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Touching... ...

 

 

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

 

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

 

Guy: No this is fun.

 

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

 

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

 

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

 

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

 

Girl hugs him.

 

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

 

In the paper the next day:

 

"A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Rider pronounced dead on-spot, pillion survives."

 

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

 

 

 

 

but ratha dumb ta sum xtend..

A kiss hurts more than a bit,

If received from a soul forbidden,

Its marks reminder burns,

When left on a dark heart hidden

 

A bite penetrates the skin,

But to receive from a lover is bliss,

As a bite can only tickle,

When compared with a deadly kiss

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Posted
Originally posted by aztkr@Oct 18 2006, 09:44 PM

so bro consperm kapa r1 07?.....

*cough* * cough* .... shhhh

 

no promises rite now tgk je la

 

one day kalau ternampak ada motor fairing parking nxt to your bike every

 

 

morning *batok* *batok* ask me again then ...heh~

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250 km/h? That´s Impossible Officer I´ve Only Been Out 10 Minutes!

Posted
Originally posted by envie@Oct 18 2006, 08:52 PM

ehh.. robin motor dah OK blum?

daah.. sejak kuar gaji tu...

 

aku pikir motor aku dah tau bile gaji aku ahh.. pasal part dah nak gaji laa start sakit dier datang.. duit nak beli lain jadik lain plak..

 

skrg ngah pikir bile mau rounding nie. nyiahaha....

 

 

 

REMPIT!!

I'd rather get a Leo Vince than a Louis Vuitton.

Posted
Originally posted by envie@Oct 18 2006, 10:07 PM

*cough* * cough* .... shhhh

 

no promises rite now tgk je la

 

one day kalau ternampak ada motor fairing parking nxt to your bike every

 

 

morning *batok* *batok* ask me again then ...heh~

waduuh! r1 o7 plak kau nie... aku suggest paintwork kan kau tarok price tag brape kau beli tu moto. nanti kalau orang tanyer kat road sebelah kau takyah nak susah2 bilang. tunjok jerr..

I'd rather get a Leo Vince than a Louis Vuitton.

Posted

btw kat johor 2t aper yang baik2 ahh.. 2t aku nak abis.. mau beli jer kat malaysia tapi takot kene rabak2 plak..

 

kalau tak terpakser ah beli kat sini..:giddy:

I'd rather get a Leo Vince than a Louis Vuitton.

Posted
Originally posted by envie+Oct 18 2006, 08:42 PM-->
QUOTE (envie @ Oct 18 2006, 08:42 PM)
half hour of wut xia? to do wut?

 

 

*LOST* :giddy: [/b]

tot kau tanya pasal editing & re-editing ur post here in SBF.... :giddy:

 

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Posted
Originally posted by FID07@Oct 19 2006, 12:29 AM

Assalamualaikom semua!!

W'Salam FidoDido ..Selamat Datang & Selamat Hari Raya daripada kami MSR semua

 

Enjoy ur stay

 

 

heh... makin nak raya makin ramai newbies ya kekawan~

 

anyway bagus la tu...

 

:lovestruck:

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250 km/h? That´s Impossible Officer I´ve Only Been Out 10 Minutes!

Posted

helo peeps...

sori lama tak masok...

bz lah sejak dua menjak dah start keje alek ni...

asyik hentam O.T je...

pada sumer..esok jgn luper sahur k..

slamat berpuase...

 

tkcr bros n sizs....

MeNungGanG adaLaH bUdaYa..seSuAi utK sUmeR yaNg mEndenGar,memPeLajaRi,meMahAmi dan meNeriMa -NyA.....

 

LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!

Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Oct 18 2006, 11:12 PM

tot kau tanya pasal editing & re-editing ur post here in SBF.... :giddy:

 

oooooohhh ya ya ya... heh now i know wut u mean bro heh

 

thx sowi eh i the one who S.L.O.W now tt u mention baru i perasan ada edit button

 

at the corner for the 1st 1/2 hr or so right after u post.

 

Thxx ehh~~ Mr Tan :thumb: :thumb: kekkeke

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250 km/h? That´s Impossible Officer I´ve Only Been Out 10 Minutes!

Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Oct 18 2006, 11:12 PM

tot kau tanya pasal editing & re-editing ur post here in SBF.... :giddy:

 

oooooohhh ya ya ya... heh now i know wut u mean bro heh

 

thx sowi eh i the one who S.L.O.W now tt u mention baru i perasan ada edit button

 

at the corner for the 1st 1/2 hr or so right after u post.

 

Thxx ehh~~ Mr Tan :thumb: :thumb: kekkeke

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250 km/h? That´s Impossible Officer I´ve Only Been Out 10 Minutes!

Guest yanani18&27
Posted
Originally posted by RottWeiLer@Oct 18 2006, 07:59 PM

I seriously dont get you what do you mean by promote MSR..?

Hehehe..am a lil S.L.O.W.. Sorry..:cheeky:

hahahahah

it ok being slow

anyway,our bro aie always welcome newcomers

tetapi lately,internet dia kene potong so he can't welcome u

like he always do

so i help him welcome u.....tapi tak tahu betul ke tak........

Guest yanani18&27
Posted
Originally posted by FID07@Oct 19 2006, 12:29 AM

Assalamualaikom semua!!

:cheer: WELCOME TO MSR :cheer:

Guest yanani18&27
Posted

:bouncefire: friday selepas tutop kedai dol,sesiapa mau join gi main bowling @ marina :confused: :bouncefire:

 

venue to meet:kedai dol

time:lepas tutop kedai(agak2......12 am)

hp number aku:91052651

 

 

1.yanani

2.old boyz

3.omar

4.botak

Guest yanani18&27
Posted

zad,leovice pipe 4 ure bike,slip on is from $570

Posted
Originally posted by FID07@Oct 19 2006, 12:29 AM

Assalamualaikom semua!!

Wa'alaikumsalam geng! :cheer:

 

masih dgn R1 merah tak? sidekni dulu pernah jejaki track dgn tuan hamba tahun lalu.... :thumb:

 

tapi semenjak dah pass lesen 3, terus senyap aje :D

 

ader kekasih baru (yg 4 roda) ke? :lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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Posted
Originally posted by yanani@Oct 19 2006, 01:51 AM

:bouncefire: friday selepas tutop kedai dol,sesiapa mau join gi main bowling @ marina :confused: :bouncefire:

 

venue to meet:kedai dol

time:lepas tutop kedai(agak2......12 pm)

hp number aku:91052651

 

 

1.yanani

2.old boyz

3.omar

4.botak

Brother Yan... Apa lah 12pm.... 12am lah... Sejak bila si Dol tutup kedai kul 12 tengah hari....Telingkup lah tu mcm....

 

Kalau dah ngantuk pegi gosok gigi tidor...Jangan lupa cuci kaki...

 

Tapi tak apa... Siapa manusia buat salah...

 

Yang penting YaMaHa Bad Boys Rules.......

 

:thumb:

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Posted
Originally posted by envie@Oct 19 2006, 01:27 AM

thx sowi eh i the one who S.L.O.W now tt u mention baru i perasan ada edit button

 

at the corner for the 1st 1/2 hr or so right after u post.

slow eh? :sweat:

 

right after first corner, kau potong aku macam sayur.... :lol:

 

sekali bukak mata, baru aku sedar aku bermimpi rupanya :cheeky:

 

no problem la, bro....aku pun lost bila tgk kau mcm lost gituk

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

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<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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Posted
Originally posted by FID07@Oct 19 2006, 12:29 AM

Assalamualaikom semua!!

welcome welcome...

 

MSR welcome all the new guys here with cool nicks, funky and cool ppl.

 

We now have a Doctor (Dol), a Patient (ehem ehem-sakit tekak), Fid0(7) DiDo, Phryford(sejenis pokok), Baby(MizieBB), Saint21 (angel), LongKang(TLK) dan lain lain lagi! Wow.

 

As per usual, the normal rules apply for all newcomers, pls backtrack the latest pages to find out more!

 

but as the saying goes,

 

YAMAHA BAD BOYS RULE!

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Posted

I will repost the rules here for ur convenience!

 

1 I like ur nick ... like sheery luv to say very funcky

2 I like ur alvatar ... so gothic I liokeee

3 I like ur members no ... 36666 niceeeeeeeeeee

4 You are most welcome here & I hope u can understand malay coz this is the requirments ....

 

1 mesti ada motor

2 mesti ada helmet dgn kunci motor

3 mesti ada lesen untuk naik motor

 

4 mesti tahu bebual merepek

5 mesti tahan gurau

6 mesti kena belanja kita semua makan pizza Qoishi

 

 

 

...if not, it simply means you one of us now..wahahahaha

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Guest yanani18&27
Posted
Originally posted by Saint21@Oct 19 2006, 02:11 AM

Brother Yan... Apa lah 12pm.... 12am lah... Sejak bila si Dol tutup kedai kul 12 tengah hari....Telingkup lah tu mcm....

 

Kalau dah ngantuk pegi gosok gigi tidor...Jangan lupa cuci kaki...

 

Tapi tak apa... Siapa manusia buat salah...

 

Yang penting YaMaHa Bad Boys Rules.......

 

:thumb:

alamak

sorry bro.tak prasan pulak

 

:cheer: YAMAHA BADS BOYS RULE :cheer:

Posted

fuyoh, sekali tiga rider yammies kat sini.... :sweat:

 

takpe la, ni suzy rider kena duduk diam je (neo, rdm, sibingai ~ maner korang :help: )

 

:lol:

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/TLK24/TLK24-Siggy-HeroKampung-Edited2.jpg

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>"... this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." .

 

<span style=\'color:darkblue\'>" ... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage" .

 

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Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Oct 19 2006, 02:33 AM

fuyoh, sekali tiga rider yammies kat sini.... :sweat:

 

takpe la, ni suzy rider kena duduk diam je (neo, rdm, sibingai ~ maner korang :help: )

 

:lol:

Sorry Brother... YaHaMa In Control tonight at MSR....

 

Kau kat kerja ke sekarang ni...?

 

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Posted
Originally posted by TLK24@Oct 19 2006, 02:33 AM

fuyoh, sekali tiga rider yammies kat sini.... :sweat:

 

takpe la, ni suzy rider kena duduk diam je (neo, rdm, sibingai ~ maner korang :help: )

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

fuyoh, sekali tiga rider yammies kat sini....

 

takpe la, ni suzy rider kena duduk diam je (neo, rdm, sibingai ~ maner korang

 

 

:goodluck: with ure calling 4 help

as aku teka mereka ngah lenyak :sleep:

Posted
Originally posted by yanani@Oct 19 2006, 02:25 AM

alamak

sorry bro.tak prasan pulak

 

:cheer: YAMAHA BADS BOYS RULE :cheer:

tapi tadi manyak siang da tutup ah itu kedai chendol pulut

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