[Ride] JB Petrol Outing

[blurger]

will sms u if i gg

[HeE HoR]

LOL u all talk until like i invisible like that....

 

me wanna go very tempting but scared i slow all of u down.. coz after riding with u all b4 i know u all la... although yes will wait for me but paiseh ma...

 

then u buy me lunch lo.....and dinner.........................

 

 

and my Donkee lunch dinner when she hungry, i ride behind u...smell ur smoke.... :thumb:

[Encik Pat]

will sms u if i gg

 

u must show it to ozzar .... next time dont bring u go trip hor ..

 

u will go with us hahahahaha

 

O.... dont tell ozzar hor ,,,, tell him is $amm say one hor

[HeE HoR]

u must show it to ozzar .... next time dont bring u go trip hor ..

 

u will go with us hahahahaha

 

O.... dont tell ozzar hor ,,,, tell him is $amm say one hor

 

:faint: :faint: :faint:

[blurger]

hahaha ltr after class he'll log in see on his own even w/o my telling

[Encik Pat]

hahaha ltr after class he'll log in see on his own even w/o my telling

 

u tell him i type only but $amm say one lor

[blurger]

mi zip zip leave it to him to read haha

[HeE HoR]

mi zip zip leave it to him to read haha

 

Men's rules

 

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are

the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-

 

Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

 

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't

try to change that.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up,

put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of

the tides. Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think

of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle

hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do

not work! Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

 

1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.

See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

 

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of

the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

 

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want

it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just

do it yourself.

 

1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do

we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default

settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin

is also a fruit.

We have no idea what Mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

 

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act

like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not

worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an

answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

fine. Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are

prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

 

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on

the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that,

its like camping.

 

 

 

 

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[larree]

Men's rules

 

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are

the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-

 

Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

 

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't

try to change that.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up,

put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of

the tides. Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think

of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle

hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do

not work! Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

 

1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.

See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

 

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of

the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

 

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want

it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just

do it yourself.

 

1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do

we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default

settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin

is also a fruit.

We have no idea what Mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

 

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act

like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not

worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an

answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

fine. Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are

prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

 

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on

the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that,

its like camping.

 

 

 

 

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han nor han nor... no hint plsss

[blurger]

keeping quiet here is not a hint or wat, coz he can read it very clearly from the post what's gg on isn't it?

[gohkm]

han nor han nor han nor... whats happening here ah?

[diddy the patient]

all go where????

[gohkm]

alll go home koon mah

[Seastorm]

.. home ... zzzzzzzz... tired sia.. and tomorrow need to get up even earlier...

[HeE HoR]

heloo........

[Seastorm]

heloo........

 

Donkee... wanna go link dua now? supper cum fuel trip?

[diddy the patient]

heloo........

 

wassup................

[HeE HoR]

Donkee... wanna go link dua now? supper cum fuel trip?

 

wanna date me ar.....

 

next time mus make appt earlier...........

 

Donkee still have 1/2 tank and tml goin in for the trip and ltr i goin 1st link ltr but not with Donkee....

 

goin scandal with my friend's Dinosaur.....

[HeE HoR]

wassup................

 

 

:dot: :dot: :dot:

[Seastorm]

wanna date me ar.....

 

next time mus make appt earlier...........

 

Donkee still have 1/2 tank and tml goin in for the trip and ltr i goin 1st link ltr but not with Donkee....

 

goin scandal with my friend's Dinosaur.....

like that call dating u out liao? It's ok, I will probably go later. wanna zzzz for a while now. Need to ride to ecp tomorrow so need fuel.

[gohkm]

eh.... donkey can so many dates sia....

[Seastorm]

How come i ask ppl if they want to refuel then become a date liao? ... then all the boy boy ask each other not call dating meh?

[gohkm]

han nor han nor han nor ..

 

$amm ah, Seastorm wanna date your donkey...

[ozzarhomb]

Thnks for the info, went in ard 1pm just now, only me and ozzar, come out 3pm, only me and ozzar...

wah today shiok. bike wash until clean clean. can see the shine in my rims.

[Rep-56]

wah today shiok. bike wash until clean clean. can see the shine in my rims.

 

wahh still go polish bike arhhh .... good good ... encik u know already tmr who will treat.