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Boss, intro one xmm to u.. ai mai?

 

Swee bo??

 

http://i11.tinypic.com/5yldwsm.jpg

 

Don't bluff me lah, you where got so good to me?!?

 

Confirm si Ah Kua?!?

 

:sian:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

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Something for the ALs.. PLs do not drink and drive

 

 

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

 

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

 

Up and down the halls she goes again.

 

Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

 

She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over.

 

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

 

This time, he's stark naked and has an erection!

 

The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no...... not the Breathalyzer again!"

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/eos08/siggy/2006369748298751345_rs.jpg
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Something for the ALs.. PLs do not drink and drive

 

 

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

 

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

 

Up and down the halls she goes again.

 

Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

 

She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over.

 

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

 

This time, he's stark naked and has an erection!

 

The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no...... not the Breathalyzer again!"

 

hahaha.. this is funny... .lol

Posted
Don't bluff me lah, you where got so good to me?!?

 

Confirm si Ah Kua?!?

 

 

Nb.. i so good to u, yet u dont trust me.. :cry:

 

 

But i must say u very li hai.. :clap: Didnt know u so experience sia

 

After...

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Before...

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Posted
These? not this ah? I only post one pic nia eh.. U saw more than one ah? :goodluck: to u

 

7th mth not over yet :D

 

Dont forget the encounter u had at simpang bedok ytd :lol:

 

wat encounter he had?haha see many xmms @ simpang bedok that you didnt see?

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wat encounter he had?haha see many xmms @ simpang bedok that you didnt see?

 

 

U ask him loh what happened loh.. :lol:

 

Early early bright afternoon sun.. then suddenly show me a shock face and say 'oi, dont like this play leh.. now 7th mth leh' when i didnt even touch him..

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/eos08/siggy/2006369748298751345_rs.jpg
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Something for the ALs.. PLs do not drink and drive

 

 

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

 

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

 

Up and down the halls she goes again.

 

Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

 

She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over.

 

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

 

This time, he's stark naked and has an erection!

 

The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no...... not the Breathalyzer again!"

 

:lol: Wahahaha...tis is really funny :thumb:

Posted
Don't bluff me lah, you where got so good to me?!?

 

Confirm si Ah Kua?!?

 

:sian:

 

You siao bo...like that ah kua ah? :sian:

Maybe u still prefer blown up one, looking like a muppet (we all know which one), wearing summon auntie uniform :cheeky:

Posted
U ask him loh what happened loh.. :lol:

 

Early early bright afternoon sun.. then suddenly show me a shock face and say 'oi, dont like this play leh.. now 7th mth leh' when i didnt even touch him..

 

haha... ya la.. u si gui

Posted
You siao bo...like that ah kua ah? :sian:

Maybe u still prefer blown up one, looking like a muppet (we all know which one), wearing summon auntie uniform :cheeky:

 

 

Sorry to disappoint u waynie.. but boss is right..

 

See.. 'Ginger still the old one spicy' , The amount of fart he farted is more than the air we breath..

 

I think the only one he yet to explore is summon aunties, thats why he's soo keen on them :D

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all so free arh....friday morning talk so much **** already..... haha...

 

wat tiuz tonight? Fireworks?

 

 

Of cos free la, today PH leh.. U got work ah? Poor thing..

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Sorry to disappoint u waynie.. but boss is right..

 

See.. 'Ginger still the old one spicy' , The amount of fart he farted is more than the air we breath..

 

I think the only one he yet to explore is summon aunties, thats why he's soo keen on them :D

 

NB!!!

 

See!?! Want to hai wo!?!

 

As if I don't have my own bird bird, want to intro gals with bird bird to me for what?!?

 

:giddy:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

Posted
:lol: Wahahaha...tis is really funny :thumb:

 

But not as funny as the scene from "Click"

 

Father: But when you are born, yours is like the size of the tit tat?!?

 

Son: (Irritated look) Tit tat!?! Let me freshen your breathe then!?

 

Remember?!?

 

:lol:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

Posted

Boss, one more for u.. This one definately :thumb:

 

U confirm will :lovestruck: it...

 

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/irwinblade/dxo7.jpg

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Posted
NB!!!

 

See!?! Want to hai wo!?!

 

As if I don't have my own bird bird, want to intro gals with bird bird to me for what?!?

 

:giddy:

 

 

Cos urs like Tit tat.. :lol:

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Posted

See how communication changes over time between a couple.

 

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 months : Of course I love U.

6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

 

Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.

6 months : BACK!!

6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

 

Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.

6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.

6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

 

Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

6 months : Here, for you.

6 years : PHONE RINGING.

 

Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!

6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?

6 years : AGAIN!!!!

 

Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.

6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

 

New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.

6 months : You bought a new dress again???

6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

 

Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??

6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?

6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

 

TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

6 months : I like this movie.

6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

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Posted
bluey...u really si bei eng leh.... haha....btw, nice pic of king tomato

 

 

Where eng.. now busy thinking later go where lim kopi :p

 

No leh, found that pic in the VFR forum.. heard he looking forward to buy Black VFR without side panniers

 

 

Changi again.. anyone? Lunch at CV!

 

Whisk? Ai mai?

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Posted

Ice cream to cool u down during hot weather

 

 

http://i18.tinypic.com/484ehxk.jpg

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Posted
Where eng.. now busy thinking later go where lim kopi :p

 

No leh, found that pic in the VFR forum.. heard he looking forward to buy Black VFR without side panniers

 

 

Changi again.. anyone? Lunch at CV!

 

Whisk? Ai mai?

 

wah. changi again... come down tanjong pagar la. nearer :cheeky:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/corinneie/attitude1.jpg

 

What the world really needs is more love and alot less paperwork

Posted

Confirmed List For Sepang 2007 :thumb:

 

A) Monday

 

1. Manzz

2. Sfazruzs & Mfifo

3. Allan & Kiki

4. UnIoNbIkEz & EllY

5. Whisk

6. Royston

7. Anton

 

B) Sunday

 

1. draught & draughtress

2. Nitekidz

3. Andrew and KW

4. B&C

5. ChaoChao

6. Arch & Jess

7. 0re0 & Muffin

8. Spyker

9. ArSenZ

 

Current Headcount: 24

 

This in yellow, I have already booked a slot for you for the MotoGP package (RM100).

 

Those in blue have preferred not to participate.

 

More details will be revealed on ESR's 2nd Anniversary which will be held on 8th September! Watch out for further details! :smile:

_________________________________________________________________

 

2. Sfazruzs & Mfifo

manz,she'll be joining, its just that, I'll buy her tix (student tix)..When riding up to KL, I'll be riding up without pillion as I'll be fetching/meeting her in KL, she'll then join us.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

 

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Propaganda outweighs journalism, prejudice defeats dialogue

Posted
Something for the ALs.. PLs do not drink and drive

 

 

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

 

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

 

Up and down the halls she goes again.

 

Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"

 

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him.

 

He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

 

She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over.

 

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

 

This time, he's stark naked and has an erection!

 

The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no...... not the Breathalyzer again!"

 

:lol: :faint:

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Boss, one more for u.. This one definately :thumb:

 

U confirm will :lovestruck: it...

 

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/irwinblade/dxo7.jpg

 

:puke: :puke:

tis wan realli made mi full.

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