BMW Motorcycles

[PL]

Originally posted by Cyclop aka "Sideways!&q@May 12 2005, 06:00 PM

Ummmm.... PL on a search & destroy mission...........

 

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/director.gif all parents, all parents, we will say this only once http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/alarm.gif

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/director.gif this is your last warning http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/alarm.gif

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/director.gif lock all doors and hide all keys http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/alarm.gif

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/director.gif curfew starts at 2100hrs http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/alarm.gif

Ermm....No longer looking for prey. I've already fallen to a superior hunter (*married*)

[ashenZ]

Originally posted by PL@May 13 2005, 09:38 AM

Ermm....No longer looking for prey. I've already fallen to a superior hunter (*married*)

RElak my man....

 

It's not all bad lahh... hehehe~!

 

There are people who wana get married.. but no capabilities of doin it... which worse right??? :lol:

 

Give u 2 choices... u rather have probz of being successful... or probz of being unsuccessful?

[PL]

Originally posted by SDR@May 12 2005, 05:44 PM

http://www.rsportscars.com/Acentral/video/c4vsr1_thumb.jpg

 

PORSCHE VS R1

All bikers out there can...SHUT UP! kekekeke

[SDR]

Originally posted by Cyclop aka "Sideways!&q@May 13 2005, 06:44 AM

Hey SDR,

 

Hijacked this from another thread, me thinks you'll like it:

 

http://www.honda.co.jp/motorshow/1999/motor/qt-dl/xwing.mov

http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/eek2.gif

 

Guess this bike is built for some super heroes, like Batman. Spiderman and Superman are just too poor to own it, better for them to swing and fly around.

 

It seem too comfortable to call it a motorcycle or bike. Still think it is more worthwhile to get a bike with massage function. Presently, mine is giving me horizontal massage while riding, guess next massage session should be vertical.

 

Like :

 

http://www.storzperf.com/images/XR-1200lr.jpg

[SDR]

http://home.houston.rr.com/casarez/brooke2.jpg

 

Don't quite understand Yahoo search, was searching for Bing Carbruetor and was directed to the above. How I wish I am going to service this "Bing Carb".

 

PL, seem like this is what you are looking for :

 

Not too big, Not too hard and not too soft.

 

Cyclop, guess you wouldn't mind to help me or guess there will be 33,333people willingly to help me, kekekekeke.

 

But sadly, this is what I am going to service :

 

http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~deroo/bike.dir/owners-manual.dir/fig.dir/bmw-om-carb-cv.jpg

[Cyclop aka Sideways]

You think thats bad, I did a google on Technoflex and guess what I found:

 

http://www.the-project.org/images/XE2022.jpg

 

Technoflex

 

Flexible high tech vibrator. The vibrating egg sits on the end of this very flexible and bendy shaft to reach any nook or crannie. Comes with simple push button controls that don't need too much thought as your mind wanders elsewhere.

 

Buy Technoflex, Sex Toys and Sexy Lingerie online at Pocket ****** : Your Discreet Online Adult Store!

 

Didn't know Chua carries such exotica http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/splif.gif Guess its time for all bikers to come out of the closet http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/ymca.gif

 

Yo SDR, think your 'Bing Carb' will like my 'Technoflex'?? http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/99smoke.gif

[Cyclop aka Sideways]

For HP2 fans, here's the director's cut, with subtitle, enjoy!!

 

http://www.bmwscruz.com/motorcycles/2005/H...P2_Vid_24MB.wmv

 

And the English version:

 

http://www.bmw-motorrad.de/com/en/specials...deo_vision.html

[SDR]

Hahahahaha.

 

Rear suspension, u guys should know where it is, especially for e new bike. If ur tech didnt "screw" it properly. Beware, u might get ''screwed".

 

Do remember to select e correct pre-load for best performance.

 

Cyclop, hope this is not our last posting here.

 

[Cyclop aka Sideways]

Originally posted by SDR@May 13 2005, 10:56 PM

Hahahahaha.

..........

 

Cyclop, hope this is not our last posting here.

 

We're cutting it kinda close man....http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrinbounce2.gif

Lets see how tolerent and 'Fun" society we've become with this one, let this be our little litmus test http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

[R11S]

Originally posted by SDR@May 13 2005, 03:29 PM

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Don't quite understand Yahoo search, was searching for Bing Carbruetor and was directed to the above. How I wish I am going to service this "Bing Carb".

tink "big cup" sound better ehehe

[R11S]

to all beemers owner.....got 1 quest....

wat oil do u guyz use usually...

is it mineral semi syn or fully syn....

[Cyclop aka Sideways]

Originally posted by africatwin75@May 13 2005, 11:08 PM

to all beemers owner.....got 1 quest....

wat oil do u guyz use usually...

is it mineral semi syn or fully syn....

Mineral will do. Oilheads will burnt it up as you go along, don't need to burnt money with the semi or fully syn oil.

 

Then there's always Knife brand peanut oil, corn oil, Toa Payoh goreng pisang used oil, Bak U......... http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/whip.gif

[SDR]

Originally posted by Cyclop aka "Sideways!&q@May 13 2005, 11:15 PM

Mineral will do. Oilheads will burnt it up as you go along, don't need to burnt money with the semi or fully syn oil.

 

Then there's always Knife brand peanut oil, corn oil, Toa Payoh goreng pisang used oil, Bak U......... http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/whip.gif

Hey, u cooking Pistons?

 

u ? Since u hv 2, Can I hv 1?

 

Ya Cyclop is rite, I m using Mobil 4T - 20W50 mineral, $3+ per litre, recommended oil change 7500km,but i change @ every 3000km. If u like to burn some $, good recommendation by some1 is ROCK OIL but my preference still goes to Mobil1 or BMW Super Power - for Motorcycle.

[Cyclop aka Sideways]

Originally posted by SDR@May 13 2005, 11:39 PM

Hey, u cooking Pistons?

 

u ? Since u hv 2, Can I hv 1?

For your case, I strongly recommend Gu U..... http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/lickout.gif

[SDR]

GU U for serivcing e "BING CARB" ?

 

Hmm, guess she will produce her own mineral oil, vicosity unknown but should b best of e best, so far no "piston jam" case ever reported.

 

or Synthetic oil - KY?

 

Think I better stop or this will be my "LAST SUPPER" here.

[Cyclop aka Sideways]

Originally posted by SDR@May 13 2005, 11:57 PM

GU U for serivcing e "BING CARB" ?

 

................

 

Think I better stop or this will be my "LAST SUPPER" here.

http://jkhouw.smugmug.com/photos/17062081-M.gif

[RT]

Originally posted by SDR@May 13 2005, 11:39 PM

I m using Mobil 4T - 20W50 mineral, $3+ per litre, recommended oil change 7500km,but i change @ every 3000km.

Hey SDR,

 

did not know Mobil 4T cost so little, where did you get them? Petrol stn?

 

I use esso and it cost me $6 per litre

 

Time to switch liao....

[GSGabes]

Originally posted by SDR@May 13 2005, 11:57 PM

GU U for serivcing e "BING CARB" ?

 

Hmm, guess she will produce her own mineral oil, vicosity unknown but should b best of e best, so far no "piston jam" case ever reported.

 

or Synthetic oil - KY?

 

Think I better stop or this will be my "LAST SUPPER" here.

eh BLahdar... where u bought the oil ah? I tot of buying and try....

[Guest koma]

juz tested my new baby juz now didnt dare to try to the max cause not wearin any gears my balls allowed me to go up to 273km/h n it was still goin!!!

so anyone goin chua place tml?? i wan go fix up some useful horns, the stoopid stock 1s can throw away liao

[SDR]

Originally posted by RT@May 14 2005, 12:20 AM

Hey SDR,

 

did not know Mobil 4T cost so little, where did you get them? Petrol stn?

 

I use esso and it cost me $6 per litre 

 

Time to switch liao....

Yes, petrol kiosk.

 

Price increase? EXXONMOBIL, they r 1 big family now, price should b same. Bought e engine oil abt 2months ago b4 bike stuck 4 1mth.

 

But ESSO products should be more expensive as they dont work on Saturday & Sunday. ESSO=Every Saturday Sunday Off.kekeke.

 

for saving & want to use good engine oil like Mobil 1, try Carrefour, think $50+ (U.P. $80+) for 4L packing but it is for Car but i think should b OK for my bike as it is not high rev. engine. They do hv 1L packing but i cant remember e price.

 

#%@$%& - Vpower now S$1.70.

[SDR]

Sorry,bro,e.oil for BING Carb only,urs is BOSCH injection system so I recommend KY, 7-11. kekeke.

 

Between, ur "piston jam" b4?

[SDR]

Originally posted by koma@May 14 2005, 02:55 AM

juz tested my new baby juz now didnt dare to try to the max cause not wearin any gears my balls allowed me to go up to 273km/h n it was still goin!!!

so anyone goin chua place tml?? i wan go fix up some useful horns, the stoopid stock 1s can throw away liao

Hey, u devil. make me damn gian, especially e Kawasaki green & gold inverted fork.

 

273km/hr, really hope to feel tt speed, can i hv ur key

 

Then u will b

[Guest koma]

Originally posted by SDR@May 14 2005, 08:09 AM

Hey, u devil. make me damn gian, especially e Kawasaki green & gold inverted fork.

 

273km/hr, really hope to feel tt speed, can i hv ur key

 

Then u will b

haha``~~sure take the key oh its 273km/h n still goin up the meter onli the size of my balls prevented me frm goin up any further

[SDR]

Originally posted by koma@May 14 2005, 09:00 AM

haha``~~sure take the key oh its 273km/h n still goin up the meter onli the size of my balls prevented me frm goin up any further

Thanks for yr offer, dare not take ur key lah, later, I might end up buying 1, yr Kawa is really tempting.

 

You bad boy.

[Cyclop aka Sideways]

Originally posted by koma@May 14 2005, 02:55 AM

juz tested my new baby juz now didnt dare to try to the max cause not wearin any gears my balls allowed me to go up to 273km/h n it was still goin!!!

so anyone goin chua place tml?? i wan go fix up some useful horns, the stoopid stock 1s can throw away liao

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Don't forget to install the damper bro!