Looking for CBR 918/919 Riders

[LouisB]

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."

[LouisB]

Originally posted by Aalex82@April 26, 2007 03:38 pm

when u return melaka??

cos i dun noe 13rd may is a sunday..

maybe will go there by sat..

go for a day trip wif countryside ride on sunday is abit xiong for mi..

cos next day hav to work..

dun tin he got time entertain u loh. . he oso busying in banging...

[GRassCuTTeR]

Originally posted by Aalex82@April 26, 2007 03:38 pm

when u return melaka??

cos i dun noe 13rd may is a sunday..

maybe will go there by sat..

go for a day trip wif countryside ride on sunday is abit xiong for mi..

cos next day hav to work..

i'll be in malacca on the 10th onwards. sunday we go short ride nia, should be equal to PG 4 lap or something. not more than dat lorh. so not to worry

[GRassCuTTeR]

Originally posted by CBR379@April 26, 2007 03:42 pm

dun tin he got time entertain u loh. . he oso busying in banging...

together lorh... combine become gangbang ~!

[LouisB]

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who

started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful

clothing.

 

He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with

red,green,& yellow with feathers.

 

The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh? Didn't you do

anything strange when you were a teenager?"

 

"Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

[LouisB]

Originally posted by GRassCuTTeR@April 26, 2007 03:49 pm

together lorh... combine become gangbang ~!

sonni i dun like it...

[GRassCuTTeR]

haha CBR379 must be quite sian... cos all his chiobu land up in jail n kena death sentence by the moderator. so have to find other stuff post... pity the chiobus.

[LouisB]

Theres an old man laying on the beach naked

and a little girl was pasing buy she stops and

stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.

the man says what the little girl says that between

your legs the man says oh that well the thing

that is standing is the bird the two things

on the side are the eggs and the thing around

it is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave

so he can get some sun he falls asleep when

he wakes up there are peramedics around him

he asked what happen the peramedic said ask

the little girl the old man calls her over

what happen the little girl said when you went

to sleep I tryed to make the bird fly I pulled

and pulled but he got big and spit at me so

I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnd

the nest.

[LouisB]

Originally posted by GRassCuTTeR@April 26, 2007 03:54 pm

haha CBR379 must be quite sian... cos all his chiobu land up in jail n kena death sentence by the moderator. so have to find other stuff post... pity the chiobus.

ya ya . . now enjoy this dirty joke..

[LouisB]

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood.

 

He doesn't want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze. The blonde shows up at his house, and he treats her to a home-cooked dinner.

 

Afterwards they go to the living room to watch a movie. His manhood starts to bother him again so he excuses himself, goes into the kitchen, pours a glass of milk and immerses himself for immediate relief.

 

The blonde, however, wanted to know what he was doing and walks in on him with his Johnson in the milk and exclaims, "So that's how you guys load those things!"

[LouisB]

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.

 

The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

 

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

 

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.

 

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

 

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.

"What did you do?" they asked.

 

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

 

The third nun fainted.

[LouisB]

Originally posted by CBR379@April 26, 2007 04:03 pm

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.

 

The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

 

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

 

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.

 

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

 

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.

"What did you do?" they asked.

 

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

 

The third nun fainted.

Tis time big stick liao...

[LouisB]

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

 

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

 

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.

 

Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

 

Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

 

One student asked, "How much for a season pass?"

[LouisB]

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns.

 

She said, "There was a man in the convent last night." 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.

 

The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden." Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goes

hee hee hee.

 

The head nun continues "There was a hole in that condom." 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.

[GRassCuTTeR]

whaha... after this our thread become ur dirty joke HQ liau.

[Sev]

ya, how come they close the chio bu thread again?

[GRassCuTTeR]

Originally posted by Sev@April 26, 2007 09:51 pm

ya, how come they close the chio bu thread again?

cos there was a ger who complain to the admin, saying that she is the is the real sbf chiobu n she is jealous of CBR379's chiobus. jealous ###### lor.

[LouisB]

Originally posted by GRassCuTTeR@April 27, 2007 12:52 am

cos there was a ger who complain to the admin, saying that she is the is the real sbf chiobu n she is jealous of CBR379's chiobus. jealous ###### lor.

hahaha ....take it easy lah...even got tis thread u oso wont go view it de cos u want more 'intentsive' stuff...

[LouisB]

raining n quiet...........

[LouisB]

Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

 

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

 

 

 

[LouisB]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to

be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

 

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get

it wrong.

 

[LouisB]

raining day....

[Aalex82]

Originally posted by CBR379@April 28, 2007 03:17 pm

raining day....

ya lor..

so sian..

nowadays sg keep raining and raining..

sigh..

[LouisB]

Originally posted by Aalex82@April 28, 2007 07:10 pm

ya lor..

so sian..

nowadays sg keep raining and raining..

sigh..

morning stil rain..good for sleeping..ride safe to pg..

[Aalex82]

Originally posted by CBR379@April 29, 2007 10:13 am

morning stil rain..good for sleeping..ride safe to pg..

no go pg...

cos raining..