Esr (2005-2007)

[Guest chaochao]

I went to watch License to Wed. abit funny, but not so good though.

 

Robbin William's humor is kinda stale liao.

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now?

who are the we??

 

We (as far as i know Bluey and me) is having lunch at 12.15 lor. Come join us lar. Your Kayabusa should be fast enuff.

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Robbin William's humor is kinda stale liao.

 

I agreed with you chao.

[whisk]

We (as far as i know Bluey and me) is having lunch at 12.15 lor. Come join us lar. Your Kayabusa should be fast enuff.

 

chey

i tot as in really now

lol

 

i dun mind going down lor

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chey

i tot as in really now

lol

 

i dun mind going down lor

 

ok see you there at 12.15

[Guest chaochao]

Dear IT Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

 

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

What can I do?

 

Signed,

Desperate Housewife

 

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

 

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

 

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download

Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

 

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

 

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another

Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

 

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

 

Good Luck,

IT Support

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Dear IT Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

 

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

What can I do?

 

Signed,

Desperate Housewife

 

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

 

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

 

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download

Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

 

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

 

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another

Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

 

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

 

Good Luck,

IT Support

 

WAHAHAHA, i am going to show this to my GF.

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WAHAHAHA, i am going to show this to my GF.

 

haha.. u wanna die early ah

[Guest chaochao]

It took two words! Fight scene in SBS bus.

[ahJap]

It took two words! Fight scene in SBS bus.

 

hey chao whr u staying?u the 1 staying macpherson?

[draught]

Aye i also nothing on this WHOLE month. Now term break fuking at home......

Wah...So POWER ah... Whole month fuking ah....

[whisk]

Wah...So POWER ah... Whole month fuking ah....

 

hahaha.... draught gian gian ah

hahaha

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Wah...So POWER ah... Whole month fuking ah....

 

Bloody hell quote me still change what i said.

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Bloody hell quote me still change what i said.

 

hahaa.. thats the fun part abt forum isnt it?

lol

[draught]

Bloody hell quote me still change what i said.

 

text too long to be copy mah

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c0ck too long to be copy mah

 

LOL i agree i know mine is long. Dun,like that lar i shy ley

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LOL i agree i know mine is long. Dun,like that lar i shy ley

 

hmm... long is how long leh

hahaha

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hmm... long is how long leh

hahaha

 

Ask wayne lor, he said mine too long to be copied.

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

Ask wayne lor, he said mine too long to be copied.

 

long n thin

[Royston46]

long n thin

 

Better than short and stumpy!?!

 

[whisk]

long n thin

 

hmm... pia kia seen b4 ah?

[Angelsown]

hmm... pia kia seen b4 ah?

 

wah didnt know they haf such intimate relationship hehe

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

Better than mine, short and stumpy!?!

 

:giddy:

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

hmm... pia kia seen b4 ah?

 

nv lah, nv see i

[whisk]

nv lah, nv see i

 

u sure bo?

 

dun shy la... we all noe liao

 

juz now arch told us that u and him got 1 leg kicking... hahaha