Iron Horse!

[Yongster]

YO MAN

YO THE MAN........

[jonse]

i tot lok lok find ah soon

[kOpi_jaC]

What Starts with F and ends with K

 

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Jonse, what's your problem ?'

 

Jonse answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !'

 

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Jonse to the principal's office.

 

While Jonse waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

 

Jonse was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

 

Principal : 'What is 3 x 3 ?'

 

Jonse : '9.'

 

Principal : 'What is6 x 6 ?'

 

Jonse : '36.'

 

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

 

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Jonse can go to the 3rd grade.'

 

Ms. Brooks says to the principal,' Let me ask him some questions.'

 

The principal and Jonse both agreed.

 

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?'

 

Jonse, after a moment: 'Legs..'

 

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?'

 

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question !

 

Jonse replied : 'Pockets.'

 

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a dog do that a man steps into ?'

 

Jonse : 'Pants.'

 

Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?'

 

Jonse :' Coconut.'

 

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

 

Ms. Brooks :' What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Jonse replied, 'Bubble gum.'

 

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?'

 

Jonse : 'Shake hands.'

 

The principal was trembling.

 

Ms. Brooks : 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?'

 

Jonse : 'Fire truck.'

 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,' Put Jonse in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'

 

:bouncefire:

[Ah Fai]

What Starts with F and ends with K

 

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Jonse, what's your problem ?'

 

Jonse answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !'

 

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Jonse to the principal's office.

 

While Jonse waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

 

Jonse was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

 

Principal : 'What is 3 x 3 ?'

 

Jonse : '9.'

 

Principal : 'What is6 x 6 ?'

 

Jonse : '36.'

 

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

 

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Jonse can go to the 3rd grade.'

 

Ms. Brooks says to the principal,' Let me ask him some questions.'

 

The principal and Jonse both agreed.

 

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?'

 

Jonse, after a moment: 'Legs..'

 

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?'

 

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question !

 

Jonse replied : 'Pockets.'

 

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a dog do that a man steps into ?'

 

Jonse : 'Pants.'

 

Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?'

 

Jonse :' Coconut.'

 

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

 

Ms. Brooks :' What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Jonse replied, 'Bubble gum.'

 

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?'

 

Jonse : 'Shake hands.'

 

The principal was trembling.

 

Ms. Brooks : 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?'

 

Jonse : 'Fire truck.'

 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,' Put Jonse in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'

 

:bouncefire:

 

Hail hail for Jonse~!! :cheer:

[Hello.Kitty]

You posting from USA si-boh~

 

Whyy...? ?

 

 

i tot lok lok find ah soon

 

Speaking about him, i saw him yesterday night~

[hanzi24]

No outing from me~ Recall manning week

 

saturday night will call u back meh? manning also can go outing mah...

[PaLmEr]

NoT| ar Fa|, SUNDAY BLAST where ??

 

I got no idea~

 

Kluang Countryside ride!

[Ah Fai]

saturday night will call u back meh? manning also can go outing mah...

 

Too bad I am the CSM~ if I never turn up the whole company can go fly kite liao

[Yongster]

 

 

how u know ah ??

cos can see u harbour evil thoughts on Katong Convent girls mah........

[Ah Fai]

Kluang Countryside ride!

 

Good idea, me emotional support

[retro]

:clap: good good

 

Still working.....

[Ah Fai]

cos can see u harbour evil thoughts on Katong Convent girls mah........

 

KC girls max 16 years - 18 years old nia~ oh wait4me you are the man, be gentle~

[Ah Fai]

Still working.....

 

:clap: good good

[jonse]

Whyy...? ?

 

 

 

 

Speaking about him, i saw him yesterday night~

 

he go where urm urm???

[Ah Fai]

Whyy...? ?

 

 

 

 

Speaking about him, i saw him yesterday night~

 

You saw ah soon~!

[jonse]

kopi.... y u use my name???

keke

wait i divert my call to u

[wait4me]

KC girls max 16 years - 18 years old nia~ oh wait4me you are the man, be gentle~

 

of coz hahahah

[7346]

ToNight Malaysia

[Hello.Kitty]

he go where urm urm???

 

You saw ah soon~!

 

 

Dunno... He was at the opposite traffic light, luckily i did not see him during my lesson if not later i got raff by a r6

[7346]

Kluang Countryside ride!

 

Sunday can near by blast only

 

I and a cup and no know who going to dunga bay Kai Kai

[Yongster]

KC girls max 16 years - 18 years old nia~ oh wait4me you are the man, be gentle~

old cow eat young grass!!!!!

[wait4me]

old cow eat young grass!!!!!

 

young grass not necessary is CLEAN grass hor

[kOpi_jaC]

Speaking about him, i saw him yesterday night~

 

he go where urm urm???

 

ya... tell us where he went um um?

 

[kOpi_jaC]

Dunno... He was at the opposite traffic light, luckily i did not see him during my lesson if not later i got raff by a r6

 

he will not blow u lar!

 

he will shout at u....!

[Ah Fai]

old cow eat young grass!!!!!

 

young grass not necessary is CLEAN grass hor

 

mai hiam lah~ old cow