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see if u understan tis.

 

A High Class SG businees lady is on board SQ, she got so bored and asked the air hostress (haha) for magazines,

 

BL: "Hi, do u happened to have "Vo-gue" magazine.

AH: "Sorry mdm its "Vogue" magazine.

 

Angrily she said,

 

BL: "Hey, i'm a business lady dont correct my "ton-gue".

AH: "Sorry mdm its tongue"

 

She got so work-up and she said,

 

BL: "I dont wish to "argue" with u.

AH: "Sorry mdm its "ar-gue".

 

its abt pro-nun-cia-tion and sy-lla-bus

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Originally posted by loyld@Mar 25 2006, 04:00 AM

see if u understan tis.

 

A High Class SG businees lady is on board SQ, she got so bored and asked the air hostress (haha) for magazines,

 

BL: "Hi, do u happened to have "Vo/gue" magazine.

AH: "Sorry mdm its "Vogue" magazine.

 

Angryly she said'

 

BL: "Hey, i'm a business lady dont correct my "to/gue".

AH: "Sorry mdm its togue"

 

She got so work-up and she said,

 

BL: "I dont wish to "argue" with u.

AH: "Sorry mdm its "ar/gue".

this one i dont get it leh :confused:

Sep 2001 - Jan 2003 WR200

Jan 2003 - Feb 2005 S4 spec 1

Feb 2005 - Apr 2006 FZ6

Apr 2006 - May 2006 Vios & FZ6

May2006 - Jan 2007 Vios

Jan 2007 - ???????? Vios & S4 spec 1

 

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we continue tomor, very tired nw. going to bed. nitez :sleep:

Sep 2001 - Jan 2003 WR200

Jan 2003 - Feb 2005 S4 spec 1

Feb 2005 - Apr 2006 FZ6

Apr 2006 - May 2006 Vios & FZ6

May2006 - Jan 2007 Vios

Jan 2007 - ???????? Vios & S4 spec 1

 

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A couple has a twin named John and Chris. When Breast feeding time John always get jealous tat Chris always got the biggest size. So 1 fine night while the mum is asleep, John decided to poison the biggest size breast of his mum's hoping tat Chris will get poison the next morning.

 

Surprisingly the next morning Chris is ok, but some1 else is dead, now guess who is dead?

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Originally posted by loyld@Mar 25 2006, 04:07 AM

A couple has a twin named John and Chris. When Breast feeding time John always get jealous tat Chris always got the biggest size. So 1 fine night while the mum is asleep, John decided to poison the biggest size breast of his mum's hoping tat Chris will get poison the next morning.

 

Surprisingly the next morning Chris is ok, but some1 else is dead, now guess who is dead?

I know... the father...

Posted
Originally posted by mokamoka@Mar 25 2006, 08:36 AM

I know... the father...

i think u're right leh :smile:

Sep 2001 - Jan 2003 WR200

Jan 2003 - Feb 2005 S4 spec 1

Feb 2005 - Apr 2006 FZ6

Apr 2006 - May 2006 Vios & FZ6

May2006 - Jan 2007 Vios

Jan 2007 - ???????? Vios & S4 spec 1

 

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Posted
Originally posted by loyld@Mar 25 2006, 03:05 AM

darkside got Germans invation  :cheeky:

Loyld , you joker !! ...... so many jokes .... Haha

 

The German site , i like their site layout. Maybe the Dark Side can have a 'Links' page and then put up links to Fazer sites and sites relevant to Fazer there.

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Posted
Originally posted by orangefazer@Mar 25 2006, 09:03 AM

Loyld , you joker !! ...... so many jokes .... Haha

 

The German site , i like their site layout. Maybe the Dark Side can have a 'Links' page and then put up links to Fazer sites and sites relevant to Fazer there.

:thumb: but can we understand their language... :confused:

Posted
Originally posted by orangefazer@Mar 25 2006, 09:03 AM

Loyld , you joker !! ...... so many jokes .... Haha

 

The German site , i like their site layout. Maybe the Dark Side can have a 'Links' page and then put up links to Fazer sites and sites relevant to Fazer there.

tks bro, more jokes to come :cheeky:

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Posted
Originally posted by rAjOaNa@Mar 25 2006, 03:27 AM

1st outting...well...nice meeting u all....i hope i dun always become the sweeper...n chasing tailight...

 

nice meeting all of u guys. will join u all when ever i m free.

Next time, i will do the sweeping. :smile:

Guess which word had this meaning.

 

1. Any code or set of principles containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, esp. an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.

 

2. A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.

 

3. A set of principles establishing different provisions for one group than another; also, specifically, allowing men more sexual freedom than women.

Posted
Originally posted by loyld@Mar 25 2006, 03:36 AM

Am I Class 2 liao?

:cheer: teepee next in a week time :cheer:

Guess which word had this meaning.

 

1. Any code or set of principles containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, esp. an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.

 

2. A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.

 

3. A set of principles establishing different provisions for one group than another; also, specifically, allowing men more sexual freedom than women.

Posted
Originally posted by loyld@Mar 25 2006, 04:07 AM

A couple has a twin named John and Chris. When Breast feeding time John always get jealous tat Chris always got the biggest size. So 1 fine night while the mum is asleep, John decided to poison the biggest size breast of his mum's hoping tat Chris will get poison the next morning.

 

Surprisingly the next morning Chris is ok, but some1 else is dead, now guess who is dead?

The mother.

Guess which word had this meaning.

 

1. Any code or set of principles containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, esp. an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.

 

2. A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.

 

3. A set of principles establishing different provisions for one group than another; also, specifically, allowing men more sexual freedom than women.

Posted
Originally posted by mokamoka@Mar 25 2006, 11:09 AM

you also father leh.. hehe... dun suck too much...

That one no issue, he do outsource.

Guess which word had this meaning.

 

1. Any code or set of principles containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, esp. an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.

 

2. A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.

 

3. A set of principles establishing different provisions for one group than another; also, specifically, allowing men more sexual freedom than women.

Posted
Originally posted by loyld@Mar 25 2006, 11:17 AM

so still no english teacher can get the Business Lady joke? :cheeky:

All are still sleeping.

Guess which word had this meaning.

 

1. Any code or set of principles containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, esp. an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.

 

2. A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.

 

3. A set of principles establishing different provisions for one group than another; also, specifically, allowing men more sexual freedom than women.

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