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Don't share your fantasies here please..We have kids..:rolleyes:

09/07/2009 - Passed 2B TP (10th attempt)

 

I have tried to see things from your point of view..But no matter how hard I try..Or what I do..I just can't get my head that far up my butt..

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Don't share your fantasies here please..We have kids..:rolleyes:

:sorry: kid. I kinda forgot that you, sky99 and danielsin are around... :D

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A female ghost sitting on top of you, riding rodeo, satisfying her lustful temptations and going, "Heee haaaa, yippie ya yeh, yippie ya yo ho ho"... :cheeky:

 

 

Swee... :thumb:

 

or a male ghost riding........you going hehehehehehehehehehe:sian: :sian:

Life sux..Take control ..and live it and pick yourselves up now.. die later

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:sorry: kid. I kinda forgot that you, sky99 and danielsin are around... :D
If thats the case..You're a grandfather..:lol:

 

And..I'm a square..:rolleyes:

09/07/2009 - Passed 2B TP (10th attempt)

 

I have tried to see things from your point of view..But no matter how hard I try..Or what I do..I just can't get my head that far up my butt..

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I guess animals have the ability to "see" these things..Once my cat was lookin facin the toilet and kept meowin non-stop..But that happened in one of my old house..:rolleyes:

 

Sometimes, I think cats just like hearing their meow, cos my cat do that in the living room and toilet. Meow meow meow till I call her name and she would rush to me.

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Yesterday i dreamt a lady in white was standing at the corner of my room...beside the window....

when i woke up...looked at my window..it was opened.....

i relax for a few mins....coz my heart was thumping quite fast...

soon i got up n bravely closed the window.......

fuh...lucky noting pops up...

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

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Yesterday i dreamt a lady in white was standing at the corner of my room...beside the window....

when i woke up...looked at my window..it was opened.....

i relax for a few mins....coz my heart was thumping quite fast...

soon i got up n bravely closed the window.......

fuh...lucky noting pops up...

Experienced thee same when I was a recruit..But she was at the foot of my bed..:rolleyes:

09/07/2009 - Passed 2B TP (10th attempt)

 

I have tried to see things from your point of view..But no matter how hard I try..Or what I do..I just can't get my head that far up my butt..

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Experienced thee same when I was a recruit..But she was at the foot of my bed..:rolleyes:

 

what did u do....?

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

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Yesterday i dreamt a lady in white was standing at the corner of my room...beside the window....

when i woke up...looked at my window..it was opened.....

i relax for a few mins....coz my heart was thumping quite fast...

soon i got up n bravely closed the window.......

fuh...lucky noting pops up...

 

HAAA.. i know wat make u dream like dat.. u muz b doin sumthing dat wasn't supposed to or nvr wash ur feet wen u came back home. or u open ur window wide. hmmm.. culd b MALAM JUMAAT KILWON!!!!!!!! :giddy: :faint:

Life is like a shooting star, it don't matter who you are,

 

If you only run for cover, it's just a waste of time.. :thumb:

 

 

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what did u do....?
I woke up..Went to the toilet to pee..:lol:

 

There was once when the door of the metal cupboard in front of my bed swung itself open..There wasn't any wind..The door needs a bit of force to open as the sides of the door are always in contact..:eek:

09/07/2009 - Passed 2B TP (10th attempt)

 

I have tried to see things from your point of view..But no matter how hard I try..Or what I do..I just can't get my head that far up my butt..

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HAAA.. i know wat make u dream like dat.. u muz b doin sumthing dat wasn't supposed to or nvr wash ur feet wen u came back home. or u open ur window wide. hmmm.. culd b MALAM JUMAAT KILWON!!!!!!!! :giddy: :faint:

 

i was at home the whole day...n i did wash my feet b4 goin to bed.....

o_O

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FAILURES:

THOSE WHO THOUGHT AND NEVER DID,

AND THOSE WHO DID AND NEVER THOUGHT.

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anyone went to view road near admiralty rd west? the building is already secured by alarm, anyof you guys know other ways to get into the building? the gate can be climbed over but no sure about the building

 

its an abandoned hospital by the way

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last week, just had a feeling a ghost was sitting on me when i was slping. lol..

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Okay..this was told to me by a colleague whose wife returned from a work visit in Taiwan. Let's call her Jean.

 

Jean was in a taxi stand in Taipei waiting to go to the hotel her company had reserved for her. She was looking at the hotel namecard when a lady behind her noticed she was a foreigner and offered her assistance. Jean showed her the card and at one glance, the lady asked her, " Do you have any other choice of hotel to stay ? " Jean replied, "This hotel is booked by my company, so stay there lor". Ok, said the lady and Jean got into a cab.

 

Once Jean got into the cab, the cabby asked her for her destination and she showed him the map of the hotel which was on the namecard. (She a bit angmo potato type). Again, the same question was asked, " Are you sure you want to stay this hotel ? Can try other hotel ?"

Puzzled because 2 persons asked her the same thing, she ask him " What's wrong with this hotel ? My company book for me one. " "Ok nvm, I send you to this hotel, I will wait for you downstairs. If you find yr room not 'ok', you come down again and i bring you to other hotel" the kind-hearted cabby told her.

 

 

To be continued..quite long story..and not sure if anyone interested :o

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Part 2

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When Jean arrived, she proceeded into the hotel while the cab wait for her.

Wow, once she entered the hotel lobby, there is one gigantic painting of Zhong Kui, the legendary ghost catcher in Chinese mythology. At that pt, she did not know who is that guy in the painting due to her being an "angmo eat potato". She thought the hotel was organising a Chinese art/cultural event. LOL !!

 

Disregarding it, the bellboy came and took her belongings and proceeded to the lift. The lift door opened and ta-dah, the wall of the lift was plastered with Zhong Kui image again. She thought, "Wah, must be some major event going on lah..keep promoting this cultural event. Everywhere also got this artistic painting.." Next, she noticed the lift buttons were also plastered with mini-prints of Zhong Kui, but only from the 7th floor onwards all the way to the top floor. Her room happen to be on the 8th floor. From this moment, she felt abit weird liao. The moment the lift door opened at her floor, the entire lobby wall had portraits of Zhong Kui. This time, she sense something amiss already, coupled with those questions the taxi auntie and the cabby had asked her. She asked the bellboy, "Tell me, did anything happen recently at this hotel ? " Guess what the guy replied her ?

 

"Can I answer you when we reach downstairs??" This reply immediately made her go back down the reception area, and she proceeded to query the front desk but none wanted to answer her. Jean promptly called up her company and asked if can switch hotel. Without any questions asked, her company switched her to Inter-continental (her company also had tie-ups with Inter) and she left.

 

Only when she returned back to Spore, she asked her colleagues what recently happened at the first hotel. They told her, 3 hotel guests had been flung out of their hotel windows consecutively. Reasons were not known.

 

FYI, this hotel is well avoided by the Taiwan locals for its 'reputation'. If anyone is interested to know the name of hotel, its Hyatt. For more info, perhaps you can google for it. Sure there are other 'stories' on it.

Cheers :)

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Haunted hotel..Wasn't there somethin like this in SG? The one near Istana Park..There was a hotel there wasn't there? :confused:

09/07/2009 - Passed 2B TP (10th attempt)

 

I have tried to see things from your point of view..But no matter how hard I try..Or what I do..I just can't get my head that far up my butt..

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Well just to share with you my taxi driver friend story...

cos its give the creeps to those taxi driver as well..

 

just like daily night shift in search of passenger around the west area...at around Sunday 11.00pm he picked up 2 guys at LOT1. they will heading to sungei gedong camp... they are believed to be booking in before 2359 or something like this...

 

The taxi reach sungei gedong camp safely alighting the two army personels rushing for their booking in...

after alighting them, there is no one to pick up as sungei gedong is so ulu...

the taxi u-turn then proceed to exit sungei gedong road... then turning left is link to kranji the neo siew road.. while turning right will direct to the lim chu kang road which pass by the cemetary and lim chu kang camp

 

my friend want to try his luck picking up passenger at the causeway departure...so he chose the neo siew road.. as he travel along that road... he will pass by the abondoned hdb / hawker centre and on the right there is worker's quaters...as a regular night shift taxi driver... he's not afraid.. so he pass by neo siew road steadily pass by the bbc weather/radio station... as he is reaching the kranji reservior/dam before the bridge there is a bus stop...

 

he saw a couple at the bus stop.. so he slow down his cab hoping the couple will hail his cab... as he is approaching closer to the couple he though he would unwind the window and ask the couple..

 

as he stop... the metre light up somehow.. and the speaker says "Six dollars and forty cents.. did you leave ur belonging behind?"

 

how did the metre went on by itself? without pressing it shouldnt light up or something like this...

 

with horror my friend was stunned of cos...

then the guy open the door allowing his gf to board the taxi first... then

the guy speaks loudly: "EH uncle kranji MRT station"

 

my friend was still stunned.. but he kept his cool and continue driving...

the couple was talking among themselves until he overheard the guy says "heng arh that couple alight at the bus stop if not dont know need to wait how long" then my friend was stunned and shocked..

 

my friend start to interupt their conservation and says "you all waiting for last bus?"

 

looking at the rear view mirror he saw the girl nodded her head plus the guy rudly answer "Ya la... i though no bus liao then haiya since that couple alight at the bus stop.. i soon bian board lor"

 

my friend was too terrified and break out in cold sweat... but he continue driving till he reachs kranji mrt station.. then my friend press the end journey button.. the speakers goes ""Six dollars and forty cents.. did you leave ur belonging behind?"

 

my friend was alarmed as the fare is the same as the suddenly light up fare also... after the couple alighted.. my friend got off his taxi... takes a deep breathe.. say a few prayers then proceed home...

 

next day he go to temple and pray for his safetly...bought toto... strike 4+1 additonal number.. remember that he just met "dirty" things he took a potion of the money to buy joss paper joss stick and make offerings to thank them in case it was that invisible couple who give him luck.. and he also pray that he is just a taxi driver want to earn his living.. so dont disturb him"

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The all important question is..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What was the number that he bought? :cheeky:

09/07/2009 - Passed 2B TP (10th attempt)

 

I have tried to see things from your point of view..But no matter how hard I try..Or what I do..I just can't get my head that far up my butt..

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