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LeonHaslam Newbie

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buah cempedak diluar pagar

ambik galah tlg jolokkn

biler lantai mula tk licin

apa menegena dgn si minyak???

 

bila jolok,ku jolok apek

apek yg senyum seperti ikan

aper dah yg kau merepek?

nak kata pantun bukan, nak kata lirik lagu pun bukan!!

 

bulan april pegi songkran

singgah ke phuket dari betong

geli hati hamba perhatikan

kedai ikan mana jual sotong???

 

penat merantau lalu berhenti

berhenti seketika dipinggir ladang

jangan lah beta bergeli hati

memang kedai ikan kan jual ikan, sotong dan udang... :sweat:

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DaBonz Newbie

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ape yg kau bikin? physical activities kah?

 

 

dari mane ko dpt idea 'physical activities' ni? :lol:

 

aku gi tengok potential new sites..baik pe..satu semberang dari motorworld, another sebelah mteknik..2mrw or thur pusing changi south n north :lol: pusing2 pastu tak jadi.. da dua tahun cam gini..

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TLK24 Newbie

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berbalas pantun trend masakini

membuat ku ketawa sorang2 didalam opis

sungguhlah sibuk abg ayam hari ini

nasib baik smlm dpt de-stress dari minah2 east

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

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berbalas pantun trend masakini

membuat ku ketawa sorang2 didalam opis

sungguhlah sibuk abg ayam hari ini

nasib baik smlm dpt de-stress dari minah2 east

 

Ayam dh bngun...

Dh berkokok.......

Welcome back wahai Abng Ayam

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Ayam dh bngun...

Dh berkokok.......

Welcome back wahai Abng Ayam

 

dari tadi da bangun dan tegang :lol:

 

hari ni mcm terasa kesibukan sangat-sangat :help:

 

.....tapi kira ok jgk....kalau tak, konfem mata layu aje gara2 smlm kena "karaoke" dgn minah2 east :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

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dari tadi da bangun dan tegang :lol:

 

hari ni mcm terasa kesibukan sangat-sangat :help:

 

.....tapi kira ok jgk....kalau tak, konfem mata layu aje gara2 smlm kena "karaoke" dgn minah2 east :lol:

 

Oooooo....paham2 ....heheh

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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.....tapi kira ok jgk....kalau tak, konfem mata layu aje gara2 smlm kena "karaoke" dgn minah2 east :lol:

 

main kejar2 dgn pak polis

dah kene tangkap, habes direjam!!

best tak di karaoke minah2 dari east

brape lama? brape jam? :lol:

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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main kejar2 dgn pak polis

dah kene tangkap, habes direjam!!

best tak di karaoke minah2 dari east

brape lama? brape jam?

 

selepas direjam, lubang jubz plak dijolok

dari pagi hingga matahari terbenam

sungguh kepo abg Lam aka Tomok

tu la, kenapa tak turun semalam

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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selepas direjam, lubang jubz plak dijolok

dari pagi hingga matahari terbenam

sungguh kepo abg Lam aka Tomok

tu la, kenapa tak turun semalam

 

dah dibenam buang ke hutan

momok di rimba dipuja puja

smalam malam aku ader jemputan

aler....aku tanyer tanyer ayam je... :lol:

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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dah dibenam buang ke hutan

momok di rimba dipuja puja

smalam malam aku ader jemputan

aler....aku tanyer tanyer ayam je...

 

momok dipuja badannya perkasa

lebih sapau dari Wak Ketari

aku tahu kau tanya2 ayam je

tapi tak payah sampai post dua kali

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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momok dipuja badannya perkasa

lebih sapau dari Wak Ketari

aku tahu kau tanya2 ayam je

tapi tak payah sampai post dua kali :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

Sampai sekarang aku belum jumpa Wak Ketari...

adakah badan perkasa seperti si Danny?

sesungguhnye aku tekan hanya sekali...

habes terpancut terkeluar sampai dua kali!!! :lol: :lol:

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zamani Newbie

zamani

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berbalas pantun trend masakini

membuat ku ketawa sorang2 didalam opis

sungguhlah sibuk abg ayam hari ini

nasib baik smlm dpt de-stress dari minah2 east

 

apek ketawa terkekek kekek

pabila si dara jatuh ke longkang

nampaknyer sesi semlm mcm geyrek

david sparkle jalan terus ke tak bang?

 

 

dah dibenam buang ke hutan

momok di rimba dipuja puja

smalam malam aku ader jemputan

aler....aku tanyer tanyer ayam je

 

pegi wayang tgk citer hantu

tgk wayang dgn awek kelas

jemputan apa di malam rabu?

atau jemputan di lorong dua belas? :lol:

The Road less Travelled

 

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Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

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apek ketawa terkekek kekek

pabila si dara jatuh ke longkang

nampaknyer sesi semlm mcm geyrek

david sparkle jalan terus ke tak bang?

 

 

 

 

 

pegi wayang tgk citer hantu

tgk wayang dgn awek kelas

jemputan apa di malam rabu?

atau jemputan di lorong dua belas? :lol:

 

Tu lah smlm ajak jual mahal!!!! kan kamu dh ketinggalan hehehe

zamani Newbie

zamani

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korang mcm sala thread je.. bukan halau ke marah eh? pls takmo majok, pls, pls. :p

 

BBFB, pantun ar cikit .... 2 rangkap pon takpe. :smile:

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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pegi wayang tgk citer hantu

tgk wayang dgn awek kelas

jemputan apa di malam rabu?

atau jemputan di lorong dua belas? :lol:

 

nak tonton wayang terasa malas

teringin pulak pada malam afdal

jgn kata lorong dua belas,

yg terdekat pon aku bedal!! :lol:

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zamani Newbie

zamani

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Tu lah smlm ajak jual mahal!!!! kan kamu dh ketinggalan hehehe

 

pegi india mencari taj mahal

beribu batu jauh berterbangan

bukan hamba jual mahal

sesungguhnyer daku kemaluan ... *wo oh ... daku kemaluan ...*

The Road less Travelled

 

http://multiply.com/mu/aaronazmi/image/1/photos/177/600x600/51/PIC-0105-1.JPG?et=EPg%2B7KSmSyqSCJnhbA%2C62w&nmid=309411908

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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sesungguhnye aku tekan hanya sekali...

habes terpancut terkeluar sampai dua kali!!!

 

badan perkasa lemak tiada

gara2 makan asam kecut

mmg menjadi ragam utk orang2 muda

baru pegang sudah terpancut

 

apek ketawa terkekek kekek

pabila si dara jatuh ke longkang

nampaknyer sesi semlm mcm geyrek

david sparkle jalan terus ke tak bang?

 

 

memang si dara teramatlah cuai

padahal lubang longkang tersangatlah kecik

lagu david sparkle takde dlm senarai

minah2 east peminat setia tomok dan acik

 

lagi 1.5 jam nak masuk pukul enam

sekejap lagi nak pergi town

memang geyrek acara semalam

tak pegi rugi kerana kaum Adam kena makan round

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

zamani Newbie

zamani

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memang si dara teramatlah cuai

padahal lubang longkang tersangatlah kecik

lagu david sparkle takde dlm senarai

minah2 east peminat setia tomok dan acik

 

lagi 1.5 jam nak masuk pukul enam

sekejap lagi nak pergi town

memang geyrek acara semalam

tak pegi rugi kerana kaum Adam kena makan round

 

 

Tomok & Acik raja lagu jiwang

lagu meleleh sampai takleh carry

korang melalak daku golek di bilik bujang

golek di katil tgk tv mkn biskut mary

The Road less Travelled

 

http://multiply.com/mu/aaronazmi/image/1/photos/177/600x600/51/PIC-0105-1.JPG?et=EPg%2B7KSmSyqSCJnhbA%2C62w&nmid=309411908

zamani Newbie

zamani

Posted
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memang si dara teramatlah cuai

padahal lubang longkang tersangatlah kecik

lagu david sparkle takde dlm senarai

minah2 east peminat setia tomok dan acik

 

lagi 1.5 jam nak masuk pukul enam

sekejap lagi nak pergi town

memang geyrek acara semalam

tak pegi rugi kerana kaum Adam kena makan round

 

 

Tomok & Acik raja lagu jiwang

lagu meleleh sampai takleh carry

korang melalak daku golek di bilik bujang

golek di katil tgk tv mkn biskut mary

The Road less Travelled

 

http://multiply.com/mu/aaronazmi/image/1/photos/177/600x600/51/PIC-0105-1.JPG?et=EPg%2B7KSmSyqSCJnhbA%2C62w&nmid=309411908

Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

Posted
Posted
pegi india mencari taj mahal

beribu batu jauh berterbangan

bukan hamba jual mahal

sesungguhnyer daku kemaluan ... *wo oh ... daku kemaluan ...*

 

Eleh...apa nk kemaluan pulak...... kita kn kawan!!!

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Tomok & Acik raja lagu jiwang

lagu meleleh sampai takleh carry

korang melalak daku golek di bilik bujang

golek di katil tgk tv mkn biskut mary

 

makan biskut bersama kopi

duduk termenung hati terluka?

jgn kata bola bola api

mainan cinta bilik gelap pon jalan terus kah? :lol:

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