

killing stray cats

- I dun belong to either one side leh... I not a stray cat oso.. Maybe I not a Sporean

 

11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy

- Chew 'Mei Cheng Xiang' Bak Qua instead

 

12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

- Where got not convenient to smoke?? Smoke anywhere is FINE.

 

13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to

Maintain

- Work juz to maintain the car at carpark loh

 

14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,

Second section is for Carrying Ghost

- We are respecting the "good brothers" mah. Getai they sit in front, bus they sit behind mah

 

15. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn

More

- See 16 & 17.

 

16. Salary - Do less less get high high but Do more more get less less.

- That y teachers are earning more now & the students still not earning any.

 

17. Promotion - Carry more more no need to work = promotion every year,

Do more more don't know how to carry, work until u die also no

promotion.

- So school shd teach how to carry, not how to work. But that would mean everyone promote & no one to do work.

So this is one of the things teacher dun teach but expect student to learn

 

 

No point 8?

[Angelsown]

read affair 1-6 b4, but not this. Innovative version as well

 

Anyway, think Devilsown will not say that, but continue hugging spyker

BBM!!!

 

arrrrrrrrrrrr.........BBM........and they will play soccer in the weekend...one end is hahabusa as goal post...the other goal post is VFR....

[Angelsown]

 

12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

- Where got not convenient to smoke?? Smoke anywhere is FINE.

 

14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,

Second section is for Carrying Ghost

- We are respecting the "good brothers" mah. Getai they sit in front, bus they sit behind mah

 

haha interesting comments you have here for these 2 points hehe

[Bluesky]

hmmm..abit wrong lehz..should b

 

''she takes the gun and point it to spyker's head. Devilsown yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" Angelsown replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

 

like tat better rite? hahaha..shoot spyker!!!!!!!!! :gun:

 

If that's the case.. that would be logical and doesnt qualify to be a joke liao

 

Anyway.. Spyker is for devils to 'shoot' one

[Bluesky]

i tink kelvin prefer the original version... cant wait for me to die....i know...so he can have devils AND spyker all to himself....BBMs

 

Nahz..

 

Though I'm a MBA but Me no BBMs..

 

Me prefer XMM unlike they all... all play XDD one

[Bluesky]

8th Affair

 

Spyker and Zen

 

9th Affair

 

chaochao and ArsenZ

 

10th Affair

 

Arch and Magnet

 

11th Affair

 

Royston and Anton

 

 

OKay boys and girls, the above are the characters for the next few stories. Please use your imagination, crank that brain, squeeze that creative juices and let the 'juices' flow to do a simple writeup till the 11th Affair with the given characters.

 

You are required to write between 80 to 100 words. Please submit by posting up in this thread. Closing date is Wednesday, 5th September 2007 12pm.

 

Prizes await for the top story of each Affair written. Prizes will be announced and presented on this Saturday, 8th September in commemoration with ESR's 2nd Anniversary.

 

So watcha waiting for? Write now!!

 

 

Royston and anton one i thought ytd out liao

 

*hint hint: Somewhere in KL..*

 

[Bluesky]

wah liddat kelvin sure win liao...he part time write script for channel 8 one leh

 

 

Wah simi Chn8.. such a 'lamb' channel..

 

I wrote for Warner bros and dreamworks one oki?

[Bluesky]

NB!!!

 

Why not you and Whisk!?!

 

 

Gross sia! Cannot imagine!!!

 

 

They are already a pair long time back...

 

Dont u remember..?

 

 

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/eos08/Picture246.jpg

[draught]

Wah simi Chn8.. such a 'lamb' channel..

 

I wrote for Warner bros and dreamworks one oki?

 

Dreamworks? Think you dream too much liao.

How abt u write for Bluesky, & ask Royston to be director?

[Bluesky]

Number 12 Affair : Manzz and Whisk

 

Warning all the above affair is true except number 10. Kids dun try this at Home.

Hmm.. I guess all are true..

 

Ladies and gentlemen.. Lemme present... The ultimate CRazy frog Gayish Couple!!

 

See how tightly they hold each other..

 

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/eos08/birthday006.jpg

[draught]

They are already a pair long time back...

 

Dont u remember..?

 

 

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/eos08/Picture246.jpg

 

Wah.. really dun rembr liao...thats pretty long ago liao... Manzz look so "song", having his BB-Buddy to clean for him :vomit:

[Bluesky]

Dreamworks? Think you dream too much liao.

How abt u write for Bluesky, & ask Royston to be director?

 

 

He got one more show coming up...

 

'Becoming Royston'

 

Be sure to catch it!!

[Bluesky]

arrrrrrrrrrrr.........BBM........and they will play soccer in the weekend...one end is hahabusa as goal post...the other goal post is VFR....

 

 

The soccer is only a cover up.. They prefer play 'pocket billiard'

 

[draught]

The soccer is only a cover up.. They prefer play 'pocket billiard'

 

 

But not using personal cue

[Allan82]

Gd luck for your TP tmr Johnson aka Arch hope u pass in one short

[whisk]

Gd luck for your TP tmr Johnson aka Arch hope u pass in one short

 

haha.. .yeah arch... remember wats waiting for u

 

heh heh heh

[Allan82]

haha.. .yeah arch... remember wats waiting for u

 

heh heh heh

 

pass liao is it ?? change bike le ma ? afk too long liao

[whisk]

pass liao is it ?? change bike le ma ? afk too long liao

 

huh??

who AFK too long?

u?

[GuiNNeSS]

heard u wanna join esr ah?? wah so fast call him 'boss' liao ah?? haha...in order to call him 'boss' ah, u need to fill up esr registration form, let ur parents sign, den counter sign by the 'boss' and wait for 3 working days to process if u sent by mall. if u personally go to him to sign, it'll be faster, need only 2 working days to process. thereafter, u need to pay $50 as agreement fee + admin fee to our 'HR manager' Mr chao, that will take another 3 working days to process. afterwhich all is done, u'll need to purchase a hse from our 'real estate agent' cum 'busa spokesperson' and let him physco for 3 hrs and thereafter getting ur hse, u'll be given a free 08 busa. then you'll be issue a esr membership platinum gold card which gives u exclusive privilages, dat u will need to pay $100 for admin fees to me.

 

Eh spyker u forgot abt me.......must go PG with me,then pace me if after 1 lap still can be within 50 metres behind me then can issue the esr member......