SingaporeBikes•Malay

[BrokenBones]

selamat bersahur semua

[razin]

mari belajar bahasa kebangsaan...... satu puluh!!!!!

 

http://www.singaporebikes.com/forum/index....pic=34301&st=30

[TLK24]

*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrpss!!!*

 

alangkah enaknya kalau dapat tido skrg ni....

 

semalam jumpa Sayang

pergi tgk wayang

perut sudah kenyang

hati manyak senang

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p/s: sesaper bole kejut aku kul 7.30pagi? jadi aku bole punch-card n balik

[BrokenBones]

Originally posted by TLK24@Oct 13 2006, 05:46 AM

*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrpss!!!*

 

alangkah enaknya kalau dapat tido skrg ni....

 

semalam jumpa Sayang

pergi tgk wayang

perut sudah kenyang

hati manyak senang

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p/s: sesaper bole kejut aku kul 7.30pagi? jadi aku bole punch-card n balik

kau keje malam ke?

kita senasib....

[TLK24]

Originally posted by razin@Oct 13 2006, 05:44 AM

mari belajar bahasa kebangsaan...... satu puluh!!!!!

song sip si ao pu ying...neung kheun ra ka thao rai??

 

Pak Razin, ada betul tak pronounciation tu? saya budak baru belajar, kalau salah tolong jolokkan

 

broken bones >> apa bole buat? mencari rezeki bukan nya mudah....

[BrokenBones]

Lawak Di Pagi Hari

 

After kissing her passionately, the man told the girl,

 

Man: sorry i lied. i'm not single. i am married.

Girl: sorry. i lied too. i'm not Sally. I'm Salleh.

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Tom and Jerry went to the wake of the famous prostitute to pay their last respect.

 

Tom: at last they are together now.

Jerry: who?

Tom: her legs.

 

 

[TLK24]

isk....isk....apasal bobal pasal kissing2 di pepagi buta nih

 

no good one, you know

 

bikin orang stim aje......tak kira la stim basah atau stim kering, tetap dosa tau

[BrokenBones]

ha ha.. control beb. lagi satu jam boleh punch card.

[TLK24]

Originally posted by BrokenBones@Oct 13 2006, 06:26 AM

ha ha.. control beb. lagi satu jam boleh punch card.

....lerr, ingatkan da bole buka puasa lagi satu jam nanti

 

[Narada]

TLK, APEK!! kiter tak kisah.. its just a suggestion. yang len-len kalau nak kasi inpoot pon are welcomed.. tak kisah.. the thing is.. adakah org yang nak pigi? and kalau yes, adakah org yang nak mengendalikan segala tugas2 yg diperlukan?

 

let's not bring up the past.. bygones alredy right? disebalik setiap kejadian ada pengajarannya.. so we learn from our own/each other's mistakes

 

susah sgt kiter gi picnic sudah..

[moifredah]

SLAMAT MORNIN MRians

 

Dari BANYAK CAKAP, Oklah... Aku start the ball rolling. I’ve counted org yg brminat cuma 5 org jer... So I’ll do it dis way;

 

MR, Jalan-Jalan Raya

DATE: 18 NOVEMBER 2006

TIME: 11am

VENUE TO MEET: To be updated

ATTIRE: BAJU MELAYU

 

Berminat nak berjalan-jalan raya menaiki kenderaan sndrik:

(Please be inform, jikalau pemilihan utk menaiki kenderaan sndrik di pilih, please put into consideration orang-orang yg last minute tak nak dtg kerana hujan, rebut, petir dan BUIH! Jalan – jalan hari raya akan tetap brlangsung.)

 

1)

2)

3)

 

 

Berminat nak berjalan-jalan raya menaiki bas sewa:

(Amount utk menyewa bas will only be counted IF the majority chose this option. Jadik tak menyusahkan AKU carik, bargain, calculate utk kengkorang yg sekadar BANYAK CAKAP dan hanya menggoyang kaki)

 

1)

2)

3)

 

PS: Ini bukan KARANGAN MELAYU. Tolong jangan pandai-pandai perbaiki sebarang grammar yg salah diatas. Klau pandai sangat lain kali buat sndrik. Terima kasih!

[AlternativeBiker]

Lawak Pagi Jumaat ...

 

Disebuah hospital sakit jiwa, ada seorang pesakit mental dikurung didalam sebuah bilik. Kerjanya tiap tiap hari menyanyi, pagi petang siang malam dia menyanyi, tak penat-penat, kalau dah

betul betul penat, barulah dia tidur. Lagu yang paling dia suka lagu 60-an, semua lagu dia tahu, dari jefridin, a halim, L ramle. Tapi yang peliknya, dia suka nyanyi sambil telentang, agak-agak lepas

sejam, dia nyanyi sambil meniarap, selepas sejam telentang pulak, begitulah cara dia nyanyi, kejap telentang kejap meniarap, sampailah malam.

 

Si warden penjaga hospital ni, rasa heran jugak tapi malas nak tanya, tapi satu hari dia tanya jugak " Tanya sikit bang, kenapa kalau nyanyi, sekejap telentang, sekejap meniarap"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jawap pesakit mental tu " Kalau telentang tu side A, meniarap tu side B la bodoh!!!!"

[AlternativeBiker]

A Story From the Mental Hospital

 

Nam Weng and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,

Nam weng suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

 

When the medical director became aware of Mary's Heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses". "The bad news is that Nam Weng, the patient you saved hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"

[Narada]

kah kah kah.

[IcE_ChicK]

MOI SAYS

 

Dari BANYAK CAKAP, Oklah... Aku start the ball rolling. I’ve counted org yg brminat cuma 5 org jer... So I’ll do it dis way;

 

MR, Jalan-Jalan Raya

DATE: 18 NOVEMBER 2006

TIME: 11am

VENUE TO MEET: To be updated

ATTIRE: BAJU MELAYU

 

Berminat nak berjalan-jalan raya menaiki kenderaan sndrik:

(Please be inform, jikalau pemilihan utk menaiki kenderaan sndrik di pilih, please put into consideration orang-orang yg last minute tak nak dtg kerana hujan, rebut, petir dan BUIH! Jalan – jalan hari raya akan tetap brlangsung.)

 

1)

2)

3)

 

 

Berminat nak berjalan-jalan raya menaiki bas sewa:

(Amount utk menyewa bas will only be counted IF the majority chose this option. Jadik tak menyusahkan AKU carik, bargain, calculate utk kengkorang yg sekadar BANYAK CAKAP dan hanya menggoyang kaki)

 

1)

2)

3)

 

Tak berminat berjalan-jalan raya tapi menjemput korg dtg ke rumah:

(Bagi sesape yg nak menjemput MR ke rumah, isilah kat sini.. jgn malu, jgn segan.)

 

1) IceChick ~ Bedok Nrt (p/s: kite vote ride sendrik..tapi gasak korg la..)

2)

 

PS: Ini bukan KARANGAN MELAYU. Tolong jangan pandai-pandai perbaiki sebarang grammar yg salah diatas. Klau pandai sangat lain kali buat sndrik. Terima kasih!

[Maryjane]

MOI SAYS

 

Dari BANYAK CAKAP, Oklah... Aku start the ball rolling. I’ve counted org yg brminat cuma 5 org jer... So I’ll do it dis way;

 

MR, Jalan-Jalan Raya

DATE: 18 NOVEMBER 2006

TIME: 11am

VENUE TO MEET: To be updated

ATTIRE: BAJU MELAYU

 

Berminat nak berjalan-jalan raya menaiki kenderaan sndrik:

(Please be inform, jikalau pemilihan utk menaiki kenderaan sndrik di pilih, please put into consideration orang-orang yg last minute tak nak dtg kerana hujan, rebut, petir dan BUIH! Jalan – jalan hari raya akan tetap brlangsung.)

 

1)

2)

3)

 

 

Berminat nak berjalan-jalan raya menaiki bas sewa:

(Amount utk menyewa bas will only be counted IF the majority chose this option. Jadik tak menyusahkan AKU carik, bargain, calculate utk kengkorang yg sekadar BANYAK CAKAP dan hanya menggoyang kaki)

 

1) MJ

2)

3)

 

Tak berminat berjalan-jalan raya tapi menjemput korg dtg ke rumah:

(Bagi sesape yg nak menjemput MR ke rumah, isilah kat sini.. jgn malu, jgn segan.)

 

1) IceChick ~ Bedok Nrt (p/s: kite vote ride sendrik..tapi gasak korg la..)

2)

 

PS: Ini bukan KARANGAN MELAYU. Tolong jangan pandai-pandai perbaiki sebarang grammar yg salah diatas. Klau pandai sangat lain kali buat sndrik. Terima kasih!

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by IcE_ChicK@Oct 13 2006, 10:53 AM

MR, Jalan-Jalan Raya

DATE: 18 NOVEMBER 2006

Perjalanan jauh tak ku rasa

Kerna hati ku melonjak sama

Ingin berjumpa sanak saudara

Yang selalu bermain di mata

 

Nun menghijau gunung ladang dan rimba

Langit nan tinggi bertambah birunya

Deru angin turut sama berlagu

Semuanya bagaikan turut gembira

 

18th Nov aku Balik kampung oh oh...( 3X ) 11th / 12th Nov amacam?

Hati girang

Ho ho... 18th Nov aku Balik kampung (3X) 11th / 12th Nov amacam?

Hati girang

 

Terbayang wajah-wajah yang ku sayang

Satu-satu tersemat di kalbu

Pasti terubat rindu di hati

Menyambut kepulangan ku nanti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quote from the late Sudirman Hj Arshad; Fatehah utk nya

[moifredah]

Originally posted by apek@Oct 13 2006, 11:44 AM

Perjalanan jauh tak ku rasa

18th Nov aku Balik kampung oh oh...( 3X ) 11th / 12th Nov amacam?

Hati girang

Ho ho... 18th Nov aku Balik kampung (3X) 11th / 12th Nov amacam?

Hati girang

Quote from the late Sudirman Hj Arshad; Fatehah utk nya

 

Pek Oh Pek

Klau 18th kita organise...

Klau 11th/12th apek organise...

Amacam?

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by moifredah@Oct 13 2006, 12:50 PM

Pek Oh Pek

Klau 18th kita organise...

Klau 11th/12th apek organise...

Amacam?

apek gud in organizing long-nong biking trip ajer

[IcE_ChicK]

Oh.. ye ker?? hmmmm....

 

 

 

 

ahahahkz

 

 

 

 

lmbt tol nk tgu smp waktu bebuka..

[Narada]

hmm.. ni..

 

perut tgh *glurkglurkglurk*

 

[IcE_ChicK]

narada>> yarh.. tapi kite kene control...

 

 

 

 

kite da makin gemok!!

[WingZer0]

selamat petang semua.....ick chick makin gemuk? tu lah sapa suruh malam hari melantak!!! hehhehe....I already lost 5kgs....

[Narada]

Originally posted by IcE_ChicK@Oct 13 2006, 02:51 PM

narada>> yarh.. tapi kite kene control...

 

 

 

 

kite da makin gemok!!

tulah.. kiter pon kena control..

 

iyerke.. aiseybedah.. camne bley gini.. tah-tah mesen rosak tak???

 

wah wingzeo dah lose weight 5kg??

[IcE_ChicK]

Wingzero>> ape awk uat smp leh loss mcm tu??

 

kite tak melantak mlm la.. tak pernah pon tau...

 

 

 

 

kite rase kite da kekurangan sheesha..

 

 

 

Narada>> awk kicik molek, no prob nyer..