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Originally posted by TLK24@Aug 16 2006, 02:46 PM

dabonz >> kalau amoi cakap, aku bole percaya.....tak macam sidektu, takmo cakap aje takmo, ni nak suruh amik la, hantar balik la :sian:

kau kenal tak tu budak....

Sapa? Mana? Detu? Eeeesh!! Kenal betui gue..detu tu, hensem orngnye, badan gait, rambut kerenteng slalu kat Ipoh bar, kan? :smile:

 

Dia bilang ako dia slalu ckp gitu pasal tempat bola tu ade skit nye jauh dgn rumah dia. Pas tu dia aji-no-moto, terpaksa public...Cian kan? Kan? Kan?Kan?Kan?Kan?Kan? :weep:

 

Tapikan, dia tak pernah taruk nama pat list pas tu tak datang..jadi jgn lah marah² dia. Ok, bang Nor²? :lovestruck:

 

psst! Dngr² dia ade renovation company pat kampung lain! :bouncefire:

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Originally posted by DaBonz@Aug 16 2006, 03:43 PM

Apsal tak nak join skali? Naik 2A, Lagi fierce :bouncefire: Sted of two small girl on one big bike, have two small girl on two big bikes! :thumb: (safer,too)

TLK!!! KAU NAMPAK APER YG AKU NAMPAK!!!

Ader jugak yg ckp aku SMALL... :bounce: :bounce:

DaBonz>> Baru pass 2B lah... :sweat: Btw, I tak SMALL. I LARGE. :lol:

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Originally posted by moifredah@Aug 16 2006, 03:52 PM

TLK!!! KAU NAMPAK APER YG AKU NAMPAK!!!

Ader jugak yg ckp aku SMALL... :bounce: :bounce:

moi >> sebenarnya si beruk hitam tu belum pernah nampak kau...maner la dia tahu kau tu small ke extra large :D

 

nasib baik kau self-confessed yang kau ni LARGE :thumb:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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TLK24 Newbie

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Originally posted by DaBonz@Aug 16 2006, 03:28 PM

Sapa? Mana? Detu? Eeeesh!! Kenal betui gue..detu tu, hensem orngnye, badan gait, rambut kerenteng slalu kat Ipoh bar, kan? :smile:

 

Dia bilang ako dia slalu ckp gitu pasal tempat bola tu ade skit nye jauh dgn rumah dia. Pas tu dia aji-no-moto, terpaksa public...Cian kan? Kan? Kan?Kan?Kan?Kan?Kan? :weep:

 

Tapikan, dia tak pernah taruk nama pat list pas tu tak datang..jadi jgn lah marah² dia. Ok, bang Nor²? :lovestruck:

nak marah buatpe.....waste of time aje :D

 

dah memang perangai camtu....apa bole buat.

 

buat bodoh aje :lol:

 

:btw: yang kau nak defend² sidektu kenape? takkan kopi kau pun ader serbok cili :nono:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Originally posted by DaBonz@Aug 16 2006, 04:38 PM

Ahaks!! Kalo bang Nor² ambik ako dis Friday bole tengok in real life! :p

bak kata orang tua-tua, hidup biar berdikari :thumb:

 

.....aku mula terpikir sesuatu - apasal eh kau tak mintak boss kau amik kau pegi keje tiap-tiap hari? :giddy:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

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DaBonz Newbie

DaBonz

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Originally posted by TLK24@Aug 16 2006, 04:49 PM

bak kata orang tua-tua, hidup biar berdikari :thumb:

.....i mula terpikir sesuatu - apasal eh kau tak mintak boss kau amik kau pegi keje tiap-tiap hari? :giddy:

pasal ako takde boss. Ngah auto pilot sampai GM baru masuk.(ntah bila) Dah 6 bulan, batang hidung pon tak nampak.

 

'sides, kalo boss ambik ako, kan terbalik kan? Aku yg boss gitu...pe saje ko ni. Jadi Fri kul brapa kat mana ko nak ambik ako? :bounce:

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Danny29 Newbie

Danny29

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Originally posted by eeeyonda@Aug 16 2006, 02:22 PM

:cheer: MR Soccer Session :cheer:

 

Where: Blk 464 Jurong West St 42

When: 18 Aug 2006 (Friday), 7.00 pm sharp!

 

Probables:

1. TLK24

2. Spiritual Rain

3. Din37

4. Zulhakim

5. Danny'29

6. Azinho79

7. Wan

8. Iya

9. Azmi (kwn aku... Mungkin dia turun)

10. aku

11.

 

No pending list required. Just input your name if you are free and interested. If not, some other time perhaps

 

:sorry:

Akhirnya pemain otai kita turun jugak... hehe...

 

 

AKu sker aku sker.... :cheeky:

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zulhakim Newbie

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Originally posted by nedomar@Aug 16 2006, 08:19 PM

salaam geng! aku kehilangan account fridgebuzzz kat msn. sesapa yg ada aku dalam list, sila lah add aku sekali lagi kalau sudi...

 

[email protected]

 

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nedomar79?? hahahaha.. 2006-1979= ?? do your maths guys.. kekee.. just kiddin ye kak ned.. takkan marah.. hehe..

 

anyway.. bola list macam ramai aje.. kekeke.. gizzard and necks aje ke yang turun>??? yang feathers growing tu aje tak turun ke?? haha..

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sarasta Newbie

sarasta

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Originally posted by zulhakim@Aug 16 2006, 09:12 PM

nedomar79?? hahahaha.. 2006-1979= ?? do your maths guys.. kekee.. just kiddin ye kak ned.. takkan marah.. hehe..

:giddy: maths aku 'O' lebel fail.. zul bleh tolong kirakan .. :sweat:

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azzy2327 Newbie

azzy2327

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Selamat Pagi Mrians

 

Wah Danny dah bangun pergi sekolah so early....

 

Nak baca joke lagi tak...

 

This is a story about Ah Beng in search of a wife with the help of his mother Ah

 

Kew. One day Ah Beng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ah

 

Beng.

 

The 3 pretty girls name and occupations:

 

1) Ah Huey - Telephonist

 

2) Ah Moi - Primary Skool Teacher

 

3) Ah Lian - Bus Conductor

 

Ah Beng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of chatting with the girls his

 

mother asked him.

 

Ah Kew : Ah Beng, how? Which one you like the most?

 

Ah Beng : I like Ah Lian the most.

 

Ah Kew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! Where got future wan? Ah Moi not bad

 

eh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna go to

 

skool aloso easy.

 

Ah Beng : Ah mah dunwan laaa!!

 

Ah Kew : Why dunwan?

 

Ah Beng : becoz skool teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!!! DO AGAIN!!!

 

I Want it done 10 times... SOME MORE, SOME MORE!" Like this very tiring

 

everynite I can die one ahmah!

 

Ah Kew : aiyooo!!! then Ah Huey lar! at least she is better than Ah Lian.

 

Ah Beng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say "WAIT A

 

MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make

 

baby la?

 

Ah Kew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ah Lian so much? bus conductor only

 

wor!!! Where got future one?

 

Ah Beng : Ahmah you duno wan la... I always take mini bus to KL, those

 

womenbus conductor always say "BANG MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM

 

SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!! everytime they say lidat I also

 

very sexcited one!!!!:faint:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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lain macam aje Azzy2327 cakap pasal masuk belakang dalam-dalam.... :lovestruck:

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

:btw: selamat pagi mr :bounce:

 

on behalf of adik ayam kita, kita ingin mengucapkan ribuan terima kasih pada mereka yang telah bersusah-payah, bertungkus lumus menyelamatkan reban ayam kita semalam malam.....kalau tidak, kita pun tak tahu nak tido maner semalam.

 

Nak harapkan mak ayam b.e.l.a.n.d.a, dia sibuk dgn fesyen bulu-bulu dia!! :mad:

 

 

 

:cheeky:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

moifredah Newbie

moifredah

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Originally posted by TLK24@Aug 17 2006, 10:40 AM

Nak harapkan mak ayam b.e.l.a.n.d.a, dia sibuk dgn fesyen bulu-bulu dia!! :mad:

:cheer: SLAMAT TENGAHARI MRians :cheer:

Jangan marahlah Bang Nor... :lovestruck:

Aku dah obsessed. Smlm sampai rumah pass midnight. Tak mandi dulu tapi sikat rambut, sikat fringe... Dah mandi kene air, ku sikat lagik. Pastu baru ku tido :lol:

Dis morning bukak jer mata, trus sikat rambut!!! Time rambut panjang tak sikat gini machamnyer often tau :faint:

To add last touch, ku sepit fringeku jadik tak kemek sangat biler pkai tudung... :sweat:

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sarasta Newbie

sarasta

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Originally posted by moifredah@Aug 17 2006, 11:11 AM

Aku dah obsessed. Smlm sampai rumah pass midnight. Tak mandi dulu tapi sikat rambut, sikat fringe... Dah mandi kene air, ku sikat lagik. Pastu baru ku tido :lol:

Dis morning bukak jer mata, trus sikat rambut!!!

wah wah wah .. AH MOI~ bukan main lagi dia dengan rambut baru dia.... anways terima kasih atas sekotak coklad yg telah diberikan... kita pun sexited ni.. nanti pun kita nak join club sikat2 rambut.. :cheeky:

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metal.rooster Newbie

metal.rooster

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Originally posted by azzy2327@Aug 17 2006, 09:04 AM

Selamat Pagi Mrians

 

Wah Danny dah bangun pergi sekolah so early....

 

Nak baca joke lagi tak...

 

This is a story about Ah Beng in search of a wife with the help of his mother

cakap pasal Ah Beng Jokes, kiter ade favourite punya:

 

an Ah Beng in a bus ride was busy admiring his Ah Lian photo. suddenly, the bus jerked and the photo fell in between a lady's legs who happen to wear a long skirt.

 

so Ah Beng said: "exkius mee. can pull up your skirt? i wan to take photo."

 

:mad: :faint:

***to the stars on the wings of a pig***

metal.rooster Newbie

metal.rooster

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Originally posted by sarasta@Aug 17 2006, 11:16 AM

wah wah wah .. AH MOI~ bukan main lagi dia dengan rambut baru dia.... anways terima kasih atas sekotak coklad yg telah diberikan... kita pun sexited ni.. nanti pun kita nak join club sikat2 rambut.. :cheeky:

Ah MOI >>> apsal kiter tak dapat SEKOTAK coklat????!! hmmmph! :mad:

 

Apek >>> apek tak nak join kelab sikat2 rambot? hehehehe.....maybe join kelab sikat jembot. kehkehkeh....

***to the stars on the wings of a pig***

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Originally posted by moifredah@Aug 17 2006, 11:11 AM

Jangan marahlah Bang Nor... :lovestruck:

Aku dah obsessed. Smlm sampai rumah pass midnight. Tak mandi dulu tapi sikat rambut, sikat fringe... Dah mandi kene air, ku sikat lagik. Pastu baru ku tido :lol:

Dis morning bukak jer mata, trus sikat rambut!!! Time rambut panjang tak sikat gini machamnyer often tau :faint:

To add last touch, ku sepit fringeku jadik tak kemek sangat biler pkai tudung... :sweat:

aku pun obsessed :lovestruck: .....kempunan aku tak dapat tengok rambut kau yang ikal mayang tu :weep:

 

pakkal la aku dah tebas....kalau tak aku pun nak join kelab sikat2 rambut :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

sarasta Newbie

sarasta

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Originally posted by metal.rooster@Aug 17 2006, 11:25 AM

Apek >>> apek tak nak join kelab sikat2 rambot? hehehehe.....maybe join kelab sikat jembot. kehkehkeh....

Akak... >>>> jembot. tuh apaa?? :confused:

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