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falsafah tak ble angzzz.. :lol::lol:....

 

ni Mentera lahh....Semerah Padi...tok guru M.Nasir yg turunkan...ko kene amalkan lah...tapi kene rajin tunduk lah.... :goodluck:

nanti tak rajin tunduk, ko jadi mcm danny and akim...pagi pagi menggelabah mencari, melalak, merengik!! :weep:

nasib baik Syahadat n aku lari carik chermin lah...kalau tak habis rioh rendah sekampong nak carik...kat maner hah? ko tahu, aku pon tahu...tul tak Ice Chick dan TLK dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi :giddy:

 

kau ader minyak? :confused:

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Lynnda_29 Newbie

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ni Mentera lahh....Semerah Padi...tok guru M.Nasir yg turunkan...ko kene amalkan lah...tapi kene rajin tunduk lah.... :goodluck:

nanti tak rajin tunduk, ko jadi mcm danny and akim...pagi pagi menggelabah mencari, melalak, merengik!! :weep:

nasib baik Syahadat n aku lari carik chermin lah...kalau tak habis rioh rendah sekampong nak carik...kat maner hah? ko tahu, aku pon tahu...tul tak Ice Chick dan TLK dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi :giddy:

 

kau ader minyak? :confused:

 

lam dh giler.... jgn layan.....hehe

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Lam.....apa yang kau mentera..... :giddy: :giddy: :giddy:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

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Lam.....apa yang kau mentera..... :giddy: :giddy: :giddy:

 

Tolong si Quiet lah...dia mintak tolong...

sebab tu aku nak kene tanyer, dia ader minyak tak?

 

Kuwaiyert? ko jgn menyepi...ok....jemputlah bermentera di Kampong Melayu Rioh nih...buat cam rumah sendrik!!

Penghulu pergi merantau...nanti dia timbol...dia skarang kat laut china selatan...main tangkap ikan dgn Akim... :thumb:

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kuwaiyert Newbie

kuwaiyert

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ni Mentera lahh....Semerah Padi...tok guru M.Nasir yg turunkan...ko kene amalkan lah...tapi kene rajin tunduk lah.... :goodluck:

nanti tak rajin tunduk, ko jadi mcm danny and akim...pagi pagi menggelabah mencari, melalak, merengik!! :weep:

nasib baik Syahadat n aku lari carik chermin lah...kalau tak habis rioh rendah sekampong nak carik...kat maner hah? ko tahu, aku pon tahu...tul tak Ice Chick dan TLK dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi :giddy:

 

kau ader minyak? :confused:

 

lagii konpius.. :confused:... minyak petrol kat petrol station.. :lol:

zamani Newbie

zamani

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mentera .... pantera .... sepultura!!! \m/ \m/

The Road less Travelled

 

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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masuk lubang dalam dalam

lepas dalam buat bodoh sahaja

semua konpius dgn mentera si Lam

ni mesti terlalu banyak duduk bawah meja

 

gara2 nafsu menyesal sampai ke tua

turun temurun hingga ke anak cucu

cuba kau terangkan pada kita semua

kaler apa kau nampak pat bawah meja tu

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

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masuk lubang dalam dalam

lepas dalam buat bodoh sahaja

semua konpius dgn mentera si Lam

ni mesti terlalu banyak duduk bawah meja

 

gara2 nafsu menyesal sampai ke tua

turun temurun hingga ke anak cucu

cuba kau terangkan pada kita semua

kaler apa kau nampak pat bawah meja tu

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Oit... Menjadi-jadi hang nie eh!!!

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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masuk lubang dalam dalam

lepas dalam buat bodoh sahaja

semua konpius dgn mentera si Lam

ni mesti terlalu banyak duduk bawah meja

 

gara2 nafsu menyesal sampai ke tua

turun temurun hingga ke anak cucu

cuba kau terangkan pada kita semua

kaler apa kau nampak pat bawah meja tu

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

dapat duit dapat tuah!!

dapat jugak pergi shopping

bila aku cui kat bawah,

aku nampak color PINK!!! :lovestruck:

 

selipar Cylinder!!! :lol:

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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dapat duit dapat tuah!!

dapat jugak pergi shopping

bila aku cui kat bawah,

aku nampak color PINK!!! :lovestruck:

 

selipar Cylinder!!! :lol:

 

Apa kebenda tu eh?

 

takkan kau tak tahu...

bende nye lembek lembek...kekadang dia senyum je....macam macam color ader!!!

 

lagii konpius.. :confused:... minyak petrol kat petrol station.. :lol:

 

kalau konpius, ko kene mintak sama Wak Ketari lah...tapi skarang dia tido...nanti dia bangun, dia merenek, ko sambot k :goodluck:

 

:nono: i not asking for petrol....i asking for minyak...kasi licin...faham? kalau tak faham, ko probe lagi, aku bilang k Quiet? dun be quiet k...sambut reply nih...

Edited by LeonHaslam

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nicky69hayden Newbie

nicky69hayden

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eheh...suker eh Dabonz.... :lol:

semenjak dua menjak ni si Chip JS senyap je.... :confused:

 

Ko seru namaku lagi ke???

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Ko seru nama lagi ke???

 

ah kan!! dia dah timbol! :clap: :bow:

 

si Quiet mintak tolong uh...cuba ko sambut dia... :help:

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zamani Newbie

zamani

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selipar Cylinder!!! :lol:

 

sandal baru beli kot! :lol:

The Road less Travelled

 

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kuwaiyert Newbie

kuwaiyert

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:nono: i not asking for petrol....i asking for minyak...kasi licin...faham? kalau tak faham, ko probe lagi, aku bilang k Quiet? dun be quiet k...sambut reply nih...

 

:cheeky:...

 

korek minyak di negeri arab

orang baru masuk gelangang

lain disoal lain dijawab

peace no war kepada hang....

 

:lol::lol:

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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:cheeky:...

 

korek minyak di negeri arab

orang baru masuk gelangang

lain disoal lain dijawab

peace no war kepada hang....

 

:lol::lol:

 

ah kan!! dia dah pantun!!

 

 

Korek mengorek sama si Zaiton,

sesi mengorek dibilik gelap

kalau menjawab dengan memantun,

nampak gaya kau dah join the club :thumb:

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nicky69hayden Newbie

nicky69hayden

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Boleh sesape tolong kasi weather report dari sebelah barat s'pura?

1999 - 2001: GasGas 2001 - 2002: Super4

2002 - 2005: Wave 2004 - 2006: Fazer1000 (Stolen on 1/4/2006)

2007 - 2008: X-1 2006 - 2009: HayaBusa Gen1

2009 - 2011: Gilera 2010 - 2013: Hayabusa Gen 2

2012 - 2013: FZ16

2010 - 2013: Ducati S-Fighter

2013 - Present: BMW F800GS

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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dapat duit dapat tuah!!

dapat jugak pergi shopping

bila aku cui kat bawah,

aku nampak color PINK!!!

 

jumpa Hang Tuah di atas bukit

berjabat tangan memberi salam

apa kata kau cui sikit

yang kaler pink tu ada word "I LOVE MOM" ??

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

korek minyak di negeri arab

orang baru masuk gelangang

lain disoal lain dijawab

peace no war kepada hang....

 

negeri Arab Persatuan Bangsa2 Bersatu

ingin menyatu padu dgn negeri mat salleh

si Leonhaslam tu memang gitu

sound dia rosak mcm bini Pak Mat Tempeh

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

kuwaiyert Newbie

kuwaiyert

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ah kan!! dia dah pantun!!

 

 

Korek mengorek sama si Zaiton,

sesi mengorek dibilik gelap

kalau menjawab dengan memantun,

nampak gaya kau dah join the club :thumb:

 

tak kira dari arah mana pun

ikut suka ati asal blakang sama bunyi

orang pantun saya pun pantun

trima kasih mengambil saya jadi ahli.. :thumb:

 

mengikut dari 1 sudut di bt panjang... mendung + road basah.. ujan da stop..

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Korek mengorek sama si Zaiton,

sesi mengorek dibilik gelap

kalau menjawab dengan memantun,

nampak gaya kau dah join the club

 

salah korek jari dipotong

salah korek bole masuk jel

ada banyak kelab di kampung

ada kelab GBM dan ada jugak kelab KJL

 

Boleh sesape tolong kasi weather report dari sebelah barat s'pura?

 

H U J A N di Tuas

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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tak kira dari arah mana pun

ikut suka ati asal blakang sama bunyi

orang pantun saya pun pantun

trima kasih mengambil saya jadi ahli.. :thumb:

 

mengikut dari 1 sudut di bt panjang... mendung + road basah.. ujan da stop..

 

lantai di benang sangat bersih

from the floor to the wall

tak usahlah kau berterima kasih,

kerna forum ni open for all :)

 

 

salah korek jari dipotong

salah korek bole masuk jel

ada banyak kelab di kampung

ada kelab GBM dan ada jugak kelab KJL

 

 

 

H U J A N di Tuas

 

 

pandai korek dia mengernyam

sambil mengorek air liur meleleh

memang benar kata Abg Ayam,

Quiet kalau nak join sekali pon boleh!! :clap:

July 04 - June 05: Krr 150

Sept 05 - Apr 07: CBR400RRR

Apr 07 - Apr 10: R1

June 10 - July 11: X1

Mar 11 - ???: 1198

nicky69hayden Newbie

nicky69hayden

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mengikut dari 1 sudut di bt panjang... mendung + road basah.. ujan da stop..

 

H U J A N di Tuas

 

Terima kasih pada semua weather reporters ,...... nampak gaya terpaksa lah gue standby pakai raincoat later this evening :(

1999 - 2001: GasGas 2001 - 2002: Super4

2002 - 2005: Wave 2004 - 2006: Fazer1000 (Stolen on 1/4/2006)

2007 - 2008: X-1 2006 - 2009: HayaBusa Gen1

2009 - 2011: Gilera 2010 - 2013: Hayabusa Gen 2

2012 - 2013: FZ16

2010 - 2013: Ducati S-Fighter

2013 - Present: BMW F800GS

nicky69hayden Newbie

nicky69hayden

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lantai di benang sangat bersih

from the floor to the wall

tak usahlah kau berterima kasih,

kerna forum ni open for all :)

 

Forum je ke yg open for all.....yg lain2 takde open for all ke??

1999 - 2001: GasGas 2001 - 2002: Super4

2002 - 2005: Wave 2004 - 2006: Fazer1000 (Stolen on 1/4/2006)

2007 - 2008: X-1 2006 - 2009: HayaBusa Gen1

2009 - 2011: Gilera 2010 - 2013: Hayabusa Gen 2

2012 - 2013: FZ16

2010 - 2013: Ducati S-Fighter

2013 - Present: BMW F800GS

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