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see ya all later.

 

nak masuk meeting nie, hopefully tak bebual merepek n finish early...after that, Journey to The West. But should be able to make it in time. :smile:

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Originally posted by TLK24@Feb 3 2006, 05:11 PM

kau ada laksanakan yang wajib tu ke....?? :confused:

 

setahu aku, ball-play lepas buka nanti.... :D

kalau aku tiba lambat.. jangan marah lar yer.. :sweat: aku kena sahut panggilan pulau dulu.. :lol:

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Posted
Originally posted by zulhakim@Feb 3 2006, 05:45 PM

kalau aku tiba lambat.. jangan marah lar yer.. :sweat: aku kena sahut panggilan pulau dulu.. :lol:

kata Penghulu Muda aka Star-Karat.... :sweat:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Feb 3 2006, 06:01 PM

kata Penghulu Muda aka Star-Karat.... :sweat:

hmmm harap2 my bike is in tip top condition..

 

:D

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Posted
Originally posted by zulhakim@Feb 3 2006, 06:09 PM

hmmm harap2 my bike is in tip top condition..

 

:D

alah...setakat tukar barang 5 dolar aje :sweat:

 

nnt jumpa kat street soccer kan kan kan..... :bouncefire:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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Posted

:mad: skrg baru seme nk kecoh2 lagik!

 

 

Hmph!!!

 

 

nk balik arr!!! hmph!

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UurRRmmmm.. nEithEr one tHen!

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Posted
Originally posted by IcE_ChicK@Feb 3 2006, 06:14 PM

:mad: skrg baru seme nk kecoh2 lagik!

 

 

Hmph!!!

 

 

nk balik arr!!! hmph!

Tok Penghulu....ada ayam mengamuk kat kampung!! :help:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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Posted
>Seorang boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada hari

>nie..Sesiapa yang nak minta balik lima jam lebih awal hari nie dia

kasi

>tapi alasannya mestilah munasabah. Haaaa!!alasannya mestilah pasal

>sembahyang ajer! Tau-tau macam tu ader 4 orang pekerja bawahan datang

>mintak balik awal..

>

>Pekerja 1 : A'kum Boss, bulih saya pulang? Saya balik nak sembahyang

kat

>rumah boss, leh tak?

>Boss : Tak boleh!!!Kat sini kan ader surau, sembahyang jemaah lagi,

lagi

>banyak pahalanya..!

>

>Pekerja 2 : Saya bulih balik awai kut Boss?

>Bosss : Hang apa pasai:

>Pekerja 2 : Saya nak balik tengok anak saya sembahyang zohor ker tak?

>Ntah-ntah dia ponteng?

>Boss : Tak boleh balik, hang telefon saja bini hang suruh dia tengok!

>

>Pekerja 3: A'kum Boss!

>Boss: Ha? pasal pulak ni?Nak balik awal gak ker?

>Pekerja 3 : Errrrr!!Yer boss, boss baik!!he..heee!

>Boss: Alasan apa lak ngko nie?

>Pekerja 3 : Saya nak balik sembahyang orang mati..Ada orang kampung

saya

>ninggal pagi tadi, nak sembahyang jenazah...!Boleh kut boss yer pulang

>awal?

>Boss : Tak bolehhh!!!Itu fardzu kifayah jer!Orang kampung lain yang

ramai

>tu boleh sembahyangkan. Doa kat sini pun boleh!!Dah!Pergi buat kerja..

>

>Pekerja 4: A'kum Boss! Saya nak balik awal boleh tak ari nie?

>Boss : Naper?

>Pekerja 4 : Isteri saya telefon, dia kater dia dah boleh sembahyang!

>Boss: Yer ker? Ha! Kalu gitu awak baliklah...Kesian awak dah seminggu

>nunggu!!!

>Pekerja 4 : Ima Acih Boss!!!Heee..hee

 

Nak share sikit!

Kalau dapat boss gini kan best... :cheeky:

Dah takya ajak boss main squash lagi.. :lol:

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Posted
Originally posted by zulhakim@Feb 3 2006, 05:45 PM

kalau aku tiba lambat.. jangan marah lar yer.. :sweat: aku kena sahut panggilan pulau dulu.. :lol:

gi sambut jemputan orang pulau? :sweat:

 

Biar Allah saja yg tahu... :pray:

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Posted

kasik lagi satu uh... :cheeky:

 

Seorang pemuda bercerita kpd temannya, "Bengang betul aku!"

"Hah? kenapa Man?" tanya temannya.

"Semalem aku berkenalan dengan awek cun di cafe, terus kitaorang ke

rumahnya,

dia yg ajak aku, pastu kitorang sama2 buka baju, Tengah best, tau-tau suami

dia datang.

Terkejut besor aku, terus aku melompat ke jendela bilik sambil berpaut di

bawah

jendela dengan jari aku!"

"Wah, haprak betul ko" sahut temannya.

"Ya, tapi itu belum apa-apa" sahut pemuda itu.

 

Kemudian suaminya masuk bilik menegur isterinya, dia cakap "Wah..kebetulan

sayang

dah telanjang, sebentar abang kencing dulu". Pastu tau tak, si suami

hampeh itu kencing terus di jendela, mengena kepala aku"

 

"Hah!" Temannya geleng2kan kepala sambil menahan ketawe. "Patut la ko bengang gila"

"Ya, tapi bukan itu yang buat aku bengang"

 

"Selepas tu, aku dengar mereka bermesra-mesraan. Jari aku dah lenguh.

Setelah mereka

selesai, suaminya membuang kondom nya keluar jendela, tau tak jatuh

dimana? Di kepala aku!"

 

"Wah! Dasyatnya, kalau aku memang aku bengang!" kata temannya

"Sebentar. Aku belum selesai, yang buatkan aku lebih bengang lagi, suaminya

mau buang air. rupa-rupanya toilet rosak. Jadi dia mengcangkung di

pinggir jendela, terus jatuh diatas kepala aku!"

 

"Wah..wah, pasti lengkap dah penderitaan ko" sahut temannya.

"Ye...ye...tapi ko tau tak, yang paling buat aku BENGANG... BENGAAANG...

BENGAAAAANG gile? Bila aku tengok ke bawah rupa-rupanya kaki aku jaraknya

cuma 10cm dari tanah.....

 

 

ingat...kalau dah buat kerja kat rumah awek, make sure terjun luar tingkap...takder aper2 nye... :goodluck:

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Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Feb 3 2006, 06:13 PM

alah...setakat tukar barang 5 dolar aje :sweat:

 

nnt jumpa kat street soccer kan kan kan..... :bouncefire:

hmmm tak payah bayar ar..

 

kedai kata bayar duit enjin oil and coolant aje..

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Posted
Originally posted by DaBonz@Feb 3 2006, 07:10 PM

Dun think so..nak dating dgn wifey. Lepas bola korang ape plan?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....Ni untuk kau :cheeky:

 

>Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di

surau si isteri

>menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah

tersebut kepada

>suaminya. "Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila

suami dan

>isteri itu bersatu/ bersetubuh kan bang kann dengan

cara yang betul

>dan menjaga syarat yang betul maka pasangan tersebut

akan mendapat

>pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa

ekor syaitan".

>Kata si suami "yerr kerr. Tak apa malam ni malam

Jumaat, masa yang

>sesuai utuk bunuh syaitan kann, betul tak sayanggg"

sambil ketawa.

>Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang.

>

>Selang dua hari kemudian, siisteri berkata "banggg,

jom kita bunuh

>syaitan... bang". Si suami tersenyum panjang. Selang

dua hari

>kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh

syaitan...

>bang". "tak pe...tunggula malam". Esoknya si isteri

berkata "banggg,

>jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami diam sambil

mengangguk

>lemah.

>

>Esoknya siisteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh

syaitan... ".

>

>Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ..........

>

>"Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang"

 

 

Jangaaaan maraaahh haaaa.... :sweat:

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Posted
Originally posted by LeonHaslam@Feb 3 2006, 06:54 PM

Nak share sikit!

Kalau dapat boss gini kan best... :cheeky:

Dah takya ajak boss main squash lagi.. :lol:

the morale of the stroy,

 

Dont give lame excuses.....kan Leon kan kan kan :sweat:

 

Kata orang melayu, alasan yang tak munasabah....kan Zul kan kan kan :giddy:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Posted

bruders...mane ah nak buat one seater.. berape? issit possibe kalo one seater... buat cam seat r1 nye design? and issit legal?:confused:

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Burn Rubber Not Your SouL :angry:

Posted

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

 

I'm confident that u're one of them but i'm not sure whether the rest r in the same category as u.. :giddy:

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Posted
Originally posted by LeonHaslam@Feb 3 2006, 07:09 PM

kasik lagi satu uh... :cheeky:

 

 

 

ingat...kalau dah buat kerja kat rumah awek, make sure terjun luar tingkap...takder aper2 nye... :goodluck:

aku BENGANG pasal aku tak tahu apa morale of the story.... :mad:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Posted
Originally posted by Kianu@Feb 3 2006, 07:40 PM

bruders...mane ah nak buat one seater.. berape? issit possibe kalo one seater... buat cam seat r1 nye design? and issit legal?:confused:

whoa...1st things 1st...

 

Kau peh avatar lawa :lovestruck:

 

2ndly, nak bikin one seater(custom seat fairings), 1st Motor ada bikin... :thumb:

kau nak yg lentik boleh, nak yg menjunam boleh, nak yg tonggek pon boleh :cheeky:

Yg penting, u draw out and bawak to the shop which is located at Ubi beside TP headquater...*diorang pon ada katelog sendiri

Harga brape, u've got to ask :goodluck:

**Sebab terlalu ramai org yg bikin fairings kat sana, may result your bike siap lambat...can up to 4 bulan kemudian :goodluck:

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Posted
Originally posted by LeonHaslam@Feb 3 2006, 07:16 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....Ni untuk kau :cheeky:

 

 

 

 

Jangaaaan maraaahh haaaa.... :sweat:

ha, ini banyak morale of the story,

 

1. Cari ustaz yang macam gitu untuk kursus perkahwinan

 

2. Makan Tongkat Ali untuk kekuatan sepenuh masa

 

3. Makan Kacip Sharifah untuk memaintain keketatan-NYA (Fatimah dah balik kampung, yang ada Sharifah aje sekarang)

 

4. Sesungguhnya aku baru apa nak buat kalau Setan muncul didepan mata

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Feb 3 2006, 07:40 PM

the morale of the stroy,

 

Dont give lame excuses.....kan Leon kan kan kan :sweat:

erm...pasal excuses ni aku no comment.. :sweat:

Pasal moto si anu dah Combat Ready and skarang dia tgh Negotiate sama boss dia lah... :cheeky:

Mudah Mudahan Boss kasi peluang :goodluck:

 

Part ko BENGANG tuh, ko mintak syahadat advice :smile:

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June 10 - July 11: X1

Mar 11 - ???: 1198

Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Feb 3 2006, 07:48 PM

4. Sesungguhnya aku baru apa nak buat kalau Setan muncul didepan mata [/b]

Kau baca2 lah!

 

Lepas tu kau ketok kepala setan tu... :lol: :cheer:

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