SingaporeBikes•Malay

[nicky69hayden]

Originally posted by indralove@Jun 25 2005, 04:56 PM

Time and place.. pape picit aku ... tak tahu asal aku takde number hp kau ... tu ari dah store .. skarang takde lak .. hp macam nak kene buang ... 96854782

nanti later kalau ade plan aku msg kau, kau simpan lah no. aku ye, kalau nak beli no. pun boleh mesti kena punye...... kena ketawa

[nicky69hayden]

If Women drink .......

 

Beer

Personality:

Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.

 

Approach:

Challenge her to a game of pool.

 

C0cktails or Blender drinks with umbrella

Personality:

Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.

 

Approach:

Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

 

Mixed drinks - no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda

Personality:

Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants

 

Approach:

If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

 

Water

Personality:

Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.

 

Approach:

Don't.

 

Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)

Personality:

Conservative and classy, sophisticated.

 

Approach:

Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

 

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc.

Personality:

Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.

 

Approach:

Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

 

Cape Velvet

Personality:

Annoying voice, bit of a tart.

 

Approach:

Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

 

Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)

Personality:

Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.

 

Approach:

Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait.......

 

If Men Drink...

 

Cider

He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

 

Cheap Domestic Beer

He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

 

Castle Lager Beer

He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

 

Imported Beer

He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

 

Guinness

The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

 

Water

He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid

 

Wine

He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

 

Vodka or Brandy

Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

 

Port

Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

 

Whisky

He doesn't give two sh1ts about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

 

Jack Daniels

Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

 

Rum or Tequila

Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

 

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc

He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change.

[sanishankin]

any one knows chiap lee add?

[FernandoLumTorres]

Originally posted by nicky69hayden@Jun 25 2005, 05:05 PM

If Women drink .......

 

Beer

Personality:

Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.

 

Approach:

Challenge her to a game of pool.

 

C0cktails or Blender drinks with umbrella

Personality:

Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.

 

Approach:

Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

 

Mixed drinks - no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda

Personality:

Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants

 

Approach:

If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

 

Water

Personality:

Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.

 

Approach:

Don't.

 

Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)

Personality:

Conservative and classy, sophisticated.

 

Approach:

Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

 

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc.

Personality:

Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.

 

Approach:

Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

 

Cape Velvet

Personality:

Annoying voice, bit of a tart.

 

Approach:

Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

 

Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)

Personality:

Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.

 

Approach:

Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait.......

 

If Men Drink...

 

Cider

He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

 

Cheap Domestic Beer

He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

 

Castle Lager Beer

He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

 

Imported Beer

He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

 

Guinness

The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

 

Water

He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid

 

Wine

He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

 

Vodka or Brandy

Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

 

Port

Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

 

Whisky

He doesn't give two sh1ts about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

 

Jack Daniels

Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

 

Rum or Tequila

Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

 

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc

He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change.

of both parties suka minum kopi mcm maaane?

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by afau@Jun 25 2005, 11:09 AM

morning semua...

apek..ni apa competition kat SSDC..takkan racing?

so were u there?

 

Tak kurang yg mampat menonton seh

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by LumRacerX@Jun 25 2005, 07:33 PM

of both parties suka minum kopi mcm maaane?

nak all night looooong la tu

[Narada]

[AlternativeBiker]

Originally posted by Narada@Jun 25 2005, 08:30 PM

[FernandoLumTorres]

Originally posted by apek@Jun 25 2005, 08:13 PM

nak all night looooong la tu

muahaha..ade2 saje!!!

[FernandoLumTorres]

Originally posted by Narada@Jun 25 2005, 08:30 PM

naaaape?

[LeonHaslam]

Lum, amacam? dah dapat motor lom?

[FernandoLumTorres]

Originally posted by GSR@Jun 25 2005, 09:47 PM

Lum, amacam? dah dapat motor lom?

ahaa belum la... tgh tunggu kwn ah nak jual the current motor..ko amcm? da beli?

[viceroy]

Selamat pagi

 

Eh tak sangka ada ruang untuk budak2 melayu eh .

 

Ada perkembangan baru ? ada outing ? ada makan session ?

[indralove]

Originally posted by viceroy@Jun 26 2005, 08:38 AM

Selamat pagi

 

Eh tak sangka ada ruang untuk budak2 melayu eh .

 

Ada perkembangan baru ? ada outing ? ada makan session ?

Eh selamat pagi.

 

motor macam kenal, ni gambar pun macam kenal ..... lagi2 baju tu .. macam kenal .... tapi di mana yah ?

 

mana kau menghilang ?

[indralove]

Anyway, welcome to Melayu thread!

[viceroy]

Originally posted by indralove@Jun 26 2005, 07:42 AM

Eh selamat pagi.

 

motor macam kenal, ni gambar pun macam kenal ..... lagi2 baju tu .. macam kenal .... tapi di mana yah ?

 

mana kau menghilang ?

hi bro,

 

motor tu *ehem* *ehem* tau2 je lah.

 

Gambar tu, tak kan tak tahu ... u're the cameraman ! banyak budak2 cina puji pasal outlook dia impressive. macam dah 2 tahun lamanya gambar tu, belek balik kat diskette lama2 ternampak ... then save lah .

 

baju tu siapa tak kenal ? zaman kita pizza hut sama2 main wheelie motor vespa, sampai dah terlalu gian, motor sendiri jadi sasaran lepas kerja.

 

 

Skarang tgh NS ah .. shift sentiasa, off aje tak tahu bila. k lah .. besok Simpang amacam ? catch up sikit ...

[indralove]

Originally posted by viceroy@Jun 26 2005, 08:48 AM

hi bro,

 

motor tu *ehem* *ehem* tau2 je lah.

 

Gambar tu, tak kan tak tahu ... u're the cameraman ! banyak budak2 cina puji pasal outlook dia impressive. macam dah 2 tahun lamanya gambar tu, belek balik kat diskette lama2 ternampak ... then save lah .

 

baju tu siapa tak kenal ? zaman kita pizza hut sama2 main wheelie motor vespa, sampai dah terlalu gian, motor sendiri jadi sasaran lepas kerja.

 

 

Skarang tgh NS ah .. shift sentiasa, off aje tak tahu bila. k lah .. besok Simpang amacam ? catch up sikit ...

Besok simpang? ok kau pm aku hp kau .. nanti besok confirm ....

[Dee-Jinxed]

selamat pagi ye all. i see all very active here. as u can see i'm not! bohoo

ok takpe... 2 more months in bmt then will be chilling out with u guys!!

[sanishankin]

hallo semua, i just pass my T.P, thinking of buying 1st hand kr..

 

Anyone can tell me where? The showroom or so..

[indralove]

Originally posted by Dee-Jinxed@Jun 26 2005, 11:50 AM

selamat pagi ye all. i see all very active here. as u can see i'm not! bohoo

ok takpe... 2 more months in bmt then will be chilling out with u guys!!

BMT ? berak makan tido ?

macam pernah ku dengar dialog tu .. tapi di mana yah ? hmm ... kat pulau tekong .... ke pulau timang ke pulau ribas! tapi tu zaman dulu ..

[indralove]

Originally posted by sanishankin@Jun 26 2005, 11:54 AM

hallo semua, i just pass my T.P, thinking of buying 1st hand kr..

 

Anyone can tell me where? The showroom or so..

Congratulations .... si Narada ni bila agak nya nak pass2 .. tunggu sezaman berlalu, buah durian dah 3 biji jatuh ..... lesen nya lum jatuh2 pun ..

agak nya dia akan jadi racer hebat dalam benang ini .. itu part kan ... "Penghulu" kene tinggal "HOLLOW" "HOLLOW"

 

Tapi kan .. satu soalan untuk kau .....

KENAPA KR ????

 

Itu kan motor saman ....... jangan bazir kan duit untuk motor kecik dgn kegiatan yg tak sihat ... kalau betul minat motor .... kumpul duit banyak2 ... nanti accessories motor besar lagi ... ibarat kan ....... "KAUM HAWA MASUK METRO, TAKASHIMAYA, IBUK IBUK MASUK GIANT, ANAK2 MASUK TOYS'R'US"

[ambasnakeman]

kr still can get 1st hand for about 4k, machine price. but tzm la. corner shiok. luckily tzm sold and indra now not with kr.

[indralove]

hahaha .. indra now not wit KR (K2/R1)

 

are you sure ? indra is not with the K, but with the R ....

[Dee-Jinxed]

kak narada mana? dia kata nak tunggu kita habis bmt then jumpa korang! hehehe.. nanti saya ni kan dah kurus.. hensem sikit biler korang tgk aku!

[ambasnakeman]

wasted man, never got the chance to bring the devil bike to the track. tzm i meant. that bike, corner i never fall before. very confident with that bike.