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Originally posted by ]Roger{@May 10 2006, 08:03 AM

ELEH sure anot

i thought all this time you are leh

 

:D :D :D

wah seh.. si kia... come in oni shoot ppl liao... hahaha...

Posted
Originally posted by Chow Yun Fatt@May 10 2006, 09:28 AM

Uncle Chow Getting Old...Go too fast will kena Cardiac Arrest...Travel too Far will Kena Back Ache...Travel too Far & too Slow will Promote Impotency cos bike very hot & Balls will be Cooked by then...:faint:

eh... haha... nvm la... we buy u balls protector... hahah.. =p

 

eh.. good luck for ur inspection later ya.. =)

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Fa ge,

apologies, didn't know that you bring ur wife. hope she never nag at you for drinking too much.

Posted
Originally posted by ]Roger{@May 10 2006, 08:03 AM

ELEH sure anot

i thought all this time you are leh

 

:D :D :D

oei boi.. at home too bored liao ah..nothing to do hah

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Goooo WeSt... Life is peaceful there...

 

quiet and peaceful wsr...

Posted
Originally posted by quizesilver@May 10 2006, 12:12 PM

Fa ge,

apologies, didn't know that you bring ur wife. hope she never nag at you for drinking too much.

Apology for simi?...She knows I Jiu Kui for many years liao...hahaha...:bounce:

Its not how you pick your nose...Its where you flick the BOOGER!!!

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Originally posted by whisk@May 10 2006, 10:04 AM

eh... haha... nvm la... we buy u balls protector... hahah.. =p

 

eh.. good luck for ur inspection later ya.. =)

Vicom Inspection for IU

 

*Note: This conversation is based on a true life event during my inspection at Bukit Batok VICOM.

 

Upon my arrival at Bukit Batok Vicom, a man in his Thirties wearing a Vicom uniform approached me.

 

Inspector: "UNCLE! Coming to check ERP har!?"

 

Chow: *NBCB call me UNCLE...NOD NOD*

 

Inspector: "UNCLE! Park your bike over there beside the table!"

 

Chow: *Diam Diam...Push the bike over*

 

Inspector: "OK UNCLE!...You have the letter?"

 

Chow: *NBCB...Call me Uncle 1 more time I sure kick his BALLS!*

 

Inspector: *Comes out from the office after checking the letter. Check Check Here & There* "Aiya Uncle!...no problem leh...this case is closed!"

 

Chow: *Lucky he say CLOSED or I sure Kick his balls...Knn...*

 

The whole process toke less than 3 mins...knn waste my time...

 

The worst thing was the place was empty so most of the workers were free, they came over to see my bike. Its not that I'm not proud of my Bike, but I got no FRONT NUMBER PLATE LAR...I was getting worried they would spot it...so I made some lousy excuse that I must go some where else...Wah Lan eh...Phew!

 

THE END

Its not how you pick your nose...Its where you flick the BOOGER!!!

Posted
Originally posted by luvpuzzle@May 10 2006, 12:24 PM

EIGHT BELOW??

stil screening ah???

but i watched le.. :D :D

wah hao lian liao la...

 

eh... see the dogs u never cry ah?

haha

Posted
Originally posted by Chow Yun Fatt@May 10 2006, 09:12 AM

MAKAN!!!...MAKAN!!!...MAKAN!!!...:hungry:

 

Forgot to ask Specs for a Treat Yesterday...Wasted!!!...hahah

 

Specs: Actually when you are there, you should geta 2nd hand GTR...very cheap over there & loads of fun...you got Car License rite?...

yup got class 3.. Actually i already got car there.. just want to buy a bike oso..

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Originally posted by marvypower@May 10 2006, 04:41 PM

hahahaha

Unlce, u damn heng sia...

Yah Manz...He see me uncle uncle so didn't really bother much...:thumb:

Its not how you pick your nose...Its where you flick the BOOGER!!!

Posted
Originally posted by Chow Yun Fatt@May 10 2006, 04:34 PM

Vicom Inspection for IU

 

*Note: This conversation is based on a true life event during my inspection at Bukit Batok VICOM.

 

Upon my arrival at Bukit Batok Vicom, a man in his Thirties wearing a Vicom uniform approached me.

 

Inspector: "UNCLE! Coming to check ERP har!?"

 

Chow: *NBCB call me UNCLE...NOD NOD*

 

Inspector: "UNCLE! Park your bike over there beside the table!"

 

Chow: *Diam Diam...Push the bike over*

 

Inspector: "OK UNCLE!...You have the letter?"

 

Chow: *NBCB...Call me Uncle 1 more time I sure kick his BALLS!*

 

Inspector: *Comes out from the office after checking the letter. Check Check Here & There* "Aiya Uncle!...no problem leh...this case is closed!"

 

Chow: *Lucky he say CLOSED or I sure Kick his balls...Knn...*

 

The whole process toke less than 3 mins...knn waste my time...

 

The worst thing was the place was empty so most of the workers were free, they came over to see my bike. Its not that I'm not proud of my Bike, but I got no FRONT NUMBER PLATE LAR...I was getting worried they would spot it...so I made some lousy excuse that I must go some where else...Wah Lan eh...Phew!

 

THE END

wah seh.. heng sia u... hahaha

normally those checking IU very slack 1 la... will tok cok with u 1

hahaha

Posted
Originally posted by luvpuzzle@May 10 2006, 12:24 PM

EIGHT BELOW??

stil screening ah???

but i watched le.. :D :D

eh... didnt noe u got a fetish for royston.. hahahaha

Posted
Originally posted by Chow Yun Fatt@May 10 2006, 04:51 PM

Yah Manz...He see me uncle uncle so didn't really bother much...:thumb:

Maybe he is more interested in checking out our bike than to check your erp unit.. hehe

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Originally posted by Specs@May 10 2006, 01:02 AM

still remember the time when he saw us at jalan besar and followed us all the way to yishun dam and parked beside us on a saturday night.. farking bo liao guy.. but now i know of one even more bo liao guy.. haha

how can anyone forget?? :giddy:

Posted
Originally posted by Chow Yun Fatt@May 10 2006, 04:51 PM

Yah Manz...He see me uncle uncle so didn't really bother much...:thumb:

haha.. dun think so la...

think he sees that ure Uncle Chow Yun Fatt thats y.. hehehe

Posted
Originally posted by icex@May 10 2006, 05:09 PM

how can anyone forget?? :giddy:

:lol:

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Originally posted by whisk@May 10 2006, 04:43 PM

wah hao lian liao la...

 

eh... see the dogs u never cry ah?

haha

no la... the dogs quite cute ma.. coz they r FAR AWAY FROM ME!!

but when the 1st dog died i cried lor...

then after dat cried even more

14feb2007 till now -- fz1000s

finally.. i switched to YAMAHA

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