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Sayonara Siput oniisan.. Watakushi kaeru desa ka..

 

Sayonara bobo!!!!!!!!!!! :D

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

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cakap jepuneh aku tak paham neh....

 

aku neh cuma tahu ini ~ icibawa neh....

 

:cheeky: :cheeky:

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siput Newbie

siput

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cakap jepuneh aku tak paham neh....

 

aku neh cuma tahu ini ~ icibawa neh....

 

:cheeky: :cheeky:

 

hahaha....kalau gitu pi garokbawah neh:D

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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cakap jepuneh aku tak paham neh....

 

aku neh cuma tahu ini ~ icibawa neh....

 

:cheeky: :cheeky:

 

Dochirahe TLK Oniisan.

Gatehbaweh no desa ka

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Woi...ni kampong Melayu bukan kampong Nippon Paint!!!!!!!

 

Bageroh!!!!!!!!!!!....oopppsss!!!!!!!!!!.......waaa'jar!!!!!!!

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

siput Newbie

siput

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k la gengs...wa naneh tido neh mimpi neh....

:sleep:

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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k la gengs...wa naneh tido neh mimpi neh....

:sleep:

 

Banyak kau punyer neh.....neh!!!!!:D

 

Camat mlm....:bounce:

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Ade sape-sape yg giler mlm ni-(org keje mlm)

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

WingZer0 Newbie

WingZer0

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Bull kata, eh! korang pun kat Tampines gak???? ada understand??

 

 

 

 

 

Perah minyak nampak!

 

Kau tulis shorthand aku baca longhand sebab susah nak faham......aku keja kat tamp, atuk kat AMK dan ayam togel kat Tuas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kalo ko kena double pasal ko ganas! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eleh kau jgak yg shiok bile aku mengganas....sik terpekik Spank Me Spank Me je! :cheeky:

 

 

Apa lagi kasi sampai lebam2 lah.... :cheeky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ade sape-sape yg giler mlm ni-(org keje mlm)

 

 

 

 

 

biasa lah sapa lagi.....tu ayam togel gi pumpet agaknya sebab tu senyap je.....

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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biasa lah sapa lagi.....tu ayam togel gi pumpet agaknya sebab tu senyap je.....

 

aku tgh keje keras ni....sampai plan nak pumpet tergendala :pity:

 

ni semua backlog gara2 dua malam tgk bola!!! :faint: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

WingZer0 Newbie

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aku tgh keje keras ni....sampai plan nak pumpet tergendala :pity:

 

ni semua backlog gara2 dua malam tgk bola!!! :faint: :lol:

 

 

 

 

keja keras eh? backlog? padan muke kau! hahahaha :cheeky:

 

 

 

tu atuk dah senyap dari tadi...agaknya keras terus! :lol:

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greysnail Newbie

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keja keras eh? backlog? padan muke kau! hahahaha :cheeky:

 

 

 

tu atuk dah senyap dari tadi...agaknya keras terus! :lol:

 

 

Hahahahaha...padan muker hang!!!!!!!!

 

 

Yep...tadi tgh keras...skarang da lembik....maner bole keras all the way!..susah nak duduk tu!!!!!!

ingat kayu ka?...batu ka?....:D

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Da ...aku nak sambung balik tido,balik ade "projek"...hehehehehehehehehe

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

WingZer0 Newbie

WingZer0

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Hahahahaha...padan muker hang!!!!!!!!

 

 

Yep...tadi tgh keras...skarang da lembik....maner bole keras all the way!..susah nak duduk tu!!!!!!

ingat kayu ka?...batu ka?....:D

 

 

 

 

 

eh atuk quote tu betul sikit ah....tu si togel bukannya aku kena backlog....

 

aku kan pekerja contoh :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Da ...aku nak sambung balik tido,balik ade "projek"...hehehehehehehehehe

 

 

 

 

 

projek eh?????

 

 

Nak Itot! Nak Itot! :cheeky:

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greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Kepak Sifar - Cover East Ground

ATok Sipot - Cover central Ground

TLK ayam togel - Cover West Ground.

 

Skarang kite nominate kau wahai xjrredbull jadi kite punyer runner..amacam?

Gaji 1 minggu 2000 baht

Kalau ok jumper kiter punyer HR cum Finance cum Manpower cum Chip kau yg baru.

Mr Dabonz aka King.

 

Senang kau nak cam dier.

Selalu berseluar Yankee

berselipar jepun,

t-shirt putih......ade rahsia tertentu mengapa die suker pakai T-shirt putih.Klau nak tau,tunggu time ujan...ah..nanti kau nampak dia lari pat dalam ujan....die punyer lari tu ade semacam skit...ade mcm gay gitu....jgn marah Bonz

 

Kau punyer duty as a runner senang jer.

 

Klau Encik WingZero nak nasi lemak Boonlay,kau telepon Encik TLK,nanti Encik TLK bilang kau stall maner nak beli.Tapi sebelum kau pegi Boon lay,jgn luper belikan Atok Sipot punyer feverit food pat Simpang Bedok.Nanti aku sms feverit food aku tu.Biler da beli,antar pat keje aku baru bole beli Nasi Lemak tu pat Boon Lay.Jgn luper mintak sambal lebih skit...Encik Wing Zero selalu simpan belen sambal tu bawak balik,dia kata nak experiment...experiment ape pun aku tak mau tau tapi aku rasa aku tau....:)

Encik TLK plak suker makan sushi.Dier punyer feverit stall dekat dgn AMK hub tu....Ala RamenTen.Tapi ingat dier klau dier mintak sushi "spesial",kau da taklei beli pat RamenTen tapi pat Lorong Ten....:)

Encik TLK ade account dgn unker pat saner,so sebut namer dier da bole settle.

 

 

So how? Interested?

Pasal minyak dun weri.Kiter ade standby satu tanker dgn tow-hook skali.Bole sangkut pat moto kau.

Bonus,kenaikan gaji bole dibincang.Jumpa dgn Mr Bonz.

Klau nak spesial bonus,jumper Encik TLK nanti dier pass kau membership kad dier....klau kau taknak pakai kad tu kau....ehem..pass pat aku atau Encik WingZero ....tau samer tau la...:)

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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eh atuk quote tu betul sikit ah....tu si togel bukannya aku kena backlog....

 

Sori jari cramp la:D

 

aku kan pekerja contoh :angel:

 

Manyak cantek muker hang!!!!!:box:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

projek eh?????

 

 

Nak Itot! Nak Itot! :cheeky:

 

 

Nak itot...bole............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bole blah!!!!!!:D

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

WingZer0 Newbie

WingZer0

Posted
Posted
Kepak Sifar - Cover East Ground

ATok Sipot - Cover central Ground

TLK ayam togel - Cover West Ground.

 

Skarang kite nominate kau wahai xjrredbull jadi kite punyer runner..amacam?

Gaji 1 minggu 2000 baht

Kalau ok jumper kiter punyer HR cum Finance cum Manpower cum Chip kau yg baru.

Mr Dabonz aka King.

 

Senang kau nak cam dier.

Selalu berseluar Yankee

berselipar jepun,

t-shirt putih......ade rahsia tertentu mengapa die suker pakai T-shirt putih.Klau nak tau,tunggu time ujan...ah..nanti kau nampak dia lari pat dalam ujan....die punyer lari tu ade semacam skit...ade mcm gay gitu....jgn marah Bonz

 

Kau punyer duty as a runner senang jer.

 

Klau Encik WingZero nak nasi lemak Boonlay,kau telepon Encik TLK,nanti Encik TLK bilang kau stall maner nak beli.Tapi sebelum kau pegi Boon lay,jgn luper belikan Atok Sipot punyer feverit food pat Simpang Bedok.Nanti aku sms feverit food aku tu.Biler da beli,antar pat keje aku baru bole beli Nasi Lemak tu pat Boon Lay.Jgn luper mintak sambal lebih skit...Encik Wing Zero selalu simpan belen sambal tu bawak balik,dia kata nak experiment...experiment ape pun aku tak mau tau tapi aku rasa aku tau....:)

Encik TLK plak suker makan sushi.Dier punyer feverit stall dekat dgn AMK hub tu....Ala RamenTen.Tapi ingat dier klau dier mintak sushi "spesial",kau da taklei beli pat RamenTen tapi pat Lorong Ten....:)

Encik TLK ade account dgn unker pat saner,so sebut namer dier da bole settle.

 

 

So how? Interested?

Pasal minyak dun weri.Kiter ade standby satu tanker dgn tow-hook skali.Bole sangkut pat moto kau.

Bonus,kenaikan gaji bole dibincang.Jumpa dgn Mr Bonz.

Klau nak spesial bonus,jumper Encik TLK nanti dier pass kau membership kad dier....klau kau taknak pakai kad tu kau....ehem..pass pat aku atau Encik WingZero ....tau samer tau la...:)

 

 

 

 

 

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/WingZer0/haha.gif

Wah dah betul punya bangun nampak! hahaha rabak ah....

 

 

eh Bonz tak suker pakai tshirt putih lah fav kolor dia kan PINK!

 

 

PPPSSSTTTT aku dgr dia nak respray fz1 dia kolor pink jgak! :cheeky:

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greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Wah dah betul punya bangun nampak! hahaha rabak ah....

 

 

eh Bonz tak suker pakai tshirt putih lah fav kolor dia kan PINK!

 

 

PPPSSSTTTT aku dgr dia nak respray fz1 dia kolor pink jgak! :cheeky:

 

pink??!!!!!!!!!....nampak sangat dier punyer gaynesss:D

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Posted

Klau Encik WingZero nak nasi lemak Boonlay,kau telepon Encik TLK,nanti Encik TLK bilang kau stall maner nak beli.Tapi sebelum kau pegi Boon lay,jgn luper belikan Atok Sipot punyer feverit food pat Simpang Bedok.Nanti aku sms feverit food aku tu.Biler da beli,antar pat keje aku baru bole beli Nasi Lemak tu pat Boon Lay.Jgn luper mintak sambal lebih skit...Encik Wing Zero selalu simpan belen sambal tu bawak balik,dia kata nak experiment...experiment ape pun aku tak mau tau tapi aku rasa aku tau....:)

Encik TLK plak suker makan sushi.Dier punyer feverit stall dekat dgn AMK hub tu....Ala RamenTen.Tapi ingat dier klau dier mintak sushi "spesial",kau da taklei beli pat RamenTen tapi pat Lorong Ten....:)

Encik TLK ade account dgn unker pat saner,so sebut namer dier da bole settle.

 

 

So how? Interested?

Pasal minyak dun weri.Kiter ade standby satu tanker dgn tow-hook skali.Bole sangkut pat moto kau.

Bonus,kenaikan gaji bole dibincang.Jumpa dgn Mr Bonz.

Klau nak spesial bonus,jumper Encik TLK nanti dier pass kau membership kad dier....klau kau taknak pakai kad tu kau....ehem..pass pat aku atau Encik WingZero ....tau samer tau la...:)

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

aku tak payah card....zaman bila pakai card tu, Tok :p

 

aku nya membership pakai face recognition...lagi canggih! Unker tgk muka aku, dgn cepat dia offer price bagus punya :o

 

betul cakap Tok tu ~ sebut nama TLK da bole settle....tapi tu member's member price....kalau member price aje, tu lagi menarik dan menawan. jgn marah hor, investment aku dgn Unker da lebih sedekad :deal:

 

pasal xjrredbull jadi runner tu, aku setuju banget. dia pun popular di mana2 pat SBF ni. kalau tak salah, Tok kena sponsor dia 1-yr contract dgn RedBull. kalau nak pakai cheaper but yet effective, maybe Atok bole suggest AbangPower & Tongkat Ali pat dia :goodluck:

 

:btw: aku tak feveret sushi......aku feveret ayam pakai skirt KFC. lagi sedap kalau tu ayam dari jenis ayam togel.....pasal aku suka yang clean-shaven :slurp: :hungry:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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Konichiwa... Time to hand-over shift to me. ku keje pagi hari ni.:angel:

Ni nak join membership brape nak kena bayar? :D

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

greysnail Newbie

greysnail

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Konichiwa... Time to hand-over shift to me. ku keje pagi hari ni.:angel:

Ni nak join membership brape nak kena bayar? :D

 

Konekciwa...hand over eh?...aku ingatkan BendOver:D

 

jadik mlm ni?

My orgasm starts at 299km/h.....

Personal ride -

1st ride - TRZ 125

2nd ride - GSXR-K

3rd ride - CBR400RN

3rd ride - Super 4(S)

4th ride - R1

5th ride - CBRXX1100:thumb:

Bo_Slasher Newbie

Bo_Slasher

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Konekciwa...hand over eh?...aku ingatkan BendOver:D

 

jadik mlm ni?

 

Oh itu bila day to nite baru bendover... :D

so far mlm ni jadi. Kecuali kalau ade yg menganggu..

Regardless Of Bike Class, Colour, Make Or Model

Live To Ride Bike While We Still Can

 

Always Ride A Honda :thumb:

byma Newbie

byma

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Selamat Pagi Semua

:: a NAKED B*I*K*E must be LOW-SLUNG , NARROW , FOWARD LEANING , FRONT SECTION must b HEAVY for easy SHIFTING ::

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