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return him liao. but he like "thanks" only. never "thank me very much" leh. :sian:

 

Hahahaha... Ok la next time i leave key you pick up i say thank you very much plus give you a kiss can? Wet kiss with many saliva. :lol:. Please please please its a girl who pick up my keys :pray:

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What's bugging me now.... bernardk wanna give me a wet kiss.... helpppPPP!

 

:lol:

 

hope the next set of keys i pick up belong to a pretty girl 1 instead. :cheeky:

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LOL dun talk only no action! set a time, date, location leh..:angel:

..belong to xmm can anot? i leave my house keys under the potted plants la :cheeky:

 

Can of cos. But must say thank you UNCLE instead. :p

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So many errands to run. so little time.

 

didnt help that i was usually up all night, uploading pics, documents and music files to and fro from CDs, thumbdrives to laptop and portable hard drive.

 

Its worse uploading online, so I stop that to sort and clear out the stuffs in the electronics first.

 

i foresee another set of sleepless nights waiting to download from one website into laptop, sort thru and upload them again to another website.

 

Then hor, the pictures my god sis scanned for me is worth shitz. Gave her the scanner copier and the albums also no use. I have to redo everything again. Cos a) She didnt scan the pictures using the copy screen lines as guidelines. She anyhow plonked the pictures onto the glass and scann.

 

b) she scanned and save in tiff format. That darn format is so stiff, I cannot re-orientate them, nor can I enlarge them to their original size and pixels.

 

Damn sianz......

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return him liao. but he like "thanks" only. never "thank me very much" leh. :sian:

 

So bad of him.... Hmmmmppphhh... o_O

 

 

The last guy I returned keys to, also like that. Just thank me profusely and a smile only.

 

Where the hell's my $100 reward money? :angel: :p

Where's the display of eternal gratitude and slavery to me? :p

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So bad of him.... Hmmmmppphhh... o_O

 

 

The last guy I returned keys to, also like that. Just thank me profusely and a smile only.

 

Where the hell's my $100 reward money? :angel: :p

Where's the display of eternal gratitude and slavery to me? :p

 

Sounds like you would like the person to knee down and kiss your feet :D:D:D

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Just because I am free, does not mean my time is yours.

 

Just because I am free, does not mean that I agree to to go over and watch you move things around at another guys home, because he is simply not around to give agreement.

 

Might I remind you that your friend's house has lots of mosquitoes? And none of his furniture is clean enough to be sat on?

 

I didnt agree to go, until you have been pestering me to go. Because you felt that my Sunday is too free.

 

Its my fault for backing out now. And its my fault that I never did tell you I am NOT INTERESTED.

 

Thank you for your kindness these past months. I am fine now. Will be doing things myself now.

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This guy, out of the blue, when I was still busy working in the office.

 

SMS me this: What did you do today? Song boh?

 

I reply: Song what?

 

He keep replying me: Shiok or not?

 

Then finally he replied to say he was asking about my day, did I do anything shiok.

 

I reply him, got two asehole pissed me off today.

 

I dont think you boys realised, that you dont ask someone that is not related to you in the sexual sense, the word 'song or shiok'. Those words are usually used by guys to ask the gals they are farking, whether they enjoying the sex.

 

The song or shiok is also commonly asked about a event, like someone asking you about whether you enjoy the track ride or the rollar coaster you just been on.

 

eg. Whaaa.....look at you, face so fresh and excited, must the the rollarcoaster you just gone on. Song boh?

 

You dont **** hell ask about a person's day whether Song or not. Especially when the person is busy at work and had a day that is totally unrelated to you!

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This guy, out of the blue, when I was still busy working in the office.

 

SMS me this: What did you do today? Song boh?

 

I reply: Song what?

 

He keep replying me: Shiok or not?

 

Then finally he replied to say he was asking about my day, did I do anything shiok.

 

I reply him, got two asehole pissed me off today.

 

I dont think you boys realised, that you dont ask someone that is not related to you in the sexual sense, the word 'song or shiok'. Those words are usually used by guys to ask the gals they are farking, whether they enjoying the sex.

 

The song or shiok is also commonly asked about a event, like someone asking you about whether you enjoy the track ride or the rollar coaster you just been on.

 

eg. Whaaa.....look at you, face so fresh and excited, must the the rollarcoaster you just gone on. Song boh?

 

You dont **** hell ask about a person's day whether Song or not. Especially when the person is busy at work and had a day that is totally unrelated to you!

 

So you kana this kinna a BOYZ..... ermmm.... SONG BOH??? HAhahaha :lol: joking... :p

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Kena lousy report by boss, so sianz...took 2 days mc, don't feel like working. :sian:

 

Cheer up bro. but i can understand that once the work place become a place that you dislike or dun feel like going means its time to change a job.

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no new ideas to go out on weekends.. resort to goin science centre n IMAX yesterday.. need a plan for coming weekend man..

-death is a promise from god at birth-

-everyone dies, but only some lived-

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I have been approached twice by this xiao mei mei around my block.

 

First time, she approached when I was walking home from bus stop. Today, walking towards lift after I closed my bike wif canvas, she saw me and walked back, said "korkor, korkor, can give me $10?". I said no.

 

Then, I saw her approached a guy in his 30s or 40s and the guy gave her the money. Her age, the max, is 15 year-old.

 

If everyone symphatise wif her, this gal's future is bleak, thinking money can be earned by just asking, where other people have to get up early and go to work and endure all the hardships.

 

In future, if she learns that she can earn money/cheat ppl using her body, she lagi confirm no future!!

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So you kana this kinna a BOYZ..... ermmm.... SONG BOH??? HAhahaha :lol: joking... :p

 

Remind me hor, to ask a old ah pek from geylang, to ask your wife, mother and sister the same question jokingly.

 

Then tell me you also 'song boh'.

 

.......joking too. :p

 

Shiok or not? :D

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I have been approached twice by this xiao mei mei around my block.

 

First time, she approached when I was walking home from bus stop. Today, walking towards lift after I closed my bike wif canvas, she saw me and walked back, said "korkor, korkor, can give me $10?". I said no.

 

Then, I saw her approached a guy in his 30s or 40s and the guy gave her the money. Her age, the max, is 15 year-old.

 

If everyone symphatise wif her, this gal's future is bleak, thinking money can be earned by just asking, where other people have to get up early and go to work and endure all the hardships.

 

In future, if she learns that she can earn money/cheat ppl using her body, she lagi confirm no future!!

 

Never say never lah.

 

Who knows. The person that she offers her body too. Gives her a landed property, a beautiful car and lots of $$$ to give to other people, snubbing you in your face with her generriousity?

 

Is herr future defined by your understanding of a future?

 

Even when you cannot offer her $$$, at least offer her some protection because she is living in your neighbourhood. Speak to the parents, speak to the NPC guys to alert them of her actions.

 

In the event that there is consequences, at least everyone is prepared.

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Remind me hor, to ask a old ah pek from geylang, to ask your wife, mother and sister the same question jokingly.

 

Then tell me you also 'song boh'.

 

.......joking too. :p

 

Shiok or not? :D

 

:lol: hahahaha :D :D :D :p

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From yesterday to today.

 

Someone that has been lurking on this forum, been asking me about my sexual life.

 

The general question range from: You gian or not, got a **** buddy to but I gain you leh.

 

Somehow, this person has assumed that I very gian.

 

Unfortunately, my new current FB does not appreciate the fact that you are Sms-sing me questions which he prefers me to be discreet about it.

 

If you still feels gian, do feel free to meet up with your various sex object girlfriends while your wife is with your daughter. I am sure your wife and daughter will appreciate you not borthering them any further with your gian-ness while they are trying to have a peaceful life.

 

In the meantime, I never was gian for fellas that does not have the sense to back off when I have been hinting a long time now. That I do not gian for you. Not Ever, Not Likely even in the furture.

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From yesterday to today.

 

Someone that has been lurking on this forum, been asking me about my sexual life.

 

The general question range from: You gian or not, got a **** buddy to but I gain you leh.

 

Somehow, this person has assumed that I very gian.

 

Unfortunately, my new current FB does not appreciate the fact that you are Sms-sing me questions which he prefers me to be discreet about it.

 

If you still feels gian, do feel free to meet up with your various sex object girlfriends while your wife is with your daughter. I am sure your wife and daughter will appreciate you not borthering them any further with your gian-ness while they are trying to have a peaceful life.

 

In the meantime, I never was gian for fellas that does not have the sense to back off when I have been hinting a long time now. That I do not gian for you. Not Ever, Not Likely even in the furture.

 

Must be your photo doing the trick. You should tell him you VERY VERY gian. But see him you suddenly sianzzzzz HAHAHA :lol:

Posted

bohoooooooooo! when is ma usa visa gona be aprrove!!!!

its been 1mth...

im stil waiting....

~Please Ride N Drive Safely.~

if u cant,its ok,but dont bring harm to other ppl.

wana die,go die alone.dnt bring innnocent ppl along.

OKae!

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