Esr (2005-2007)

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

NNB.. Someone stole my tankpad..

 

huh, tankpad?

ur tankpad reuseable wan ah?

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

i'm born in the yr of tiger too.

 

Yo Nitez, welcome to the Big family....sorry but now away...will contact u when back....nice ride u got....

 

i tot nitez86 was u if u nv quoted him.

[fabian]

Your heavy-weight lover or the summon auntie?

 

Still got so many ar??

I only know of his 'power!' admirer and the one that got married(but not with him)... Now got new one liao ah? No wonder he switch job...

[fabian]

huh, tankpad?

ur tankpad reuseable wan ah?

 

 

Ya... with some discharge....NB.

[fabian]

you will have your dream come true bro.....

 

sidetrack, you really can be a cook leh...satay was cooked just nice....but tummy no space else sure wack....

 

 

You didn't try the prawns..(think you cannot try also).. POWER!

I asked for a couple to try try....then find it hard to resist... In prevention of any 'standing order', i had to stop myself before i attack for more... (Delicious food is my weak spot.Hee!)

[fabian]

I kena summon $30...

 

 

i remembered Wayne subsidies $1 for you liao right? Hee!

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

Ya... with some discharge....NB.

 

wad discharge?

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

You didn't try the prawns..(think you cannot try also).. POWER!

I asked for a couple to try try....then find it hard to resist... In prevention of any 'standing order', i had to stop myself before i attack for more... (Delicious food is my weak spot.Hee!)

 

nice way of describing it. 'STANDING ORDERS'

[spyker]

raining again.....heng come back liao and cover bike swee swee liao.... keke.... its gonna be a wet wet night to sleep again!! woohoo .....

 

ps: arse, the wax works well!! though kana afew raindrops, it never leaves a stain and when wipe off, smooth as silk!! upzzzz laaaaa......

[ArSenZ]

raining again.....heng come back liao and cover bike swee swee liao.... keke.... its gonna be a wet wet night to sleep again!! woohoo .....

 

ps: arse, the wax works well!! though kana afew raindrops, it never leaves a stain and when wipe off, smooth as silk!! upzzzz laaaaa......

 

lucky u lo.. i was riding in the drizzle earlier... bike was wet and abit dirty again liao..

 

[PreluDe]

just come back from 97 in orchard plaza not bad same as in dragonfly playing canto pop music live bands

 

see when bring u guys there too

 

good nite ESR hoods

[mr hat]

the 97 near club kabuki?

[Bluesky]

nbz looks like mine leh... hahaha come come roy i sell u cheap cheap... i selling mine to fund new stuff.

 

Or maybe u like to do a xchange with royton's? His helmet come with free shitake mushroom

[Bluesky]

No want, I want virgin one with virgin smell...

 

So that I can infuse my smell into the helmet...

 

 

 

The CK 'Eternity' is it?

[Bluesky]

My gal gal just bought me a MB wallet this morning when I went to fetch her to work...

 

Was the one I wanted to get...

 

So touched....

 

 

 

Finally... Royston had saw the light!

 

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/eos08/frank_oz7.jpg

[Bluesky]

den i muz buy a helmet wif pig?

i m zhu di.

 

U are http://www.dbzsc.com/images/xiyouji/char_zhubajie.jpg La!!

[mr hat]

Finally... Royston had saw the light!

 

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/eos08/frank_oz7.jpg

 

i oso tot is the chubby girl. but no lah... its the girl he likes

[mr hat]

den i muz buy a helmet wif pig?

i m zhu di.

 

then i am xiao ma ge

[Bluesky]

then i am xiao ma ge

 

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[Bluesky]

Heaven or Hell

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human resources

Manager was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived up in

Heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

 

"Welcome," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, though, it seems we

have a problem.

You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager

make it this far, and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No worries, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is

let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose

whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said

the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in a

lift and it went down-down-down to Hell.

 

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green

of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and in

front of her were all her fellow executive friends that she had worked

with, and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.

They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.

They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country

club where she enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner. She met the

Devil who was actually a really nice guy and she had a great time telling

jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew

it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as

she got on the lift.

 

The lift went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found

St.Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.

So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the

harp and singing.

She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and

St.Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now you

must choose your eternity".

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I

would say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great, but I had a better

time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the lift and again she went down-down-down

back to Hell.

 

When the doors of the lift opened she found herself standing in a desolate

wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw that her friends were

dressed in rags and picking up garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil

came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there

was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and

had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland and all my friends look

miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,

today you're staff..."

 

 

 

The moral of this story:

Never believe what you see in the company or what they promised you. It

always turns out to be ****.

[icex]

No want, I want virgin one with virgin smell...

 

So that I can infuse my smell into the helmet...

 

 

nbz...

[icex]

Or maybe u like to do a xchange with royton's? His helmet come with free shitake mushroom

 

like amos cookies... free smells?

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

Heaven or Hell

 

The moral of this story:

Never believe what you see in the company or what they promised you. It

always turns out to be ****.

 

make mi stare so long.

[Royston46]

48 hours more to meet Isabel...

 

[Bluesky]

Funny Things About Singaporeans

 

============================

 

1. Thanks to SMS, you have an extra large thumb.

 

2. Tks 2 SMS, u oso dun no how 2 spel anymor.

 

3. You pat bus seats and even MRT seats to cool them before you sit

down.

 

4. At lunch, you start discussing what to eat for dinner.

 

5. Your wedding photos include shots of you dressed up like Louis

XIV

 

6. You won't raise your voice to protest policies, but you'll raise

your fists to whack someone over Hello Kitty.

 

7. You're forever talking about businesses you want

to set up but will probably never get around to starting.

 

8. You don't know 3/4 of the people attending your wedding.

 

9. You separate food into 2 basic groups: 'heaty' and 'cooling'.

 

10. You think that what makes you 'married' is not

the legal registration but whether you've thrown a 12 course

dinner.

 

11. You marry for the real estate breaks.

 

12. You have kids for the tax advantages.

 

13. You move to where you want your child to go to school.

 

14. You force your children to take Speech & Drama classes, but

Pray they won't wind up in Arts later on.

 

15. You suddenly realize you're very interested in biotech - just

like you suddenly realized three years ago that you were very interested

in e-commerce, and before that, engineering, and before that, medicine

and law

 

16. You think people are inconsiderate when they don't leave their

table immediately after eating at the food court but think you have

every

right to take 25 bites to finish the last red bean in your ice

kachang.

 

17. You find it impossible to make suggestions without drawing a

fishbone chart first.

 

18. If you're a guy, whenever you get together with your guy

friends, you invariably trade army stories.

 

19. You've eaten more times at the Esplanade than you've actually

seen shows there.

 

20. You need campaigns to tell you how to be courteous, to flush

toilets, have sex, etc.

 

21. You always feel oddly hungry at 11 pm, and are willing to drive

to far away places for supper.

 

22. You work at McDonald's when you're old rather than young.

 

23. You'll gladly spend $50,000 on a car, but will go to great

lengths to save a few bucks on ERP charges or even a few cents on a

parking

coupon.

 

24. If you're pregnant, you have the strange ability to make people

on the MRT fall asleep instantly.

 

25. You've started referring to foreign employees as 'talent'

instead of 'expatriates'.

 

26. At the dinner table, you're always discussing which other food

places serve better versions of what you're eating.

 

27. You copy down licence plate numbers of cars involved in

accidents.

 

28. You pronounce the letter 'R' as 'ah-rer' and the letter 'H' as

'haytch'.

 

29. No matter how old you are, you keep associating people with

their secondary schools. (alternative: No matter how old you are, you

secretly need to know what other people got for their PSLE, O levels and

A

levels.)

 

30. You believe that you can generate 'creativity' through rules

and committees.

 

31. You 'chope' a seat by placing a packet of tissues on the chair.

 

32. You diligently track the whereabouts of your favourite hawkers,

i.e. you know that the famous Tiong Bahru Bao is now in Jurong, the

famous Outram Char Kuay Teow is now in Hong Lim Centre and the

famous Lau Hock Kien Hokkien mee from the old Lau Pa Sat is now at Beach

Road.

 

33. You think we're living in a modern, sophisticated country even

when our leaders still insist on wearing their white school uniforms.