NUS (National University of Singapore)

[Pplater]

woot woot. I'm back! 3400km in 4 days.. my butt hurts...

[C.S]

just felt like posting this lame story

 

 

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One day, Beggar A and Beggar B were looking for left over food.

However, it has been 7 days since they last eaten, so they are quite desperate for everything and anything .

Suddenly, they spotted at the back alley, a pile of remains from some1 who has vomited.

 

Being very very very hungry, both A & B had the idea of eating the vomits.

However, as much as B wanted to eat, he allowed A to proceed on eating the vomits, and he just watched.

 

Soon , A finished up the pile on the floor, and he also puked all the contents out again

 

This time round ,B went over to consume everything that has came out from A's mouth

 

Feeling puzzled, A then asked B "why did u not snatch with me when we both 1st saw the vomits"

 

B said " i prefer to eat things that are warm"

 

:giddy: :giddy:

[AsHaRiE]

woot woot. I'm back! 3400km in 4 days.. my butt hurts...

 

waahh.. kewl bro.. congrats!! hope everything went smoothly for you... post up sum pics yeah??

[AsHaRiE]

just felt like posting this lame story

 

 

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One day, Beggar A and Beggar B were looking for left over food.

However, it has been 7 days since they last eaten, so they are quite desperate for everything and anything .

Suddenly, they spotted at the back alley, a pile of remains from some1 who has vomited.

 

Being very very very hungry, both A & B had the idea of eating the vomits.

However, as much as B wanted to eat, he allowed A to proceed on eating the vomits, and he just watched.

 

Soon , A finished up the pile on the floor, and he also puked all the contents out again

 

This time round ,B went over to consume everything that has came out from A's mouth

 

Feeling puzzled, A then asked B "why did u not snatch with me when we both 1st saw the vomits"

 

B said " i prefer to eat things that are warm"

 

:giddy: :giddy:

 

 

seriously bro.. its not lame... its gross..

[Pplater]

yeah... what a way to start the morning..

[Seastorm]

After being so grossed out by the story cs posted.. we all can save $ and skip breakfast liao hahaha...

[C.S]

ey

really gross mey?

 

 

not even a bit of humourous mey?

[marzocchi]

this week no basketball? If yes..can earlier? Like 4pm? I'm only free on wed though

[hellsfury]

im on for basketball, but i fastest can onli reach sch at 450, due to tuition.

[hellsfury]

ok i confirmed with hongwei, BBALL OUTING TMR

 

 

Time: 5PM

Place: SRC

C ya people there!

[hellsfury]

if u had 2 options, which would u choose?

 

senario is that you are in 20's and bike siao and got gf n family who keep nagging u to quit bike.

 

option A, get a class2 bike and promise them it will be your final ride, and get to live your youth to the fullest(CS might disagree with me on this assumption).

 

option B, lan lan suck thumb, w8 a few yrs start working then spend on bikes. maybe then the passion is gone.

 

so wad wud u guys choose?

[C.S]

if u had 2 options, which would u choose?

 

senario is that you are in 20's and bike siao and got gf n family who keep nagging u to quit bike.

 

option A, get a class2 bike and promise them it will be your final ride, and get to live your youth to the fullest(CS might disagree with me on this assumption).

 

option B, lan lan suck thumb, w8 a few yrs start working then spend on bikes. maybe then the passion is gone.

 

so wad wud u guys choose?

 

 

 

what's wif the "CS might disagree"

u go do anything u like, including go mod ur bike

but

as long as i see ur bike got spoiler, story diff le

[Pplater]

if u had 2 options, which would u choose?

 

senario is that you are in 20's and bike siao and got gf n family who keep nagging u to quit bike.

 

option A, get a class2 bike and promise them it will be your final ride, and get to live your youth to the fullest(CS might disagree with me on this assumption).

 

option B, lan lan suck thumb, w8 a few yrs start working then spend on bikes. maybe then the passion is gone.

 

so wad wud u guys choose?

 

Say... If i were in this senario.. I would think about what I want, what i need and what I can afford. Assuming I can afford, I will consider whether its someting I want or something I need. If I need it then no question. If I just want it, then well... it depends on prorities... Ultimately u have to make your own choices and live with the consequences... But if I had my way, I'll say, go for what feels right.

[Singaporean]

Talking abt jokes....I think this one is funny...

 

A old man walks into e doctor's office.

 

Doctor: "OK, have a seat. I have something important to tell you."

Old man: "What is it doctor?! Tell me...I can handle it!!"

Doctor: "You have cancer and you Alzheimer."

Old man: "Well at least I dun have cancer."

[Singaporean]

if u had 2 options, which would u choose?

 

senario is that you are in 20's and bike siao and got gf n family who keep nagging u to quit bike.

 

option A, get a class2 bike and promise them it will be your final ride, and get to live your youth to the fullest(CS might disagree with me on this assumption).

 

option B, lan lan suck thumb, w8 a few yrs start working then spend on bikes. maybe then the passion is gone.

 

so wad wud u guys choose?

 

I will convince them tat I love biking. If i cant convince them i confuse them.

[kitty23]

Asking for nusriders, who is free on thurs around 1pm , to accompany ana to collect bike and ride to sch. I'll be there at imotor with her to collect bike too.

 

msg me to cfm thanks.

[C.S]

suddenly

i just want to share another story

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Ah Seng was in the army, he was in an overseas training ground, when the story happened

One night, during AH Seng was on night sentry duty.

Suddenly,, he had stomachache, so he went to the toilet. Unlike SG army camps, the particular camp had very poor facilities. It is basically just a make shift stay over place for the troops. The toilets made of wooden planks seperating each cubicle, and there was no lights

Ah seng had no choice, but to go in, though it was very stinky.

When he reached inside the cubicle, it was total darkness, Still, he removed his pants and squatted down.

As soon as he squat down, he felt a hand touch his butt.

Startled, he stood up. Then he tought that he was too tired and was imagining things. So he tried again, this time round, slowly and carefully.

Slowly, slowly, he bent his legs bit by bit........

there was nothing

but at the very last moment,

HE FELT A TOUCH AGAIN.

HE Felt SOmething touch his butt

 

 

Ah Seng freaked out, pulled up his pants, ran out and called for help.

His partners and platoon mates all woke up to check wat the comotion was about, finally, they decided to bring their torches, to go in a grp to check out tt cubicle....

 

 

As soon as they reached the cubicle, Ah seng did not dare to look inside. The, one of his platoon mates decided to pluck up the courage, and shine the torch inside to see.

As soon as he took a glance inside, he shouted and puked......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

becos the toilet flush has spoiled, the sh|t has piled up disgustingly into a heap

and, it was so high that it was the tip that touched AH seng's butt

 

[C.S]

Asking for nusriders, who is free on thurs around 1pm , to accompany ana to collect bike and ride to sch. I'll be there at imotor with her to collect bike too.

 

msg me to cfm thanks.

 

 

ride safe

at work

[AsHaRiE]

suddenly

i just want to share another story

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Ah Seng was in the army, he was in an overseas training ground, when the story happened

One night, during AH Seng was on night sentry duty.

Suddenly,, he had stomachache, so he went to the toilet. Unlike SG army camps, the particular camp had very poor facilities. It is basically just a make shift stay over place for the troops. The toilets made of wooden planks seperating each cubicle, and there was no lights

Ah seng had no choice, but to go in, though it was very stinky.

When he reached inside the cubicle, it was total darkness, Still, he removed his pants and squatted down.

As soon as he squat down, he felt a hand touch his butt.

Startled, he stood up. Then he tought that he was too tired and was imagining things. So he tried again, this time round, slowly and carefully.

Slowly, slowly, he bent his legs bit by bit........

there was nothing

but at the very last moment,

HE FELT A TOUCH AGAIN.

HE Felt SOmething touch his butt

 

 

Ah Seng freaked out, pulled up his pants, ran out and called for help.

His partners and platoon mates all woke up to check wat the comotion was about, finally, they decided to bring their torches, to go in a grp to check out tt cubicle....

 

 

As soon as they reached the cubicle, Ah seng did not dare to look inside. The, one of his platoon mates decided to pluck up the courage, and shine the torch inside to see.

As soon as he took a glance inside, he shouted and puked......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

becos the toilet flush has spoiled, the sh|t has piled up disgustingly into a heap

and, it was so high that it was the tip that touched AH seng's butt

 

 

I'd seriously applaud you for the attempt.. but u've pretty much spoiled my views.. i'll never see vomit n **** the same way again.. hahah..

[AsHaRiE]

yo pplater.. post sum pics leh.. wanna see the places uve been..

[C.S]

I'd seriously applaud you for the attempt.. but u've pretty much spoiled my views.. i'll never see vomit n **** the same way again.. hahah..

 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pplater]

yo pplater.. post sum pics leh.. wanna see the places uve been..

 

Not many good pics la bro.. But it was a good learning experience and no regrets, thats for sure.

 

http://www.singaporebikes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180755

[hongwei09]

Asking for nusriders, who is free on thurs around 1pm , to accompany ana to collect bike and ride to sch. I'll be there at imotor with her to collect bike too.

 

msg me to cfm thanks.

 

Hey kitty i tot about it but it would be quite unlikely i can be there at 1pm since our project meeting starts at 11am. do call me if any unfavourable situation situation arises.

[hongwei09]

I will convince them tat I love biking. If i cant convince them i confuse them.

 

thats what fazli like to do..if he cant convince then he will confuse..

 

no wonder the tester thought u skipped a pylon..

[hongwei09]

Issac who did u call for bball today?just you and me and CH onli?

 

cos i dunno if faz is going and did u call kevin and ana?