Esr (2005-2007)

[fabian]

  Bluesky said:

Whisper chiong MJ? OMG.. the world is really ending soon

 

 

 

With a gambler gf, what can you expect??

[Bluesky]

  chaochao said:

and name it what? "Eastacius S Ridiculis"?

 

 

I dunno where u got that name from.. but that sounds pretty chimalogy~

[Bluesky]

One joke that nv failed to amuse me everytime i read it..

 

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

 

The genie said, "Ok... You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

 

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

 

The genie laughed and said, "That’s impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No! think of another wish."

 

The man tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say ‘nothing’... know how to make them truly happy...."

 

The genie responded immediately without any hesitation, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

 

[0re0]

  fabian said:

With a gambler gf, what can you expect??

 

wah... what gambler gf? :box:

 

this is not called gambling... It stimulates your mind and keeps u from getting dementia hor. hrump...

[Royston46]

  0re0 said:

wah... what gambler gf? :box:

 

this is not called gambling... It stimulates your mind and keeps u from getting dementia hor. hrump...

 

Hahaha! So I expect to see your brain still razor sharp at 80 hor?

 

Then you will pian all the ki na of their lunch money...

 

[Devilsown]

  Royston46 said:

Hahaha! So I expect to see your brain still razor sharp at 80 hor?

 

Then you will pian all the ki na of their lunch money...

 

 

no wonder....... nightkidz and u keep winning our money....

 

however u can proof it to us by losing abit to us....

 

[0re0]

  Royston46 said:

Hahaha! So I expect to see your brain still razor sharp at 80 hor?

 

Then you will pian all the ki na of their lunch money...

 

 

aye. ya la. otherwise how i survive? :P

[Bluesky]

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

 

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

 

He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

 

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

 

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

 

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

 

"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

 

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

[Royston46]

  Devilsown said:

no wonder....... nightkidz and u keep winning our money....

 

however u can proof it to us by losing abit to us....

 

 

Cannot! I do enjoy taking your lunch money and buy other mei meis lunch!

 

Kekeke!

[Royston46]

  Bluesky said:

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

 

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

 

He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

 

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

 

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

 

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

 

"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

 

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

 

*Evil grin*

 

I shall arrange for a great sperm whale to give you the greatest BUKAKKE of your life then!

 

[Devilsown]

  Royston46 said:

Cannot! I do enjoy taking your lunch money and buy other mei meis lunch!

 

Kekeke!

 

okay lor... lets set a date for u to take my lunch money.... hee hee....

[Angelsown]

  Devilsown said:

okay lor... lets set a date for u to take my lunch money.... hee hee....

 

count me in!hehe it's pay day today whoot

[0re0]

  Royston46 said:

Cannot! I do enjoy taking your lunch money and buy other mei meis lunch!

 

Kekeke!

 

so when u buying me lunch hmmmm? :cheeky:

[whisk]

  Angelsown said:

count me in!hehe it's pay day today whoot

 

share some with me leh

haha

[Angelsown]

  0re0 said:

so when u buying me lunch hmmmm? :cheeky:

 

so you are one of his XMMs?

[Angelsown]

  whisk said:

share some with me leh

haha

 

one week only how to share?share with u then left peanuts only...actually one week already peanuts liao...later left shells only

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

  Angelsown said:

so you are one of his XMMs?

 

but the problem is, 'can she be categorised as XMM'

[0re0]

  Angelsown said:

so you are one of his XMMs?

 

NO!!!! now i know what is XMMs... keep thinking what the was XMMs...

[Angelsown]

  ZzGaNgStErzZ said:

but the problem is, 'can she be categorised as XMM'

 

haha why cannot leh...royston like can already hehe

[Angelsown]

  0re0 said:

NO!!!! now i know what is XMMs... keep thinking what the was XMMs...

 

XM reminds me of X'MAS..3 mths away

[0re0]

  Angelsown said:

XM reminds me of X'MAS..3 mths away

 

chrismas ma...why so sad? befor u know it, it'll be new year already loh...

[Devilsown]

  Angelsown said:

XM reminds me of X'MAS..3 mths away

 

 

All i want for Christmas is U.........&

 

1 Pair of OEM Side panniers

4 Lazer Exhaust

2 Arai 07 Model

1 Dainese Jacket

1 Harley 1200 Sportster

 

 

hee hee.......

 

 

Time to start dreaming liao

 

just joking...... later ear long long again...

[0re0]

  ZzGaNgStErzZ said:

but the problem is, 'can she be categorised as XMM'

 

even though i'm not his xmm, i'm not that old YET lor ... ...

:weep:

[Angelsown]

  0re0 said:

chrismas ma...why so sad? befor u know it, it'll be new year already loh...

 

cuz 3 mths a bit far away and if it's new year i will be very sad cuz January is the start of peak period for my job

[Angelsown]

  Devilsown said:

All i want for Christmas is U.........&

 

1 Pair of OEM Side panniers

4 Lazer Exhaust

2 Arai 07 Model

1 Dainese Jacket

1 Harley 1200 Sportster

 

 

hee hee.......

 

 

Time to start dreaming liao

 

just joking...... later ear long long again...

 

All i want for Xmas is you....&

 

tiffany & Co diamond ring

one Coach Handbag

One pair of Salvatore Ferragamo heels

One Frank Muller watch

eehhh i tink that's abt all la...not too much rite?Thanks ar