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kau kene operate apa siol?? buah pinggang ke?? haha..

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AKu tak kenesurgery.. in 2 months time tak recover jugak..., aku kene operationss.........

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Cdah33 Newbie

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zulhakim Posted on Aug 26 2005, 09:28 AM

last pantun utk catwomen

 

Pergi ke mesin membeli pepsi,

Dibeli untuk si mulot yang becok,

Alahai catwomen yang matanye seksi,

Mengapa awal benar awak da masuk?

 

hehe!

 

 

:clap:

 

kita keje pagi lah today.....:sian:

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bro_isk Newbie

bro_isk

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Originally posted by zulhakim@Aug 26 2005, 09:36 AM

kau kene operate apa siol?? buah pinggang ke?? haha..

hmmm.... ntahlah.....?

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Current Ride: XR400 & WR200

zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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ouhhh.. den tat day kau kene apa seh?? apakah penyakit sebenar kau?? kencing masin ke??

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razin Newbie

razin

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pfoof

The Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) said, "Remember more often the destroyer of pleasures - death." In Memory Of Dr Bend......

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bro_isk Newbie

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Originally posted by zulhakim@Aug 26 2005, 09:39 AM

ouhhh.. den tat day kau kene apa seh?? apakah penyakit sebenar kau?? kencing masin ke??

dat dey aku kene suler dengan doktor!!! dia scope aku siaq!!! sakit siol!!!! dalam pulak tuh!!! dalah... tanak bebual lagi.... tak sensed laa...

 

brb... aku kat skolah nak gi naik ofis kejap hantar barang..

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Past Rides: WR200(2004-2005), WaveS125(2005-2006), WR200(2006-2007), XR400(2006-2007),GN125(2007-2007),KTM200(2007-2007), XR400(2007-2008), Gilera200(2008-2008), Vespa(2008-2008).

 

Current Ride: XR400 & WR200

Cdah33 Newbie

Cdah33

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Isk_Wr2 Posted on Aug 26 2005, 09:37 AM

AKu tak kenesurgery.. in 2 months time tak recover jugak..., aku kene operationss.........

 

Awak nie kenapa pulak....sampai nak operationss..... :confused:

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by Isk_Wr2@Aug 26 2005, 09:38 AM

hmmm.... ntahlah.....?

lolz! Penyakit misteri.. aku rasa kau dah kene buatan orang ar..

(sedutan dari filem Nasib si labu labi) haha..

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by Isk_Wr2@Aug 26 2005, 09:42 AM

dat dey aku kene suler dengan doktor!!! dia scope aku siaq!!! sakit siol!!!! dalam pulak tuh!!! dalah... tanak bebual lagi.... tak sensed laa...

 

brb... aku kat skolah nak gi naik ofis kejap hantar barang..

haha antar barang?? ko pon suka main antar barang?? patot lar barang tuh kene antar balik pat kau.. *step bebual pasal bomoh2*

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bro_isk Newbie

bro_isk

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Originally posted by CaTwOmEn@Aug 26 2005, 09:42 AM

Isk_Wr2 Posted on Aug 26 2005, 09:37 AM

 

 

Awak nie kenapa pulak....sampai nak operationss..... :confused:

eerrmmm... aderla...

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Past Rides: WR200(2004-2005), WaveS125(2005-2006), WR200(2006-2007), XR400(2006-2007),GN125(2007-2007),KTM200(2007-2007), XR400(2007-2008), Gilera200(2008-2008), Vespa(2008-2008).

 

Current Ride: XR400 & WR200

bro_isk Newbie

bro_isk

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Originally posted by zulhakim@Aug 26 2005, 09:44 AM

lolz! Penyakit misteri.. aku rasa kau dah kene buatan orang ar..

(sedutan dari filem Nasib si labu labi) haha..

kepale hotak.... :)

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Past Rides: WR200(2004-2005), WaveS125(2005-2006), WR200(2006-2007), XR400(2006-2007),GN125(2007-2007),KTM200(2007-2007), XR400(2007-2008), Gilera200(2008-2008), Vespa(2008-2008).

 

Current Ride: XR400 & WR200

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Originally posted by zulhakim@Aug 26 2005, 09:28 AM

Jeng jeng jeng... ada yang gelar aku setan.. hehe terasa plak gua.. lolz.

 

Pergi ke POSB dengan berjalan,

Demi untuk mendapatkan loan,

Wahai saudara TLK yang budiman,

Pandai sungguh kamu berpantun..

 

Balik rumah mendayung sampan,

Terpaksa rempuh sungai Belukar,

Apa obat yang engkau telan,

Apakah itu GANJA si lelaki Ular??

 

Mak timah menggoreng cikodok,

Disediakan untuk si tua HASLAM,

Kalau mata lu da stim kodok,

Tidor je pakai cermin mata itam.

 

:cheers: last pantun utk catwomen :lovestruck:

 

Pergi ke mesin membeli pepsi,

Dibeli untuk si mulot yang becok,

Alahai catwomen yang matanye seksi,

Mengapa awal benar awak da masuk?

 

hehe!

Cari Hang Tuah di kota Melaka

Singgah di Jasin makan seafood horfun

Sesunggunya pantun ku ini merepek belaka

Kalau speaking London, it's for fun

 

Makan horfun dengan kerepek

Sambil meminum air barli

Kalau part Ubat nak kena tanya Si Apek

Nanti dia mesti rekomen Si Tongkat Ali

 

Dari Melaka pergi ke Macau

Terasa pulak nak makan rojak petis

Memang bagus idea kau

Tapi takkan nak pakai cermin mata hitam pat dalam opis

 

Pergi ke Macau nampak si Jebat

Mulutnya melopong takde gigi

Sesungguhnya awak lagi hebat

Tido kol 2 pagi, bangun kol 5 pagi

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

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Originally posted by Isk_Wr2@Aug 26 2005, 09:42 AM

dat dey aku kene suler dengan doktor!!! dia scope aku siaq!!! sakit siol!!!! dalam pulak tuh!!! dalah... tanak bebual lagi.... tak sensed laa...

 

:giddy:

Dokter hewan?

Dokter pong main seler seler ke?

Dokter pake aper bende suler ar?

Dokter suka bondage mcm Catwoman[/color]?*tapi Catwoman main pukol pukol :cheeky:

Dokter suler pake brape inci punyer?

Sakit tak?koyak tak? :lol:

 

Goohood Morning People :cheer:

PS: 1st time eh, aku pepagi dah masok...kekeke

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Originally posted by TLK24@Aug 26 2005, 09:50 AM

Pergi ke Macau nampak si Jebat

Mulutnya MELOPONG takde gigi

Sesungguhnya awak lagi hebat

Tido kol 2 pagi, bangun kol 5 pagi

 

Kekeke... :confused: takder gigi??

 

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Kan ader... :cheer:

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Cdah33 Newbie

Cdah33

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zulhakim Posted on Aug 26 2005, 09:46 AM

haha antar barang?? ko pon suka main antar barang?? patot lar barang tuh kene antar balik pat kau.. *step bebual pasal bomoh2*

 

 

:confused:

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Dokkkzzz, pasal suler tuh, kalau nak senang masok, pake magerine...kalau nak lagi, try pake minyak cap Pisau... :thumb:

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Cdah33 Newbie

Cdah33

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GSR Posted on Aug 26 2005, 09:50 AM

Dokter hewan?

Dokter pong main seler seler ke?

Dokter pake aper bende suler ar?

Dokter suka bondage mcm Catwoman[/color]?*tapi Catwoman main pukol pukol

Dokter suler pake brape inci punyer?

Sakit tak?koyak tak?

 

Goohood Morning People

PS: 1st time eh, aku pepagi dah masok...kekeke

 

 

:confused: kita tak ada kena megena dlm ini gambar lah...AAAAAAA:faint: *sedutan dlm cerita seniman bujang lapok*

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by TLK24@Aug 26 2005, 09:50 AM

Cari Hang Tuah di kota Melaka

Singgah di Jasin makan seafood horfun

Sesunggunya pantun ku ini merepek belaka

Kalau speaking London, it's for fun

 

Makan horfun dengan kerepek

Sambil meminum air barli

Kalau part Ubat nak kena tanya Si Apek

Nanti dia mesti rekomen Si Tongkat Ali

 

Dari Melaka pergi ke Macau

Terasa pulak nak makan rojak petis

Memang bagus idea kau

Tapi takkan nak pakai cermin mata hitam pat dalam opis

 

Pergi ke Macau nampak si Jebat

Mulutnya melopong takde gigi

Sesungguhnya awak lagi hebat

Tido kol 2 pagi, bangun kol 5 pagi

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

Si jebat di gunung duduk bertapa,

Terkena godaan puteri yang ayu,

Kehebatanku ini tidak seberapa,

Tak dapat dibandingkan dengan kamu tu.

 

Tergugat pula tapaan si dia,

Rasanya bagai tergugat nafsu,

Jika kamu pandai meneka,

Mata siapa leh tahan tak tidor seminggu.

 

Terpaksa si jebat membatalkan bertapa,

Di goda si puteri berkali kali,

Wahai apek boleh kah ku bertanya,

Apakah kuasanya si tongkat Ali.

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Lam, kau bangun pagi diatas dasar apa?? haha.. pat skola kepe?? da abis animation ko peh rendering?? haha..

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Cdah33 Newbie

Cdah33

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zulhakim Posted on Aug 26 2005, 10:06 AM

Lam, kau bangun pagi diatas dasar apa?? haha.. pat skola kepe?? da abis animation ko peh rendering?? haha..

 

 

:confused: tak nampak pun dia kat sini...

WR200: July 05 - Sep 05

TW200: May06 - Current

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

Posted
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Originally posted by zulhakim@Aug 26 2005, 10:06 AM

Lam, kau bangun pagi diatas dasar apa?? haha.. pat skola kepe?? da abis animation ko peh rendering?? haha..

The rendering masih berRender....

since 8pm*yesterday...

 

Bangun dasar kene gi group meeting at 12 for presentation at 4....

*kul 10:30 dah kene kluar rumah sak...3 bas untok ke skola..est 1.5hr journey

 

Nga mendak ni...*kau ader sudu?

Deadline for the animasi is 3pm today... :help: :faint:

July 04 - June 05: Krr 150

Sept 05 - Apr 07: CBR400RRR

Apr 07 - Apr 10: R1

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by CaTwOmEn@Aug 26 2005, 10:14 AM

zulhakim Posted on Aug 26 2005, 10:06 AM

 

 

 

:confused: tak nampak pun dia kat sini...

:confused: :giddy: o_O

July 04 - June 05: Krr 150

Sept 05 - Apr 07: CBR400RRR

Apr 07 - Apr 10: R1

June 10 - July 11: X1

Mar 11 - ???: 1198

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

Posted
Posted
Originally posted by zulhakim@Aug 26 2005, 10:04 AM

Si jebat di gunung duduk bertapa,

Terkena godaan puteri yang ayu,

Kehebatanku ini tidak seberapa,

Tak dapat dibandingkan dengan kamu tu.

 

Tergugat pula tapaan si dia,

Rasanya bagai tergugat nafsu,

Jika kamu pandai meneka,

Mata siapa leh tahan tak tidor seminggu.

 

Terpaksa si jebat membatalkan bertapa,

Di goda si puteri berkali kali,

Wahai apek boleh kah ku bertanya,

Apakah kuasanya si tongkat Ali.

Janji si Jebat telah dimungkiri

Maka hilang kuasa, hilang sakti

Janganlah pula merendah diri

Kehebatan kamu sudah pun terbukti

 

Menyesal si Jebat memang tak sudah

Lalu bersembunyi di Pulau Tioman

Kalau diteka memanglah mudah

Adakah mata itu kepunyaan Catwoman

 

Pergi ke Tioman naiklah perahu

Disambut pulak dgn Cik Baba

Jangan ditanya soalan sebegitu

Kalau betul ingin tahu, silalah cuba

 

Ikutkan hati, memang si Jebat nak mati

Kerana nafsu memakan diri sendiri

Kalau dah cuba tu, mestilah berhati-hati

Nanti akibatnya akan muncul selepas 9 bulan 9 hari

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

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