[Discussion] What's bugging you now?

[epk]

I went for a pee just now. My slightly yellow stream of urine was flowing constantly. As usual, happily creating a mini splash at the pond below.

 

Duno why the stream suddenly start to flap uncontrollably left and right! I just can't regain control and the direction no matter how hard i fight it! No choice... Just let it run itself out.

 

Had to change my shorts and underwear due to the stream-slapper.

 

This kind of information, think you keep it to yourself better..

[XxPJYxX]

Wtf... Veil nothing better to do ah? Disgusting sia... -.- wa Lao...

[MR BIKER]

As a medical trained personal, i advised you see a doctor before its too late.

[Veil]

Guys, its meant to be a joke lah. Duno wats got into me. Maybe the hot weather and lack of water.

 

Next upcoming post is dedicated to pun a certain colorectal doctor.

 

Title: "Tales of the semi-solid brown stones".

[XxPJYxX]

Guys, its meant to be a joke lah. Duno wats got into me. Maybe the hot weather and lack of water.

 

Next upcoming post is dedicated to pun a certain colorectal doctor.

 

Title: "Tales of the semi-solid brown stones".

 

What's bugging me now is your first tale of the yellow stream and somehow I feel excited to read your next up coming tale about the semi-solid brown stones. I have no idea whats got into me. Whyyyyyyy? Lol... Haha

[MR BIKER]

Yes lah , yes , we know its a joke. ssssss. we also joke you. but you know right there are ladies who read this thread right like you know Ms Vicious Kitty. hey ms where are you?? please come back. or else we have to hear something like veil here.

[GuiNNeSS]

I am flattered that you boys missed me, though its probably because I am the only female posting up here?

 

Well, lets see. I am cheesed off with the White Paper Thingy. We don't have enough infrastructure. Our infrastructure is also crumbling due to lack of dedicated overall maintenance. You come out MRT plans and White Papeer. But forgot to consider linking us with our neighbouring country to cater to us poor folks who can no longer afford to live in Singapore.

 

And my course is starting to get intersting, as we study into different cultures of Singapore, but I am disappointed with like only one theory lesson and one practical into the Muslim and Indian Culture portion. Its just too short a time to cram in all those history lah. There is so much to learn on philosophy as well as reasonings for such history developments! From the technologies available at that time as well as the demographics.

 

I am not heavily religious, nor highly intelligient, so its always a amazement as to how I try to imagine how the people of the old thinks.

 

Anyway, I really should redo my 'o' levels. Get enough to maybe become the oldest student at a local polytechnic. Maybe something in Geriatic Nursing or something. Maybe even gardening?

[GuiNNeSS]

Yes Mr Biker,

 

I am surprisingly here.

 

And veil. take the boy's advise. losing control of your stream like that.....might be early signs of impotence.

[GuiNNeSS]

On a fun note.

 

I really really like wearing those now oh so cheap to buy pregnant ladies type of dresses. Very comfy and easy to wear. Really like how the long dresses swish around my ankles and knees. Only thing is, has to wear some high heels so I wont look ultra frumpy....

 

Well so far, I have not been doing a lot of peak hour commuting, so not many people have been giving up their seats for me.

 

And even one time, a stranger was so concerned about me, thinking I was pregnant, I am just really fat lah.

 

I was not even offended. She later keeps apologising, but in my heart, there was really warm feeling.

 

What had probably been hurting, is that I was thinking, that I really will have wanted to be pregnant and be having children. Alas, fate didnt grant me that. However, I cheated fate a bit, and I do have my genetic materials half a dozen now running around. All with different fathers of sorts.

[GuiNNeSS]

On a fun note.

 

I really really like wearing those now oh so cheap to buy pregnant ladies type of dresses. Very comfy and easy to wear. Really like how the long dresses swish around my ankles and knees. Only thing is, has to wear some high heels so I wont look ultra frumpy....

 

Well so far, I have not been doing a lot of peak hour commuting, so not many people have been giving up their seats for me.

 

And even one time, a stranger was so concerned about me, thinking I was pregnant, I am just really fat lah.

 

I was not even offended. She later keeps apologising, but in my heart, there was really warm feeling.

 

What had probably been hurting, is that I was thinking, that I really will have wanted to be pregnant and be having children. Alas, fate didnt grant me that. However, I cheated fate a bit, and I do have my genetic materials half a dozen now running around. All with different fathers of sorts.

[MR BIKER]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHA. SHE IS BACK.!!! . VK you made a joyous man out of me today. you are being humble too much to say NOT too highly intelligent. forsook woman, its great intelliigence to pen down all that you have said in just a space of few minutes. hey wearing a preggie dress ??? thats going and punching below the belt. then what are men supposed to do?? bring a cane ?? well my knees are not being kind to me nowadays. probably should buy one.

[XxPJYxX]

Hi vicious kitty...

[GuiNNeSS]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHA. SHE IS BACK.!!! . VK you made a joyous man out of me today. you are being humble too much to say NOT too highly intelligent. forsook woman, its great intelliigence to pen down all that you have said in just a space of few minutes. hey wearing a preggie dress ??? thats going and punching below the belt. then what are men supposed to do?? bring a cane ?? well my knees are not being kind to me nowadays. probably should buy one.

 

Buy from Daiso lah. They have everything nowadays.

[GuiNNeSS]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHA. SHE IS BACK.!!! . VK you made a joyous man out of me today. you are being humble too much to say NOT too highly intelligent. forsook woman, its great intelliigence to pen down all that you have said in just a space of few minutes. hey wearing a preggie dress ??? thats going and punching below the belt. then what are men supposed to do?? bring a cane ?? well my knees are not being kind to me nowadays. probably should buy one.

 

Buy from Daiso lah. They have everything nowadays.

[GuiNNeSS]

Update.

 

I have Laringitis recently, and doctors prescibed voice rest.....which can stretch to 1 year.

 

It bugs me, because I am on a course that requires me to speak and speak. And I can't! I can only hope it wont fail me when I really needs it.

 

And its becoming a joke bouncing back on me. I always teased others about sore throats and so on with errrmm.......'you lick/suck too much lah'.

[XxPJYxX]

Try drinking honey?

[MR BIKER]

Well , I am a great believer in garlic. dont take those pills . eat raw. laryngitis is most probably caused by virus or overstrain oof your cord. virus scared of garlic. thats why vampire too. honey ??? depends on severity or cause of the inflammation. it can worsen

[GuiNNeSS]

Already drinking honey and cinnamon water by the gallons.

 

Anyway, I couldnt speak as much. So most of my friends are breathing a relief. They complained that I am always too loud. Now they always giggle at my soft.....'demure' voice.

 

So where were we. Oh...whats bugging me. The furnitures I intend to move to JB. They are cheap Ikea stuff. But they are still useable. But the moving cost is like not worth it.

 

Except for the daybed and the Seahorse Foam Mattresses.....I really dont want to give them away. But spending $900 to move to Malaysia. Kinda overkill.

[GuiNNeSS]

Should I really go back and volunteer again as a Manager with OCBC Cycle.

 

The last time, I was really bored and disappointed with the Management.

 

I really prefer that this time, I only need to be doing a little bit on the ground.

[MR BIKER]

what???? 900 bucks sing?? that will be 2300 rm. you can actually buy a whole new set of furniture there. well, if you movers, you know you can get many guys to help out , i am sure.

[GuiNNeSS]

what???? 900 bucks sing?? that will be 2300 rm. you can actually buy a whole new set of furniture there. well, if you movers, you know you can get many guys to help out , i am sure.

 

The problem isnt about the moving. Its the Moving to Malaysia part that is troublesome.

 

I really dont want to give away the bed and the mattress. The rest, I guess can give away easily.

 

Sigh....why never strike TOTO! Then I can buy that 5I HDB apartment and dont have to move to Malayse ania!

 

PS. The getting the 'Rich, Single & Almost Dead' fella is still not happenings....sigh......

[MR BIKER]

HAHAHHAHAHA. Must change to old maid?? no body wants. is it this year the great 40?? never good at maths anyway. i think toto , they let PR and FT to win , so that they will spread the words around in their countries that singapore is a land of opportunities. hey anyway, you single and no kids what, why worry so much. am sure HDB allows you to buy a 3 room.

[GuiNNeSS]

HAHAHHAHAHA. Must change to old maid?? no body wants. is it this year the great 40?? never good at maths anyway. i think toto , they let PR and FT to win , so that they will spread the words around in their countries that singapore is a land of opportunities. hey anyway, you single and no kids what, why worry so much. am sure HDB allows you to buy a 3 room.

 

I dont want a 3room. Enough of 3 room. And even nowadays, 3 room also very expensive. Even higher COV then normal 5 rooms!

[MR BIKER]

True, true. true. its the hard truth. wonder what is not true

[Veil]

Welcome back Ms! We really miss your honesty here! Sorry to hear about your voice problem. Get well soon!

 

By the way, i think its still too early for impotence to call on me. Might go for a valve clearance to clear and straighten things out.

 

Wish you all the best in finding that rich expiring old dude. I will help you keep a lookout for potentials.