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QuoVadis Newbie

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Story untuk korang semua...

 

Message: Pada suatu hari, seorang mamat

namanya Fairus

Nasirin (bukan

nama

sebenar)bercadang nak

pegi beli rokok ... oleh kerana

transport die cume

moto jer.. die pon pegi la

naik moto jer. Tapi mamat ni ade

satu hobi.. die

ni suke beno bawak moto

lelaju.

Walaupon jarak kedai tu

100 meter jer dari umah die.

 

Maka si fairus nasirin ni pon

memulakan la pejalanan untuk

ke kedai.

Sebelum kuar dr umah,

mak die pesan, "Fairus,, bawak moto

bebaik. mak rase

tak sedap ati jer la ..."

Fairus pon menjawab, "Ala

mak ni .. Fairus

kan superman, takkan ader

paper nyer.. lagipon, Fairus cume

nak gi kedai

sebelah tu jer, kannyer jauh

sgt pon.."

 

Mak die pon

menjawab."Suke ati ko lah Fairus..".

 

Kunci moto pon dipulas...

vrommmmm (bunyi moto Fairus)

dengan gaya

supermannyer fairus

bergerak dr umah..

 

Tiba2 sampai di suatu

selekoh, seekor beruk yang tah dari

maner muncul nyer

menyergah Fairus.. apa lagi

terperanjat beruk la si Fairus..

maka dia

hilang kawalan ke atas

moto nyer dan menyebabkan die

terlanggar tiang lampu

berdekatan.. maka Fairus

pon jatuh terpelanting.. dan tidak

sedarkan diri.

 

Secara kebetulan seorang

pakcik lalu di jalan tersebut..

pakcik itu sungguh

terkejut.. kerana

melihat seekor beruk

sedang cube mencurik helmet si Fairus

.. lalu pakcik

itu menghalau beruk tuh..

tetapi helmet itu tidak dapat

diselamatkan..

kerana telah dibawa lari.

Lalu pakcik tu pun pergi kepada

Fairus dan

memeriksa jantung dan

nadi si Fairus.."Uihh nampaknye idup

lagi budak ni.."

 

Tapi alangkah terkejutnya

pakcik itu apabila mendapati

kepala Fairus sudah

terpusing 180 darjah. dan

tanpa bertanya dan berpikir

ape-ape pakcik tu pon

terus membetulkan semula

kepala Fairus dengan menghentap

balik ke 180

darjah.. tibe-tibe pakcik itu

mendapati Fairus tidak

bernafas lagi..

Rupe-rupenye.. korang nak

tau? Fairus memakai jeket kulitnye

terbalik.. so

memang la kepala die cam

pusing ke belakang..

 

Maka dengan tidak

bersalahnya Fairus mati di tangan pakcik

tersebut..

 

Moral citer nie: jangan

pakai jaket terbalik... itu jer.short n sweet

MUSIC IS LIFE. LIVE A FUN ONE. LISTEN TO SKA

indralove Newbie

indralove

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Kiwak! taik mata aku masih tergantung ko suruh aku baca gini panjang .....

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indralove Newbie

indralove

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Originally posted by QuoVadis@Apr 25 2005, 04:59 PM

Moral citer nie: jangan

pakai jaket terbalik... itu jer.short n sweet

banyak ko nya short and sweet! hahaahahaha

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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morale of the story: beruk pun tahu pakai helmet

 

jadi derma lah helmet helmet anda ke WWF untuk disedekah kepada beruk beruk yang memerlukan.....sekian

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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indralove Newbie

indralove

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Originally posted by BusaMan@Apr 25 2005, 05:07 PM

morale of the story: beruk pun tahu pakai helmet

 

jadi derma lah helmet helmet anda ke WWF untuk disedekah kepada beruk beruk yang memerlukan.....sekian

apa kene mengena berok pakai helmet dgn WWF ? :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic:

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QuoVadis Newbie

QuoVadis

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Originally posted by indralove@Apr 25 2005, 05:16 PM

apa kene mengena berok pakai helmet dgn WWF ? :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic:

Ape kene mengene beruk ngan WWF ngan jacket terbalik? :cheeky:

MUSIC IS LIFE. LIVE A FUN ONE. LISTEN TO SKA

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Originally posted by indralove@Apr 25 2005, 05:16 PM

apa kene mengena berok pakai helmet dgn WWF ? :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic:

it's World Wildlife Fund lerr :sian:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

indralove Newbie

indralove

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Originally posted by BusaMan@Apr 25 2005, 05:21 PM

it's World Wildlife Fund lerr :sian:

Kwang kwang kwang ! aku dah lama tak tengok animal planet ah .... ampun! ampun!

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Originally posted by indralove@Apr 25 2005, 05:55 PM

Ni malam korang takde outing ke ?

MJ ajak saper2 nak ikut pump petrol pat JB?? aku konpem out - passport blum dapat balik lepas hantar for visa application :weep:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Originally posted by varadidie@Apr 25 2005, 06:10 PM

harlows semua..

elo didie

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

steng_z Newbie

steng_z

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Gendung Gendang

Tali Kecapi

Perut Kenyang

Senang Hati

 

tegang-tegang

tali guni....

perut kembung

jumpa tok kadi.... :cheeky:

 

Besi tembaga

Besi berani

Tok kadi tak ada

Mak bapak susah hati....:giddy:

 

Rumah Mariam

Dekat Bedok

Dalam diam

Dah pergi Golok :lol:

 

Duit syling didlm peti

Dibuat dari kayu jati

Mak bapak susah hati

Anak kesayangan cabut lari....heeeee :cheeky:

OnLy ThE StRoNg SuRvIvE..!!!!

indralove Newbie

indralove

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Originally posted by BusaMan@Apr 25 2005, 06:24 PM

MJ ajak saper2 nak ikut pump petrol pat JB?? aku konpem out - passport blum dapat balik lepas hantar for visa application :weep:

aku nak gi pun mcm mana nak inform dia ?

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black_phoenix Newbie

black_phoenix

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Gendung Gendang

Tali Kecapi

Perut Kenyang

Senang Hati

 

tegang-tegang

tali guni....

perut kembung

jumpa tok kadi.... :cheeky:

 

Besi tembaga

Besi berani

Tok kadi tak ada

Mak bapak susah hati....:giddy:

 

Rumah Mariam

Dekat Bedok

Dalam diam

Dah pergi Golok :lol:

 

Duit syling didlm peti

Dibuat dari kayu jati

Mak bapak susah hati

Anak kesayangan cabut lari....heeeee :cheeky:

 

Buah mangga si buah kuini

Salah makan tersangkut gigi

Jiran tanya, mana anaknye pergi?

Maknya jawab, dia gi oversea!.... :faint:

~**To have other's respect.......U shall respect others!!!**~

indralove Newbie

indralove

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ehh apa dah .... flooding ... pas u kaler2 .. taik mata aku sakit siak

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indralove Newbie

indralove

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Originally posted by nedomar@Apr 25 2005, 07:07 PM

salaam semua. terima kasih kerana menjawab soalan2 saya. :thumb:

Kasih di terima ....errmm....

 

apa soalan nya ??? :confused:

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Gendung Gendang

Tali Kecapi

Perut Kenyang

Senang Hati

 

tegang-tegang

tali guni....

perut kembung

jumpa tok kadi.... :cheeky:

 

Besi tembaga

Besi berani

Tok kadi tak ada

Mak bapak susah hati....:giddy:

 

Rumah Mariam

Dekat Bedok

Dalam diam

Dah pergi Golok :lol:

 

Duit syling didlm peti

Dibuat dari kayu jati

Mak bapak susah hati

Anak kesayangan cabut lari....heeeee :cheeky:

 

Buah mangga si buah kuini

Salah makan tersangkut gigi

Jiran tanya, mana anaknye pergi?

Maknya jawab, dia gi oversea!.... :faint:

 

Pergi mandi di tepi perigi

Sambil mandi gosok gigi

Maknya cakap, "bang, anak kita lari"

Bapaknya jawab, "yok, mari kita buat lagi!!" :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

indralove Newbie

indralove

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me tgh in negotiation terms dgn mj, time nak masuk JB ... korang tak nak join ke ?

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May the Gravity be with you

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steng_z Newbie

steng_z

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Gendung Gendang

Tali Kecapi

Perut Kenyang

Senang Hati

 

tegang-tegang

tali guni....

perut kembung

jumpa tok kadi.... :cheeky:

 

Besi tembaga

Besi berani

Tok kadi tak ada

Mak bapak susah hati....:giddy:

 

Rumah Mariam

Dekat Bedok

Dalam diam

Dah pergi Golok :lol:

 

Duit syling didlm peti

Dibuat dari kayu jati

Mak bapak susah hati

Anak kesayangan cabut lari....heeeee :cheeky:

 

Buah mangga si buah kuini

Salah makan tersangkut gigi

Jiran tanya, mana anaknye pergi?

Maknya jawab, dia gi oversea!.... :faint:

 

Berjalan-jalan didlm hutan

Ternampak pulak lembaga hantu

Sampai bila si maknyer nak pertahankan

Kalau sianak belayar kapak batu... :nono:

OnLy ThE StRoNg SuRvIvE..!!!!

steng_z Newbie

steng_z

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Originally posted by indralove@Apr 25 2005, 07:27 PM

me tgh in negotiation terms dgn mj, time nak masuk JB ... korang tak nak join ke ?

er...korang gi by woodland or tuas....???time..??? :confused:

OnLy ThE StRoNg SuRvIvE..!!!!

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