Esr (2005-2007)

[Bluesky]

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Hi Guys! Still remember me Danish here....

Anyway, tat "uncle" Bluesky ask me to organise

Roller-Bladding/Cycling cum my 6th Birthday mini celebration

 

Every1 is invited...

Date/Day: 16July2006 / Sunday

Location: ECP

Time: Tentatively 11am? (any suggestions?)

:cheer:

 

1) Danish

2) Hilal

3) Papa UnIoNbIkEz

4) Mama Elly

5) korkor cArRoTz

6) kor whispererererer... (me start work at 5pm! hee...)

7) Uncle Devil and Auntie Angel

8) Bluesky Didi and Clair Mei mei

 

 

& e list continue....

 

Ps: "Uncle" Manzz dun 4get my "bday mee" k

[luvpuzzle]

dun forget this Sat is s4 outing hor

[luvpuzzle]

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Hi Guys! Still remember me Danish here....

Anyway, tat "uncle" Bluesky ask me to organise

Roller-Bladding/Cycling cum my 6th Birthday mini celebration

 

Every1 is invited...

Date/Day: 16July2006 / Sunday

Location: ECP

Time: Tentatively 11am? (any suggestions?)

:cheer:

 

1) Danish

2) Hilal

3) Papa UnIoNbIkEz

4) Mama Elly

5) korkor cArRoTz

6) kor whispererererer... (me start work at 5pm! hee...)

7) Uncle Devil and Auntie Angel

8) Bluesky Didi and Clair Mei mei

9) Auntie puzzle

10) Magnet korkor

 

 

& e list continue....

 

Ps: "Uncle" Manzz dun 4get my "bday mee" k

[draught]

Originally posted by Bluesky@Jul 12 2006, 01:28 PM

wayne.. how nice of u to say clair is snow white..

 

Then that makes me.... PRINCE CHARMING!? :lol:

Horsey,want some grass?

[draught]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/helliana/11c1b982.jpg

 

Hi Guys! Still remember me Danish here....

Anyway, tat "uncle" Bluesky ask me to organise

Roller-Bladding/Cycling cum my 6th Birthday mini celebration

 

Every1 is invited...

Date/Day: 16July2006 / Sunday

Location: ECP

Time: Tentatively 11am? (any suggestions?)

:cheer:

 

1) Danish

2) Hilal

3) Papa UnIoNbIkEz

4) Mama Elly

5) korkor cArRoTz

6) kor whispererererer... (me start work at 5pm! hee...)

7) Uncle Devil and Auntie Angel

8) Bluesky Didi and Clair Mei mei

9) Auntie puzzle

10) Magnet korkor

11) Draught korkor & Regine chiia chiia

 

 

& e list continue....

 

Ps: "Uncle" Manzz dun 4get my "bday mee" k

[kOpi_jaC]

Originally posted by luvpuzzle@Jul 12 2006, 12:01 PM

wat chaisss... chilli, clair and me have riding license hor

chaiss means pretty women wat... where got care whether u got klass 2b,2a,2,3,4 or 5! LOL

[kOpi_jaC]

Originally posted by cArRotZ@Jul 12 2006, 12:31 PM

kopiii! where were u man. so long nv see u.. working?

 

only see u come in first post, last post, morning esr .ehehe!

i'm bz playing wc for france wat... nv @@ me live meh??

[kOpi_jaC]

afternoon esrs

[royong]

Dear Wife,

You will sure understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54

years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as

a good wife.

Therefore after reading this fax, you will not wrongly interpret the

fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary

at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed.

I shall be back home before midnight.

Honestly,

Your Husband.X

 

 

 

 

.....

 

 

 

 

Reply by the wife:

My Dear Husband,

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take

this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the

same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be

at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your

secretary, is also 18-years old.

As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of math's, you

will understand that we are in a same situation, although with one small

difference.

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

 

 

 

Therefore, I Will

not be back before lunchtime tomorrow!

Your Dear Wife XX

[royong]

GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a …....GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM..........Guaranteed!.

 

Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

 

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.

 

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

 

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"

 

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

 

After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5 day/ 20 pound program.

 

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door and after her like a shot.

 

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

 

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

 

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.

 

“This is our most rigorous program".

 

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".

 

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

[royong]

Great Sportsmanship........

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a

man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large

shark.

 

Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling

frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

 

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor

man,

but she knew the yacht's top speed would never get them there in time.

 

At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England

shirts sped into view.

 

One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs,

immobilising it instantly.

 

The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long

clubs, beat the shark to death.

 

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along

with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard

frantic calling .......

 

 

 

It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

 

 

 

On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said to

Beckham, Rooney and Gerrard (for it was they)

 

"I will give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England

team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup, but I see that my England team

are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other

countries."

 

She knighted them there and then, and proceeded to sail away.

 

 

 

As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"

 

"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and

knows everything an all that about our country."

 

"Well," Rooney replied, "she definitely knows F*ck-all about shark fishing.

How's the bait holding up ?"

[royong]

Dear John

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:

 

Dear Mary,

the distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, John.

 

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

 

Dear John,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Mary

[royong]

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[cArRotZ]

Originally posted by CBRoyston46@Jul 12 2006, 01:14 PM

Wau! Caleb!

 

You got so many chais in your bed together with you sia!

 

Wahahahahaha!

 

:help:

haha can see me arh. i just realise. chais so many. can see cannot sian also no point me.. boo hoo!

[carriehm]

Originally posted by Manzz@Jul 11 2006, 05:20 PM

Signs of bad influences from MTV channel...

ya, and caught a glimpse of that Pussycat dolls music video.. imagine kids nowadays are exposed to such sexually-charged media from a young age. Guess it's really up to the parents to restrict what their kids can and can't watch..

[Royston46]

Originally posted by cArRotZ@Jul 12 2006, 03:10 PM

haha can see me arh. i just realise. chais so many. can see cannot sian also no point me.. boo hoo!

Hahaha!

 

If all the gals are single, who will you sian???

 

 

*You don't have to answer the question here, whisper in my ears.*

 

:help:

[Royston46]

Originally posted by royong@Jul 12 2006, 02:42 PM

Great Sportsmanship........

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a

man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large

shark.

 

Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling

frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

 

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor

man,

but she knew the yacht's top speed would never get them there in time.

 

At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England

shirts sped into view.

 

One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs,

immobilising it instantly.

 

The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long

clubs, beat the shark to death.

 

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along

with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard

frantic calling .......

 

 

 

It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

 

 

 

On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said to

Beckham, Rooney and Gerrard (for it was they)

 

"I will give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England

team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup, but I see that my England team

are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other

countries."

 

She knighted them there and then, and proceeded to sail away.

 

 

 

As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"

 

"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and

knows everything an all that about our country."

 

"Well," Rooney replied, "she definitely knows F*ck-all about shark fishing.

How's the bait holding up ?"

Funny sia!

[UnIoNbIkEz]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/helliana/11c1b982.jpg

 

Hi Guys! Still remember me Danish here....

Anyway, tat "uncle" Bluesky ask me to organise

Roller-Bladding/Cycling cum my 6th Birthday mini celebration

 

Every1 is invited! Injured uncles outhere, pls be there w empty stomach...

Date/Day: 16July2006 / Sunday

Location: ECP

Time: Tentatively 11am? (any suggestions of other timing?)

:cheer:

 

1) Danish

2) Hilal

3) Papa UnIoNbIkEz

4) Mama Elly

5) korkor cArRoTz

6) kor whispererererer... (me start work at 5pm! hee...)

7) Uncle Devil and Auntie Angel

8) Bluesky Didi and Clair Mei mei

9) Auntie puzzle

10) Magnet korkor

11) Draught korkor & Regine chiia chiia

 

 

& e list continue....

 

Ps: "Uncle" Manzz dun 4get my "bday mee" k

[Royston46]

Brothers who are free later at night and not going in to pump, can join me and Fabian at the dam at 10pm.

 

I am meeting him to pass on my Hong Kong maps plus some tips of how to explore HK and the places to go to...

 

I will intro him to go to:

 

1. Lan Kwai Fong (Pubbing area)

2. The Peak

3. Star of Avenue

4. Temple Street

5. Ladies Street

6. Tsim Sha Tsui area for shopping

7. IFC at Hong Kong Island

8. Disneyland

9. Ocean Park

10. Time Square

 

Etc....

 

Those who are experts in HK can also post their advices...

 

[Bluesky]

Originally posted by CBRoyston46@Jul 12 2006, 03:59 PM

Brothers who are free later at night and not going in to pump, can join me and Fabian at the dam at 10pm.

 

I am meeting him to pass on my Hong Kong maps plus some tips of how to explore HK and the places to go to...

 

I will intro him to go to:

 

1. Lan Kwai Fong (Pubbing area)

2. The Peak

3. Star of Avenue

4. Temple Street

5. Ladies Street

6. Tsim Sha Tsui area for shopping

7. IFC at Hong Kong Island

8. Disneyland

9. Ocean Park

10. Time Square

 

Etc....

 

Those who are experts in HK can also post their advices...

 

U nv intro him to Wan zhai to look for Chen hao nan..?

 

I think manzz interested in meeting him too..

[IceZ]

who call me?

[chiaki]

Originally posted by CBRoyston46@Jul 12 2006, 03:59 PM

Brothers who are free later at night and not going in to pump, can join me and Fabian at the dam at 10pm.

 

I am meeting him to pass on my Hong Kong maps plus some tips of how to explore HK and the places to go to...

 

I will intro him to go to:

 

1. Lan Kwai Fong (Pubbing area)

2. The Peak

3. Star of Avenue

4. Temple Street

5. Ladies Street

6. Tsim Sha Tsui area for shopping

7. IFC at Hong Kong Island

8. Disneyland

9. Ocean Park

10. Time Square

 

Etc....

 

Those who are experts in HK can also post their advices...

 

so u have the responsibility of telling him EVERYTHING i told u about HK hor.....

 

make sure he dun miss out on the other stuffs oso ah~~~

[IceZ]

Originally posted by draught@Jul 12 2006, 12:33 PM

Snow White & the six drawf.. last drawf didnt come today. Doing manicure..

As for who is the snow white, depend on who is prince charming loh

R u pointing the arrow to urself?

 

coz regine is the fairest among the bikergals

 

sorry loh~nv seen a prince wearin spec (juz kidding)

[Royston46]

Originally posted by princess_chiaki@Jul 12 2006, 04:28 PM

so u have the responsibility of telling him EVERYTHING i told u about HK hor.....

 

make sure he dun miss out on the other stuffs oso ah~~~

Yes Madam!!!

 

[Royston46]

Ordered a bouquet of roses to be delivered to my Gerger's office by 5pm...

 

KNN! Still haben reach...