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PLS pick one :angel:

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All these can only make u happy at night only... cannot cook, cannot wash, cannot do anything... except to doll nice nice which u won bring her out for fear she chao sai.... that wan can do everything, bring out also no chao sai... off the lights feels exactly the same...

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All these can only make u happy at night only... cannot cook, cannot wash, cannot do anything... except to doll nice nice which u won bring her out for fear she chao sai.... that wan can do everything, bring out also no chao sai... off the lights feels exactly the same...

 

I don't want... I ask you to pick not I pick lor... :cheeky:

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I don't want... I ask you to pick not I pick lor... :cheeky:

All so plastic.... no diff from this..

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Joe, are you interested in this trip:-

 

http://www.moto-v.sg/forums/index.php?showtopic=1373

 

This waterfall is not the ordinary waterfall that we see in Malaysia. It is so unique and completely natural, untouched by man,........

I went there last year and I'm going again even sacrificing the Songkran Festival trip.

 

that one you went last year ..... can not go in your own one hor ...

the hotel provide service to bring you there wit cost one right ... ??

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Joe, are you interested in this trip:-

 

http://www.moto-v.sg/forums/index.php?showtopic=1373

 

This waterfall is not the ordinary waterfall that we see in Malaysia. It is so unique and completely natural, untouched by man,........

I went there last year and I'm going again even sacrificing the Songkran Festival trip.

 

that one you went last year ..... can not go in your own one hor ...

the hotel provide service to bring you there wit cost one right ... ??

small sacrifice for such big adventure...

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that one you went last year ..... can not go in your own one hor ...

the hotel provide service to bring you there wit cost one right ... ??

 

Well, you can go in yourself if you want to.....but the route is too rocky, with lots of pot holes, full of gravel, up hill and down hill, ponds of water......much much worse than the route to Belumut.

Last year when I went there, only one guy went in with his DRZ 400. He's a very experienced rider and yet he dropped his bike. He also went through a pond of water and voila, his wheels sank half way into the mud below. Luckily, we were just behind in the 4-wheeler. So we had to get down to pull his bike out of the mud.

So, you want to try going in with your TDM? I would love to take a bet with you. If you can go in without dropping your bike, I will buy you 2 cartons of beer, home delivered to your place. But if you lose.....bring 2 cartons to my place lor.....How about it?

BTW the 4 wheeler costs 35rm per pax.

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Well, you can go in yourself if you want to.....but the route is too rocky, with lots of pot holes, full of gravel, up hill and down hill, ponds of water......much much worse than the route to Belumut.

Last year when I went there, only one guy went in with his DRZ 400. He's a very experienced rider and yet he dropped his bike. He also went through a pond of water and voila, his wheels sank half way into the mud below. Luckily, we were just behind in the 4-wheeler. So we had to get down to pull his bike out of the mud.

So, you want to try going in with your TDM? I would love to take a bet with you. If you can go in without dropping your bike, I will buy you 2 cartons of beer, home delivered to your place. But if you lose.....bring 2 cartons to my place lor.....How about it?

BTW the 4 wheeler costs 35rm per pax.

wah .... big bet man ..... but the Sg pandan one look easy lor

i thinking of going there when i go for the cherating trip

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wah .... big bet man ..... but the Sg pandan one look easy lor

i thinking of going there when i go for the cherating trip

Si liao... remind me to bring tow rope....

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Child's Version of the Bible!

 

If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!

 

 

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.

 

 

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

 

 

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.

 

 

Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.

 

 

Then God made the world.

 

 

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

 

 

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.

 

 

Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

 

 

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

 

 

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

 

 

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

 

 

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

 

 

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

 

 

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments.

 

 

These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.

 

 

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

 

 

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

 

 

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

 

 

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets.

 

 

One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

 

 

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')

 

 

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats.

 

 

Jesus also had twelve opossums.

 

 

The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

 

 

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.

 

 

But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

 

 

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again.

 

 

He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

 

 

You must share this delightful story!

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Trip Genting - 15.Dec.07 .................................................. ....... ............................................
Trip Malacca - 30.Dec.07

Trip Telok Jawa Seafood - 12.Jan.08 .................................................. ....................
Trip A&W + Go Kart - 20.Jan.08

Trip Port Dickson/ Malacca - 26.Jan.08 ........................................
Trip Kluang/Mersing/Permas Go Kart - 3.Feb.08

Trip Desaru/Kota Tinggi - 10.Feb.08 .................................................. .....
Trip Kluang/Batu Pahat/Kukup - 17.Feb.08

Trip Pengerang -
24.Feb.08 .................................................. ............................................
Trip Cherating - 1.March.08

Trip Batu Pahat/Kulai - 15.March.08 .................................................. ................ T
rip Cameroon - 21 to 23.March.08

Trip Pulai Falls - 30.March.08 .................................................. ......................
Trip NANAS Animal Farm - 6.April.08

Trip Phuket Bike Week And Songkran - 9 to 14 April .....................
Trip Malacca & Muar Hot Spring - 20.April.08

Trip Genting - 3 May 08 .................................................. ...........................
Trip KL and many More - 17 to 19 May 08

Trip Mersing 2 - 1 Jun 08 .................................................. .........................................
Trip A&W & Go Kart - 7 Jun 08

Trip Bekok fall - 22 Jun 08 .................................................. ........................................
Trip Kukup Paintball - 6 Jul 08

Trip Batuk Pahat Durian - 13 Jul 08 .................................................. ................
Trip Rechado Light House - 19 Jul 08

Trip Betong - 9 To 11 Aug 08 .................................................. ........................................ Trip Kota Tinggi - 24 Aug 08

Trip Cameron Highest Peak - 6 & 7 Sep 08 ................................................Tr ip Kukup 1 Night Stay - 13 & 14 Sep 08

Trip Kluang Explorion - 21 Sep 08 .................................................. ............................................. Trip Labis - 5 Oct 08

Trip Koh Samui / 3NCR Ride - 19 To 26 Oct 08 ......................Trip Plentong GO Kart and off road trail - 9 Nov 08

Trip Kg Peta - 23 Nov 08 .................................................. ................................................ Trip Penang - 6 To 8 Dec 08

Trip Genting - 14 Dec 08 .................................................. ............................... Trip Cameron - 31 Dec 08 To 2 Jan 09

Trip Melaka Nyonya - 4 Jan 09 ............................................. ............................................... Trip Kg Malayu 18 Jan 09

Trip krabi - 24 To 28 Jan 09 ................................................. .................................................. .. Trip Mersing 1 Feb 09

Trip Labis 8 Feb 09

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My ride 2008

Batong 2008

Penang 2008

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Durian Plantation Trip

 

Please refer to this thread Durian

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Kukup Paintball (CLOSED)

 

Date : 21 to 22 February 2009

Time to meet : 11am

Place to meet : GP Esso

 

Please refer to this thread Kukup

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Cherating Enduro Ride

 

Date : 28 February 2009

Time to meet : 6am

Place to meet : GP Esso

 

Please refer to this thread Cherating

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Cameron / Bidor Makan

 

Date to meet : 7 to 9 March 09

Time to meet : TBC

Place to meet : GP Esso

 

Please refer to this thread Cameron

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Date to meet : 9 To 14 April 09

Time to meet : 3,00am

Place to meet : GP Esso

 

Please refer to this thread Phuket

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Coastal Malaysia

 

Date : May 2009

Duration : 7D6N (Tentative)

Place to meet : GP Esso

 

Please refer to this thread

Coastal

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If Possible: Full face helmets, gloves

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spare key

Cash Card

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Wear what you think is safe enough for you and pillion

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see where you are ridding

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Guest Mr.Black
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morning all.... it's Friday!!!!! enjoy urselves...

 

Morning.....

Guest ChaoPussy
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i gooing to post this i nthe biker felloship thread

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penang is so freaking hot!!!!!!!!!!

 

time to head to thailand

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