Esr (2005-2007)

[kOpi_jaC]

Originally posted by ZzGaNgStErzZ@May 12, 2007 09:48 am

i tot u die liao. send mi in 2 DB becum urself go into DB argh? where ur 1st n last post?

*peh peh peh... simi die...

 

jus wrking onli wat.... -_-"

[Guest chaochao]

Originally posted by Bluesky@May 11, 2007 01:03 pm

That's a interesting thought... but what if the fish that died happen to be the one that they hate, thus they gangup and murder it.. then in this scenario.. the other fishes wont cry liao

They will still cry - tears of relief, extreme happienes, love, joy and peace (Oreo's code of conduct during the camp... hahaha )

[0re0]

Originally posted by chaochao@May 12, 2007 11:42 am

They will still cry - tears of relief, extreme happienes, love, joy and peace (Oreo's code of conduct during the camp... hahaha )

code of conduct? haha....

 

Anybody wanna go in top up gas tonight?

[Guest chaochao]

Originally posted by whisperer@May 09, 2007 11:18 pm

the long awaited batu pahat trip pics!

 

batu pahat town!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/whisperer400/DSC01299.jpg

 

See pic for destination...

[ABOY9999]

sian anyone got anyjoke to post or guessing game to post what a hot sat

[Bluesky]

Originally posted by chaochao@May 12, 2007 12:23 pm

See pic for destination...

:lol:

 

 

i didnt realised it too, until you posted

[ABOY9999]

one joke for the day

 

 

 

 

The Rescue

 

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

 

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

[ABOY9999]

one more good joke

 

Don't Listen to Him

 

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”

The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

 

So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

 

Furious, the mother shouted, “Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”

[ABOY9999]

another one

 

 

A Virgin Hick

 

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."

The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

[ABOY9999]

one more

 

 

 

 

 

 

Breakfast in Moleland

 

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

 

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.”

 

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.”

 

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses.”

[ABOY9999]

one last one

 

 

 

Sobriety Test

 

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.

"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."

"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."

"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."

"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."

"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.

"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."

"Oh, no, I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

[Bluesky]

[whisk]

Any tiuz for today?

[ABOY9999]

A little old lady was sitting on her front porch in her rocking chair, reflecting on her long life, when suddenly her fairy godmother appeared to grant her three wishes.

 

"What would you like for your first wish?" the fairy godmother asked.

 

The little old lady said, "I guess I'm like everyone else, and would like to be rich."

 

POOF! Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

 

"And, for your second wish?" asked her fairy godmother.

 

The little old lady said, "Well, like everyone else, I wish I were young and attractive."

 

POOF! The little old lady was now a beautiful young woman.

 

"And, for your third and final wish?" asked her fairy godmother.

 

Now the beautiful young woman was trying to come up with her last wish when Burt, her tomcat, walked across the porch in front of her.

 

"Oh!" she said. "Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?"

 

POOF! Suddenly, before her very eyes, was the most handsome young prince she had ever seen.

 

He smiled at her with a manliness that made her knees weak. Her heartbeat quickened, as lust coursed through her every fiber. The handsome young prince slowly approached her and whispered softly in her ear: "Don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered..."

[ABOY9999]

An old man and women owned a farm. The old man died and the woman couldn't handle the farm by herself so she was going to hire someone to help her. The only job applicants were the town drunk and a new guy in town, who was gay. So she chose the gay guy; they worked together for a week or so and got the farm back together.

 

The old woman was pleased with the work and worn out, so she decided to give herself and her hired hand the night off. Both went out to dinner, she with her friends and he with his. But when the old woman got home, he wasn't there. When he finally came in, she told him, “I'm your boss so you have to do what I tell you.”

 

The gay guy said, “Okay.”

 

So she said, “Take my shoes off,” so he did.

 

She said, “Take my stockings off,” so he did.

 

Then she said, “Take my dress off,” and he did.

 

She said, “Take my bra off,” so he did.

 

Then she said, “Take my panties off,” so he did.

 

Finally, she said, “You leave this house wearing my clothes one more time and you're fired.”

[ABOY9999]

This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in the backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood a cop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said that he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.

 

The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When he got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there was no reason to be scared, because he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next. The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's just that I've never done it with a cop before!"

[ABOY9999]

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know

anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

 

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the

prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the

prisoner in the prison.

 

And then they made love for the first time.

 

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

 

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

 

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

 

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but

the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him

a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

 

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently

born foal.

 

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

 

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

 

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,

OKAY!

[ABOY9999]

Highschool Guy 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!

 

Highschool Guy 2: Really? My son's made me proud too. He's become so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.

 

Highschool Guy 3: Even my son got rich. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yacht and jet.

 

The fourth Highschool Guy comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.

 

Highschool Guy 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.

 

Highschool Guy 1: What a shame.

 

Highschool Guy 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yacht, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends.

[kOpi_jaC]

 

thks for e jokes! i almost fell off my chair...

[ABOY9999]

welcome just to kill time and share joke around

[ABOY9999]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

 

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

 

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

 

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[ABOY9999]

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had

written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the

class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and

began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word

'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the

culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

 

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the

same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

 

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on

the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it

gets!"

[PreluDe]

HALO EVERONE , ME NOW AT HOME HEAD GIDDY

 

conputer see blur image letter too small

 

 

thank everyone concern

 

now at home liao

 

can eat anythings thing liao:bouncefire:

[ABOY9999]

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.

 

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

 

"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.

 

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

 

"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.

 

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

 

"I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.

 

"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."

[IceZ]

welcome back anton...everyone here is concern bout u...hope u get well soon.