Funny and interesting comments from non-riders

[ThePole]

another gem of comments:

 

Me: Doctor, sorry I am soaked wet. Forgot to bring my raincoat.

Doctor: Never mind. Strange, I thought bikers always keep the raincoat under their seat.

Me: .... (not from under the seat you idiot, it is from the box, and I don't have a box!)

[bernardk]

But back then the most popular bikes are kupkia... right? O-o i see uncles riding kupkia with their legs wide open looooooor... not like de kupkia's engine is anywhere near their balls. =-=

 

Wa liew in the past there are ZZR lor hahaha alot of big bikes also. RD350 TZR250, NSR250. all these are very fast bike. not too sure if there is a 500 on the road.

 

another gem of comments:

 

Me: Doctor, sorry I am soaked wet. Forgot to bring my raincoat.

Doctor: Never mind. Strange, I thought bikers always keep the raincoat under their seat.

Me: .... (not from under the seat you idiot, it is from the box, and I don't have a box!)

 

Some bike can keep raincoats under the seat. So mabbe the Doctor dunno that some bike no underseat compartment.

[Prankster]

i think should haf RD550 rite???

[Prankster]

oh yah

 

I wanna add too, happen like 1wk back...

 

I was designin a design which i 1 Godsend(in CMO thread) to do for me on a wire mesh for my bike...

 

I'm ridin the bike i have in my avatar...

 

Friend: The design not nice lah

Me: Nvm, i like can liao... (while modifying the word "fireblade" on my mesh)

Friend: Wah, fireblade seh.... Act fierce... So ah beng...

Me: ..... thats is the model of my bike!!!!!!

Friend: ..... (walks away)

[bernardk]

oh yah

 

I wanna add too, happen like 1wk back...

 

I was designin a design which i 1 Godsend(in CMO thread) to do for me on a wire mesh for my bike...

 

I'm ridin the bike i have in my avatar...

 

Friend: The design not nice lah

Me: Nvm, i like can liao... (while modifying the word "fireblade" on my mesh)

Friend: Wah, fireblade seh.... Act fierce... So ah beng...

Me: ..... thats is the model of my bike!!!!!!

Friend: ..... (walks away)

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHHA AH AHHA HAHHAHHAH AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA Wa liew ROFL.

[gohjohan]

Wa liew in the past there are ZZR lor hahaha alot of big bikes also. RD350 TZR250, NSR250. all these are very fast bike. not too sure if there is a 500 on the road.

 

 

 

Some bike can keep raincoats under the seat. So mabbe the Doctor dunno that some bike no underseat compartment.

 

older bikes have space under the seat to put rain coat. Nowadays, bikes are lighter 'cos less space under the seat. Only have space to put instruction booklet, insurance papers and tool kit that's tightly packed.

[Pandoras Kitten 3]

another gem of comments:

 

Me: Doctor, sorry I am soaked wet. Forgot to bring my raincoat.

Doctor: Never mind. Strange, I thought bikers always keep the raincoat under their seat.

Me: .... (not from under the seat you idiot, it is from the box, and I don't have a box!)

 

I don't use raincoats. Getting wet is part of the fun!

 

Besides I dry very fast going at 90kph

[swiftee]

Wa liew in the past there are ZZR lor hahaha alot of big bikes also. RD350 TZR250, NSR250. all these are very fast bike. not too sure if there is a 500 on the road.

 

i think should haf RD550 rite???

 

yes there is RD500, RG500... beautiful beasts

RD350 ok la... nt say very big la... around super 4 size but a bit taller

 

oh yah

 

I wanna add too, happen like 1wk back...

 

I was designin a design which i 1 Godsend(in CMO thread) to do for me on a wire mesh for my bike...

 

I'm ridin the bike i have in my avatar...

 

Friend: The design not nice lah

Me: Nvm, i like can liao... (while modifying the word "fireblade" on my mesh)

Friend: Wah, fireblade seh.... Act fierce... So ah beng...

Me: ..... thats is the model of my bike!!!!!!

Friend: ..... (walks away)

 

OH LOL... unintentional "ah beng"

 

I don't use raincoats. Getting wet is part of the fun!

 

Besides I dry very fast going at 90kph

 

i dunno what kind of rain u r going through... but the last time i got soaked in the rain i was shivering all the way home until i felt totally miserable, bike ended up in a flood, reached home and caught a chill and was running a temperature, ended up taking the rest of the day off from work.

 

it was a monsoon kind btw, the kind that you cannot see anything except the lights of the car in front of you.

and i stupidly thought that i could proceed without a raincoat through that ****... now even with a raincoat... no way

[GuiNNeSS]

I dont wear raincoats, because I think they dont work, and I get sick easier with raincoats holding in the heat/water.

 

Wet T-shirt Gang Unite!

[swiftee]

I dont wear raincoats, because I think they dont work, and I get sick easier with raincoats holding in the heat/water.

 

Wet T-shirt Gang Unite!

 

raincoat holds in the water?

true... but shouldnt the water not get in in the first place?

[Pandoras Kitten 3]

i dunno what kind of rain u r going through... but the last time i got soaked in the rain i was shivering all the way home until i felt totally miserable, bike ended up in a flood, reached home and caught a chill and was running a temperature, ended up taking the rest of the day off from work.

 

it was a monsoon kind btw, the kind that you cannot see anything except the lights of the car in front of you.

and i stupidly thought that i could proceed without a raincoat through that ****... now even with a raincoat... no way

 

Bought my first bike and collected the little monster the same day after passing license and went into that sort of rain on the way back! Motorbike become motorboat.

 

I've been walking in the rain since my secondary school days so, I don't get sick in that way. When the weather is hot however...

[GuiNNeSS]

raincoat holds in the water?

true... but shouldnt the water not get in in the first place?

 

Sometimes its just not the rain, its your own sweat.

[Akarui Siren]

ooo... i like monsoon... makes me totally miserably wet tho i managed to savage the top part of my body cos of the raincoat. prolly cos i wear riding jacket + rain coat = dry. bahahah.

[Pandoras Kitten 3]

My favourite 'raincoat' was a leather jacket I got for 100 ringgit in JB. The zip was waterproof, and it had a horse collar to keep water out of the neck area. Better, I couldn't feel anything hitting me even at highway speeds, be it wind, rain, small stones, insects...

 

Used it till it literally disintegrated a few years later.

[suf]

I use the 'Adult Poncho' you can find at 7-11 or other convenience stores.. store it uunder my seat for emergency use.

 

Simply LOVE the post-riding 'effect'! hee...

[Pandoras Kitten 3]

Oh dear what does it do?

[Akarui Siren]

oh yar... bought this riding jacket which is also half-raincoat (esp if its mild drizzling or rainy but short distance travel) @ promotion price $150 @ Motorworld. Heard they're going lower again, not sure ahahas... But proof very useful when I kenna rain when I was just few meters away from home. My pants total wet, but my top at least half-dry hahas

[GuiNNeSS]

I subscribe to......just have shower gels, towels and spare change of clothing in the box. Easier to shower and wash up then walk around half soaked.

[Akarui Siren]

too bad i couldnt do that if it happens to be a monsoon rain.... cos my inner box will be just as wet as outside. Not vaacum tight enough haa

[suf]

Oh dear what does it do?

 

This $2 poncho is durable, sleek and convenient.

 

The only cons is - after riding, i only had the sleeves of the poncho on while the remaining is just torn and tattered.

 

Must have torn, flew off and swat on a car windscreen.

[Pandoras Kitten 3]

LOL some special effects for your very own Bollywood action movie.

 

Not rated for 90kph wind blast perhaps

[bernardk]

older bikes have space under the seat to put rain coat. Nowadays, bikes are lighter 'cos less space under the seat. Only have space to put instruction booklet, insurance papers and tool kit that's tightly packed.

 

seems like from your siggy, all the bikes that you rode are all without seat compartment. Hahaha. Not true that nowadays bike have less space. Take a look at scooters. Some can even put a whole tennis racket i reckon.

[Pandoras Kitten 3]

Tennis racket? The instructor of a Japanese swordplay club I went to used to transport a ton of airsoft weapons in his X-9, one huge bag full of them.

 

I can't begin to think if I should have bought a maxiscooter instead for the gigantic built-in storage.

[Cracked]

I can't begin to think if I should have bought a maxiscooter instead for the gigantic built-in storage.

 

u can prolly fit a small child and a cat in a maxiscoot's compartment..

[spheriphos]

Went to meet some frens who drives for kopi and decide to ride seeing such a nice wheather..

Walked into the kopishop with my helmet.

 

A: Didn't know you ride bike also.

Me: Yup.

A: Simi Bike

Me: 999S (Forgetting that they are drivers tat does not know bike models)

A: Got such brand meh?

Me: oh.. tat is the model la. It's a Ducati.

A give the blurr look.: nvr hear before. Japan bike??

Me: Italian

A: ORHHHH!!! Like ferrari la.. How many cc?

me: 999 cc lor.

A: ok liow la. enough in sg liow la. I find my vios already just nice power for sg roads liow. Mine 1500cc some more. Bike so dangerous 999cc enough liow la.

Me speechless awhile then reply: You mean to say your car faster la??

A: You damn cute leh!! Ask stupid question leh. yours 999cc only leh. I gib you 1000cc la. Mine 1500cc leh. 500cc more leh. Modified some more one leh... I eat you for breakfast, lunch dinner and supper some more. Siao bo? You damn cartoon leh...

 

My one other fren who also have a bike nearly falls off the chair laughing...

 

hahahaha i literally lol'ed after reading this!