SP (Singapore Polytechnic)

[spicy23]

maybe got whoot. whoot...kekeke

 

what or WHO is whoot..whoot? kekeke..jawab jawab jgn tk jawab!

[spicy23]

or could it be that I whacked too many ppl before till sianz...cheyy like real at the dere only..

 

REALLIIII??!??? @ d dere yu! kekekeke....

[fireshamie]

not entirely right nor wrong either.. cuz water...if constant and let loose at a very high pressure can be damaging too.. its how yu use water to yur advantage.. hehehe... dun believe me? Watch "The Touch"...

 

hehex..true true..no need watch tat..just watch a vehicle kena hosed enuf already..

 

or could it be that I whacked ppl too many ppl before till sianz...kekke

 

cheyy like real at the dere only..

 

chey chey..scary sia..

[nebulaz]

WHO is whoot..whoot? kekeke..jawab jawab jgn tk jawab

 

weii weii...u know at the dere wad..kekeke..shuushhhh...cheyy

 

actualy, as a staff, I am bonded by certain rules on how to handle students in this kinda of situations...and I dun wan to make this maggot life difficult here in sch...but wad the heck, RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!!! keke..at the dere...

[fireshamie]

got sth funny and morals to learn to share w u guys..

 

THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

 

Lesson 1:

 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

 

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

 

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

 

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

 

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

 

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

 

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

 

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

 

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

 

 

Moral of the story:

 

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

 

 

 

Lesson 2:

 

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

 

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

 

The priest nearly had an accident.

 

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

 

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

 

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

 

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

 

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

 

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

 

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

 

 

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

 

 

 

Lesson 3:

 

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

 

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

 

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

 

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

 

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

 

 

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

 

 

 

Lesson 4

 

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

 

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

 

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

 

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

 

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

 

 

 

Lesson 5

 

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

 

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,

'but I haven't got the energy.'

 

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.

They're packed with nutrients.'

 

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

 

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

 

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

 

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

 

 

Moral of the story:

Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

 

 

 

Lesson 6

 

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

 

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

 

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

 

The dung was actually thawing him out!

 

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

 

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

 

 

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

 

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.

 

(3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

[spicy23]

weii weii...u know at the dere wad..kekeke..shuushhhh...cheyy

 

LOL!

 

actualy, as a staff, I am bonded by certain rules on how to handle students in this kinda of situations...and I dun wan to make this maggot life difficult here in sch...but wad the heck, RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!!! keke..at the dere...

 

ROFL! hahaha..indeed..very wise of yu...understand that staff n rules thingy..coz we both happen to be working in the same line...

 

hmmm..Rules are meant to b broken? chey! yu shud do that when that incident happen lah dey...kekekeke... ape daaa...farni....i was the one who was pissed instead..padahal it was YUR bike..

[spicy23]

Fire.. cool lah...i think i've read those before somewhere..but its never a bore to re-read em..hahahaha...

[Replay]

omg u all clock post ar? work la!

[spicy23]

aik? abang neb suddenly quiet?

 

Clocking post? no lah...not moi...ahakzzz... coz number of posts aren't 6433..kekekeke..kiddingz bro..

[fireshamie]

ROFL! hahaha..indeed..very wise of yu...understand that staff n rules thingy..coz we both happen to be working in the same line...

 

hmmm..Rules are meant to b broken? chey! yu shud do that when that incident happen lah dey...kekekeke... ape daaa...farni....i was the one who was pissed instead..padahal it was YUR bike..

 

hahax..wat happened sia..

 

omg u all clock post ar? work la!

 

lol..we aint clock posting..we just replying to one another..

 

Fire.. cool lah...i think i've read those before somewhere..but its never a bore to re-read em..hahahaha...

 

lol..but 2nd one farnie la..hehex..

 

aik? abang neb suddenly quiet?

 

Clocking post? no lah...not moi...ahakzzz... coz number of posts aren't 6433..kekekeke..kiddingz bro..

 

hehex..6433..tat says alot ya..

[LollyPoP]

ok ok...

later me n lollypop block his car.. LOL

 

haiz.. didn't saw tat car.

i dun mind if he hit my bike if i park to block his way, tat way i can claim a new H&B from him.

[fireshamie]

hahax..claim..good idea..but not good for ur bike in terms of ur bike's 'health'..me think la

[Replay]

haiz.. didn't saw tat car.

i dun mind if he hit my bike if i park to block his way, tat way i can claim a new H&B from him.

 

then yours can give me..

 

hahax..claim..good idea..but not good for ur bike in terms of ur bike's 'health'..me think la

 

negligible.. for a new H&B.. lol..

 

 

 

i no time to post sia.. so busy..

[fireshamie]

h&b..any1 care to elaborate..

 

go work la replay..hehex..

 

lunch tym soon for me..wanna eat..but no mood..hmmm..

[norishimu]

lolly.. claim new fazer ba.. current one give it to me.. haha

[norishimu]

ok class is over!

shammie's heading home..

catch up with u ppl again later!

[Replay]

h&b..any1 care to elaborate..

 

go work la replay..hehex..

 

lunch tym soon for me..wanna eat..but no mood..hmmm..

 

Hepo & Becker.. top range boxes..

 

working.. damn tired..

 

lolly.. claim new fazer ba.. current one give it to me.. haha

 

then your S4 give me.. kekekeke

[fireshamie]

ok class is over!

shammie's heading home..

catch up with u ppl again later!

 

 

wah good sia, one hour class and back home..lol

[Replay]

good only if you stay near by..

[fireshamie]

lunch time..no mood..food s*cKs..haix..i think i go out la..hmm..mebe not..lazy..dun eat ah liddat..hehex..

[fireshamie]

bro, cut still so deep ah? sori..jus askin..sian ah..hmm...wednesday blues?

[fireshamie]

i think i go out la..boring..till later..toodles~

[Replay]

lunch time..no mood..food s*cKs..haix..i think i go out la..hmm..mebe not..lazy..dun eat ah liddat..hehex..

 

don't fickle leh.. food oso fickle sia..

 

bro, cut still so deep ah? sori..jus askin..sian ah..hmm...wednesday blues?

 

cut deep.. thats why need time..

 

i think i go out la..boring..till later..toodles~

 

later go bike there think not hungry nvr go out..

[norishimu]

at this rate.. by the end of the yr her posts reach 10000 le.. LOL.. at times i wonder if she has any work to do there.. haha.. anyway, bumped in2 lolly just now at t12 carpark.. didnt c the car though..

[Replay]

lol. then i how? sham bro ur posts also growing hor..