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Esr (2005-2007)

Royston46

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"LIM MARTELL" :lovestruck:

 

 

Lim Martell no shiok la.. i recommend u something cheaper and faster..

 

 

Go drink cough syrup :D

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eh.. so many ppl ONz ah?

shall i make it on thurs evening? after all knock off la... if not fri & wkends expensive!

 

boss can jio ur snow white?

huatster888, thurs can? keke... i dun mean juz nw la.. i am jus suggesting to all!

 

KTV anyone???

 

Thu cannot leh, I taking IPPT...

 

:sian:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

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The 20 Year Old Headache

 

There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life, but he decided to go to a specialist first.

 

No doctor could solve his problem, until finally one of them said "You have a very rare problem, your testicles are pressed up against your spine causing your headache. The only way to remedy it is to remove your testicles."

 

The man hesitantly agrees and gets them removed.

 

On his way home he walks past a taylor shop with a sign saying "ALL SUITS HALF PRICE"

 

Being in need of a new suit he walks in where a man greets him and says "Hello Sir I see you want a suit, I would say that you are a 34 sleeve and a 24 pant."

 

"Wow! How did you know that?" said the man.

 

"Why Sir I've been in this business for 40 years. Would you like shoes to go with that?"

 

"Sure" says the man. "Okay I'd say that you're a size 10 wide."

 

"Ok, now you're freaking me out...Thats a great talent" says the man.

 

"Thanks" replied the shopkeeper, "Now how about some undergarments?"

 

"Ok see if you can guess my size", said the man.

 

"Easy 36" said the shopkeeper.

 

"Nope 34" replied the man.

 

To which the shopkeeper exclaimed "Impossible a size 34 would skwish your testicles against your spine and you'de get a headache".

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

 

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UnIoNbIkEz Newbie

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So now we know who to call when there is something strange in the neighbourhood :p

 

yes, call ghost-buster / Police (our ESR sgt oso can; where hv u been??) & not me :p i will only look see look see :cheeky:

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Burt Munro, The World's FASTEST INDIAN 1967

Royston46 Newbie

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WHAT Aunty Joanne & Uncle Royston!!!!

 

dun do that la... pls... hahhaha.....tolong tolong!

eh... seriously got that aunty meh? ltr i reli go make straight again lor.......

:giddy: :giddy: :giddy:

 

today better rite? cos i nvr apply anything on it...lazy!

 

I was recalling last night when we were doing the mock interview:

 

Royston: Can you tell us about yourself???

 

Joanne: I am Silly Baby!?! Hehehe! (With a very innocent look)

 

Royston: :giddy: The door is over there, can you please show yourself out?!? Next please?!?

 

Joanne: Hehehehehe! (Still laughing!)

 

Royston: (Thinking to himself: This cha bor not bad looking but too bad is siao one!?!) :faint:

 

*Gal, if you are to make thru the first round, you must do better than that hor?!?

 

:smile:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

Royston46 Newbie

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ESR Xmas Party 2007

Date: 24th December 2007, 7pm onwards

Location: Norman's Residence

 

Food wise will be potluck style, please bring something that everyone can share and like. (Strictly no durians puffs or durian cakes!?!) :giddy:

 

There will be a gift exchange that night, please prepare an item of value not less than $10, gift wrapped. (No condoms or cigarettes please!?!) :angel:

 

Like last year, there will be some games played out. For those who wish to booze, please bring your spare bottles at home. For those who wish to play some games of chances, please bring enough cash. :D

 

For those few who are involved last year with the games, can you guys please step up and organise the games again?

 

ESR Chalet 2007

Date: 30th Dec 2007 to 1st Jan 2008

Location: Changi Aloha Chalet

 

My brother, Mr Hat has booked a chalet then for us to gather and relax. There will be mahjong, booze, etc then.

 

Details of the chalet will be up closer to the day.

 

We can also di siao our New Year Birthday Boy then, you know who you are hor?!? Don't try to escape!!!

 

It is the time of the year for much merry making! Let's have fun!!!

 

Cheers!

 

:cheer:

Who's your Daddy?!?

:D

sfazruzs Newbie

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Please Bro & Sis of ESR, give your support... :thumb:

 

Wedding Invitation by Qai

 

Johannes & Rozanita

 

On behalf of my brother, i would cordially invite ALL ESRs bros & sis to a wedding lunch on :

Date : Sunday 2nd December 2007

Time : 11 am to 5 pm

Venue : Blk 367 Tampines Street 34 #02-87 S(520367)

 

HOWEVER , i thought of giving him an ESCORT as a wedding gift with the help of the ESRs brothers & sisters. I hope we could help make it a very memorable day for him as how we have done for those past weddings that we had escorted before. ALL makes and models are welcomed for the escort , the more the merrier

 

It will be a two way trip meaning , we will escort the Groom from Tampines to Bukit Batok to fetch the bride. After the reception there, we will then come back with the newly weds to Tampines again.

 

-Move off timing tentatively around 12 noon

-Estimated time taken to and fro will be around 2.5 hours

 

On Behalf of my family , thanks for your support

 

Escort Team :

1) Qai

2) Zai

3) Mussolini

4) Manzz

5)

6)

7)

8)

9)

10)

 

 

Standby

1) Magnet

2) Bluesky

3) Euz ( If not working tat day )

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

 

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Please Bro & Sis of ESR, give your support... :thumb:

 

Wedding Invitation by Qai

 

Johannes & Rozanita

 

On behalf of my brother, i would cordially invite ALL ESRs bros & sis to a wedding lunch on :

Date : Sunday 2nd December 2007

Time : 11 am to 5 pm

Venue : Blk 367 Tampines Street 34 #02-87 S(520367)

 

HOWEVER , i thought of giving him an ESCORT as a wedding gift with the help of the ESRs brothers & sisters. I hope we could help make it a very memorable day for him as how we have done for those past weddings that we had escorted before. ALL makes and models are welcomed for the escort , the more the merrier

 

It will be a two way trip meaning , we will escort the Groom from Tampines to Bukit Batok to fetch the bride. After the reception there, we will then come back with the newly weds to Tampines again.

 

-Move off timing tentatively around 12 noon

-Estimated time taken to and fro will be around 2.5 hours

 

On Behalf of my family , thanks for your support

 

Escort Team :

1) Qai

2) Zai

3) Mussolini

4) Manzz

5)

6)

7)

8)

9)

10)

 

 

Standby

1) Magnet

2) Bluesky

3) Euz ( If not working tat day )

4) AshBlack (w/o Pillion TBC)

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if blood clot the color is blueish+redish+greyish :angel:

 

no mah, fresh fresh blood clot more reddish, like your bird bird lah!

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I was recalling last night when we were doing the mock interview:

 

Royston: Can you tell us about yourself???

 

Joanne: I am Silly Baby!?! Hehehe! (With a very innocent look)

 

Royston: :giddy: The door is over there, can you please show yourself out?!? Next please?!?

 

Joanne: Hehehehehe! (Still laughing!)

 

Royston: (Thinking to himself: This cha bor not bad looking but too bad is siao one!?!) :faint:

 

*Gal, if you are to make thru the first round, you must do better than that hor?!?

 

:smile:

 

wahz... still got time for mock interview? why i sms all neber reply one :sian:

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Huatster888 Newbie

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eh.. so many ppl ONz ah?

shall i make it on thurs evening? after all knock off la... if not fri & wkends expensive!

 

boss can jio ur snow white?

huatster888, thurs can? keke... i dun mean juz nw la.. i am jus suggesting to all!

 

KTV anyone???

erm wat kind huh??hmm i suggest we go xin tian di.....open 1 bottle..........

(hokkien) sings........wah boh zui wah boh zui waaaaaah boooh zuiiiiiiiiiii!!!

PEACE TO THE WORLD.

顺顺利利... å‘å•Š.

Bluesky Newbie

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Saw this from email..

 

Location: Tampines blk 846 (dunno real anot)

 

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Saw this from email..

 

Location: Tampines blk 846 (dunno real anot)

 

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/iswandi7/PontianakTampines.jpg

 

The place is near Wayne's place... What is a hantu floating around HDB estates? Looking for stained sanitary pads to suck on???

 

:help: :help:

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mr hat Newbie

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Oppsss... Sala account to post... It was me!!! ~~~ Royston

 

:p

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erm wat kind huh??hmm i suggest we go xin tian di.....open 1 bottle..........

(hokkien) sings........wah boh zui wah boh zui waaaaaah boooh zuiiiiiiiiiii!!!

 

xin tian di bo liao lah. :sian: :sian: :sian:

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The place is near Wayne's place... What is a hantu floating around HDB estates? Looking for stained sanitary pads to suck on???

 

:help: :help:

 

tink tat 1 is spiderman in action lah, wanna go steal things den dio caught in act. :cheeky:

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Saw this from email..

 

Location: Tampines blk 846 (dunno real anot)

 

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/iswandi7/PontianakTampines.jpg

 

Sure or not....i'm staying somewhere there.:giddy:

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"But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth."

UnIoNbIkEz Newbie

UnIoNbIkEz

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Saw this from email..

 

Location: Tampines blk 846 (dunno real anot)

 

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/iswandi7/PontianakTampines.jpg

 

KUDOS lah Kel! tis kinda pic oso can get.. powerrrrr~ :thumb:

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Burt Munro, The World's FASTEST INDIAN 1967

UnIoNbIkEz Newbie

UnIoNbIkEz

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Sure or not....i'm staying somewhere there.:giddy:

 

gd! coz now carpark gotta tighter security :p (joking only) hehee...

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"You live more in five minutes on a bike like this than some people live in a lifetime."

Burt Munro, The World's FASTEST INDIAN 1967

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