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zamani Newbie

zamani

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brape kilo mau? :lol:

 

nak pakai 10 jam, berapa kilo tu? :cheeky:

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TLK24 Newbie

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Abg Ayam... 10jam dh leh maintain aru leh bebual eh... hehehe *peace

setakat 10 jam aje? kita da biasa dgn misteri 12 jam.....eh salah...misteri jam 12 :lol:

 

Hari isnin ader orang ajak date

hari kekasih untuk mereka yang berkepit

memang bez kalau dapat buat wayang kulit

yg tk bez bnyk orang makan popcorn tk bayar tiket

kalau 10jam asyik berkepit

alamat salesman abangpower makin sibuk

kalau tak bez byk orang makan popcorn tk bayar tiket

rekod pat handphone lepas tu post pat pesbuk.......... :deal:

 

paging for Dabonz .... nak order abangpower lah!

nasib baik namekad abg dabonz dabis.....kalau tak, aku da tolong promote kan.... :lol:

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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nak pakai 10 jam, berapa kilo tu?

fuh, abg Z macam interested je......wa caya lu! :thumb:

 

jgn lupa standby KY....atau margarine.....ataupun butter :lol:

 

kalau nak spicy, apply chilli boh sikit :faint:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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DaBonz Newbie

DaBonz

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nak pakai 10 jam, berapa kilo tu? :cheeky:

 

depend ar.. ko nak 10jam mcm RA, XX or XXX? :lol:

 

setakat 10 jam aje? kita da biasa dgn misteri 12 jam.....eh salah...misteri jam 12 :lol:

 

 

kalau 10jam asyik berkepit

alamat salesman abangpower makin sibuk

kalau tak bez byk orang makan popcorn tk bayar tiket

rekod pat handphone lepas tu post pat pesbuk.......... :deal:

 

 

nasib baik namekad abg dabonz dabis.....kalau tak, aku da tolong promote kan.... :lol:

 

:thumb: :lol:

 

kalau nak spicy, apply chilli boh sikit :faint:

spicy meatballs!! :lol:

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kuwaiyert Newbie

kuwaiyert

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kalau ko nak salam aku skarang pon ok jugak!

 

kalau tak transfer ajer duit salam SG$1000 kat bank acc aku nanti ok? :deal:

 

:dot::dot:... chet...

 

Mr Quiet...tak tau head tak tau tail jgn nk pandai congrat org lak... nnti kan i dibelasah dgn si Abng Z nye buah hati oit!~!!

 

Ooo.. tak eh.. :shy:.. sorru me-many...

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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spicy meatballs!!

 

spicy meatballs + black peppeRk sauce !!!

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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zamani Newbie

zamani

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rekod pat handphone lepas tu post pat pesbuk.......... :deal:

 

 

apakan daya pesbuk tak bole upload audio. Jika tidak ........ :popcorn:

 

fuh, abg Z macam interested je......wa caya lu! :thumb:

 

jgn lupa standby KY....atau margarine.....ataupun butter :lol:

 

kalau nak spicy, apply chilli boh sikit :faint:

 

takdelah ... tanya2 ajelah kan. Juz in case, mana tau lah kan. :lol:

 

cili boh kedai bawang aje jual. paket kecik aje, paket besar 3KG pon ade! :eek:

 

depend ar.. ko nak 10jam mcm RA, XX or XXX? :lol:

 

aku nak PG bole? :angel:

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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apakan daya pesbuk tak bole upload audio. Jika tidak ........

jeng jeng jeng..... :lol:

 

cili boh kedai bawang aje jual. paket kecik aje, paket besar 3KG pon ade!

pedas abis! konfem berangin! :lol:

 

aku nak PG bole?

kalau PG, tu utk budak bawah umur.... :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

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kita berkerja di kawasan kontract

nak simpan duit melancong ke tasik chini

penat jugak aku berbacktrack...

sebab nak tahu berita terkini.. :smile:

 

sering bekerja penuh semangat

diberi hadiah sekeping pizza :slurp:

padanlah aku tengok Cylinder hapi bangat

rupanyer dia dapat tunggang si Fyza!! :lol:

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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PG atau utk dewasa bawa meja..huh?

atas meja, PG....

bawah meja, PG-WWE-TNA-RA-XXX..... :deal:

 

sering bekerja penuh semangat

diberi hadiah sekeping pizza

padanlah aku tengok Cylinder hapi bangat

rupanyer dia dapat tunggang si Fyza!!

memang bagus kau dpt sekeping pizza

itu pasal la kau selalu bz

bukan aje dia dpt tunggang si Fyza

bahkan nanti celebrate Valentine dgn abg Z.......ffeewwiiiiitt!!

 

Petang petang lepas makan

masuk ofis tgk pc

tgk benang laju sekali

rupa ckp pasal me!!!

ni pantun ke syair? ke lirik lagu? ataupun dialogue utk screen test dgn Ahmad Nisfu? :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Selamat tgh hari Semua...

 

Petang petang lepas makan

masuk ofis tgk pc

tgk benang laju sekali

rupa ckp pasal me!!!

 

Oit Lam... ko bukan main suka eh... mai sini MBM

 

Lepas makan jumpa si Zaitun

masuk ke ofis mula bekerja

memang aku tak paham kau peh pantun

dah pandai pulak suruh aku Masok Bawah Meja!

 

ni pantun ke syair? ke lirik lagu? ataupun dialogue utk screen test dgn Ahmad Nisfu? :lol:

 

aku rasa dia peh karangan 100 perkataan ker :confused:

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Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

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atas meja, PG....

bawah meja, PG-WWE-TNA-RA-XXX..... :deal:

 

 

memang bagus kau dpt sekeping pizza

itu pasal la kau selalu bz

bukan aje dia dpt tunggang si Fyza

bahkan nanti celebrate Valentine dgn abg Z.......ffeewwiiiiitt!!

 

 

ni pantun ke syair? ke lirik lagu? ataupun dialogue utk screen test dgn Ahmad Nisfu? :lol:

 

Tak rhyme langsung ker pantun i tu?? i dgr mcm ok jer...

Ahmad nisfu jgn main2 eh mentang2 hidung i sama mcm hidung dia ... !!

Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

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Lepas makan jumpa si Zaitun

masuk ke ofis mula bekerja

memang aku tak paham kau peh pantun

dah pandai pulak suruh aku Masok Bawah Meja!

 

 

 

aku rasa dia peh karangan 100 perkataan ker :confused:

 

Biasa jugak .. kau kan GBM !!

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Lepas makan jumpa si Zaitun

masuk ke ofis mula bekerja

memang aku tak paham kau peh pantun

dah pandai pulak suruh aku Masok Bawah Meja!

aku plak makan dgn si Zainal

nak ajak dia keluar bukan main susah

aku rasa pantun dia memberi signal

mungkin pasal bawah sudah mula basah........................ :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Tak rhyme langsung ker pantun i tu?? i dgr mcm ok jer...

Ahmad nisfu jgn main2 eh mentang2 hidung i sama mcm hidung dia ... !!

 

self-declare nampak! self-declare nampak! :p

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

zamani Newbie

zamani

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*zamani duk one corner makan mee maggie goreng daging, mee hoon seafood + air ais limau tapi nak sejuk tau bang ... *

The Road less Travelled

 

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Lynnda_29 Newbie

Lynnda_29

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*zamani duk one corner makan mee maggie goreng daging, mee hoon seafood + air ais limau tapi nak sejuk tau bang ... *

 

 

 

Air ais limau tapi tk nk sejuk eh??? dh ais tk nk sejuk pulak!!

 

Bukan dia nk backing kiter.. dia pon sama 2x5..

 

BTW... i tgh bingit!!!! i kena lagi FWB..... !!! arGHHHHHH WTF!!!

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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aku plak makan dgn si Zainal

nak ajak dia keluar bukan main susah

aku rasa pantun dia memberi signal

mungkin pasal bawah sudah mula basah........................ :lol:

 

Si Zainal cabot, ganti Sylvia Ratonel,

malam dah tiba mahu tapi malu, malu tapi mahu

wah! bawah basah pon ader signal?

ni mcm, hanya yg punye diri je tahu :pray:

 

BTW... i tgh bingit!!!! i kena lagi FWB..... !!! arGHHHHHH WTF!!!

 

Aku rilek tepi dgn kopi secawan

Kopi nye pahit tiada gula

hati hati lah bila memilih kawan...

ader yg buaya, ader yg serigala!! :lol:

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zamani Newbie

zamani

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Air ais limau tapi tk nk sejuk eh??? dh ais tk nk sejuk pulak!!

 

Bukan dia nk backing kiter.. dia pon sama 2x5..

 

BTW... i tgh bingit!!!! i kena lagi FWB..... !!! arGHHHHHH WTF!!!

 

kan minah paris yg order kat abang tu .... "saya nak air limau ais tanak sejuk tau bang".

 

i mana 2x5? i kan lelaki lembut atas duyung bawah lion! :lol:

 

buat bertendang .........

The Road less Travelled

 

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Yerlah u all suka kutuk2... hidung i tak mancung mcm minath Pariskan!!!

sori sikit.....kita tak pandang rupa, hidung dan jugak perut!! :lol:

 

BTW... i tgh bingit!!!! i kena lagi FWB..... !!! arGHHHHHH WTF!!!

makan mee campur kunyit

bole didapati di tempat makan KTM

buat apa nak bingit-bingit

buat apa nak FWB kalau da ada TTM.............. :deal:

 

Si Zainal cabot, ganti Sylvia Ratonel,

malam dah tiba mahu tapi malu, malu tapi mahu

wah! bawah basah pon ader signal?

ni mcm, hanya yg punye diri je tahu

Ratonel buih panggil si Zaibo Botak

lawaknya buat tak kering gusi

kalau nak tahu da basah ke tidak

masuk bawah meja dan periksa sendiri............. :goodluck:

 

 

 

Aku rilek tepi dgn kopi secawan

Kopi nye pahit tiada gula

hati hati lah bila memilih kawan...

ader yg buaya, ader yg serigala!!

kopi pahit takde dula

dibalas dgn kueh baulu

mmg banyak buaya dan serigala

maka itu apa yang ada pakai la dulu........... :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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Ratonel buih panggil si Zaibo Botak

lawaknya buat tak kering gusi

kalau nak tahu da basah ke tidak

masuk bawah meja dan periksa sendiri............. :goodluck:

 

kopi pahit takde dula

dibalas dgn kueh baulu

mmg banyak buaya dan serigala

maka itu apa yang ada pakai la dulu........... :lol:

 

teringat aku pada si Botak

members kita yg sangat rapat

gara gara nak tahu basah ke tak,

lain ku cari, hutan rimba ku dapat :faint:

 

sambil minum memancing siakap

ikan takda dapat si sotong

ada betul jugak kau cakap

ni mcm aku pon sokong :thumb:

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