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Syahadat Newbie

Syahadat

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Originally posted by GSR@Nov 9 2005, 08:39 PM

Kan!

 

kuntahkinteh :confused:

 

Syahadat!Mcm huh?

kuntahkinteh?= Aku pun Tak Tahu!

 

Parah Siak' Dia da kena Sampok la' Kecoh siak' Da mcm Gorila Kat MTV siak'

 

Aku Baca ayat pun dah tak lut aku pun dah kuntahkinteh aku pun Cabut siak' sblum dia Ngap! aku.Ko ko tahu apa Ayat nak baca Apabila orang dah kena Sampok seram siak!.:confused:

 

GSR Amcm huh?

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Originally posted by Syahadat@Nov 9 2005, 08:49 PM

kuntahkinteh?= Aku pun Tak Tahu!

 

Parah Siak' Dia da kena Sampok la' Kecoh siak' Da mcm Gorila Kat MTV siak'

 

Aku Baca ayat pun dah tak lut aku pun dah kuntahkinteh aku pun Cabut siak' sblum dia Ngap! aku.Ko ko tahu apa Ayat nak baca Apabila orang dah kena Sampok seram siak!.:confused:

 

GSR Amcm huh?

ko try mentera B.A.S yang miko2 ajar... :cheeky:

Akim!Ko Dah ke Blom!

Tolong Syahadat mentera alau antu!

Akim!Ko Step!siak!

 

Syahadat!Mujarab'Tak Mujarab!Cuba ajer'Mudah mudahan"Asshabur!

Tak mujarab'Cuba lagi dan lagi dan lagi!

Syahadat!Mcm huh!

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by servoprax+Nov 9 2005, 07:33 PM-->
QUOTE (servoprax @ Nov 9 2005, 07:33 PM)
but we all know a particular side during the karaoke of which only 2 people knows..... hehhehe *wink* [/b]

Hehe.. Only the last two men standing yang tahu.. :lol:

 

 

Originally posted by Apek@

Tadi aku ada terbaca nie, tapi tak leh reply. Sekadar nak tau if akim tersilap spelling. Do u actually means sambil instead :confused: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

hahahaa.. Jalan sambil[/size][/b] lancap tuh dah ibarat

Gantung diri sambil[/size][/b] lancap tuh pek.. Haha.. kesilapan spelling terletak pada "lancap" tuh hehe..

 

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Originally posted by zulhakim@Nov 9 2005, 08:55 PM

Haha.. itu bukan lembik bro.. Itu maknanye kau sudah gunakan teknik yang salah bila tepuk.. kalau itu la masalahnye.. kau terpaksa jumpa siti nurhaliza.. nanti dier ajar kau .. BERTEPUK2 TANGAN.. BERTEPUK JANGAN SEGAN.. MENGIKUT RENTAK GENDANG.. MENARI DENGAN RIANG.. haha.. :D

kalau dah jumpa Siti aka CTea, dah tak main tepuk tangan beb! :cheeky:

mesti dah tepok lain!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tepok dada tanya selera :slurp:

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by Syahadat@Nov 9 2005, 08:49 PM

kuntahkinteh?= Aku pun Tak Tahu!

 

Parah Siak' Dia da kena Sampok la' Kecoh siak' Da mcm Gorila Kat MTV siak'

 

Aku Baca ayat pun dah tak lut aku pun dah kuntahkinteh aku pun Cabut siak' sblum dia Ngap! aku.Ko ko tahu apa Ayat nak baca Apabila orang dah kena Sampok seram siak!.:confused:

 

GSR Amcm huh?

kau baca ni ayat.. dier panjang sikit ar.. tapi insya allah mujarab.. aku pernah cuba.. masa tuh aku nak halau hantu TETEK ar.. haha..

 

baik la.. mentera dier berbunyi begini..

 

"Hey kersani mengalir lah dikau..

Menjadi darah mengisi belikat tubuhku..

Agar aku bisa berdiri..

Tegap dan segak bagaikan..

Laksamana melayu... "

 

"Hey sepuluh helai daun sirih..

Dimakan dengan bunga cengkih..

bangkitlah dikau..

agar adik ku bisa berdiri..

tegap dan segak bagaikan..

Fire hose si bomba.. " lolz..

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by GSR@Nov 9 2005, 08:57 PM

kalau dah jumpa Siti aka CTea, dah tak main tepuk tangan beb! :cheeky:

mesti dah tepok lain!!

 

 

tepok dada tanya selera :slurp:

tepok dada tanya selera..

 

tepok ctea tanya tanya Pak Ngah..

Nanti dier bagi kau satu kompang nabi!! :lol:

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Syahadat Newbie

Syahadat

Posted
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Originally posted by GSR@Nov 9 2005, 08:57 PM

kalau dah jumpa Siti aka CTea, dah tak main tepuk tangan beb! :cheeky:

mesti dah tepok lain!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tepok dada tanya selera :slurp:

kan!

 

 

kan!

 

 

 

kan!

 

 

Akim!! Amcm huh?

 

Ko Nak Tepok mana lak?

Xplore Touring n Adventure Ride.

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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itu bukan ayat yg miko2 ajar!

itu lagu semerah padi!Dah merah!Topeng Merah!

Merah14!Mana kau!

Tolong nasihatkan budak2 ni skit!

 

Miko2 ajar mentera B.A.S!

Cuba kau singkap!Insyallah'Mujarab!Tanyer Syahadat dah cuba!

 

Kan!

 

 

Kan!

 

Kan!

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Originally posted by zulhakim@Nov 9 2005, 09:00 PM

tepok dada tanya selera..

 

tepok ctea tanya tanya Pak Ngah..

Nanti dier bagi kau satu kompang nabi!! :lol:

Pak Ngah kasi kau dulu!

Dah dikasi nak lagi nak lagi dan lagi!

Mengah ngah lah mulot kau macam kawan akuhttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/GSREvolution/thumb_lopong-2.jpg

 

Akim!Mcm huh?

Nak dari Pak Ngah!

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Syahadat Newbie

Syahadat

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Originally posted by GSR@Nov 9 2005, 09:07 PM

Akim!Mcm huh?

Nak dari Pak Ngah!

Akim! Akim! a u ok!

 

 

 

Akim! A u ok?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gsr AKim Tak Ok La'

 

 

 

Call 995 GSR

 

 

 

Ko TAhu BUat CPR? Ko Tolong la si Akim ni Sblum Dia naik BAS no 19. Kesian dia!.

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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hmmm aku rasa ada baik nye korang pegi..

masok Hijrah Kindergarten..

pat sana budak2 kecik pon da pandai bermentera..

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by Syahadat@Nov 9 2005, 09:14 PM

Ko TAhu BUat CPR? Ko Tolong la si Akim ni Sblum Dia naik BAS no 19. Kesian dia!.

So u want to coming down ??

 

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zulhakim Newbie

zulhakim

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Originally posted by CaTwOmEn@Nov 9 2005, 09:14 PM

:confused:

:mad:

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

Posted
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Originally posted by Syahadat@Nov 9 2005, 09:14 PM

Akim! Akim! a u ok!

Akim! A u ok?

Gsr AKim Tak Ok La'

 

Call 995 GSR

 

Ko TAhu BUat CPR? Ko Tolong la si Akim ni Sblum Dia naik BAS no 19. Kesian dia!.

a ar...call 995 muka kau yg muncul :faint:

Baik dari CPR sampai nasihat sumuer kau tepok!

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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dah aku nak beradu..babai sumuer...jumpa lagi dimasa hadapan...http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/GSREvolution/bye.gif

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Guest IceBerkZ

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its amazing to the fact dat i'm in front of the PC all day long but dun even haf time to keep myself updated of this forum's latest happenings... if not for adik ice kuz.. i think i wudnt noe wat happened to TLK...

 

so guyz... how r u all?... apa updates shud i be notified of??

AsHaRiE Newbie

AsHaRiE

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Hii sume MRians!!! Slamat berSahur!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:sweat: eh salah lah.. dah raya pun.. :) khekehkhe :faint:

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.

So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

AsHaRiE Newbie

AsHaRiE

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apa yg bersahur?

dah abis puasa lor.. kalau ko puasa enam.

 

ahah taklah.. aku tak puasa enam.. tu joke semata mata.. khekh takde keje..

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.

So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

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