WTS 2011 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring

[cherns]

2018 Jan update: NEW YEAR NEW LOWER PRICE! Fresh tires! Fresh EO/filter! Many awesome! Much exciting!

 

And in case you’re colour blind (which also means you shouldn’t be riding...) this beauty is MUCH ANG ANG! Buy already ang pow sure many many thick thick this CNY!

 

Boring side note as usual - Just slipped on a fresh set of premium Italian rubber (Pirelli Angels) and... man. Guaranteed more titillating than the upcoming FSoG sequel

 

BEAT THE ARF/COE and buy my bike!

 

$19,980 OBO

 

WTS: Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring version, registered 2011, fully loaded with features like keyless ignition, Ducati Traction Control, ABS, carbon fibre front and rear fender, Termignoni carbon fibre pipe (legal), carbon fibre air scoop (beak), Rizoma pump covers, electronic Öhlins suspension, original side panniers, adjustable screen, brand new chain, accident free, never dropped, sheltered carpark, faithfully serviced, all maintenance done by (ex)dealer, fantastic condition, comes with a beautiful number, view to believe. *Phew*

 

 

 

If you’re reading this ad, you’ve probably read the numerous articles about how great it rides and how it was one of the best bikes you could buy in 2010/2011.

 

What you haven’t read is that riding this beast will not only make your spine tingle, it will grow hair on your chest, induce weight loss, do your laundry, buy flowers for your girlfriend and even remember all your significant other’s special dates for you.

 

Did I also mention that the blood pumping sounds from her carbon fibre Termignoni pipes will make even the most uptight of knees weak, or that its 150bhp engine will get you to your new bae’s house faster than she can complete the sentence “my parents aren’t home”?

 

Whether you have a need for speed or new fire between your loins (in case you didn’t know, a bike is quite literally, controlled explosions on two wheels between your legs…), this is the bike for you.

 

Bike is fully paid up, payment in cash only.

1st owner was an expat *yay*, 2nd owner was a Malaysian aeronautical engineer *double yay*, third and current owner is a clown (for putting this bike up for sale).

Mileage: 35,100km

Reg in Jul 2011

Buyer bears transfer fees

 

p.s. this is a real ad and the bike is really for sale

 

p.p.s. If you can’t separate fact from fiction, specs from satire, or take a joke, please consult the nearest comedian for a crash course in comedy/wit 101 and stay away from the comments section on any trending Facebook posts to do with race/religion/ERP/COE/PAP/MRT ETC…

 

p.p.p.s If you made it all the way here, you deserve a medal and must have forgotten about the asking price of the bike is which I’ll spare you the long scroll up by telling you it is $19.9k. View to believe (I still don’t know what that means or how on earth the phrase came to be). I’m contactable at 9 seven 8 seven 8 zero 3 6.

 

Thanks for reading!

Edited January 16, 2018 by cherns

[cherns]

Update: New EO and coolant, clutch and brakes bled this week. Rides like a dream and is more nimble than your teenage crush trying to avoid you along the corridors.

 

No trades (though I might cheat for an RnineT), all offers considered.

[cherns]

2018 Jan update: NEW YEAR NEW LOWER PRICE! Fresh tires! Fresh EO/filter! Many awesome! Much exciting!

 

And in case you’re colour blind (which also means you shouldn’t be riding...) this beauty is MUCH ANG ANG! Buy already ang pow sure many many thick thick this CNY!

 

Boring side note as usual - Just slipped on a fresh set of premium Italian rubber (Pirelli Angels) and... man. Guaranteed more titillating than the upcoming FSoG sequel 👌

 

BEAT THE ARF/COE and buy my bike! 🙏

 

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