TP (Temasek Polytechnic)

[Hendra87]

...........................y?

 

coz i saw him la, nice bike.

 

anyone riding rvf? if letting go as coi let me know.

 

I got someone selling but not coi.

[house]

hey. so whos ah hong? lol. name? or where did i saw u or talked to u b4?

[FOXY]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

 

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

 

 

 

SHOPPING MATH

 

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

 

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

 

 

HAPPINESS

 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

 

 

LONGEVITY

 

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

 

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

 

 

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

 

 

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT

[FOXY]

Nine words women use...

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K U!

 

9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

[fyn]

she's with me ar. haha.

 

 

hello watch what ure sayin.

what?!

[Shinsou]

wow fyn is with hendra aka TP street racing king?

[sanseiu]

... lol

[fyn]

i am not. wtf.

[Shinsou]

ooooo the TP street racing queen is here..

[fyn]

hur hur hur.

[Shinsou]

aiyo jk la lol..

 

no offence fyn..

[sanseiu]

hur hur hur.

 

i see your previous post. you go up to 155km/hr. i so far only try up to 130 leh.

 

owned.

 

lol.

 

no choice. im safety. LOL.

[FOXY]

happy birthday yun2309

 

this year 19 liao hope u get your 2a licence

 

can go learn 2a liao

[RESPECT]

lol. yun's birthday?

happy birthday biker boy!

hope you pass your 2a and get a good and reliable RVF/RR

[Hendra87]

hur hur hur.

 

lol, fyn jie. All of us here all not serious 1. Dun worry. All play2 one.

[Hendra87]

wow fyn is with hendra aka TP street racing king?

 

Wad me TP street racing king. Im no racer la. See my siggy. haha. Havent even test top speed. only fastest clock at 170km/h.

[sanseiu]

lol only 170.

[Hendra87]

bored sia. Tp thread wanaa go outing?

[RESPECT]

bored sia. Tp thread wanaa go outing?

 

im up with anything.

[sanseiu]

tell u liao. sch reopen then make.

[FOXY]

Wad me TP street racing king. Im no racer la. See my siggy. haha. Havent even test top speed. only fastest clock at 170km/h.

 

 

wow 170

 

i think i nv go up to 170 in singapore road b4

 

thats really fast u know

 

nope can see u do that again

 

cheers

[RESPECT]

hope to ride with you at that speed

haha. kidding

[Hendra87]

tell u liao. sch reopen then make.

 

yea lor. maybe we can have a makan session in sch. haha.

 

wow 170

 

i think i nv go up to 170 in singapore road b4

 

thats really fast u know

 

nope can see u do that again

 

cheers

 

for 2b ok la. I've heardof pple riding 195 plus b4 on a 2b sportsbike that's y that time i wana try. But since that's my first time, i constantly check ard sia. Sometimes slow down then check back to see go TP or not. haha.

 

hope to ride with you at that speed

haha. kidding

 

Lol, can la. 1 day if im stress again. From sle-tpe can.

[fyn]

i see your previous post. you go up to 155km/hr. i so far only try up to 130 leh.

 

owned.

 

lol.

 

no choice. im safety. LOL.

 

 

haha t'was previously. i jst went up to 175. lol.

cheap thrill.

[fyn]

aiyo jk la lol..

 

no offence fyn..