Esr (2005-2007)

[chiaki]

Originally posted by chaochao@May 31 2006, 02:53 PM

ask the GP give you a shot and within 2 hrs you'll be good as a new hamster.

yeah man~ let the GP stab him in the arse with a BIG one.... confirm he'll either recover before the shot (scared until auto-recover liao) or recover after the shot (coz medication take effect liao)~~~

 

 

go for it, rico~!~!~!

 

 

[Bluesky]

Originally posted by chaochao@May 31 2006, 02:53 PM

HUH? you mean you still working ah... bro, better go home and sleep it off.

or ask the GP give you a shot and within 2 hrs you'll be good as a new hamster.

But you must give good reason, c'oz doc usually dun use those shot. Maybe say something like "I gotta go back to work as there are urgent stuff to be done. I will not get paid if I missed it." (then show your hamster sick & pitiful face)

heheee a shot! yeah yeah!! Shoot rico in the butt!! Inject it deep!!

 

Shot in Butt!!! Shot in butt!! Shot in Butt!!

 

 

:lol:

[Guest chaochao]

Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 31 2006, 02:43 PM

Nowadays the appointments getting more and more chim...

 

Last time salesman, now sales engineer...

 

Last time boop boop kuay, now call sex workers...

 

What other examples sia?

 

Job of salesman is slightly different from sales engineer... put it simply, salesman concerns abt building relationship with clients and bringing revenue. Sales Engineer concerns abt development of sales, how to clock sales figures and translate into future goals. ... but if e company use wrong term for the same job, then something sala with the job architecture liao.

 

(can only say for sales job... for the "girl entertainer" please ask the OGT @ geylang )

[Bluesky]

Originally posted by chaochao@May 31 2006, 03:03 PM

He is one of the guys identified as "bird killer"... so wad'da 'ya expect?

 

You are one (in)famous hamster... One person wanna throw you in dustbin or flush you into WC... the other wanna put you to sleep in SPCA...

the kinder ones will put you at one corner of the cinema with only a pack of popcorns...

 

But you are cute hamster leh... how come like tat..

Nono... Me aint Bird Killer..

 

Me Rico kuku killeR!!

[spyker]

morning ESR!!! hahaha good day!!

[royong]

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

 

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

 

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

 

They moused.

 

They faxed.

 

They e-mailed.

 

They e-mailed with attachments.

 

They downloaded.

 

They did spreadsheets! .

 

They wrote reports.

 

They created labels and cards.

 

They created charts and graphs.

 

They did some genealogy reports

 

They did every job known to man.

 

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

 

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

 

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

 

"It's gone! It's all GONE!

 

"I lost everything when the power went out!"

 

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

 

Satan observed this and became irate.

 

"Wait!" he screamed.

 

"That's not fair! He cheated!

 

How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

 

God just shrugged and said,

 

"JESUS SAVES!"

[royong]

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new way of advertising

[Guest Chilli01]

Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 31 2006, 02:36 PM

Oh I see...

 

You like fast games one har, unlike me like slow games one...

 

 

Wau! Why so gian ang pao? You want give you lah, with last week's Toto ticket inside...

 

LOL....dun wan! i wan ang pao wif cold, hard cash inside....yue duo yue hao...

 

hahaha........la la la

[Royston46]

Originally posted by Bluesky@May 31 2006, 03:15 PM

heheee a shot! yeah yeah!! Shoot rico in the butt!! Inject it deep!!

 

Shot in Butt!!! Shot in butt!! Shot in Butt!!

 

 

:lol:

Yeah! Yeah!

 

Give him a "ba jiam" in the ass!

 

Shiok shiok arr!!!

 

[Royston46]

Originally posted by Chilli01@May 31 2006, 03:27 PM

LOL....dun wan! i wan ang pao wif cold, hard cash inside....yue duo yue hao...

 

hahaha........la la la

So S11 face one!

 

[Manzz]

Originally posted by royong@May 31 2006, 03:21 PM

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

 

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

 

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

 

They moused.

 

They faxed.

 

They e-mailed.

 

They e-mailed with attachments.

 

They downloaded.

 

They did spreadsheets! .

 

They wrote reports.

 

They created labels and cards.

 

They created charts and graphs.

 

They did some genealogy reports

 

They did every job known to man.

 

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

 

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

 

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

 

"It's gone! It's all GONE!

 

"I lost everything when the power went out!"

 

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

 

Satan observed this and became irate.

 

"Wait!" he screamed.

 

"That's not fair! He cheated!

 

How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

 

God just shrugged and said,

 

"JESUS SAVES!"

:lol:

[Manzz]

X-MEN III movie outing

http://www.cathay.com.sg/images/2006/comingsoon_33.jpg

Date: 31/5, Wednesday

Location: the "NEW" Cathay

Meeting location: at the box office (selling pop-corns)

ShowTime: 9:55pm

 

Parking:

 

1. Plaza Sing Ctr MSCP. (Free, sheltered, but muz walk a bit)

2. Coupon parking beside New Cathay - entrance is from K-box side, slope up to top. But be aware it has bad road condition. Something like KTM kpt.

Updates:

- Booking Done: 9:55pm slot for Seats L12 to L21 and Seats K12-K18.

- For those who miss the listing... you can still join us by using Internet booking to book seats near us

 

who's going:

1. royster
2. X-manzz
3. carrotZ
4. Spyker
5. ChaoChao
6. Unionbikez
7. Elly
8. bluesky
9. Claire
10. Chiaki
11. ????
12. IceZ
13. Carrie
14. AshBlack
15. Diana
16. Mr.Hat
17. Whisperer

p.s. thanks to Chiaki for the nice BLUE fonts and Magnet for parking tips

 

Meeting for dinner? Mushroom Swiss Heavy at PS Anyone? I'll be there from 830pm later- Manzz

[RidingLow]

Originally posted by CBRoyston46@May 31 2006, 11:23 AM

Wau! Spencer!

 

I will wear armour one loh to protect myself from any accidents one loh!

 

Keke!

 

SH!t do happen de.. sometime armour is not oways available.. haha

CAnt wait.. i can take ang pao oso.. but dan muz gif out 1st b4 can take.. haha..

[chiaki]

Originally posted by Manzz@May 31 2006, 03:47 PM

Meeting for dinner? Mushroom Swiss Heavy at PS Anyone? I'll be there from 830pm later- Manzz

i wanna makan nasi padang................................

[UnIoNbIkEz]

Good pm guys!

waahhh, 2 days didnt me MIA coz bz w work n read almost 20pages of post.......

 

So, do we meet early b4 e movie later peepz? time/location?

 

X-Men3

[Guest chaochao]

X-MEN III movie outing

http://www.cathay.com.sg/images/2006/comingsoon_33.jpg

Date: 31/5, Wednesday

Location: the "NEW" Cathay

Meeting location: at the box office (selling pop-corns)

ShowTime: 9:55pm

 

Parking:

 

1. Plaza Sing Ctr MSCP. (Free, sheltered, but muz walk a bit)

2. Coupon parking beside New Cathay - entrance is from K-box side, slope up to top. But be aware it has bad road condition. Something like KTM kpt.

Updates:

- Booking Done: 9:55pm slot for Seats L12 to L21 and Seats K12-K18.

- For those who miss the listing... you can still join us by using Internet booking to book seats near us

- Chiaki / Ash in PS 7pm. Chiaki will be there 7pm.

- Manzz in PS 8:30pm. He'll banzai Mushroom Swiss Heavy. Please call any of them is you like to meet up.

 

who's going:

1. royster
2. X-manzz
3. carrotZ
4. Spyker
5. ChaoChao
6. Unionbikez
7. Elly
8. bluesky
9. Claire
10. Chiaki
11. ????
12. IceZ
13. Carrie
14. AshBlack
15. Diana
16. Mr.Hat
17. Whisperer

p.s. thanks to Chiaki for the nice BLUE fonts and Magnet for parking tips

[Huatster888]

Originally posted by RiCo12@May 31 2006, 11:25 AM

anybody wanna take over my ticket for the show tonite? i'm down with fever..

hey rico???im guessing ur warming up ur riconda until u becum feverish liao.....give ur riconda a break man ....its insane 2 break the 1.2m 1..... plz give it up lah.......

[Magnet]

Originally posted by royong@May 31 2006, 03:21 PM

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

 

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

 

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

 

They moused.

 

They faxed.

 

They e-mailed.

 

They e-mailed with attachments.

 

They downloaded.

 

They did spreadsheets! .

 

They wrote reports.

 

They created labels and cards.

 

They created charts and graphs.

 

They did some genealogy reports

 

They did every job known to man.

 

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

 

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

 

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

 

"It's gone! It's all GONE!

 

"I lost everything when the power went out!"

 

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

 

Satan observed this and became irate.

 

"Wait!" he screamed.

 

"That's not fair! He cheated!

 

How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

 

God just shrugged and said,

 

"JESUS SAVES!"

[Magnet]

Originally posted by Manzz@May 31 2006, 03:47 PM

2. X-manzz

[Magnet]

Originally posted by RidingLow@May 31 2006, 03:48 PM

SH!t do happen de.. sometime armour is not oways available.. haha

CAnt wait.. i can take ang pao oso.. but dan muz gif out 1st b4 can take.. haha..

Ask him to give out ang bao first la...

[cArRotZ]

backie from fetching mummy back from shopping den drop by see ah ma.

 

it's a nice off day spent. i just love my mummy..

 

and of coz, hands come, money take! hahahah!!!!!

 

woo~ going to meet spyker at bikewerks den going down ah boy liao. see u all for the movie later! chiaki, wanna go eat the famous one at North Birdge Road? manzzz was saying that dae.

 

i wanan eat the briani. hmm should be going down bah. allan meeting us later at bikewerks?

 

chiaki, if u wanan go, can give me a sms. yupz! ciao``

[chiaki]

Originally posted by cArRotZ@May 31 2006, 04:58 PM

woo~ going to meet spyker at bikewerks den going down ah boy liao. see u all for the movie later! chiaki, wanna go eat the famous one at North Birdge Road? manzzz was saying that dae.

 

i wanan eat the briani. hmm should be going down bah. allan meeting us later at bikewerks?

 

chiaki, if u wanan go, can give me a sms. yupz! ciao``

goin to LAB...?? i wanna buy the rack for sparky's box leh~~~

 

 

u ji dan.... i dun have ur number~ sms ge pi....

[Huatster888]

whos home got make bar chang 1??any1 dun like 2 eat n can spare me plz..........

mmmm........im craving 4 bar zhang!!!

[RiCo12]

Originally posted by chaochao@May 31 2006, 02:53 PM

HUH? you mean you still working ah... bro, better go home and sleep it off.

or ask the GP give you a shot and within 2 hrs you'll be good as a new hamster.

But you must give good reason, c'oz doc usually dun use those shot. Maybe say something like "I gotta go back to work as there are urgent stuff to be done. I will not get paid if I missed it." (then show your hamster sick & pitiful face)

erm... wats GP? anyway i juz rch home after seeing a doc... kanna chop 50 bucks.... %@%%^!

[chiaki]

Originally posted by RiCo12@May 31 2006, 05:17 PM

erm... wats GP? anyway i juz rch home after seeing a doc... kanna chop 50 bucks.... %@%%^!

heng the doc only chop ur wallet.... if he chop other thing then u confirm liaoz~~~