Esr (2005-2007)

[RiCo12]

Originally posted by Chilli01@Jun 17 2006, 05:24 AM

tampines fren! wan me to pillion u?

i also wan~~~

[RiCo12]

Originally posted by cArRotZ@Jun 17 2006, 05:47 AM

eh i got the link. but can't post here. not nice. PM me and i'll tell.

PM me leh~~~

[RiCo12]

hmmm.... all the guys muz be enjoying themselves le ba... i'm still working... duhz...

[Huatster888]

jus back frm work sia....shag......beri shaggggg

[royong]

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed

was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

 

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It

was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope

and read the letter, with trembling hands.

 

 

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I

 

had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

 

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but

 

knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,

tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

 

 

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,

and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream

of having many more children.

 

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people

in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

 

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure

for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

 

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many

grandchildren.

 

Love,

your son,

John

 

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home

[royong]

World Cup Fever

 

It is just before the England v Brasil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brasilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

 

"What's up?" he asks.

 

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

 

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself. You lads go down the pub."

 

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brasilian team go off for a few jars.

 

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads " Brasil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

 

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.

 

"Result from the Stadium 'Brasil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

 

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

 

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

 

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

 

"No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes."

 

Joke only don't take it 2 hard

[IceZ]

haha..royong n his jokes...

 

sianz..still stuckin in the office...liew..our bro n sis muz be enjoying blading in the nice hot summer. sobsob. i suddenly hate my boss.coz nxt mon onwards..gonna wk nite shift frm mon-thurs for 2mth.aka cant meet u guys often aka cant watch WC!

[IceZ]

Originally posted by RiCo12@Jun 17 2006, 12:18 PM

hmmm.... all the guys muz be enjoying themselves le ba... i'm still working... duhz...

lets cry together

[Huatster888]

Originally posted by IceZ@Jun 17 2006, 03:44 PM

lets cry together

wah work stil can post forum u all hor ......hahaah

no need 2 cry lah me also din go .....jus finish playing wif akimi ....then ah-ma(granny ) is hving a hard time putting her 2 koonz ahahah

[IceZ]

AKIMI? Ur daughter huh...haha

wah..u still can play wif ur ah man.well sometimes i also like to disturb my granny too.keke

[Bluesky]

Originally posted by mr hat@Jun 16 2006, 07:14 PM

*tickle myself* HAHAHA...... bery the farnie leh

 

wei. enuff liao hor.... dun make fun of my bike anymore ah.

 

u wun like it when im angry. warn u first!! if u antagonize me, i'm gonna

 

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/red_rider_1979/suzuki_hayabusa_01_1024.jpg

What ya gonna do...? stand guard at my bike..?

 

my bike not so chio and big eh.. dont flatter me

[Bluesky]

Originally posted by cArRotZ@Jun 16 2006, 07:59 PM

hee. just being cheeky !~

 

this kidn activities, the more the merrier~

which kind..? Orgy?

[Bluesky]

Originally posted by RiCo12@Jun 16 2006, 08:20 PM

whine? no~ i'm waiting for the chaiz to come sian me~

then u can carry on waiting till the cows come home..

[Huatster888]

Originally posted by Bluesky@Jun 17 2006, 05:50 PM

then u can carry on waiting till the cows come home..

kelvin i dun tink even the cow wana go near hmm.........mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!( mai arrrrrr!!!!)direct translation

[AshBlack]

LASTEST UPDATE!!!!

(pls dun post with regards in this thread, thks)

 

http://eastsides4.multiply.com/reviews/item/1

[wishman2]

 

my confusion finally over.... and i am glad....

 

see ya guys around...

 

[fish1605198577]

Originally posted by wishman2@Jun 17 2006, 11:03 PM

 

my confusion finally over.... and i am glad....

 

see ya guys around...

 

halo uncle wishman

[mr hat]

Originally posted by wishman2@Jun 17 2006, 11:03 PM

 

my confusion finally over.... and i am glad....

 

see ya guys around...

 

elimination of confusion via confirmation??

 

hurray!!

[mr hat]

Originally posted by Bluesky@Jun 17 2006, 05:49 PM

What ya gonna do...? stand guard at my bike..?

 

my bike not so chio and big eh.. dont flatter me

wah liew.... the Hulk look like he's guarding ur bike meh?

 

lousy interpretation skills

[AshBlack]

Bro Manzz & FIK i found it!!!

 

NASI AYAM GORENG PANYET@CV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nasi Lemak is over-rated!!!!!

 

Just had it with Di!!! :thumb: :thumb:

[wishman2]

Originally posted by AshBlack@Jun 18 2006, 01:01 AM

Bro Manzz & FIK i found it!!!

 

NASI AYAM GORENG PANYET@CV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nasi Lemak is over-rated!!!!!

 

Just had it with Di!!! :thumb: :thumb:

wah go CV neber ....invite me ???

 

[wishman2]

Originally posted by mr hat@Jun 17 2006, 11:53 PM

elimination of confusion via confirmation??

 

hurray!!

hopefully.....

 

[AshBlack]

Originally posted by wishman2@Jun 18 2006, 01:15 AM

wah go CV neber ....invite me ???

 

Wah Bro... i go there just quick makan then go home liao today Family day skate till tired liao man...

 

I thought tonight S4 WC outing, i thought everyone also go?! So i never jio anyone lor, anyway was a slow in fast out situation, makan liao go home...

 

What you doing at home on a Saturday night!!?? you should either be out with *ahem* or with the S4 Family...

[AshBlack]

Originally posted by wishman2@Jun 18 2006, 01:16 AM

hopefully.....

 

Can one lah... I all have faith in you... I saving up for green packet liao (means Work harder!!!)...hahah

 

Take care Bro...

[Mussolini]

heh heh heh... finally 2 weeks of confinement done!! 4 days mc since wednesday, keke. down with fever, running nose, sore throat. my company is DOWN with viral infection. i missed out the range etc etc

 

i went to my graduation this morning with sore throat n running nose. :sian:

 

the chalet 50/50 chance of coming cos i'm booking out on sat afternoon. time still dunno.

 

ashblack, just leave me a msg 96360424 for weekend t-shirt collection.

 

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