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[7346]

Lol sorry miss shelin

 

Today then see the sms,

was at jab one with my cousin from japan 2 bottles and a chat till 8am

[MS]

Those who receive my SMS, i wan to receive IT BY FRIDAY!

 

Relax... have a joke take a break.

 

Broccoli Casserole

 

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

 

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

 

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

 

 

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

 

 

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

 

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

 

 

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

 

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

 

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

 

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'

 

Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.

 

She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

 

 

 

 

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

;4843187']Good Momoning everyone.

 

GoOd GaNgGaNgLiNg

 

No need Booking

 

three story pub

 

and can smoking

 

got 3 storey ah?

 

Lol sorry miss shelin

 

Today then see the sms,

was at jab one with my cousin from japan 2 bottles and a chat till 8am

 

got open til so late mehz? or u 2 went to the golden color cafe?

 

Relax... have a joke take a break.

 

Broccoli Casserole

 

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

 

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

 

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

 

 

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

 

 

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

 

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

 

 

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

 

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

 

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

 

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'

 

Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.

 

She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

 

 

 

 

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'

 

i knew it

[7346]

got 3 storey ah?

 

lol yesteerday then i know

 

got open til so late mehz? or u 2 went to the golden color cafe?

 

drank till 3pm

 

then when eating at balestiar

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

lol yesteerday then i know

 

3rd storey is storeroom huh? or got basement?

[BlurLing]

gd afternoon! uhm uhm posting from work

 

d, pig miting me 2+pm at my plc wor . she wanna come my plc do. see how you wanna plan it le. rahs.

[7346]

3rd storey is storeroom huh? or got basement?

 

a small ktv room lol

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

gd afternoon! uhm uhm posting from work

 

d, pig miting me 2+pm at my plc wor . she wanna come my plc do. see how you wanna plan it le. rahs.

 

okok.

 

a small ktv room lol

 

machiam private funtion room huh?

[7346]

machiam private funtion room huh?

 

Not really lol

 

many waitress all not ch|o

[Mrace]

Birthday Celebration at Boat Quay Jab 1 for our kawaii Ah B

 

 

Going List:

1) Ah B

2) Ah Blur

3) Ah Dan

4) Ah Mi

5) Ah De

6) Ah Ian (if he is able to drop by he will)

7) Ah Qi (pls go early to get table if u can, since u knw the xmm there.)

8) Ah Cup (after work)

9) Ah Shin (TBC)

 

All are welcome to celebrate the event for our beloved Ah B!

 

PS> Steam Boat cancelled due to not many can make it. Sorry ah B!

 

P.S: AH shin! U got duty bo? , ah min will be giving moral support for the event.. cuz her event bigger..

[Mrace]

Not really lol

 

many waitress all not ch|o

 

can get the room bo?

[7346]

can get the room bo?

 

you J|u Gu| you ask them sure can one what

 

i think u can just str open 4 b ottles when every is sob lol

 

because 1 2 3 is not enuff base on expirences

[Mrace]

you J|u Gu| you ask them sure can one what

 

i think u can just str open 4 b ottles when every is sob lol

 

because 1 2 3 is not enuff base on expirences

 

no ley.. tml i can't drink much..

[BlurLing]

930. so early o.O

[7346]

no ley.. tml i can't drink much..

 

3 4 bottle ok la

[Mrace]

930. so early o.O

 

because we dun knw the ppl there, no 1 to book table. Futhermore it's sat. Later no table? And incase we need to end early, we will start early. Besides that i put the makan as 7pm. Will ppl be late? If late, means eating time start late, end time also late..

 

A lots of concern needa to be consider n factor in my dear..

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

Not really lol

 

many waitress all not ch|o

 

not chio den many no use, its not the quantity, its the quality leiz

 

P.S: AH shin! U got duty bo? , ah min will be giving moral support for the event.. cuz her event bigger..

 

he duty, but after that i think can

 

3 4 bottle ok la

 

bu zhui bu gui

 

because we dun knw the ppl there, no 1 to book table. Futhermore it's sat. Later no table? And incase we need to end early, we will start early. Besides that i put the makan as 7pm. Will ppl be late? If late, means eating time start late, end time also late..

 

A lots of concern needa to be consider n factor in my dear..

 

go there i sian the waitress den know liao loh

[BlurLing]

not chio den many no use, its not the quantity, its the quality leiz

 

 

 

he duty, but after that i think can

 

 

 

bu zhui bu gui

 

 

 

go there i sian the waitress den know liao loh

mei you ni de fen.

[Mrace]

not chio den many no use, its not the quantity, its the quality leiz

 

 

 

he duty, but after that i think can

 

 

 

bu zhui bu gui

 

 

 

go there i sian the waitress den know liao loh

 

then u in charge of getting a table there ah.. since blur said 9.30 too early, i put at 10.30 liao.. then after makan all go hme put bike/car then go down boat quay lor..

[7346]

not chio den many no use, its not the quantity, its the quality leiz

 

Waitress: you first time here ar

7346: yes but definately not my last

Waitress: Why Jab1 more fun ar

7346: because you are here

Waitress: Me

7346: Ya you, *cross finger*

 

go there i sian the waitress den know liao loh

 

lOl i yesterday already be commando

 

 

:thumb:

[ZzGaNgStErzZ]

mei you ni de fen.

 

 

then u in charge of getting a table there ah.. since blur said 9.30 too early, i put at 10.30 liao.. then after makan all go hme put bike/car then go down boat quay lor..

 

ä½*好，我是阿狼, ä½*可以叫我色狼

 

:thumb:

 

den i be reserve

[7346]

den i be reserve

 

can you be the MID FIELDER to

 

Do team play

make the atmosphere

create oppotunities

 

while i be the STRIKER to

 

Finish it up ??

 

You know a team spirt is important, every job is different

 

See my Tiger shot

 

http://www.tsubasaa.oi.com.br/images/Raiju.jpg

[Mrace]

then who is the referee?

[7346]

then who is the referee?

 

the "babe" themself

 

Deh, they have to be the refer to judge

 

and you know what REFER KELONG ONE

 

coz they will be blinded by the honey bunny lovey dovey

[Mrace]

sian... wat u all doing tonight?