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like that no fun ar ..... i lead no view one .....

i take my bullet cam... then download to u la.. u can watch in the privacy of ur own room...

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Actually guys.. marriage is alot like fishing...

 

when ur wife is like:

 

a barracuda -

 

This type of ladies dun usually open her mouth, but when she does, she usually must see blood...the fly must be of high quality stock to trick her from opening her mouth (means the argument must be of a worthy cause). The line must be at least 80lb before ur embarkment (means u must have enof rest). Once she hook u must strategies when to reel in and when to let go (so smetime on top, most of the time below). The fight is a long tiring on, but in the name of sportmanship.. see who tire 1st wins..

 

a sea bass -

 

Like most modern women, she'll think before she open her mouth, so the bait can me normal shrimp to small fishes (will discuss with you on HER important issues, not necessary urs). Lines 30 lbs eh sai liao (normal 6 to 8hrs sleep). Once she hook u can reel in liao, but not too fast, just go with the flow (most of the time on top, once in a while below). The fight is normal energy u'll use for jogging ard ur neighbourhood..

 

a catfish -

 

These forms the majority, eat whatever she finds, but dun just feed her anything... later lau sai u have to spend money to see doctor, her favourite is peanut butter (so anything and everything also discuss). Line also 30 lbs but can reel in faster (can be on top all the time, she doesn't mind as long as she can open her mouth (to talk that is..)). Not much fight, mostly fated...

 

prawn fishing -

 

A small percentage of women u dun have to care wat she eats (u just nod ur head when she starts then she happy liao, just look out for Ür bike on fire!", Ï crashed ur car!", Ür shirt burning!", etc can liao). No need expensive lines, string also can (sleep dun sleep also nebermind). Reel in with one hand holding the stick, the other sio hoon kee (no need to elaborate..). This one tio beh pio also not so choon, good luck to u...

 

net fishing -

 

Not advisable in Singapore, later kana casterated become Singapore 1st Eunuch...

 

Disclaima:

 

This comments are by no means demeaning and hurtful towards the women society and its purely from my own veli veli humble opinion. Any ill-feeling is purely coincidental only.

 

But at the end of the day, we all comes from our mother's womb. The partner we choose are the once that we loved or once loved. And we were the ones that promise to take care of her till the end of our lives (ahem.. which is NOT setting a GOAL..)

 

Good day to all couples!!

 

OK OK, reduce to one sentence...:

 

Girl u see is not wife u choose, wife u choose is not wat u wan, wat u wan is not wat u think u wan, so always choose girl dun wan...

 

understand??:faint:

 

I understood the analogy of the fishes, but you shorten till 1 sentence and I am all confused. :cheeky:

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i take my bullet cam... then download to u la.. u can watch in the privacy of ur own room...

 

no no no ... i wan live one ......

 

i let u use my GPS to lead lor ... can lar .. can lar ....

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I understood the analogy of the fishes, but you shorten till 1 sentence and I am all confused. :cheeky:

The fishes for phD ppl to read, the one sentence for pri6 hokkian pai me to read one... so i tink u phD...

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no no no ... i wan live one ......

 

i let u use my GPS to lead lor ... can lar .. can lar ....

ok la ok la... let u have some pleasure in riding also la... come back time ok???

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The fishes for phD ppl to read, the one sentence for pri6 hokkian pai me to read one... so i tink u phD...

 

what fish ... cold fish ar .... cold fish good

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ok la ok la... let u have some pleasure in riding also la... come back time ok???

 

ok ok ok ..... so i dont need to buy apple hor

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what fish ... cold fish ar .... cold fish good

dat one they call sashimi la.. only available in korean restaurant... velly expensive...!!

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dat one they call sashimi la.. only available in korean restaurant... velly expensive...!!

 

never mind ... ask joe come and say ur gf Bday lor ....

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never mind ... ask joe come and say ur gf Bday lor ....

:thumb: idea... ay but cannot always call joe to become carrot all the time leh.. he need to save money to get married one u noe...

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:thumb: idea... ay but cannot always call joe to become carrot all the time leh.. he need to save money to get married one u noe...

 

than dont let him get married lor .....

 

OOi u bad u bad ,, no good no good u ar

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than dont let him get married lor .....

 

OOi u bad u bad ,, no good no good u ar

i always considerate towards friend ma... he got $1, take 50cts ok liao, dun take all..

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i always considerate towards friend ma... he got $1, take 50cts ok liao, dun take all..

 

ok ... good ..:thumb: than what u waiting for ..

 

call him go bbon tong kee lor

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ok ... good ..:thumb: than what u waiting for ..

 

call him go bbon tong kee lor

i no number le... but still waiting for jack and rose to jump... where they go ha??

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i no number le... but still waiting for jack and rose to jump... where they go ha??

 

HAR HAR HAR ,,, u no number...!!!!

 

than u blanja lor ,,, ur Bday rite ??

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HAR HAR HAR ,,, u no number...!!!!

 

than u blanja lor ,,, ur Bday rite ??

ok ok... i search the whole SBF for it... give me some time... like 2 years.. sure can find one..

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ok ok... i search the whole SBF for it... give me some time... like 2 years.. sure can find one..

 

hahahah 2 yrs back power

I will not want to regret in my life when i look back when i am old man.

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ok ok... i search the whole SBF for it... give me some time... like 2 years.. sure can find one..

 

fast man ,,, 2 yrs and u can find ar .... i need abt 200yrs lar

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fast man ,,, 2 yrs and u can find ar .... i need abt 200yrs lar

 

hahahah 2 yrs back power

for the sake of boon tong kee... worth it la..

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who jack? where rose? :lol:

Rebuilding my dreams. But first, the gears

1) WP RS Taichi riding jacket

2) WP riding pants

3) Titanium riding gloves

4) Garmine Nuvi 550 GPS (US$259)

5) WP Komine riding boots

6) Arai Helmet

7) The BIKE of course! :cheeky:

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who jack? where rose? :lol:

aiya.. u neber see titanium ah... the 2 idiots standing on the front of the ship shouting Ï'm plying!! I'm plying"one lor...

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aiya.. u neber see titanium ah... the 2 idiots standing on the front of the ship shouting Ï'm plying!! I'm plying"one lor...

 

Titanium?? titanium??? :faint: plying? plying? :faint: buay tahan...

Singapore version of titanic hor

Rebuilding my dreams. But first, the gears

1) WP RS Taichi riding jacket

2) WP riding pants

3) Titanium riding gloves

4) Garmine Nuvi 550 GPS (US$259)

5) WP Komine riding boots

6) Arai Helmet

7) The BIKE of course! :cheeky:

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Titanium?? titanium??? :faint: plying? plying? :faint: buay tahan...

Singapore version of titanic hor

 

dont understand what u talking abt

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