NUS (National University of Singapore)

[AsHaRiE]

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?

A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around

[AsHaRiE]

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

[AsHaRiE]

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

 

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask

him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???

 

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

 

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

[AsHaRiE]

hey.. just wanna ask you guys sum advice..

 

wad do u guys do when u really cannot tahan falling asleep in lecture?

i.e. those 1pm lecture after heavy lunch..

[Singaporean]

Q. What is green and says "Hey I am a frog."?

 

A. A talking frog

 

 

 

wahahah..i m so funny

[xianyu87]

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

 

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask

him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???

 

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

 

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

 

oh man is this a story or a bio of someone... sad though.. anyway asharie, are u the malay guy who rides a s4 spec s tat talked to me on at the booth yest? wah.. nice s4 btw..

[xianyu87]

btw, is there another sp rider here? i mean i saw a fs plate sp, the white and gold/yellow paintwork? is there is there is there? lol

[hongwei09]

a fs sp with white base and yellow wings?

 

sounds like kitty's old bike!

 

xian yu i think there are a few sp bikers around...

 

(there's one lady-white base w red wings...bugs bunny seat...tinted visor...3 number on her plate..she's in arts..)

[C.S]

SP riders

go SP find

alot of them

[hongwei09]

oh man is this a story or a bio of someone... sad though.. anyway asharie, are u the malay guy who rides a s4 spec s tat talked to me on at the booth yest? wah.. nice s4 btw..

 

yes xianyu...its him...version s s4...u noe wats even better? his max speed is 80km/h

[hongwei09]

SP riders

go SP find

alot of them

 

CS we are missing your presence

[hongwei09]

FRESHMEN...welcome to NUS...and NUSriders...see you for the O-ride and many other future rides

[hongwei09]

SP riders

go SP find

alot of them

 

cs i miss u man!!!!

we miss you!!!!

 

this is from hongwei...

 

any tiuz, cs?

[C.S]

wa sey

NUS got riders wan mey?

i tot undergrads all beri atas, and drive or take cab

where got so row krass, ride bike wan?

[Pplater]

wa sey

NUS got riders wan mey?

i tot undergrads all beri atas, and drive or take cab

where got so row krass, ride bike wan?

 

u never see atas people ride bike before meh? nowadays atas not enough, must have seh then can

[xianyu87]

wah lao.. so defensive.. ask me go sp thread find sp riders, juz wan know ma.. arts? hmm.. nvr been there.. lol.. will keep a look out though.. btw why his s4 top speed 80? personal limit huh?

 

oh ya why nus like so little riders? like dun see alot of bikes in sp.. hmm maybe i'm wrong, maybe when school starts wan to park also no space.. lol

[Pplater]

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

 

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask

him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???

 

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

 

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

 

u know... Having read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" makes this much understandable and "normal" from both gender's prespectives.

[hongwei09]

xianyu...dun be scared by them..they tok likdat one..kopitiam style..

 

thats how we tok also..one big family..

 

dun scared of them..

 

anyway, cs is our hall of flame tok **** king...

[hongwei09]

anyway..cs was saying...

 

SP riders, go Singapore Poly find...

 

not go sp thread find....

[xianyu87]

er... thats a little lame.. i was refering to nsr sp not singapore poly sp.. lol..

damn.. exam's coming and i'm still on the thread.. lol.. better go study. byez!

[hongwei09]

xian yu hello! ignore them! they nv ride sp b4 they talk alot. hehe.

last time i ride white + yellow sp, but sold liao. =)

 

 

*kitty here * At matric fair

[xianyu87]

huh so the white yellow fs plate sp urs huh? lol.. the rear rim damn nice.. chrome.. lol!!! btw why his s4 80? really really makes me damn curious abt it.. lol oh and who's kitty.. the white s4 huh.. wah i sound like a newbie here... all ride class2a or duagus one... haiz..

[hongwei09]

yupyup. me riding white s4. hehe.

where got newbie...

i also dono why he ride at 80km..safe riding speed?

i also ride at 80km loh... sg road... ride so fast for what right...

hee.

 

*kittyhere again*

[hongwei09]

SP riders

go SP find

alot of them

 

cs don emo lah

[xianyu87]

wait a min.. who am i talking to right now? hongwei or kitty.. damn confusing.. huh ya la.. 80 safe speed but like very slow sia.. lol so its not his

s4 spoilt or somthing the limit at 80 la... chay scare me.. s4 if top speed 80 very scary sia..