Guys: sports bike riding posture and comfort

[DM]

always wondered why did god create our balls at such a precarious position. he shd have put our balls under our armpits. i have never had an impact at my arm pits my whole life! some ridiculous food for thought~ lol~

 

 

you want your balls to hang out when you grab the passenger rails in the mrt or the bus ?

[DeusExMachina]

haha...yah...last night i had a pillion on my bike with me...dang...it was WAY HARDER to keep the balls away from the bloody tank.

 

so folks...when you pillion someone...how do you manage? also...the pressure on the hands automatically become worse because the pillion's weight is now on me.

 

Try riding with w pillion, while wearing a backpack, and that pillion sleeps on you.

[scubasimon]

@DeusExMachina: hahaha...i am not so masochistic lah...anyway...does this mean there is no way to shift the extra weight and go exercise more?

[DeusExMachina]

@DeusExMachina: hahaha...i am not so masochistic lah...anyway...does this mean there is no way to shift the extra weight and go exercise more?

 

If you wear a backpack and have the pillion sleep on you, every ride will be like a trip to the gym.

 

U kill 2 birds with one stone.

[prettymussel]

you want your balls to hang out when you grab the passenger rails in the mrt or the bus ?

 

good one there!!!

 

Try riding with w pillion, while wearing a backpack, and that pillion sleeps on you.

 

pillion sleeping on u while on a sportbike?! that sounds dangerous to the max..

[zyrofillica]

I guess it could be possible if you were a d1ckhead.

 

well i guess if u had one ball per armpit then that would technically make your head a very hairy d1ck head. But isnt that a natural thought since our armpits have hair too?

[zyrofillica]

you want your balls to hang out when you grab the passenger rails in the mrt or the bus ?

 

of course you will have to wear long sleeve shirts every day. but then again if balls were always at armpits, while ur little bro was still at the initial position, society would still label your little bro as a sex organ which should be hidden from public view, however, society may not deem the balls at armpit part of your sexual organ hence it might be deemed decent to show off your balls in the bus or mrt. they could be categorized like any normal decent part of your body like your nose or fingers or elbow? food for thought lol~

[squarebox]

if u slide n hit ur balls against the tank = u're sitting on ur ass too much...

I normally put about 50% of my weight on foot pegs and thighs grip the tank.

[scubasimon]

@zyrofillica: balls at the armpits may be fine for riding a bike...but i can imagine walking around to be quite painful...hmm...

 

@squarebox: riding on a track...yeah...i agree will put more weight on the foot pegs. but on the road is damn tiring man...that's why sportsbike isn't for me man.

[DeusExMachina]

@zyrofillica: balls at the armpits may be fine for riding a bike...but i can imagine walking around to be quite painful...hmm...

 

 

Not to mention doing jumping jacks.

[zyrofillica]

well, then i guess no more performing armpit farts too. haha

[DeusExMachina]

well, then i guess no more performing armpit farts too. haha

 

Yeah. That'll be the equivalent of banging balls.

 

 

"Nah beh.... I wanted to buy my bike plate number last night, but didn't. And it came out 4D First Prize. I really armpit fart man....."

[scubasimon]

woohoo! never mind...next win will be bigger!

[zyrofillica]

i think he was just making an example of how to use arm farts if our balls were really under our arm pits. "wah, everyday work so hard, still no bonus this year, really Lan lan jumping jacks" dammit, im too free haha

[prettymussel]

i think he was just making an example of how to use arm farts if our balls were really under our arm pits. "wah, everyday work so hard, still no bonus this year, really Lan lan jumping jacks" dammit, im too free haha

 

hahah yes, thks to ur good idea of having testicles at the armpits that got everyone excited over this topic now!