NUS (National University of Singapore)

[marzocchi]

Issac who did u call for bball today?just you and me and CH onli?

 

cos i dunno if faz is going and did u call kevin and ana?

 

i asked him "usual peeps?" he say yupz...except for cs...pang seh us.

 

better confirm again.

[marzocchi]

ok i think he nv ask anyone else. i just asked kevin and he will be there at 5pm.

[hellsfury]

hopefully my fren will be there, also another ex jc gal bball player. hehe faz yesterday i msg u on msn, but ur real life brother was online rite? i dun have ana's no. n kevs no. since that malacca trip that fried up my phone..

[marzocchi]

hopefully my fren will be there, also another ex jc gal bball player. hehe faz yesterday i msg u on msn, but ur real life brother was online rite? i dun have ana's no. n kevs no. since that malacca trip that fried up my phone..

 

whether your fren will come depends on ur charm? haha

[hellsfury]

-_-"" chie hui anyhow lets do wad we did last wed hehehe..

[marzocchi]

-_-"" chie hui anyhow lets do wad we did last wed hehehe..

 

wat we did? other than bio the girls at the running track. HAHAHHAH

[hellsfury]

NICE:cheeky:

[marzocchi]

eh dun expose too much details, wait kena call fan jian.

[Seastorm]

eh dun expose too much details, wait kena call fan jian.

 

who who who? who shooting arrows in here?

[kitty23]

ok hongwei and faz is acc me to pick up ana and go to imotor..thanks pall....

macham i buying bike like that. hee.

[C.S]

wa lan ey , i doing

data entry

filing

photocopying

shredding

translation

telephone operator

drafting proposals

homevisits

coffee boy

teaching my boss how to read some chinese words (he is chinese)

 

 

 

-_-

 

hard earned $

[Singaporean]

CS u sound like a secretary... a sexy one too

[C.S]

ok

now moving away from gross topic

i am inspired to tell another story

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Once upon a time, a french missionary went to central africa, to do his part in educating the people, hoping that they would eventually catch up with the rest of the world

However, at that time, most people think that his is mad, as all believe that it would not work, and he would return to France in no time.

When he reached Central Africa, he went to a little village known as Bulaolu.

Bulaolu, like any other tribal village, had a village chief. He is basically chosen from the rest of the male villagers, based on his hunting skills and physique, to be appointed as chief.

The good thing about the chief is that, he can gain access to any woman in the tribe. Although each man is only allowed 1 wife, but so long as he is still the leader, all woman sort of belonged to him.

Thus, u see that despite having only about 20 pairs of adults, there are as near as 200 young children, from infants to young teenagers.

So, the father stayed on the village, to start off as a teacher for th children.

Soon, time passed, and 7 yrs had gone. Most of the kids had sort of been through some education, and with the help of the father, many of their "technologies" were being improved. Everyone were very happy with the father, and treated him like one of them.

HOWEVER, one day, the chief was furious. Among the tribe, he discovered that one of the new born baby had fair skin and was blonde.He wanted to kill the father, but everyone pleaded for the father.

Eventually, after seeing the credit that the father had done for the village, the chief decided, that he will give the father 3 days to convince him, why the father shall be spared, had he not conducted adultery.

 

Day one, the father tried his best to persuade the Chief, pointing out that every child in the village had diff skin tone color... The Chief did not buy that.

 

Day two, the father brought the Chief to the jungle, to show him why some of the fruits are green, while others are red, although they come from the same tree...... The Chief did not buy that

 

Day three, Feeling dejected, the father just could not find anymore explanation. So he walked to the cliff edge, wanting to jsut end his life. Suddenly, the Chief came and asked him "SO, how are u going to convince me today"

The father simply raised up both hands and said "What else can i say, i have found my solution"

Surpirsed, the Chief looked down the cliff, and saw a herd of cows grazing.

It was a massive herd of black and white cows. BUT, among them, there was just ONE BROWN COW.

feeling panicky, the Chief said ...........

 

 

"OK, i dun kill u, u dun tell the rest"

[hellsfury]

wah lan eh si bei shag man.........

[marzocchi]

deborah..no la..just joking about someone here..haha..hey sorry peeps..today i really very very tired..played pretty badly today

[hongwei09]

wah lan eh si bei shag man.........

 

haha i second that. All thanks and no thanks to 5pm..6 would be nice!

But too bad i cant play next week cos will need to be at a dinner..

Anyway today was pretty competitive huh...Esp CS..

[C.S]

not only u ba

i think all shag

except hongwei and his fren

YongXin, did i get it right?

[hongwei09]

Yong Sing..haha..

We played tgr for a long time in JC..so somehow noe where we'll run. But still its nv guarding CS or CH..all these bloody monkey keep running around..

CS is realli a piece of brick. I see CH trying to knock u but he being so muscular and all was knocked off instead.

 

CS i salute u.

[C.S]

mai siao siao

last time i go gym work out wan hor

LOL

becos i want to train up my back, to challenge those regulars in the inter-unit basketball match

whahahaha

 

 

 

no la, fat ppl like me have high inertia

wahahha

i got a fren in NUS, who knock me down to the ground one lor

 

picture this

183, with Chie Hui's built

and sch team since he was from pri sch

[C.S]

but still, want to apologise to those i banged left right up down,

cos, end up, still nvr score............. haiz

 

 

 

 

back to my main point,

HOW ARE MY STORIES?

[Pplater]

eh... i dun understand the last part leh CS. How come the chief say dun kill the missionary but ask him dun tell the rest?

 

Your story original one ah? If dun do those shitty and puky stuff not too bad lah...

[C.S]

eh... i dun understand the last part leh CS. How come the chief say dun kill the missionary but ask him dun tell the rest?

 

Your story original one ah? If dun do those shitty and puky stuff not too bad lah...

 

 

its ok, not many ppl understand this story

u are just one commoner, and i pardon u for that

 

this is PhD level of jokes

wahahahaha

[hongwei09]

becos the chief messed the cow..

[hongwei09]

actually i do feel tired..but its that instant when we're on the bball court i feel like playing until i dropped dead..i usually feel lidat..den next dae my brother gotta massage here and there for me..

[marzocchi]

haha....we suppose to start at 5....then 2 kuku late...in the end started at 6...which makes no difference from last week!

 

i shall run much more the next time we play again!