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[sibingai]

Originally posted by syafiq@Oct 3 2006, 11:13 AM

haha tu ar...da lar hujan...

 

kosong perot...

heheheh aku nye tak kosong...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

apekan daya...doktor cakap jgn bagi kosong......:cheeky:

[syafiq]

Originally posted by sibingai@Oct 3 2006, 11:24 AM

heheheh aku nye tak kosong...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

apekan daya...doktor cakap jgn bagi kosong......:cheeky:

hehehe...

 

 

maka ambillah kesempatan yg tersedia...hahahha

[princessfiz]

 

 

 

 

 

[sibingai]

Originally posted by princessfiz@Oct 3 2006, 11:44 AM

 

 

 

 

 

*BURP*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sambil jeling kat narada...

[syafiq]

Originally posted by princessfiz@Oct 3 2006, 11:44 AM

 

 

 

 

 

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by sibingai@Oct 3 2006, 11:48 AM

*BURP*

 

sambil jeling kat narada...

Bingai, kau punya koyok & minyak urat masih byk lagi??? Ada kawan pesan lah

[Narada]

HAHA. aku plak yang kena!!

[princessfiz]

khekehekhekehekheke!!!

 

tadikan, kiter nampak ada orang taip koyak tau tau tau.. baru nak tanya tadik, skali dier dah edit uh..

[sibingai]

Originally posted by apek@Oct 3 2006, 11:54 AM

Bingai, kau punya koyok & minyak urat masih byk lagi??? Ada kawan pesan lah

tarak bro...sulah abis lor........now macam jarang pi oberseas jer....boring seyyy...$$$ pon kurang............hiazzz.........

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by princessfiz@Oct 3 2006, 12:01 PM

khekehekhekehekheke!!!

 

tadikan, kiter nampak ada orang taip koyak tau tau tau.. baru nak tanya tadik, skali dier dah edit uh..

kau punya mata ada OK ka Princess?

[princessfiz]

apek, dont bluff hor!

kan tgh puasa...

 

unless apek puasa 1/2 day lah.. hahahahaha

[Narada]

siapa tak posa??? dah lunch time nih!!

 

 

:gun:

 

 

[sibingai]

Originally posted by Narada@Oct 3 2006, 12:34 PM

siapa tak posa??? dah lunch time nih!!

 

 

:gun:

 

 

*BURB*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cheyyyyy.....terjeling lagi..........

[metal.rooster]

kering..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by princessfiz@Oct 3 2006, 12:05 PM

apek, dont bluff hor!

kan tgh puasa...

 

unless apek puasa 1/2 day lah.. hahahahaha

Fuuhhh .... punya lah best dapat kejap tadi kat umah ...

Now nak pei balek opis ... kita boleh sambung celoteh lagi

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by metal.rooster@Oct 3 2006, 01:11 PM

kering..........

 

 

Adakah ia suatu bunyian? Or awak is making a statement about seseorang something

[metal.rooster]

Originally posted by apek@Oct 3 2006, 01:15 PM

Adakah ia suatu bunyian? Or awak is making a statement about seseorang something

kering dan lemau....

 

 

 

macam muka Apek

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yang kat avatar.....

[metal.rooster]

http://www.schestowitz.com/IMG/blog/battery_low.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

urgh.....

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by metal.rooster@Oct 3 2006, 01:34 PM

kering dan lemau....

 

macam muka Apek

yang kat avatar.....

:lol: bukan ajer di-avatar, muka apek in person pun memang dah kering dan lemau

Tapi dah renew COE :lovestruck:

[sibingai]

Originally posted by metal.rooster@Oct 3 2006, 01:34 PM

kering dan lemau....

macam muka Apek

yang kat avatar.....

itu namanye...GANYUT...hehehhehe

[metal.rooster]

Originally posted by sibingai@Oct 3 2006, 01:47 PM

itu namanye...GANYUT...hehehhehe

BBBWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.........

 

 

rabak seh....Bingai Bingai pon pandai kena kan orang

 

 

cepat mintak maap ngan Apek!

[DaBonz]

Soalan Yang Kerap di Tanya

 

* Anda berader di stesen bas dan rakan anda ternampak sambil bertanya:

"Tunggu bas ke?"

Anda harus menjawab: "Taklah aku tengah tunggu

helikopter, lambat plak ari nie ye" .

 

* Anda hendak pergi ke bilik mandi untuk mandi dan rakan sebilik anda

bertanya:

"Ko nak mandi ke?"

Jawab : "Taklah aku nak pi main lelayang kejap, ko nak join?".

 

* Anda sedang menulis surat dan rakan anda menegur:

"Aik? tulis surat nampak?"

Jawab : "Oh ye ke? aku tak prasan ah...tangan aku bergerak sendiri" .

 

* Anda sedang makan nasik dan orang tegur:

"Makan nasik?"

Jawab : " Mata ko buta ke per? Kan aku tengah minum teh ais nie?" .

 

* Anda baru pulang dari kerja dan jiran anda bertanyer:

"Baru balik dari keje?"

Jawab : "Taklah, saya dari rumah, nak pi keje lah nie...opis saya dah

pindah kat rumah..dan rumah saya dah pindah kat opis".

 

* Anda sedang sibuk buat kerja dan rakan sepejabat menegur:

"Eh kau sibuk ke?"

Jawab : Takyah jawab, peratikan muker dia pastu kompang siket pipi dia.

 

* Anda sedang menonton tv ceriter melayu, rakan anda datang lalu

bertanyer:

"Eh citer melayu ke?"

Jawab : "Bukanlah, nie kan citer Otromen Taro

menentang Raksaser dari Planet X...ko tunggu jap nanti otromen kuar".

 

moral of the story....dah tau...jgn ler tanyer.....

[sibingai]

Originally posted by metal.rooster@Oct 3 2006, 01:49 PM

 

 

cepat mintak maap ngan Apek!

aalllaaaaaa........kita kan members..!!!!!!

[princessfiz]

Originally posted by DaBonz@Oct 3 2006, 01:59 PM

Soalan Yang Kerap di Tanya

 

* Anda berader di stesen bas dan rakan anda ternampak sambil bertanya:

"Tunggu bas ke?"

Anda harus menjawab: "Taklah aku tengah tunggu

helikopter, lambat plak ari nie ye" .

 

* Anda hendak pergi ke bilik mandi untuk mandi dan rakan sebilik anda

bertanya:

"Ko nak mandi ke?"

Jawab : "Taklah aku nak pi main lelayang kejap, ko nak join?".

 

* Anda sedang menulis surat dan rakan anda menegur:

"Aik? tulis surat nampak?"

Jawab : "Oh ye ke? aku tak prasan ah...tangan aku bergerak sendiri" .

 

* Anda sedang makan nasik dan orang tegur:

"Makan nasik?"

Jawab : " Mata ko buta ke per? Kan aku tengah minum teh ais nie?" .

 

* Anda baru pulang dari kerja dan jiran anda bertanyer:

"Baru balik dari keje?"

Jawab : "Taklah, saya dari rumah, nak pi keje lah nie...opis saya dah

pindah kat rumah..dan rumah saya dah pindah kat opis".

 

* Anda sedang sibuk buat kerja dan rakan sepejabat menegur:

"Eh kau sibuk ke?"

Jawab : Takyah jawab, peratikan muker dia pastu kompang siket pipi dia.

 

* Anda sedang menonton tv ceriter melayu, rakan anda datang lalu

bertanyer:

"Eh citer melayu ke?"

Jawab : "Bukanlah, nie kan citer Otromen Taro

menentang Raksaser dari Planet X...ko tunggu jap nanti otromen kuar".

 

moral of the story....dah tau...jgn ler tanyer.....

 

sungguhkelakarbetul.com

 

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[AlternativeBiker]

Aku baru dapat nie in email & tot it is gud to share. Then reading further, the #1, 4, 5, 8, 9 & especially # 10 touches me.

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SUBJECT : Something Meaningful!

 

A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.

 

It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him.

 

Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday."

 

Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.

 

"Jack, did you hear me?"

 

"Oh sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said.

 

"Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put it," Mom told him.

 

"I loved that old house he lived in," Jack said.

 

"You know, Jack, after your father died, Mr. Belser stepped in to make sure you had a man's influence in your life," she said.

 

"He's the one who taught me carpentry," he said. "I wouldn't be in this business if it weren't for him. He spent a lot of time teaching me things he thought were important...Mom, I'll be there for the funeral," Jack said.

 

As busy as he was, he kept his word. Jack caught the next flight to his hometown. Mr. Belser's funeral was small and uneventful. He had no children of his own, and most of his relatives had passed away.

 

The night before he had to return home, Jack and his Mom stopped by to see the old house next door one more time. Standing in the doorway, Jack paused for a moment. It was like crossing over into another dimension, a leap through space and time. The house was exactly as he remembered. Every step held memories. Every picture, every piece of furniture....Jack stopped suddenly.

 

"What's wrong, Jack?" his Mom asked.

 

"The box is gone," he said.

 

"What box?" Mom asked.

 

"There was a small gold box that he kept locked on top of his desk. I must have asked him a thousand times what was inside. All he'd ever tell me was the thing I value most," Jack said. It was gone. Everything about the house was exactly how Jack remembered it, except for the box. He figured someone from the Belser family had taken it.

 

"Now I'll never know what was so valuable to him," Jack said. "I better get some sleep. I have an early flight home, Mom."

 

It had been about two weeks since Mr. Belser died. Returning home from work one day, Jack discovered a note in his mailbox. "Signature required on a package. No one at home. Please stop by the main post office within the next three days," the note read.

 

Early the next day Jack retrieved the package. The small box was old and looked like it had been mailed a hundred years ago. The handwriting was difficult to read, but the return address caught his attention. "Mr. Harold Belser" it read.

 

Jack took the box out to his car and ripped open the package. There inside was the gold box and an envelope. Jack's hands shook as he read the note inside. "Upon my death, please forward this box and its contents to Jack Bennett. It's the thing I valued most in my life."

 

A small key was taped to the letter. His heart racing, as tears filling his eyes,! Jack carefully unlocked the box. There inside he found a beautiful gold pocket watch. Running his fingers slowly over the finely etched casing, he unlatched the cover.

Inside he found these words engraved: "Jack, Thanks for your time! - Harold Belser."

 

"The thing he valued most...was...my time."

 

Jack held the watch for a few minutes then called his office and cleared his appointments for the next two days. "Why?" Janet, his assistant asked.

 

"I need some time to spend with my son," he said. "Oh, by the way, Janet...thanks for your time!"

 

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away,"

 

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

 

 

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much that they would die for you.

 

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

 

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

 

4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

 

5. You mean the world to someone.

 

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

 

7. You are special and unique.

 

8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.

 

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

 

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look; you most likely turned your back on the world.

 

11. Someone that you don't even know exist, loves you.

 

12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

 

13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you'll both be happy.

 

14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

 

If you send this letter to all the people you care about, you will certainly brighten someone's day and might change their perspective on life... for the better.

 

 

To everyone I sent this: "Thank you for your time."