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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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selamat pagi dihari yg indah

aku terkekek bile membace

waaaaahh makin ramai minat kn si lynnda

ape kn daye, dia sudah ade KG abg Z ler

tujuan berforum utk berjenaka

mengutuk tidak menghina pun tidak

pintu masih luas terbuka

ini semua cuma nak dgn tak nak........... :goodluck:

 

sekian lame tak masok kesini

hamba harap kamu suma sehat belaka

tick tock tick tock dpt sesuai kn diri

hmmmmmmm aku nga boring gila

siang hari memang boring

cuci toilet sampai bersih

malam nanti kita bowling

utk bersuka ria menyambut hari kekasih

 

saya sebagai lelaki-pemalu tak suke selit

takot nti kene tampar

saya pe'el tak seperti monyet

ade je lepas kene tampar, jln bersepah!!!

si monyet degil nak lawan dgn si gajah

sekali hempap monyet pun mati

jgn kau sebut perkataan bersepah

nanti kau terkena santau Wak Ketari........ :goodluck:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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hari sudah masuk tengahari

perut da mangaum mcm si singa

sungguh senyap kak lynnda hari ini

agknya masih terima banyak2 bunga

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

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sekian lame tak masok kesini

hamba harap kamu suma sehat belaka

tick tock tick tock dpt sesuai kn diri

hmmmmmmm aku nga boring gila

 

malam hari kita gi melalak

joget lambak kesana sini

kau macam tak biasa pulak....

rajin rajin lah post meriahkan kampong kita ni.... :clap:

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sHygUy Newbie

sHygUy

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tujuan berforum utk berjenaka

mengutuk tidak menghina pun tidak

pintu masih luas terbuka

ini semua cuma nak dgn tak nak........... :goodluck:

 

 

siang hari memang boring

cuci toilet sampai bersih

malam nanti kita bowling

utk bersuka ria menyambut hari kekasih

 

 

si monyet degil nak lawan dgn si gajah

sekali hempap monyet pun mati

jgn kau sebut perkataan bersepah

nanti kau terkena santau Wak Ketari........ :goodluck:

 

hahahahaha wak ketari blues

ni hari tak hujan, tkde panggilan dri katak

eh eh aku mcm nk mkn gula2 sugus

kau bukak itu pintu..BUKAK~!

Sparta 99

kuwaiyert Newbie

kuwaiyert

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muhahahaha....Danny!! Lelaki-Malu!! belum terlambat uh!!! try selit je!! try je!!!

 

bangun pagi makan ikan

lepas makan gosok gigi

Kalau aku dah cebokkan

Aku takut dia nak lagi :lol:

 

Pergi ke tengah laut tangkap ikan..

Ikan bakar memang sedap dimakan..

Kalo encik Lam suka nak cebok kan..

Brother Dabonz sudi tak, nak hulurkan..??

 

:angel:

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zamani Newbie

zamani

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hari ini hari kekasih

bnyk belalai beli bunga

aku nk bcktrack malas sey

benang tetap laju juga ....

 

 

Selamat meLUNCHup everibodi ....

The Road less Travelled

 

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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aku duk one corner diam2 pon tebabit jugak? :lol:

 

tulis puisi mengunakan pena

kiasan cinta teragak agak

jangan kata orang yg dudok slalu terkena

orang dah mati pon disebut sebut jugak!! :lol:

 

tarik gegerl naik ke riba

adegan dimulai dengan memekak

nampak gaya abang dabonz dah tiba..

seperti shyguy kata Bukak tetap BUKAK!! :lol:

 

k aku nak cabot!!

Edited by LeonHaslam

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LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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eh taklar..kiter saper kan nak di rindu org..

 

cam ok tak emo? wagagaga

 

nak kene gigit bantal? :sweat:

 

k k...nak cabot.....

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TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Forum ini memang riuh sekali..

Ade pantun untuk meriah kan lagi..

Topik diskusi kadang tak relebensama sekali..

Kadang 1 jam tak masuk thread, crite lost lagi..

bai jaga pakai botox

tutup kepala dgn turban

da namanya chatterbox

mesti semua tak releben..... :lol:

 

 

Selit lagi abng ayam!!! hehehe

biar selit, jgn tercepit... :lol:

 

tulis puisi mengunakan pena

kiasan cinta teragak agak

jangan kata orang yg dudok slalu terkena

orang dah mati pon disebut sebut jugak!!

puisi dicipta utk si musibot

yang sudah ditangkap dan digari

yg da mati tak baik disebut2

nanti dia muncul semua pun lari......... ;lol:

 

tarik gegerl naik ke riba

adegan dimulai dengan memekak

nampak gaya abang dabonz dah tiba..

seperti shyguy kata Bukak tetap BUKAK!!

rupanya gegerl yang ditarik itu pekak

disuruh duduk diriba dia bukak baju

sungguh ku tak ingin melihat abg dabonz bukak

ibarat carpet yang menghiasi ruang tamu ku.......... :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

LeonHaslam Newbie

LeonHaslam

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puisi dicipta utk si musibot

yang sudah ditangkap dan digari

yg da mati tak baik disebut2

nanti dia muncul semua pun lari......... ;lol:

 

 

rupanya gegerl yang ditarik itu pekak

disuruh duduk diriba dia bukak baju

sungguh ku tak ingin melihat abg dabonz bukak

ibarat carpet yang menghiasi ruang tamu ku.......... :lol:

 

musibot lapar makan kari

dia dah kenyang continue bekerja

yg dua adek beradik tu lari

bersepah masok sampai bawah meja :lol:

 

si gegerl pekak ader seorang kakak

kakak yg sexy ketika remaja

kalau nak tgk Cylinder bukak,

silalah masok ke bawah meja.... cabooootzzz :help:

 

Jumaat dan sabtu ribut melanda

langit gelap berserta kilat

Kenderaan di jalan raya berhenti meronda

Pokok tumbang banyak di kawasan utara dan barat

 

dari sawah ke rumah zaitun

perjalanan jauh selipar terkopak

kalau ye pon suka berpantun

sampai double post nampak!!! :lol:

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Apr 07 - Apr 10: R1

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kuwaiyert Newbie

kuwaiyert

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bai jaga pakai botox

tutup kepala dgn turban

da namanya chatterbox

mesti semua tak releben.....

 

 

rupanya gegerl yang ditarik itu pekak

disuruh duduk diriba dia bukak baju

sungguh ku tak ingin melihat abg dabonz bukak

ibarat carpet yang menghiasi ruang tamu ku.......... :lol:

 

gergerl pekak tidak ketahui..

sala bukak nanti di kepit..

encik dabonz sudah tak dirindui..

pasal dijadikan carpet ble di gigit..

 

:angel:

 

dari sawah ke rumah zaitun

perjalanan jauh selipar terkopak

kalau ye pon suka berpantun

sampai double post nampak!!! :lol:

 

makan tengah hari dengan kerepek..

lepas makan singgah pejabat post..

ni server yang merepek..

ntah amacam ble ade dbl post

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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musibot lapar makan kari

dia dah kenyang continue bekerja

yg dua adek beradik tu lari

bersepah masok sampai bawah meja

musibot tido kena berleter

kerja tak buat siapa nak tanggung

jgn kau sebut psl adik beradik yg takde leher

nanti dua2 muncul makin riuh sekampung............... :lol: :lol:

 

si gegerl pekak ader seorang kakak

kakak yg sexy ketika remaja

kalau nak tgk Cylinder bukak,

silalah masok ke bawah meja....

kak si gegerl cantik tapi buta

walaupun buta kecantikan dia memukau

orang tu senyap tiada berkata

sekali masuk bawah meja nampak dua biji kau....... :lol: :lol:

 

dari sawah ke rumah zaitun

perjalanan jauh selipar terkopak

kalau ye pon suka berpantun

sampai double post nampak!!!

ke rumah zaitun membawa custard

selipar kopak gara2 nampak tikus

si Quiet nampaknya semakin excited

pasal tu dia asyik dua kali post.............. :lol: :lol:

 

makan tengah hari dengan kerepek..

lepas makan singgah pejabat post..

ni server yang merepek..

ntah amacam ble ade dbl post

makan kerepek dgn keledek

disuap dgn kuah kari

jgn salahkan server yang merepek

ragam manusia tak mengaku salah sendiri........ :lol: :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

TLK24 Newbie

TLK24

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Selamat Petang semua....

Jangan lupa janji diana kiter 7.30pm nnti.... hehehe

 

petang ke tengahari, kak lynnda?

 

wah orang tu ada date dgn abg Z seh......jgn lupa bawak candle dgn air mineral botol besar k :p

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/76007bb9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/17aff7c9.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/68643a58.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/810edb40.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/Words%20Icon/4ff56bea.gif

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>In loving memory of fellow MSR - http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/mantol27.jpg Mantol27

kuwaiyert Newbie

kuwaiyert

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petang ke tengahari, kak lynnda?

 

wah orang tu ada date dgn abg Z seh......jgn lupa bawak candle dgn air mineral botol besar k :p

 

jangan lupa api.. nanti candle lepas 24 jam pon tak abis2.. :lol:..

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